Top 10 Worst GTA V Characters

[Bratva Assassin]

DISCLAIMER: I will probably be making a "best" list, relating to this in the near future. I also respect your opinion if you disagree with ANYTHING on this list! Just please don't troll!

 

Now that that's out of the way, here is a list of my top 10 least favorite GTA V characters:

#10 Fabian LaRouche

Annoying, boring, and uninteresting.

#9 Mary-Ann

Just some dumb blonde bimbo whose too forgettable and too obsessed with fitness.

#8 Michael’s entire family

They’re all interchangeable so there’s no reason not to list them together. Michael deserves a better family.

#7 Steve Haines

Just a douchebag who thought he can do whatever he wanted based on the fact that he’s an FIB agent.

#6 Tanisha

Too bland yet for some bizarre reason, the game wants you to care so much about her.

#5 Devin Westom

Just a douchebag who thought he could do whatever he wanted based on the fact that he’s a wealthy businessman.

#4 Tonya

Extremely annoying and her side missions are completely pointless.

#3 Molly Schultz

A very annoying and boring lawyer. Her death was more than satisfying.

#2 Stretch

Too forgettable yet Rockstar wants us to think of him as some sort of main antagonist.

#1 Trevor

For killing Johnny K, Clay, Terry, and a bunch of Lost MC members as well as a bunch of other shenanigans throughout the game!

 

So..how would YOU GUYS rank your ten least favorite characters from this particular game? You can list reasons as to why they're ranked where they are or you don't have to! They also don't even have to be ranked at all! Honorable mentions are also optional!

Edited June 24, 2018 by ThatBenGuy

[TheSantader25]

10)Tracey:should have died. Worst daughter a man can have. 

9)Amanda:should have died. worst wife a man can have. Annoying ungrateful bitch. 

8)Debra:thankfully dead. The main reason innocent Floyd died. 

7)Beverly:thankfully we can kill him. All that work for nothing. 

6)Cris Formage:Stealing his cash is one of the most satisfying things you can do after all that stupid ass missions. 

5)Johnny Klebitz:R* finally killing this prick via Trevor is one of the best decisions they made in their writing. 

4)Ashley Butler:this bitch thankfully died as well. The main reason Johnny couldn't find a redemption. 

3)Omega:all of that work for nothing. 

2)Denise:Feminazi bitch. 

1)karen:still waiting for the day to kill this bitch. 

 

Edited June 23, 2018 by TheSantader25

[GTA-Biker]

In no particular order:

Trevor Philips-annoying manchild who bullies his friends and throws tantrums whenever something isn't his way,created just to be edgy and look badass to preteen kids who play this game

Devin Weston-annoying douche who thinks he can do whatever he wants just because he's rich

Steve Haines-annoying douche who thinks he can do whatever he wants just because he's a cop

Stretch-he always tried to make himself look important just because he's a gang OG,and he pretended to be friends with Lamar,but actually tried to get him killed

Denise Clinton-she threw Frank out of the house that he also partly owns (I wish Frank could kick the door down and shoot her in the face) 

Simeon-he always scammed people and when somebody wouldn't trust him he would accuse that person of racism,not to mention the payout for most of his missions in Online sucks

Tonya-annoying trashy junkie

Debra-annoying bitch

Beverly-this asshole asked Frank for help multiple times,and then refused to pay

Rocco Pelosi-I hated this douche since GTA TBOGT

[TheSantader25]

30 minutes ago, GTA-Biker said:

In no particular order:

Trevor Philips-annoying manchild who bullies his friends and throws tantrums whenever something isn't his way,created just to be edgy and look badass to preteen kids who play the game. 

Fortunately Trevor has a lot of fans among people(not kids) that saw him more than an edgy c*nt. 

[Algonquin Assassin]

Just 10? 

 

Anyway here's my top 10 list in order by how much I dislike them.

 

1 -  Trevor:  Apart from a decent voice actor who was dealt with a sh*t hand easily my most disliked character in GTA V. Well I would've liked Trevor a lot more if he was less like a broken high school bully who just wants to be loved by mommy and more of a genuine psycho.

 

2 - Stretch: Who the f*ck is Stretch? Oh one those guys that's apparently one of the antagonists, but is more forgettable than most peds.

 

3 - Wei Cheng: See above.

 

4 -Tonya: Oh my f*cking god I want to tear my god damn ears off whenever she's on screen for pulling off a ridiculous and forced being "high" voice.

 

5 - Madrazo: Such an interesting premise wasted on reminding us Trevor is "CRAAAZZZZZZYYYY".

 

6 - Tanisha: Why oh why does the game try so f*cking hard to make us care about her? She's as bad as the bland girlfriends in San Andreas. 

 

7-  Haines: Poor man's attempt of a white Tenpenny.

 

8 - Michael's entire family. I know I'm cheating a bit here, but I really think they should be grouped together.

 

9 -That woman who's a stranger & freak (Can't remember her name) who's obsessed with fitness. Jesus. Just get some woman.

 

10 - Wade: The Insane Clown Posse is so 1999.

 

[Excalibur Voltaire]

10. Tanisha, too bad we can't kill her

9. Denise, I hate feminazis, she's no better

8. Abigail, glad I can kill her

7. Dr. Friedlander, only cares about money, glad I can kill him

6. Kyle, Cheats on Amanda and get away with it

5. Fabien, same as Kyle

4. Rocco, glad we can kill this douchebag

3. ULPC, I'm just happy that I can finally kill this asshole

2. Karen, I wish we can kill her in next GTA

 

And the number 1 is

Johnny Klebitz, Trevor killing this prick was probably the most satisfying death in the whole series IMO

[Crossbones]

1. Trevor Philips- He never felt like a criminal to me, he would have better suited in a game like Manhunt or horror-themed games. He is a bullying and molesting piece of sh*t.

 

2. Wei Cheng- Forgettable character who never made sense as a main antagonist.

 

3. Denise Clinton- I've long history of hostility towards Feminists. Plus, she is really annoying.

 

4. Tonya Wiggins- Annoying junkie. 

 

5. Fabien LaRouche- Uninteresting, annoying. The sole reason I paid attention to what he said was because he greeted people with 'Namaste'.

 

6. Tanisha- Why the hell she was in the game ?

 

7. Martin Madrazo- Wasted opportunity. R* turned him into a pussy just to remind us how badass Trevor is.

 

8. Haines- I never liked feds in GTA.

 

9. Beverly Felton- Ungrateful bastard.

 

10. Devin Weston- Annoying and boring. 

[TheSantader25]

@Crossbones

 He never felt like a criminal to me, he would have better suited in a game like Manhunt or horror-themed games. He is a bullying and molesting piece of sh*t.

 

You just described a CRIMINAL. 

 

[Crossbones]

2 minutes ago, TheSantader25 said:

You just described a CRIMINAL. 

By CRIMINAL, I meant someone who commits crime for money not to satisfy his thrist for violence. He felt like a serial killer and serial rapist, someone like Eddie Low from GTA IV. He felt like a psychopath who got no goals, no motivations just wants to kill, rob indiscriminately. 

[TheSantader25]

14 minutes ago, Crossbones said:

By CRIMINAL, I meant someone who commits crime for money not to satisfy his thrist for violence. He felt like a serial killer and serial rapist, someone like Eddie Low from GTA IV. He felt like a psychopath who got no goals, no motivations just wants to kill, rob indiscriminately. 

But a criminal is someone who commits crime no matter what. I get your point. 

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Crossbones said:

. He felt like a psychopath who got no goals, no motivations just wants to kill, rob indiscriminately. 

While I agree he felt that way a lot of the time, to be fair Trevor did have a goal which was to expand TP enterprises, his drug and arms dealing business. So in that way he is committing crimes for money and to build his own drug based empire but yeah I get what you mean, a lot of his actions did seem somewhat senseless in the story.

[askn]

Half of character make no sense at all/trying too hard to make an impression.

[TheSantader25]

@Crossbones

@Utopianthumbs

Trevor's dialogue at minor turbulence:

If it's such a good thing, where's my money huh? Where's my consultant's fee and my big fat dividend? I want a franchise network Ron! I want reward cards and merchandise. I want to make gun violence and drug dependency accessible to every man and beast from hove beach to vespucci! I want country clubs and a stressed wife with blonde hair and a hot little secretary! 

Edited June 24, 2018 by TheSantader25

[Guest]

1 hour ago, TheSantader25 said:

@Crossbones

@Utopianthumbs

Trevor's dialogue at minor turbulence:

If it's such a good thing, where's my money huh? Where's my consultant's fee and my big fat dividend? I want a franchise network Ron! I want reward cards and merchandise. I want to make gun violence and drug dependency accessible to every man and beast from hove beach to vespucci! I want country clubs and a stressed wife with blonde hair and a hot little secretary! 

I agree with you, like I said I think Trevor had a goal which was to expand TP enterprises and establish his name, and judging by this dialogue to make a franchise of himself. Though I hope the online update which says Trevor became a life coach isn't true lol.

 

Edited June 24, 2018 by Guest

[Journey_95]

1. Devin Weston  

2. Jimmy De Santa

3. Fake Johnny Klebitz 

4. Tonya 

5. Stretch  
6. Tracy  

7. Amanda

8. Friedlander

9. Wade

10. Floyd
 

 

[TheSantader25]

1 hour ago, Journey_95 said:

1. Devin Weston  

2. Jimmy De Santa

3. Fake Johnny Klebitz 

4. Tonya 

5. Stretch  
6. Tracy  

7. Amanda

8. Friedlander

9. Wade

10. Floyd
 

 

It's not FAKE Johnny. You have that bitch Ashley to blame for what happened to him. Even in TLAD it was clear that Johnny could never leave her despite saying he will numerous times. That finally made him a drug addict and f*cked him up by a psycho. 

Edited June 26, 2018 by TheSantader25

[MARKUS.]

Topic N #32345 created to say that Trevor is a bad character because he killed Johnny K.

[Journey_95]

17 hours ago, TheSantader25 said:

It's not FAKE Johnny. You have that bitch Ashley to blame for what happened to him. Even in TLAD it was clear that Johnny could never leave her despite saying he will numerous times. That finally made him a drug addict and f*cked him up by a psycho. 

In TLAD it was also clear that Johnny would never do drugs and be a bitch. Not to mention he clearly left Ashley for good at the end.

 

It makes no sense that he became so damm pathetic. Rockstar just wanted to push their new edgy crazy character and while Trevor can be fun butchering Johnny and later on Madrazzo for it was really cheap writing

[thc_404]

On 6/24/2018 at 12:22 PM, TheSantader25 said:

@Crossbones

@Utopianthumbs

Trevor's dialogue at minor turbulence:

If it's such a good thing, where's my money huh? Where's my consultant's fee and my big fat dividend? I want a franchise network Ron! I want reward cards and merchandise. I want to make gun violence and drug dependency accessible to every man and beast from hove beach to vespucci! I want country clubs and a stressed wife with blonde hair and a hot little secretary! 

WHO BOUNCES ON MY BOY!

[D9fred95]

10: Franklin. Least disliked if only because he only really exists to act as a balance for M & T. He mostly does the old "snark at absurd request but begrudgingly do it anyway" routine at mission intros.

9: Mary Ann. Mostly because she ends up on your contacts list for no reason.

8: Tracy. Underused in the story. Gets characterization if you call her after missions but they're extremely easy to miss.

7: Rocco. Wish Luis got to kill him.

6: Denise. Being a strong woman is fine. Flaunting it as if it makes you morally superior to someone else is annoying.

5: Fabien. He introduced yoga.

4: Tanisha. Hypocrite and practically a Mary Sue. Everyone loves her and she contradicts herself in her single appearance.

3: Wei Cheng. He has barely any background for a main antagonist. His wiki page is the absolute bare-minimum to boot.

2: Devin. He's a caricature of the "rich douchebag". He plays the stereotype so straight he fails to be an actual person.

1: Stretch. A failure of an antagonist, Torini did a better job.

 

Trevor's not on here if only because at least his character switches and missions are fun and Steven Ogg did a bang up job.

[Hmmm nice bike]

• Franklin - He seriously had so much potential as a character, but this potential dropped off the radar as soon as he starts working with Michael and Trevor and automatically gets a mansion. I would have loved to have seen more interaction with him and the Families prior to his life of heists and government work.
• Trevor - Was he supposed to be a frightening psychopath or a goofy nutjob? I feel like Rockstar couldn't decide what to portray him as, because some moments it seems like we're supposed to be shocked by what he's doing, but other moments he's cracking stupid jokes and doing silly voices while he's killing someone. And then the fact that if you choose to kill him in the finale, he's actually scared of Franklin and runs away. I believe an in-game mechanic also allows Trevor to get scared and run off (causing you to fail a mission) if you kill some civilians. Shouldn't he not give a sh*t if he's that much of a psycho? Much of his character was also completely immature and annoying.
• Steve Haines - A douchebag FIB official that forces the trio to do the agency's dirty work while having most of their money from the Paleto job taken from them. If Trevor was as unstable of a character as he was made out to be, wouldn't he have had no problem with killing this guy after their second or third meeting?
• Devin Westin - Another douchebag and a poor excuse for a main antagonist. He never struck me as being a major threat, and the reason for him becoming the main antagonist (not paying Franklin and Trevor for work and sending a mercenary hit squad after Michael's family because his lawyer got sucked into a jet engine, womp womp) was stupid compared to the reasons that made characters like Dimitri and Tenpenny the main antagonists.
• Stretch - What did this guy do again? He might actually be the sh*ttiest and most half-assed antagonist in GTA history.
• Amanda, Tracy and Jimmy - All of them were annoying and ungrateful. If we were supposed to dislike their characters, then the writers did a damn good job of this. Unfortunately, it made them hard to sympathize with when it came time to rescue them from Devin's hit squad. I really didn't care what happened to them one way or the other. And in many ways, I feel like Michael would have been better off without them. I never really got the impression that he loved any of them anyway.
• Lazlow - Another really annoying character, both in the missions he appears in and on the radio/TV. I get that he was supposed to be annoying, but they also seemed to be trying too hard to make us laugh at him, but nothing he was in was funny. Especially with how they're now trying to paint him as being a "washed-up celebrity" in the GTA universe. I miss the old Lazlow where he's the sane one and all of his callers and guests are the nuts. Now he's just another nut, but this time he's also not funny.
• Floyd - This guy is too dumb for his own good. If Trevor broke into his house like that, couldn't he have just waited until one of the many times Trevor was gone to call the cops and tell them that some random crazy guy just busted into his sh*t like that?

Honorable mentions

Dr. Ray DeAngelo Harris - What a waste of a J.B. Smoove casting. I love Leon on Curb Your Enthusiasm, but it's clear that Lazlow and Dan Houser (and whoever else comes up with the radio scripts) are not Larry David. His show was mostly gibberish and pretty boring to listen to. They actually managed to make this guy boring.

Deborah - Floyd's girlfriend only appears in one scene, but her voice actor didn't really do a good job at all. Add that to Trevor and Floyd being present, and it made for a cringeworthy scene all the way around.

[TheSantader25]

5 hours ago, Journey_95 said:

In TLAD it was also clear that Johnny would never do drugs and be a bitch. Not to mention he clearly left Ashley for good at the end.

 

It makes no sense that he became so damm pathetic. Rockstar just wanted to push their new edgy crazy character and while Trevor can be fun butchering Johnny and later on Madrazzo for it was really cheap writing

Well I have news. People CHANGE

Even in TLAD Johnny said numerous times he's gonna dump her but he came back. Lacking strong will was one  Johnny's personality traits. 

Yeah you keep telling yourself that they JUST did this to make trevor look cool. If that makes you feel any better... 

Edited June 27, 2018 by TheSantader25

[Algonquin Assassin]

6 hours ago, Journey_95 said:

and later on Madrazzo for it was really cheap writing

Madrazo's treatment was worse IMO and like I said above he had such an interesting premise. I mean he knocked Michael on his ass with a baseball bat just for tearing down his girlfriend's house. I thought he was going to be a take no sh*t, cartel leader, psycho a bit like Tuco in Breaking Bad, but then he comes back later on and comes across as a total pussy lol. I've never seen a character shift so much in the same game before.

[TheSantader25]

26 minutes ago, Algonquin Assassin said:

Madrazo's treatment was worse IMO and like I said above he had such an interesting premise. I mean he knocked Michael on his ass with a baseball bat just for tearing down his girlfriend's house. I thought he was going to be a take no sh*t, cartel leader, psycho a bit like Tuco in Breaking Bad, but then he comes back later on and comes across as a total pussy lol. I've never seen a character shift so much in the same game before.

I hate it when people say They killed Johnny just to make trevor look cool however The madrazo writing pissed me off. I was totally taking him a serious antagonist. I thought HE was the main antagonist not those two douchebags. I was expecting a betrayal when I was delivering Patricia to him but nope. This in my opinion was the turning point of the story. The first four parts were terrific in my opinion but returning to LS with Trevor and the way they wrote that part ruined the fifth and last part. I was expecting things to hit up at that part but nope. Trevor got outta the madrazo ranch and went to kill floyd and debra lmao. 

[Hmmm nice bike]

I think the trio having to do work for Madrazo would have made more sense and been more interesting than doing work for the FIB. Michael pulled the man's house down, and the guy's a Mexican cartel boss. He's just gonna forgive them that easily once they throw some diamond money at him? When he first showed up at Michael's house to confront him, I really thought he was gonna have the characters by the balls for most of the game. And instead he's pushed aside in favor of making Michael a chubby James Bond.

[TheSantader25]

10 minutes ago, Hmmm nice bike said:

I think the trio having to do work for Madrazo would have made more sense and been more interesting than doing work for the FIB. Michael pulled the man's house down, and the guy's a Mexican cartel boss. He's just gonna forgive them that easily once they throw some diamond money at him? When he first showed up at Michael's house to confront him, I really thought he was gonna have the characters by the balls for most of the game. And instead he's pushed aside in favor of making Michael a chubby James Bond.

He DID ask them for favors. That could be the start of many favors.  but as usual trevor f*cked it up. 

[Journey_95]

3 hours ago, TheSantader25 said:

Well I have news. People CHANGE

Even in TLAD Johnny said numerous times he's gonna dump her but he came back. Lacking strong will was one  Johnny's personality traits. 

Yeah you keep telling yourself that they JUST did this to make trevor look cool. If that makes you feel any better... 

I know thats the only reason they did it because otherwise they would have at least explored this Johnny more..instead he appears in one sh*tty cutscene and is killed asap for cheap shock value (even the way it was done was dumb). 

Also people change is such a cheap excuse. You can just write any character like sh*t that way and come with the "people change" excuse. How would you feel about LCS for an example having an appearance of CJ where he is a little bitch and killed by Toni in a lame cutscene? Doubt you would be trying to defend it

[TheSantader25]

7 minutes ago, Journey_95 said:

I know thats the only reason they did it because otherwise they would have at least explored this Johnny more..instead he appears in one sh*tty cutscene and is killed asap for cheap shock value (even the way it was done was dumb). 

Also people change is such a cheap excuse. You can just write any character like sh*t that way and come with the "people change" excuse. How would you feel about LCS for an example having an appearance of CJ where he is a little bitch and killed by Toni in a lame cutscene? Doubt you would be trying to defend it

Johnny didn't even change. He lacked strong will throughout the entire TLAD. Ashley was clearly his weakness. And lacking strong will is the first thing that will turn you into drugs. 

Every character in the series has his 'badass' moments. This was one of Trevor's. 

But yeah I hate trevor oh my god he is so bad. Why did they kill Johnny I loved him...

Edited June 27, 2018 by TheSantader25

[Journey_95]

2 hours ago, Algonquin Assassin said:

Madrazo's treatment was worse IMO and like I said above he had such an interesting premise. I mean he knocked Michael on his ass with a baseball bat just for tearing down his girlfriend's house. I thought he was going to be a take no sh*t, cartel leader, psycho a bit like Tuco in Breaking Bad, but then he comes back later on and comes across as a total pussy lol. I've never seen a character shift so much in the same game before.

Its only not worse for me because I wasn't exactly invested in his character..but you are right it was really badly written. They wasted so much potential with having a threatening cartel boss as an antagonist (more focus on the cartels in general would have been refreshing in a GTA game). But just so Trevor can be "badass" they turn him into his bitch all of a sudden, very cheap twist and it kills the tension from how the previous stuff where they were trying to make Madrazzo seem like a threat.

 

If Madrazzo was the main antagonist the story would be more interesting in general, Steve Haines would have worked better as a side antagonist type and Weston & the rest were complete crap anyway

[WarthogCC]

I was hoping Trevor and Mary-Ann would relieve their sexual tension and get it on.

 

No one mentioned Molly?  She was frickin hot.  I thought maybe Franklin would get together with her.  Too bad she got sucked into an engine.