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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)


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Wastelander (Suzuki)

So this just happened, was in passive waiting for CEO invite.

Pull up to the mid city LSC and find this:

sRLkBJ5.jpg

As I'm taking the pictrue I got on the mic

 

Me: WHO THE F*CK DID THIS TO AN FMJ!?

Everyone in lobby: where?

Me: mid town LSC.

Enter owner of the sh*tbox before me

FMJ owner: *sticks middle finger out window* *loud 12 year old voice* F*CK YOU AND YOUR S*IT CAR FURFAG! *peels out leaving pink rainbow colored smoke and gayness*

I was driving this BTW:

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Everyone then kicked him from the lobby (come to find out he had been destroying CEO Crates and ruined a 1.2 million dollar sale)

 

Seriously is "FurFag" the only comeback these kids can form against me now, they seriously need come up with something original for f*cking once, and maybe I'll take them seriously. In till then, I'll continue to laugh in their face.

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Classic case of installing everything on a car because it apparently makes said car 'better.' This includes xenon lights, neon lights, custom tyres and window tints (not on that FMJ).

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I f*cking hate the GTA Online community ,sitting here in the Valkyrie for the Kill List Free Mode event, an out of 23 f*cking idiotic people, not a single one comes up here to join.

 

God I wish everyone would play the game it was supposed to be played, I hate people...

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Wastelander (Suzuki)

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Classic case of installing everything on a car because it apparently makes said car 'better.' This includes xenon lights, neon lights, custom tyres and window tints (not on that FMJ).

I built my car to look like a group 4 Lanica(the car it's based off of) using a the rally lights and wheels that are close to the real car, Sir Dips*it put a Ricer wing, neons, and Whitewalls on a Super car from 2016, f*cking Whitewalls!
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So this just happened, was in passive waiting for CEO invite.

Pull up to the mid city LSC and find this:

sRLkBJ5.jpg

As I'm taking the picture I got on the mic

 

Me: WHO THE F*CK DID THIS TO AN FMJ!?

Everyone in lobby: where?

Me: mid town LSC.

Enter owner of the sh*tbox before me

FMJ owner: *sticks middle finger out window* *loud 12 year old voice* F*CK YOU AND YOUR S*IT CAR FURFAG! *peels out leaving pink rainbow colored smoke and gayness*

I was driving this BTW:

 

I drove past the Mors lot and saw something terrible. The driver left the access to "All" so I took maters into my own hands:

 

QbHaShv.jpg

 

This is back when the Zentorno was new. Yes, the Sandking is chrome

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Wastelander (Suzuki)

 

So this just happened, was in passive waiting for CEO invite.

Pull up to the mid city LSC and find this:sRLkBJ5.jpg

As I'm taking the picture I got on the mic

Me: WHO THE F*CK DID THIS TO AN FMJ!?

Everyone in lobby: where?

Me: mid town LSC.

Enter owner of the sh*tbox before me

FMJ owner: *sticks middle finger out window* *loud 12 year old voice* F*CK YOU AND YOUR S*IT CAR FURFAG! *peels out leaving pink rainbow colored smoke and gayness*

I was driving this BTW:

 

I drove past the Mors lot and saw something terrible. The driver left the access to "All" so I took maters into my own hands:

 

QbHaShv.jpg

 

This is back when the Zentorno was new. Yes, the Sandking is chrome

Like I've told my friends, chrome only a looks good if it changes trim color (I.E the dukes secondary color), and whitewall tires only work on cars built from 1920 to 1967 and lowriders
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So this just happened, was in passive waiting for CEO invite.

Pull up to the mid city LSC and find this:

sRLkBJ5.jpg

As I'm taking the pictrue I got on the mic

 

Me: WHO THE F*CK DID THIS TO AN FMJ!?

Everyone in lobby: where?

Me: mid town LSC.

Enter owner of the sh*tbox before me

FMJ owner: *sticks middle finger out window* *loud 12 year old voice* F*CK YOU AND YOUR S*IT CAR FURFAG! *peels out leaving pink rainbow colored smoke and gayness*

I was driving this BTW:

xRMrqtt.jpg

Everyone then kicked him from the lobby (come to find out he had been destroying CEO Crates and ruined a 1.2 million dollar sale)

 

Seriously is "FurFag" the only comeback these kids can form against me now, they seriously need come up with something original for f*cking once, and maybe I'll take them seriously. In till then, I'll continue to laugh in their face.

 

Don't bother. The Lancia Stratos or whatever it's called ingame, is on my wish list. Just a tad too expensive right now. Don't want to spend nearly a million and another one for upgrading it just because it's nice.

 

But it beats that kiddie car by lightyears.

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DominusTaranis

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Classic case of installing everything on a car because it apparently makes said car 'better.' This includes xenon lights, neon lights, custom tyres and window tints (not on that FMJ).

I pretty much always use xenon tho. If I'm ever in need of the lights, I probably need them to actually light stuff up. So I go with the 5k upgrade each time.

 

 

 

I could use a lot less morons. Listening to this 170 something poop on this level 11 kid. 11 gets 4 kills and after each one he acts like he's the god of gaming. Nigga you got 4 kills to his 18. Drop it.

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