The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Mervz789]

Is it just me or can anyone else race properly in this game? It's a race not demolition derby.

 

Also C* if you change the physics on the bikes in stunt races, Make it easier to reach the checkpoint. I'm sick of accidentally flying and missing a checkpoint coming in f*cking last because you can't make your races properly.

[Mister_Incredible92]

I HATE when fa**ots are just sitting in the middle or at finish line of the race to f*ck some over.

 

Like, during the double loop race in the 1st and 2nd laps, i was in 1st place dusting everyone on track with my sexy red RE-7B. I was filled with confidence that i was going to win since i had the whole race to myself. Then all of a sudden, when i was in that white loop at the beginning of the 2nd lap, there was a RETARD SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A f*ckING LOOP IN HIS sh*tTY CHROME 811, BLOCKING MY f*ckING WAY, CAUSING ME TO f*ck UP MY STUNT AND HAD ME LANDED IN THE WATER. I did a retry and THE f*ckING CHROME TARD IS STILL THERE. I saw that f*cker moved out of the way when other drivers were passing by, but when i tried to get through, HE CONTINUES TO COCK BLOCK ME ON PURPOSE. So I've ended up being in 7th or 8th place and then ragequitted because of that ASSHOLE WHO DOESN'T WANT ME TO WIN FAIR AND SQUARE SMFH.

 

A word on advice: You wanna increase your chances of winning? Stop screwing people over and become a better driver!!!

[iguana]

 

Why can't rockstar just get rid of these blatantly hacked world records? Also why did they make 3 awards impossible on the new generation systems? (Full Metal Jacket, The Record Holder and The Salvaged)

 

Additional moan edit: Also what happened to the skippable intro cutscenes etc, what's this all legal wall of text about? Might not be related to GTAO but it still annoys me. Why I gotta watch some 5 star wanted level rising, 2 rockstar logos and 2 walls of text? Why can't I skip like in 3D universe? Most annoying is when you start a heist and you have to watch an extremely pointless cutscene of you all walking out, then standing there like a bunch of morons for 12 seconds, as if the loading times aren't already bad enough? This waiting is extremely annoying when doing an elite challenge for example.

 

Do you prefer a black loading screen instead? Are you playing on PS4+ If so the timer is broken.....

 

 

It isn't loading anything though, for example if you start heist in a stilted house it starts like 10 seconds earlier because there's no such cutscene.

 

 

In other news, people that suck at racing still ram you off the road. It's always funny how they still end up in the back of the scoreboard while I get my silver/bronze medal after being spun out multiple times.

[zecanelao]

As if my Pegasus list wasn't long enough... Now I've got several Marshalls when I should only have one.

 

Edited July 30, 2016 by zecanelao

[bigraj]

Another day, another asshat racing the course (Vespucci, in this case) backward costs me a possible win, and a good bit of GTA$ last night. Started off in the middle of the pack and got caught up in the usual contact-laden scrum that tends to happen early in practically every race. Finally made my way around the riff raff as the 2nd lap starts and moved up to 2nd place, and quickly catching up to my crewmate in first, when this dickless wonder barely misses my boy and catches me at the right angle to knock me off of the track. Triangle . . . . . . . . . . wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . . F*ck, I'm in 8th. Manage to get back to 6th after avoiding a mess on that last corner. Cost me at least 20K because of the double pay.

 

Got rammed into the last couple of feet of the wall on Plummet this morning. I'm in 2nd about to pass, when assh*le veers right pushing me into wall right before the wall ends, costing us both position and money. 3rd place guy (along with 4th and 5th) right behind both of us is streamlining closer at the same time. F*cker ends up 3rd, I'm 4th, as 5 people cross the finish line (me on my side) within .4 of a second. Would have been a great finish without the unnecessary contact.

[Gridl0k]

Yeah Respawn needs to be a button, not a 15-hour wait for a f*cking bar to fill.

[Gridl0k]

[kottonmouth401]

Yeah what's with the Chiliad landing and spinning out? I hold the right position all the way down, just like other jumps, and then end up like Ken Block as soon as it hits.

Yeah, its the touchiest damn landing. Even if you're perfectly straight, it stops you dead at least half the time. The finish line is so close you can taste it, but you lose about 3 seconds crawling to it from a full stop. Its frustrating

[Laker23]

 

I missed this exact checkpoint last night on the last lap while in 1st, eventually finished 2nd... felt bad.

[abaris11]

 

Yeah, exact same spot for me. I was all WTF, you're not even allowed to drive as it's supposed to be driven?

[ash-274]

Start a stunt race.

Driver in front of me (2nd position, overall) isn't just an asleep-at-the-switch or glitched-out driver, but starts in REVERSE and screws the entire field up. It only got worse after that.

 

Also, a disproportionate number of d-bag rammers and blockers use X80 Protos, in my observations.

Edited July 28, 2016 by ash-274

[Nerfgoth]

 

 

Why can't rockstar just get rid of these blatantly hacked world records? Also why did they make 3 awards impossible on the new generation systems? (Full Metal Jacket, The Record Holder and The Salvaged)

 

Additional moan edit: Also what happened to the skippable intro cutscenes etc, what's this all legal wall of text about? Might not be related to GTAO but it still annoys me. Why I gotta watch some 5 star wanted level rising, 2 rockstar logos and 2 walls of text? Why can't I skip like in 3D universe? Most annoying is when you start a heist and you have to watch an extremely pointless cutscene of you all walking out, then standing there like a bunch of morons for 12 seconds, as if the loading times aren't already bad enough? This waiting is extremely annoying when doing an elite challenge for example.

 

Do you prefer a black loading screen instead? Are you playing on PS4+ If so the timer is broken.....

 

 

It isn't loading anything though, for example if you start heist in a stilted house it starts like 10 seconds earlier because there's no such cutscene.

 

 

In other news, people that suck at racing still ram you off the road. It's always funny how they still end up in the back of the scoreboard while I get my silver/bronze medal after being spun out multiple times.

 

The timer is broken on Flecca, Humane, Series A and Pacific. And what i heard is only on PS4. You loose like 9 to 11 seconds in the beginning.....

 

had the same problem as Mister_Incredible92 today on the muscle car stunt race! A dickless a-hole who made me lose my second place!

[rockstarfanboy1987]

GTA Online is dead and we need new content

 

i will come back daily to refresh my statement so rockstar decides to get up their lazy asses and spend some time in producing rather than reskinning content. We also dont need this future bullsh*t and racing crap, no one asked for it. This is no COD or Nascar.

 

outta here until tomorrow

Edited July 28, 2016 by rockstarfanboy1987

[Gridl0k]

^ can you make it monthly instead?

 

Cheers,

Everyone

[abaris11]

 

This is no COD or Nascar.

 

 

 

 

Tell that to some players. Especially the COD part.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

I don't know how the f*ck people can get so low that they can somehow enjoy playing as a floating head 24/7, must cheat like that in general, it's bullsh*t, then they get salty AF when you run them over (because you can't see the f*cker) and chase you around the map for five hours.

Edited July 28, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz

[Growlmon]

Actually instead of just bitching about griefers in races in general right now, let's talk about Vespucci. f*ck. That. Race. It was MADE for griefers. Anyone that's ever created a quality race knows that you're not supposed to have a tight corner twelve feet away from the starting gate, let alone one that will make you literally fly off the track if the people behind you don't understand that they have a brake pedal. And the straight after that turn can't be any more cancerous with the barrier in the middle that is made for slamming people into. Then beyond that you pretty much have to release the throttle on EVERY f*ckING JUMP in that race or not only will you miss the checkpoint, but completely fall into the water. Oh, and the checkpoint placement on some corners don't even let you use the proper racing line or you'll miss it. Anyone trying to argue that this race just requires more skill and I'm bad for not knowing the track needs to be strapped to a table from Ikea put together by a middle-aged man that's done with his life and have his mouth filled halfway with duck feathers.

 

Don't get me started on any of the new bike stunt races.

 

Also anyone that complains about H2000 can f*ck off, that's pretty much the only quality race that came out of this. I'd say Chilliad was good if its ending didn't suck and it wasn't MADE FOR PEOPLE TO GRIEF, as well as that it's not a lap race so you can't make it last long enough to make real money out of.

 

 

EDIT: Also note, if you end up lucky enough to join one of my race lobbies with catchup and slipstream permanently set to HELL NO (except the few times I forget it's on and want to kill myself), here's how to get kicked: Level 1000+, K/D 30+, invisible outfit (any part), having swag 420 CoD xXxXxXx etc in your name or crew, mental state above 2 bars, any form of griefing on the track, consistently voting for bike tracks, lag (teleporting especially). X80, adder, and anything chrome or stupidcolors kicked at discretion. Be mad. I don't f*cking care. I don't care as much for 100% clean racing, but driving backwards, pitting, and forcing people off the track, and taking up the entire track in a slow car are big nopes. Especially bitches that try to block you off when trying to lap them because of the added salt.

Edited July 28, 2016 by Growlmon

[Gremlin Sombra]

I like how my magical phone which I can deposit my cash into and it goes stright into my bank account, BUT I can't use to start CEO crates collections.

 

Also, the glitch to get the cop outfit isn't on xbox.....

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Actually instead of just bitching about griefers in races in general right now, let's talk about Vespucci. f*ck. That. Race. It was MADE for griefers. Anyone that's ever created a quality race knows that you're not supposed to have a tight corner twelve feet away from the starting gate, let alone one that will make you literally fly off the track if the people behind you don't understand that they have a brake pedal. And the straight after that turn can't be any more cancerous with the barrier in the middle that is made for slamming people into. Then beyond that you pretty much have to release the throttle on EVERY f*ckING JUMP in that race or not only will you miss the checkpoint, but completely fall into the water. Oh, and the checkpoint placement on some corners don't even let you use the proper racing line or you'll miss it. Anyone trying to argue that this race just requires more skill and I'm bad for not knowing the track needs to be strapped to a table from Ikea put together by a middle-aged man that's done with his life and have his mouth filled halfway with duck feathers.

[Growlmon]

 

Actually instead of just bitching about griefers in races in general right now, let's talk about Vespucci. f*ck. That. Race. It was MADE for griefers. Anyone that's ever created a quality race knows that you're not supposed to have a tight corner twelve feet away from the starting gate, let alone one that will make you literally fly off the track if the people behind you don't understand that they have a brake pedal. And the straight after that turn can't be any more cancerous with the barrier in the middle that is made for slamming people into. Then beyond that you pretty much have to release the throttle on EVERY f*ckING JUMP in that race or not only will you miss the checkpoint, but completely fall into the water. Oh, and the checkpoint placement on some corners don't even let you use the proper racing line or you'll miss it. Anyone trying to argue that this race just requires more skill and I'm bad for not knowing the track needs to be strapped to a table from Ikea put together by a middle-aged man that's done with his life and have his mouth filled halfway with duck feathers.

 

I volunteer to do the beating.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

Actually instead of just bitching about griefers in races in general right now, let's talk about Vespucci. f*ck. That. Race. It was MADE for griefers. Anyone that's ever created a quality race knows that you're not supposed to have a tight corner twelve feet away from the starting gate, let alone one that will make you literally fly off the track if the people behind you don't understand that they have a brake pedal. And the straight after that turn can't be any more cancerous with the barrier in the middle that is made for slamming people into. Then beyond that you pretty much have to release the throttle on EVERY f*ckING JUMP in that race or not only will you miss the checkpoint, but completely fall into the water. Oh, and the checkpoint placement on some corners don't even let you use the proper racing line or you'll miss it. Anyone trying to argue that this race just requires more skill and I'm bad for not knowing the track needs to be strapped to a table from Ikea put together by a middle-aged man that's done with his life and have his mouth filled halfway with duck feathers.

 

 

I volunteer to do the beating. I'll get the chains to tie him to the chair.

[AboveTheLawHD]

 

 

 

Actually instead of just bitching about griefers in races in general right now, let's talk about Vespucci. f*ck. That. Race. It was MADE for griefers. Anyone that's ever created a quality race knows that you're not supposed to have a tight corner twelve feet away from the starting gate, let alone one that will make you literally fly off the track if the people behind you don't understand that they have a brake pedal. And the straight after that turn can't be any more cancerous with the barrier in the middle that is made for slamming people into. Then beyond that you pretty much have to release the throttle on EVERY f*ckING JUMP in that race or not only will you miss the checkpoint, but completely fall into the water. Oh, and the checkpoint placement on some corners don't even let you use the proper racing line or you'll miss it. Anyone trying to argue that this race just requires more skill and I'm bad for not knowing the track needs to be strapped to a table from Ikea put together by a middle-aged man that's done with his life and have his mouth filled halfway with duck feathers.

I volunteer to do the beating.

I'll get the chains to tie him to the chair.

 

 

I'm calling Trevor Phillips brb

[Mrs. Buzz]

 

 

 

 

Actually instead of just bitching about griefers in races in general right now, let's talk about Vespucci. f*ck. That. Race. It was MADE for griefers. Anyone that's ever created a quality race knows that you're not supposed to have a tight corner twelve feet away from the starting gate, let alone one that will make you literally fly off the track if the people behind you don't understand that they have a brake pedal. And the straight after that turn can't be any more cancerous with the barrier in the middle that is made for slamming people into. Then beyond that you pretty much have to release the throttle on EVERY f*ckING JUMP in that race or not only will you miss the checkpoint, but completely fall into the water. Oh, and the checkpoint placement on some corners don't even let you use the proper racing line or you'll miss it. Anyone trying to argue that this race just requires more skill and I'm bad for not knowing the track needs to be strapped to a table from Ikea put together by a middle-aged man that's done with his life and have his mouth filled halfway with duck feathers.

I volunteer to do the beating.

I'll get the chains to tie him to the chair.

 

 

I'm calling Trevor Phillips brb

 

lol^^ like you guys

 

Oh and yes - I bring the popcorn (salty and sweet just to choose from)

[Growlmon]

 

 

 

 

 

Actually instead of just bitching about griefers in races in general right now, let's talk about Vespucci. f*ck. That. Race. It was MADE for griefers. Anyone that's ever created a quality race knows that you're not supposed to have a tight corner twelve feet away from the starting gate, let alone one that will make you literally fly off the track if the people behind you don't understand that they have a brake pedal. And the straight after that turn can't be any more cancerous with the barrier in the middle that is made for slamming people into. Then beyond that you pretty much have to release the throttle on EVERY f*ckING JUMP in that race or not only will you miss the checkpoint, but completely fall into the water. Oh, and the checkpoint placement on some corners don't even let you use the proper racing line or you'll miss it. Anyone trying to argue that this race just requires more skill and I'm bad for not knowing the track needs to be strapped to a table from Ikea put together by a middle-aged man that's done with his life and have his mouth filled halfway with duck feathers.

I volunteer to do the beating.

I'll get the chains to tie him to the chair.

 

 

I'm calling Trevor Phillips brb

 

lol^^ like you guys

 

Oh and yes - I bring the popcorn (salty and sweet just to choose from)

 

Maned can confirm I can be plenty more torturous, creative, and sexual than Trevor. Maybe just not as insane though.

 

let's stop before I get permabanned for being creative

[A Maned Wolf]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually instead of just bitching about griefers in races in general right now, let's talk about Vespucci. f*ck. That. Race. It was MADE for griefers. Anyone that's ever created a quality race knows that you're not supposed to have a tight corner twelve feet away from the starting gate, let alone one that will make you literally fly off the track if the people behind you don't understand that they have a brake pedal. And the straight after that turn can't be any more cancerous with the barrier in the middle that is made for slamming people into. Then beyond that you pretty much have to release the throttle on EVERY f*ckING JUMP in that race or not only will you miss the checkpoint, but completely fall into the water. Oh, and the checkpoint placement on some corners don't even let you use the proper racing line or you'll miss it. Anyone trying to argue that this race just requires more skill and I'm bad for not knowing the track needs to be strapped to a table from Ikea put together by a middle-aged man that's done with his life and have his mouth filled halfway with duck feathers.

I volunteer to do the beating.

I'll get the chains to tie him to the chair.

 

 

I'm calling Trevor Phillips brb

 

lol^^ like you guys

 

Oh and yes - I bring the popcorn (salty and sweet just to choose from)

 

Maned can confirm I can be plenty more torturous, creative, and sexual than Trevor. Maybe just not as insane though.

 

let's stop before I get permabanned for being creative

 

Can attest, and btw, just nabbed a RE Amemiya RX7 for free after an absolutely brutal 8 lap race on Laguna Seca in GT6

f*ck the ARTA NSX

Edited July 28, 2016 by A Maned Wolf

[Gridl0k]

I'm really enjoying staring at clouds for minutes on end, wondering how long I give it before rebooting this time.

 

If GTAnext uses this same server model I think I'll sit it out.

 

Edit - ha f*cking ha. Accept job invite, clouds, hard crash. Awesome f*cking work rockstar, thanks for all the wasted hours.

Edited July 28, 2016 by Gridl0k

[Growlmon]

 

This guy seems legit.

[ash-274]

This. F'ing this. "Conspiracy to commit asshattery"

 

 

[Cratoz]

This. F'ing this. "Conspiracy to commit asshattery"

-Video-

GTA really needs the Driveclub model, if you go below a certain speed or go backwards you become ghosted to other people.

[DominusTaranis]

Setup my Speed Racer cosplay. Classic Speed RAcer. Movie does it good justice, but his racing outfit is just a white suit.

Setup race. First and only person that joins...

HAPPENS to look like Cannonball Taylor from the movie. Christ on a bike what the hell.

Edit: At least in dress. His face is pure uggo.

Edited July 28, 2016 by DominusTaranis