The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

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Anyone know if they fixed the matchmaking with this new quasi update or is it still f*cked? Cheers.

[JohnGazman]

 

People who turn Custom Vehicles off in Random lobbies need to be shot.

 

People who turn Custom Vehicles off in Random lobbies and then justify it by saying "Oh, I don't have a custom super" need to be burned at the stake. And then shot. For good measure.

Eat me. I turn off customs for any race where I don't own one. Supers are the only class I have nothing in (and technically industrial, if you count ALL possible classes of vehicles to own). If you don't like it, host your own.

 

To note: f*ck your ED whatever spoiler stock tires.

f*ck your offroad tires.

f*ck your tacky colors.

Etc.

 

 

I don't use the RE-7B with a custom spoiler/stock tires.

I don't use offroad tires

I'm not Giantsgiants I don't paint my cars tacky colors

Etc.

 

Also host your own would be brill if matchmaking wasn't so sh*t.

 

I stand by my point; in a Public race lobby, Customs should be locked to On and Catchup should be burned in hell locked to off. Closed matchmaking, that's your business, do what you like there.

 

 

Anyone know if they fixed the matchmaking with this new quasi update or is it still f*cked? Cheers.

 

It still appears to be f*cked in places.

Edited July 26, 2016 by JohnGazman

[DominusTaranis]

 

 

People who turn Custom Vehicles off in Random lobbies need to be shot.

 

People who turn Custom Vehicles off in Random lobbies and then justify it by saying "Oh, I don't have a custom super" need to be burned at the stake. And then shot. For good measure.

Eat me. I turn off customs for any race where I don't own one. Supers are the only class I have nothing in (and technically industrial, if you count ALL possible classes of vehicles to own). If you don't like it, host your own.

 

To note: f*ck your ED whatever spoiler stock tires.

f*ck your offroad tires.

f*ck your tacky colors.

Etc.

 

I don't use the RE-7B with a custom spoiler/stock tires.

I don't use offroad tires

I'm not Giantsgiants I don't paint my cars tacky colors

Etc.

 

Also host your own would be brill if matchmaking wasn't so sh*t.

 

I stand by my point; in a Public race lobby, Customs should be locked to On and Catchup should be burned in hell locked to off. Closed matchmaking, that's your business, do what you like there.

I feel you on the matchmaking, but I haven't had A LOT of trouble filling lobbies. It takes a bit of patience but if you wait I've noticed that f*ckloads of people will join out of the blue.

 

That said, you aren't the only racer. So unless I have a custom car that competes in that class, customs are off.

 

And I'm going to continue swearing by catchup being broken until proven otherwise.

[Irish45455]

Got an invite to Pac Standard from a friend. I don't know the host but whatever, I need money. We walk out of the apartment, he gets in his gold and chrome X80 and I get in my Pisswasser Dominator. I do a J turn to turn around and head towards the bank and dicknuts host rams me, then gets on mic, "You stupid motherf*cking piece of sh*t! You scratched my MOTHERF*CKING CAR! YOU'RE F*CKING DEAD, ASSHOLE!" and proceeds to ram into me all the way to the bank. My mate who invited me was like, "Sorry, mate. Didn't know he was gonna be like this. We can ditch and do my finale instead, if you want." I reply that it's cool, and I need the money. We get down to business, grab the cash and we're ready to book out when lickbag host takes off and does the run, getting choppers on him and a gang of cops. He dies, then blames me, even though I was second crowd control and he was hacker, and second crowd control usually does the run, and I told him, twice, that I would do the run. My mate quits and I silently thank him, because I don't need this bullsh*t. 10% isn't worth the bullsh*t.

[Irish45455]

 

Seems legit...

[update_lsc]

No active race found. I totally believe that. There has been a racing themed update 2 weeks ago and nobody is playing it. Definitely. The matchmaking went to shît when they added that popup.. Searches for 2 secs-NOPE! found nothing!

[rlk232]

Haven't played in 8 days now and my life feels less stressful, lol. I'm not coming back until they fix what needs to be fixed. This is coming from a very dedicated player but at a certain point, enough is enough. Maybe I'll be back in a week or two...

[Kushology]

 

 

Am I the only one who thinks everything about 'appreciation' threads is stupid??

 

First everyone is killing each other to be the first to post it, usually a week or so before said vehicle is even out

 

Then half the thread is about completely unrelated garbage

 

Most of you are pretty stupid

You need to find some happiness buy a tug and go out to sea for a while

and don't come back.

GTA VII would probably be out by the time they finally get out far enough. XD

[JoeBoneless]

I hate my f*cking job but if I post it on Facebook my boss might see it

 

I hate the customers they smell like sh*t

 

I hate the van it doesn't have a CD player

 

In fact this whole town eats it and I hate everything but i don't need anyone asking me if I'm okay because I'm not but I'll just pretend I am

 

So f*ck this f*ck that f*ck. f*cking f*ck WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY f*ckING LIFE

[madmanaz]

My left trigger doesn't work in vehicles anymore. Works fine for every other freaking aspect of the game but driving cars or piloting planes. I've reloaded my game, restarted my Xbox 1. Even a different controller. The left trigger allows me to reverse some cars but only very slowly. Anyone, please?

[Kushology]

My left trigger doesn't work in vehicles anymore. Works fine for every other freaking aspect of the game but driving cars or piloting planes. I've reloaded my game, restarted my Xbox 1. Even a different controller. The left trigger allows me to reverse some cars but only very slowly. Anyone, please?

Sounds like the spring inside. Take it apart and pop off the trigger and bend the spring back.

[DangerZ0neX]

>Start a crate buy mission

>head to the item location

>It's a Valkyrie mission

 

[madmanaz]

 

My left trigger doesn't work in vehicles anymore. Works fine for every other freaking aspect of the game but driving cars or piloting planes. I've reloaded my game, restarted my Xbox 1. Even a different controller. The left trigger allows me to reverse some cars but only very slowly. Anyone, please?

Sounds like the spring inside. Take it apart and pop off the trigger and bend the spring back.

But everything else works... even other driving games. And I tried other controllers. I have seen other reports of the Right trigger not working or being stuck on but can't find anyone else with my issue.

[Kushology]

 

 

My left trigger doesn't work in vehicles anymore. Works fine for every other freaking aspect of the game but driving cars or piloting planes. I've reloaded my game, restarted my Xbox 1. Even a different controller. The left trigger allows me to reverse some cars but only very slowly. Anyone, please?

Sounds like the spring inside. Take it apart and pop off the trigger and bend the spring back.

But everything else works... even other driving games. And I tried other controllers. I have seen other reports of the Right trigger not working or being stuck on but can't find anyone else with my issue.

Weird. Not sure what it could be.

[Nick930930]

Just f*cking bought that piece of sh*t Dune vehicle by mistake because the livery selection is RIGHT next to the BUY button. There was no confirmation.. it just took my money and dumped a gigantic pile of sh*t into my Pegasus list. I was pissed, tried to do a delivery, and was jumped by 4 f*ckers in an insurgent.

 

 

Rage quit so hard.. i loaded up star wars battlefront.. that's how f*cking annoyed I am with GTA right now.

[TheFroggmann]

I hate my f*cking job but if I post it on Facebook my boss might see it

 

I hate the customers they smell like sh*t

 

I hate the van it doesn't have a CD player

 

In fact this whole town eats it and I hate everything but i don't need anyone asking me if I'm okay because I'm not but I'll just pretend I am

 

So f*ck this f*ck that f*ck. f*cking f*ck WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY f*ckING LIFE

 

Welcome to the human race... and you got a flat.

[ash-274]

 

I hate my f*cking job but if I post it on Facebook my boss might see it

I hate the customers they smell like sh*t

I hate the van it doesn't have a CD player

In fact this whole town eats it and I hate everything but i don't need anyone asking me if I'm okay because I'm not but I'll just pretend I am

So f*ck this f*ck that f*ck. f*cking f*ck WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY f*ckING LIFE

 

Welcome to the human race... and you got a flat.

 

Check your mail for a jury-duty notice.

[j0hn_d0e]

 

Seems legit...

 

Perfectly legit dude...

[madmanaz]

 

 

I hate my f*cking job but if I post it on Facebook my boss might see it

I hate the customers they smell like sh*t

I hate the van it doesn't have a CD player

In fact this whole town eats it and I hate everything but i don't need anyone asking me if I'm okay because I'm not but I'll just pretend I am

So f*ck this f*ck that f*ck. f*cking f*ck WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY f*ckING LIFE

 

Welcome to the human race... and you got a flat.

 

Check your mail for a jury-duty notice.

Not funny. I'm scheduled for Aug 8 Jury Duty. I may eat a bunch of Taco Bell and induce bloody diarrhea.

[Acidworm]

Today wasn't bad, and helped a buddy of mine work on his CEO, which was fun. Yesterday ran into a couple cheaters though sadly. One with god-mode that killed me and had over 2500 in rank. And then another guy killed me while I was in my jet by exploding me, except he never filed a projectile and I wasn't near him. After spawning I tried to kill him and he had god-mode on and killed me. Then tried to play innocent saying he wasn't cheating. Scum. (I play on PC)

[DominusTaranis]

I cannot...CANNOT laugh harder at this piece of sh*t. I start my warmup race, and I usualy let it run with two or three people, hell, I'll solo if I wait too long, idgaf. f*cker joins, and as soon as the race starts SLAM....my Tropos is in a wall and he takes a lead. Well f*ck, no worries, we have seven laps together friend. I'll catch up and then you get to have the wall's sloppy seconds.

No f*cking need. f*cker can't drive, spins out in the tunnels of Maze ascend and I get neck and neck with him, he tries to pit me, but overshoots and makes me pit him. so I haul ass, gain a massive lead, and suddenly, what's this? A TEXT MESSAGE! Verbatim: 'If u dont wait i will leave"

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha. No. I start to reply to him, but, nah. I do learn if you go too fast on teh descent tunnel, you can overshoot that next section in odd ways, outside it. Mostly due to the wrong angle, but, eh. I f*ck up and have to reset. Maybe he'll catch up, but nah. Whatever, I burn rubber and keep pushing, and then, suddenly PAUSE FLAG. He leaves.


If you can't race, don't. Keep your weak ass sh*t off my f*cking track, bitch.



And, this is probably the saddest I've ever been. The race starts have been laggy for me, making me miss the "go" turbo start. I set up a Duel track, get a pretty decent field, and while everyone is picking their cars I dig through the players to see the odds, not that they mean anything, and see the players and whatnot. One player has 4/1 odds and over a thousand wins to like...400 losses.

I pick my dukes, he's in a dominator. Race starts, checkpoint bug. f*ck. respawn and f*cking tear into that track and by the end of the second lap, I'm in first place, but here comes MR lotsa wins and he rips by me real fast. I sit his ass on his tail thorugh. Slipstream f*cks me and I bump him midair, tumbling because of it and lose precious time. I start to catch back up, gaining on him turn by turn......When he leaves. I figured I had maybe a lap left before I could pass him, and he's just gone. I don't know if he f*cked up and rage-quit, or lagged out....but, you sir man....whoever you are in that shiny dominator.....I can only say I hoped to have been able to edge out a win against you. You were a hella good racer.

Edited July 27, 2016 by DominusTaranis

[abaris11]

Did a little solo stunt grinding for double RP and money. And what did I see at one track? A world record of 00.00.00. Wonder if anyone manages to arrive before they started at some time. Beating the speed of light or something like that.

[EkaSwede]

Did a little solo stunt grinding for double RP and money. And what did I see at one track? A world record of 00.00.00. Wonder if anyone manages to arrive before they started at some time. Beating the speed of light or something like that.

Oh yea,h saw that one too. Was it East Coast? THat's one 00:00:00 record.

 

I guess the pathetic losers have resorted to scripts that speeds up the teleporting using the creator glitch.

 

Why even bother having World Record achievements/awards if they're not going to make sure they're legit?

[Gridl0k]

I doubt you could do 0:00 even with scripted teleporting - that's probably someone fiddling with their packets.

[Cratoz]

 

Did a little solo stunt grinding for double RP and money. And what did I see at one track? A world record of 00.00.00. Wonder if anyone manages to arrive before they started at some time. Beating the speed of light or something like that.

Oh yea,h saw that one too. Was it East Coast? THat's one 00:00:00 record.

 

I guess the pathetic losers have resorted to scripts that speeds up the teleporting using the creator glitch.

 

Why even bother having World Record achievements/awards if they're not going to make sure they're legit?

These are mostly modded and not due to the teleport glitch.

I tested that on my own tracks.

In most of races the checkpoints are too close that you would be faster just driving (unless there's a script for automatically teleporting to each checkpoint, but the small black loading screen wouldn't be avoidable I guess).

 

Also the teleport glitch had the habit of teleporting you on the top surface.

Let's say you want to teleport you in a tube in the Stunt Races, it would always put you on top of it thus missing the checkpoint.

 

So if you see those abnormal records in a race where a checkpoint under a surface it is modded.

 

You can see that in Air Races, too.

Checkpoints are in the air obviously and if you try to teleport there it will put you on the ground so just look out for this records.

[am30]

Stunt races. Am I the only one that doesn't like them?

[Cackling Jack]

Fu*king passive mode swapping pri*ks! Can't get a kill on me so you try and do a passive switch but your too useless to even do that. Go back to little big planet useless wan*kers. Better luck next time scrubs. That's bitch and moan for the day.

 

#Rant over

[mareepx]

I really like the new stunt track 'Chiliad'. Except the ending couldn't have been made more cancerous at all.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Wheres the events gone? After weeks of solitary confinement doing crates i need some competitive challenge instead of the usual game of cat and mouse

 

Sort it out rockstar

[bigraj]

I hate sh*tty race hosts. Had to put up with 3 sh*theads that had no business racing a couple nights ago. They'd find a spot on the track and stay there, just serving as impediments to other drivers, ramming into the people trying to drive around them. Not a lot of room on some of these stunt tracks. Even after 4 races, the host wouldn't give them the boot. I won 3 of them, but was just so frustrated (I hate when a win isn't "clean") with those dingleberries that I left and chilled on my yacht.