The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[ash-274]

Why is the gold securoserv trophy for 1000 buys so much fuglier than the glass one?

I almost quit CEO work when I got close to purchase #249 because of that.

It should have been:

Black/Onyx = 50

Bronze = 100

Silver = 250

Gold = 500

Glass/Crystal = 1000

 

Now I'm in the lower-half of Bronze level and it's an ugly color

[Mr. Schneobelen]

Whoever designed the crate jobs and the cargo selling to have NPC enemies in Helicopters needs to be brought outside, riddled with sticky bombs and blasted out of existence.

[DS_NEO]

Biker Crews, jesus christ you bastards are annoying. I was playing freeroam with my crew earlier, and one of them had killed me. I get a message later saying 'You've been assassinated, delete your crew'

Jesus...

Holy crap imagine after the release of the Biker Update, these guys will become even more annoying.

[ash-274]

OMG this guy was cheating!

 

Fred Flintstone mode - Activated!

 

Edited July 22, 2016 by ash-274

[A Maned Wolf]

R*, stop f*cking stealing the Weather Dominator from the GI Joe's; this constant rain is bullsh*t.

[Mister_Incredible92]

 

Why the f*ck does it takes over a thousand bullets just to kill an enemy A.I. in the headhunter? Or Why the f*ck is the Enemy A.I. overpowered in headhunter? sh*t is annoying smh.

 

The target himself is still pretty squishy. Two bodyshots or one headshot usually does him in.

 

The bodyguards? You're dealing with T-1000s here. If they are in a vehicle, that is also buffed.

 

Yea it's almost like they're superhuman lol

[Bandersnatch]

Okay some of the stock cut and paste dashboard art is starting to pi55water me off !! Muscle car dials and interior in nice classic car...and the ducking coffee cup !?!!!

 

Ahh feel better wtf am I gona do when this post gets to 1000 !!????!!!!!!

[DominusTaranis]

OMG this guy was cheating!

 

Fred Flintstone mode - Activated!

 

Yabba dabba doo.

[WildBrick142]

R*, stop f*cking stealing the Weather Dominator from the GI Joe's; this constant rain is bullsh*t.

I like rain, but I have to agree. It's ridiculous how often it rains at a location that is based on California.

[Handsome Jack]

Security gaurds are so f*cking annoying. Always sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong. Yes lets try and stop a super human mass murderer with access to God knows what with our little pistol! They even say the dumbest things.

 

 

Why the f*ck does it takes over a thousand bullets just to kill an enemy A.I. in the headhunter? Or Why the f*ck is the Enemy A.I. overpowered in headhunter? sh*t is annoying smh.

 

The target himself is still pretty squishy. Two bodyshots or one headshot usually does him in.

 

The bodyguards? You're dealing with T-1000s here. If they are in a vehicle, that is also buffed.

 

Yea it's almost like they're superhuman lol

 

They take 4 revolver shots to the head. Jesus...

Edited July 23, 2016 by Spree Killer

[Hunter]

They take 4 revolver shots to the head. Jesus...

So they're officially stronger than a Mil Mi-24 Hind?

 

There's one appropriate thing to say here:

 

Rockstar logic.

[Skycam]

Security gaurds are so f*cking annoying. Always sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong. Yes lets try and stop a super human mass murderer with access to God knows what with our little pistol! They even say the dumbest things.

 

 

 

Why the f*ck does it takes over a thousand bullets just to kill an enemy A.I. in the headhunter? Or Why the f*ck is the Enemy A.I. overpowered in headhunter? sh*t is annoying smh.

The target himself is still pretty squishy. Two bodyshots or one headshot usually does him in.

 

The bodyguards? You're dealing with T-1000s here. If they are in a vehicle, that is also buffed.

 

Yea it's almost like they're superhuman lol

 

They take 4 revolver shots to the head. Jesus...Yeah 4 shots to the head, crazy. Or SOMETIMES even 2 or maybe even 3 passes in a hydra. Real pain on foot or driving.

 

From the air tho I can think of 3-4 targets that slow me down (country or city launch).

 

#embracethehydra #buff,notnurf (helicopters.. buff helicopters)

 

Edit* changed embracethejet to embracethehydra

Edited July 23, 2016 by Skycam

[gtafan26]

Ahh yes, Headhunter, some days I am the windshield, some days I am the bug, it can be very frustrating at times when the body guards shred you and your air vehicle in matter of seconds, and then and in the cops, FMR

[DominusTaranis]

Ahh yes, Headhunter, some days I am the windshield, some days I am the bug, it can be very frustrating at times when the body guards shred you and your air vehicle in matter of seconds, and then and in the cops, FMR

Only one I ever have trouble with is that f*ck in the parking garage near the hills. 50/50 chance of me eating sh*t either by f*cking up the hydra dive instant stop technique or playing "will it blend?" With my rotors and the concrete structure. Spoiler warning, concrete doesn't blend.

[A Maned Wolf]

The fact that R* knowing made it so you just couldn't paint up the RE like the Renown 787B....

[gtafan26]

 

Ahh yes, Headhunter, some days I am the windshield, some days I am the bug, it can be very frustrating at times when the body guards shred you and your air vehicle in matter of seconds, and then and in the cops, FMR

Only one I ever have trouble with is that f*ck in the parking garage near the hills. 50/50 chance of me eating sh*t either by f*cking up the hydra dive instant stop technique or playing "will it blend?" With my rotors and the concrete structure. Spoiler warning, concrete doesn't blend.

 

I gave up with that one and just land and run inside and kill the dude , and leave, there is also the one at that the hotel, ive never had luck hitting him from the air .

[Gleeman Vox]

*blows up jet*

 

*goes back to Headhunter and crates*

 

"Y U RUN?"

"U SCARED"

"U SCARED"

"U SCARED"

 

STFU E-GANGSTER

[TheFroggmann]

 

Ahh yes, Headhunter, some days I am the windshield, some days I am the bug, it can be very frustrating at times when the body guards shred you and your air vehicle in matter of seconds, and then and in the cops, FMR

Only one I ever have trouble with is that f*ck in the parking garage near the hills. 50/50 chance of me eating sh*t either by f*cking up the hydra dive instant stop technique or playing "will it blend?" With my rotors and the concrete structure. Spoiler warning, concrete doesn't blend.

 

 

 

You know you can snipe him from the roof of the apartment across the street:

 

 

 

Bastard was playing in god mode for this video but you can see which roof I was using.

 

 

 

 

I gave up with that one and just land and run inside and kill the dude , and leave, there is also the one at that the hotel, ive never had luck hitting him from the air .

 

 

Which one? across from the Lifeinvader building or the Gentry?

 

Across from the lifeinvader building:

 

Go from the angle where Maze Bank West will be behind you. Hover a little above treetop level.

 

Gentry Manor hotel:

 

You can usually snipe him from the lower of the two houses with the white roofs up on the ridge.

[gtafan26]

 

 

Ahh yes, Headhunter, some days I am the windshield, some days I am the bug, it can be very frustrating at times when the body guards shred you and your air vehicle in matter of seconds, and then and in the cops, FMR

Only one I ever have trouble with is that f*ck in the parking garage near the hills. 50/50 chance of me eating sh*t either by f*cking up the hydra dive instant stop technique or playing "will it blend?" With my rotors and the concrete structure. Spoiler warning, concrete doesn't blend.

 

 

 

You know you can snipe him from the roof of the apartment across the street:

 

 

 

Bastard was playing in god mode for this video but you can see which roof I was using.

 

 

 

 

I gave up with that one and just land and run inside and kill the dude , and leave, there is also the one at that the hotel, ive never had luck hitting him from the air .

 

 

Which one? across from the Lifeinvader building or the Gentry?

 

Across from the lifeinvader building:

 

Go from the angle where Maze Bank West will be behind you. Hover a little above treetop level.

 

Gentry Manor hotel:

 

You can usually snipe him from the lower of the two houses with the white roofs up on the ridge.

 

I believe its the one across from the Lifeinvader building

[Rooni]

 

Biker Crews, jesus christ you bastards are annoying. I was playing freeroam with my crew earlier, and one of them had killed me. I get a message later saying 'You've been assassinated, delete your crew'

Jesus...

Holy crap imagine after the release of the Biker Update, these guys will become even more annoying.

 

You sure it wasn't a mafia that did that? Eughh the MC community is utter trash and only a few MCs play legit anymore. I remember the times when every MC respected the MC code and their presidents weren't a bunch of aggressive hood rats.

[mirthless]

Jumped into a heist invite after nearly a year.

 

Nope not doing that again.

[ash-274]

 

Ahh yes, Headhunter, some days I am the windshield, some days I am the bug, it can be very frustrating at times when the body guards shred you and your air vehicle in matter of seconds, and then and in the cops, FMR

Only one I ever have trouble with is that f*ck in the parking garage near the hills. 50/50 chance of me eating sh*t either by f*cking up the hydra dive instant stop technique or playing "will it blend?" With my rotors and the concrete structure. Spoiler warning, concrete doesn't blend.I'm going to have to screenshot where to position yourself to kill that target on the first or second shot for everyone that has issue with that one. I've plotted almost all the city's stationary Headhunter targets so I can hit 'em with as few shots as possible.

The only one that still brings cursing is the one at the Mirror Park coffee place where Trevor has a rampage (for those that played story mode). That little SOB hides behind an arch that even splash damage from rockets can't kill without pouring explosives into him.

[Gridl0k]

This never happened in Lotus Turbo Challenge

 

[Growlmon]

This never happened in Lotus Turbo Challenge

 

This and so many other problems with that track...

[Gridl0k]

^ I think it was because I pulled back slightly to try and get the rears down earlier, but still...

 

Another classic B&M - Catchup. Did some races yesterday with it off and really drives home how sh*tty a mechanism it is, especially on races with lengthy uphill sections. Don't cut my power, boost theirs! Or just y'know f*ck off with this No Child Left Behind crap*. I can go last to first without it, if they can't then that's because of a lack of talent and that's supposed to be what determines the winner..

 

 

* ™ another forum member

Edited July 23, 2016 by Gridl0k

[LahTigre]

 

This never happened in Lotus Turbo Challenge

 

This and so many other problems with that track...

 

I HATE that track.

Actually I'm not much of a fan of any of the stunt tracks. Or camera tracking during a loop. Oh, f*ck that camera. I made more money in a heist setup than an hour of racing.

 

 

Also, why in hell do I always end up the pilot in the Prison Break and the Humane finale?? ALWAYS.

[Gridl0k]

I don't get the camera hate. You can't see where you're going and you shouldn't try. Enter the loops straight and use the visible lines on the track to maintain that, you can always see them.

[TyphoonJames]

 

Why the f*ck does it takes over a thousand bullets just to kill an enemy A.I. in the headhunter? Or Why the f*ck is the Enemy A.I. overpowered in headhunter? sh*t is annoying smh.

 

The target himself is still pretty squishy. Two bodyshots or one headshot usually does him in.

 

The bodyguards? You're dealing with T-1000s here. If they are in a vehicle, that is also buffed.

 

If you're in a chopper and the bodyguards exit their vehicle, get some distance from them ASAP! After a while you'll learn how to best use the missiles etc.

[Netko]

While I do like the Stunts update, it still pisses me off with the general fact they literally f*cked up the helmets.

 

Still can't wear them in cars, constantly removed when going in and out of apartments/jobs etc. And no, stop setting it to put on a BP helmet when I get on a bike. (Speaking of BP helmets, you can't wear 'em in cars either now. ).

[Coleco]

While I do like the Stunts update, it still pisses me off with the general fact they literally f*cked up the helmets.

 

Still can't wear them in cars

 

I know right? The one time I really want to wear a helmet is when i'm behind the wheel of a liveried Progen Tyrus in my racing suit. Clipping issues are the reason, no doubt. There's not a lot of room in those interiors!

 

It looks awesome when bike racing with the suit, boots, gloves and helmet - just wish I could be The Stig in a car from time to time