The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Gridl0k]

There's no Headhunter targets that can't be got from the air. The parking garage next to Tinsel Towers, hover to the East of Tinsel and you'll get lock.

 

If you're having trouble finding the right angle for the moving targets then just wait, they obey traffic stops and then you'll get the 4 hits required easily.

[Zader]

There's no Headhunter targets that can't be got from the air. The parking garage next to Tinsel Towers, hover to the East of Tinsel and you'll get lock.

 

If you're having trouble finding the right angle for the moving targets then just wait, they obey traffic stops and then you'll get the 4 hits required easily.

I haven't been able to hit the one standing in the closed in section behind the gated parking garage in Vinewood under any circumstance beyond leaving the jet and walking in to shoot him. Even hitting the wall he's taking cover on with explosives hasn't killed him.

 

EDIT: I'm only assuming we're talking about the same location. He just scatters from the location while being pelted if I can get an angle on him at all.

Edited July 21, 2016 by Zader

[Gridl0k]

 

If this one then the arrow is the attack angle you need (Tinsel Towers being the building to the left of it). Can't think of any I don't kill easily from the air.

Edited July 21, 2016 by Gridl0k

[Zader]

Yeah, that's the spot. He always moves during the first barrage and seemingly, I'm too sh*t to hit him again, even with the Spam Cannons.

[ElliotCW]

If you're in a Hydra or Buzzard and are having trouble killing this guy you could try landing on the roof opposite the garage and snipe him.

 

*Edit for a B&M* Players using the creator glitch to teleport to you and kill you. Came across one of these last night when I was climbing a roof to get a better sniping position on someone attaching a crew member and they appeared next to me with the homing launcher...Boom. Dead. Passive mode. Reported to R*. Reported to XBL.

 

Their Xbox Live reputation already "needed work" so hopefully they'll be banned from Live quite soon.

Edited July 21, 2016 by ElliotCW

[VanessaMagick]

 

Headhunter is a pain for me. I keep getting targets that are in buildings or in too much cover to take out with the Buzzard, a lot of the times the AI will snap onto me and kill me the second I enter their range, I suck at leading rockets and it takes dozens of lock-on rockets to destroy their vehicles, and if I decide "screw the Buzzard" and take a Kuruma instead I have to drive all over the goddamn map.

If you've got a Hydra, it's piss easy. Launch it while in the desert so that nobody spawns inside a parking garage and float around in hover mode spamming the cannons when you get near the targets. Easy money. Provided you've got a Hydra, that is.

 

Bitch and/or moan, having the game crash when testing sh*t in the creator and losing everything, despite saving it a few minutes prior.

Can't wait for August 2nd.

 

 

I don't own the Hydra because I'm not a skill-less c*nt and I doubt that spending $3,000,000 on being able to make money slighter faster is a worthwhile long-term investment.

[Zader]

I doubt that spending $3,000,000 on being able to make money slighter faster is a worthwhile long-term investment.

You'd be right. I bought mine for nostalgia's sake. I kind of wish I could sell it.

[Growlmon]

 

Oh, and how the f*ck does headhunter take you 5-10min? Takes me less than 3 every time.

 

Sightseer takes me a couple minutes because I can ace all the minigames and Buzzard from package to package.

 

Headhunter is a pain for me. I keep getting targets that are in buildings or in too much cover to take out with the Buzzard, a lot of the times the AI will snap onto me and kill me the second I enter their range, I suck at leading rockets and it takes dozens of lock-on rockets to destroy their vehicles, and if I decide "screw the Buzzard" and take a Kuruma instead I have to drive all over the goddamn map.

 

I used the Buzzard for it for a while and it still took me less than 5 min. 2 direct hits to a car and they all bail, and the rocket always OHKs the VIP so aim for the guy running away rather than towards you. When they're in the parking garage or one of those types of areas, there's always a way to get a rocket angle.

[AUScowboy]

Yes bitch, i am QUITE SURE i need some more snacks...stop f*cking questioning my authoritah. When you manage that, then maybe, just MAYBE we can discuss stock options.

[Growlmon]

(almost) daily bitch and moan about griefers AND MOTHERf*ckING RAGEQUITTERS in races. ffs if you actually have something to do go drive off the track and afk. Those that leave just because they suck at racing need to understand they're not battling for 1st, they're battling for the place in front of them. That's how improvement happens.

[Hunter]

Why is it so easy to use? Why is it so deluding that people think it's a hallmark of skill? Why is there literally no reliable way to destroy one? Why does every new freeroam event or feature simply encourage more jet use? Why why why?

Someone at Rockstar is:

 

 

 

a:

 

 

 

 

 

[_PANiC_]

 

Ughh why is the jet eo easy to get? Why is there an EXPLODIVE MINIGUN on it? It's like Rockstar wants ne to break my controller.

 

Why is it so easy to use? Why is it so deluding that people think it's a hallmark of skill? Why is there literally no reliable way to destroy one? Why does every new freeroam event or feature simply encourage more jet use? Why why why?

 

cash cards

[JoeBoneless]

99% of the threads on the main page

 

Again, anyone who uses the word 'hoon', 'hooning', 'hoonigan'

 

People that can't differentiate the cars in this game from what they're 'supposed' to be

 

Oh yea your mom left her purse at my house last night

[Urustay Gordov Matt D.]

 

Ughh why is the jet eo easy to get? Why is there an EXPLODIVE MINIGUN on it? It's like Rockstar wants ne to break my controller.

 

Why is it so easy to use? Why is it so deluding that people think it's a hallmark of skill? Why is there literally no reliable way to destroy one? Why does every new freeroam event or feature simply encourage more jet use? Why why why?

Why does an user name VanessaMagick has a dumb fox whore as profile picture?Why autoaim is so overpowered? Why winning a race on gta o is so easy to win even for dumb kids?Why the homing launcher is so overpowered even against land vehicles?why why why Edited July 21, 2016 by Urustay Gordov

[Hunter]

Why does an user name VanessaMagick has a fox whore as profile picture?Why autoaim is so overpowered? Why winning a race on gta o is so easy to win even for dumb kids?Why the homing launcher is so overpowered even against land vehicles?why why why

 

Why hasn't the Savage been buffed?

[owl-man]

Near invisible radio towers at night.

People who are annoyed by the word Hoon. (It's a common part of our language here)

My car getting a scrape or dent on it on the way to a photo location even though I haven't hit anything since I got it out.

Bitch and moan posts unrelated to the game that are meant to be comedic but have no comedic value.

My Chino smashing into objects during the Benny's entrance animation and me having to pay $3000 for it.

Not being able to play my Gameboy Advance past 5:30 PM.

Headhunter AI that shoots me out of my Buzzard from 3 blocks away while I'm facing the other way.

Wikia.com being one of the blocked image hosts here forcing me to reupload a wiki image if I want to post it.

The sideskirts of the Sentinel clipping into the ground.

[A.I.R]

 

Gotta love the lag in this game!

 

-there was a video here-

Not a bitch, nor a moan, but good god did I start having flashbacks.

Since the new DLC the traffic is terrible. Cars spawn in front of you or cars that spawn on sandy shore spawn on rockford hills(clean bf surfer). Even see a lot of semis near fort zancudo.

 

My B&M

Playing plumet i drive a x80 take the first turn me first the second is like 2 or 3 cars behind me. For some stupid reasson went i gain speed the x80 fly backward and end up fly away of the track.

 

What the Fk happend

[VanessaMagick]

Why does an user name VanessaMagick has a dumb fox whore as profile picture?Why autoaim is so overpowered? Why winning a race on gta o is so easy to win even for dumb kids?Why the homing launcher is so overpowered even against land vehicles?why why why

 

Excuse me, that's my fox whore, and she's not a fox, she's a cheetah.

[EkaSwede]

Why is it that when I do Sightseer during the Wave Trick, the package location is in Paleto Bay, Docks, and Paleto Bay Church?

 

Sometimes the distribution of Sighseer packages can be annoying.

 

Then there was this one time where a package spawned just a block away from me when I started it...

 

Also, it's a user. Not an user.

Edited July 21, 2016 by EkaSwede

[Zader]

I heard "dumb fox whore" and came running.

 

Not a bitch, nor a moan, but good god did I start having flashbacks.

Since the new DLC the traffic is terrible.

This was actually a few months ago, not the newest update. I've actually seen this less and less as time goes on, but I think it's because I can't stay in public sessions anymore, so connection issues aren't causing random traffic spawns.

Edited July 21, 2016 by Zader

[TKDSnovelist]

 

Ughh why is the jet eo easy to get? Why is there an EXPLODIVE MINIGUN on it? It's like Rockstar wants ne to break my controller.

 

Why is it so easy to use? Why is it so deluding that people think it's a hallmark of skill? Why is there literally no reliable way to destroy one? Why does every new freeroam event or feature simply encourage more jet use? Why why why?

 

 

Heavy Sniper. Or, just get yourself a jet & dogfight it out of the air?

[Zader]

Heavy Sniper. Or, just get yourself a jet & dogfight it out of the air?

Well, she did say reliable, and with the sh*t P2P connections, a lot of shots with the heavy sniper don't land because the jet will warp, and even once it's down, you've spent more in ammo than they have on getting the jet. It wouldn't be a problem if they didn't have the explosive rounds.

[Sandpanther]

I despise Big Gulps and coffee cups in freshly ordered vehicles. If I wanted bloody coffee cups installed in my 1960's sports classic I'd ask for them. Is it that difficult to deliver a car free of interior crap?

[No Use For A Name]

I spent 30 minutes driving around Sandy Shores, Grapeseed and Paleto trying to find a Sandking with no bull bar, roll bar, and no cup. Finally found one, took it to Beeker's...and the second I drove in it installed a f*cking bull bar? Seriously? f*ck you, R*

[A Maned Wolf]

 

 

Why does an user name VanessaMagick has a dumb fox whore as profile picture?

[Coleco]

[Growlmon]

 

Gotta love the lag in this game!

 

-there was a video here-

Not a bitch, nor a moan, but good god did I start having flashbacks.

 

I had to undo my like because you didn't throw a grenade at it D:

 

However, Undertale OST is always relevant.

Edited July 21, 2016 by Growlmon

[Zader]

I had to undo my like because you didn't throw a grenade at it D:

I don't get off to carnage and the framerate was already sh*tting the bed. If I can avoid a game crash, I will.

[DangerZ0neX]

Rockstar, if I'm sitting in vespucci beach and started Sightseer, then why in the ever loving f*ck would you place the first package literally on the opposite end of the map in the hobo camp?

 

Goddamn.

[VanessaMagick]

 

 

Ughh why is the jet eo easy to get? Why is there an EXPLODIVE MINIGUN on it? It's like Rockstar wants ne to break my controller.

 

Why is it so easy to use? Why is it so deluding that people think it's a hallmark of skill? Why is there literally no reliable way to destroy one? Why does every new freeroam event or feature simply encourage more jet use? Why why why?

 

 

Heavy Sniper. Or, just get yourself a jet & dogfight it out of the air?

 

 

The Heavy Sniper is not f*cking reliable at all, especially not on console. Jets move faster than you can reliably hit and the connections in this game make it 20 times worse.

 

And "just get your own jet to beat the jet" is not a solution either.