The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Zader]

Why do last gen moaners still exist on newswire comments?

For my amusement.

 

I'm a bit miffed they took the case away from the desk in my office, but I still can't get rid of all the other trash in there.

Why the hell would I want ivory in my bunk, or coke and pills just sitting out in plain view of the foyer?

[Hunter]

Soon enough we'll be at 1000 pages of b*tching and moaning. Says a lot about this game lol.

 

(Not meant to be overly-negative, just saying ... It has its flaws).

[ride_the_spiral]

Bring on the BanHammer for these Teleporting Fu*knockers.

 

Awk it's only a bit of fun. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

[Battle Scars]

The VIP issues with getting the brieftcase from the camp, twice it wasn't there and wtf is up with the game?

[Gridl0k]

Aligning props is hard

 

 

Where'd my full f*cking armour go you cretins? I paid for it with your precious f*cking GTA$ and everything;

 

 

And this was on the first lap, with no slipstream or anything, just retarded CP placement;

 

[Fennimoe]

God damn solo public sessions all the time! I can barely join anyone

[Zader]

Tried loading into the game to take scenic photos for a forum game. Have not slept more than four hours in the past five days.

"Timed out joining GTA Online. Return to Grand Theft Auto V."

 

Eight times. I got in and immediately gunned down every red player in the area to take out my frustration.

[No Homing]

R* changed the BSC mission with the Boats again. After adding a chopper to attack you, they now somehow changed the way the crates spawn, all 3 of them now spawn once you blow up the marquis. So if I don't blow up the 2 smaller boats before I blow up the Marquis there's a good chance I blow up one of my crates.

As if this mission wasn't annoying enough already.

 

Not cool, R*, not cool at all!

[Tails Prower]

R* changed the BSC mission with the Boats again. After adding a chopper to attack you, they now somehow changed the way the crates spawn, all 3 of them now spawn once you blow up the marquis. So if I don't blow up the 2 smaller boats before I blow up the Marquis there's a good chance I blow up one of my crates.

As if this mission wasn't annoying enough already.

 

Not cool, R*, not cool at all!

 

That sounds exactly like what happened to me on Friday with that mission as I had exactly that happen and was like WTF?

 

Finally got the video uploaded yesterday so I'll be posting a link to it later on.

[Gridl0k]

^ That sounds how it's always been for me tbh, the chopper is occasional and you have to shoot the guard boats before the Marquis, then 3 crates appear.

Edited July 18, 2016 by Gridl0k

[No Homing]

^ That sounds how it's always been for me tbh, the chopper is occasional and you have to shoot the guard boats before the Marquis, then 3 crates appear.

 

I think you're right. I hadn't seen it the first few times, then saw it several times in a row but now I don't see it everytime.

 

This mission isn't hard in terms of difficulty it's just the most annoying one when it comes to the time limit.

 

If I wouldn't be in the glitch rn, I would hard-quit and reboot to have another mission. Being in the glitch makes this a cake walk, fortunately.

 

EDIT:

It appears you're right about the other thing too. I just watched my own vid of the Boats mission and it was one of the first boat missions I did (not the first one) and all 3 crates did indeed spawn after I blew up the Marquis.

 

It's just that it had never happened to me till a few days ago and now.

 

Nonetheless, this mission is BS and annoying AF.

Edited July 18, 2016 by MrCostari

[Khaisz]

And this was on the first lap, with no slipstream or anything, just retarded CP placement;

 

Speaking about this, I had the same problem kinda on the same map at the same part.

Custom RE-7B is so fast that I flew over the entier f*cking track, going from 10 seconds in the lead to last.

Was at start of the race.

oh then it turns out the host had turned on "Explode Last".

 

These tracks where made for Stock Cars, Not your own personal cars apperently.

Edited July 18, 2016 by Khaisz

[Gridl0k]

^ Actually looking at the time, it was the second lap, but yeah still no slipstream coming in.

 

Hopefully these post-jump CPs will be moved back on all tracks. The penalty for missing the track exists already.

[Pinkarella]

I just realized, this idiot & you, both driving green cars... you got caught, it was all planned!

Meh, now you`re coming up with conspiracy themes... I'll remain INNOCENT like always *EyelashJangling*

[Skycam]

I'm top 3 in a crew of over 270 players, I just joined another crew to meet some new players and switch it up. I swapped back to my "main" crew over the weekend to see some old players and happen to drop into a lobby with 2 of my new crew mates. They for sure know who I am at this point so I decided to go to them and say hi. I land a block away and start walking towards them. I'm sniped and the sniper killed himself immediately after he kills me. .. ok I'm unarmed obviously not a threat so I walk over again I'm sniped he kills himself (I'm unarmed). I figured one more time, I put my hands up using the surrender action and walk over again. .. again I'm sniped and he kills himself. I texted "I'm not looking for a fight" as he sends me "swap tags".

 

Ok to be fair i wasn't repping the crew tag but come on, this guy was shooting me while I was unarmed and still killing himself after in an empty f-ing lobby. I don't why players EWO like Lil b-itches! These players do this why? To protect their garbage KD? This guys was half my rank/KD using Lil b-itch tactics against an unarmed crew member.

 

Anyway I will be leaving that crew later today after thanking and giving shout outs to some of the more friendly more helpful crew members for welcoming to their group. I'm not playing with Lil turd cutter crew killers tho. Fuk that noise.

 

I'm sick of these dirty players, since moving to ps4 I've had a much better experience due to less cheaters and less dirty players but they are still out there. I stopped "accepting" dirty players the last time I got out of bad sport and moved to ps4 over a year ago, now I have no time and patience for this sh-it.

 

Fuk cheaters fuk crew killers fuk your dirty a$$ play and garbage >2 KD.

 

End rant

 

(Sorry had to get that out, thanks [email protected])

[Nick1020]

Can't stand when people claim to make 500k an hour doing VIP mission and won't share their methods? The same for people who won't share money glitches.

Edited July 18, 2016 by Nick1020

[Zalm]

Just had a failed delivery mission. Was about to sell 108 crates worth about 2.05M with the Titan. An associate of me was in the Titan too to control the jammer. Best thing is I got shot by 2 NPC buzzards who were using their machine guns and did not even touch their rockets.

Already did 6/10 deliveries but got a message that all my 108 crates were destroyed

Edited July 18, 2016 by Zalm

[SkynetOnlineID]

 

Bring on the BanHammer for these Teleporting Fu*knockers.

Awk it's only a bit of fun. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

 

 

It's not when they use the creator teleport glitch to do this (watch around 1:40):

 

 

 

Ofcourse this cheater was a child yelling on microphone saying how they don't care to be flagged by every player in the lobby. They were also destroying some other player's crates and kept getting cheap kills off some players. It's just sad Rockstar won't do anything as punishment since it's just a glitch and not a mod.

 

This is the 3-4 teleport glitcher I've met tonight trying to get cheap kills and I was barely long in any public lobby (started doing missions and other stuff).

 

I don't mind and didn't include players who use the creator teleport glitch to quick teleport to their warehouses when doing crates. This glitch has been around for a month now in 2-3 new ways for doing it. I feel if it was a massive money glitch there would be no way to be able to do it by now.

 

 

[whywontyoulisten]

Just had a failed delivery mission. Was about to sell 108 crates worth about 2.05M with the Titan. An associate of me was in the Titan too to control the jammer. Best thing is I got shot by 2 NPC buzzards who were using their machine guns and did not even touch their rockets.

Already did 6/10 deliveries but got a message that all my 108 crates were destroyed

Why wasn't your associate in an armed aircraft flying cover? Stupidity is its own reward.

Edited July 18, 2016 by whywontyoulisten

[afriendlyreddot]

Has anyone else on XBOX1 encountered players who appear to have little to no cool down in between combat rolls? As in they seem to possess the ability to roll continuously without interruptions. Also is it possible to spam Bullshark Testosterone from the menu with no cool down in PVP free-roam wars???

 

Brought here because I am an apparently rare and outdated player who does not require every exploit in the game to fight in a fictional world where no actual damage befalls your person, just so that I can feel "good" about myself.

 

Fin.

[Tails Prower]

Has anyone else on XBOX1 encountered players who appear to have little to no cool down in between combat rolls? As in they seem to possess the ability to roll continuously without interruptions. Also is it possible to spam Bullshark Testosterone from the menu with no cool down in PVP free-roam wars???

 

Brought here because I am an apparently rare and outdated player who does not require every exploit in the game to fight in a fictional world where no actual damage befalls your person, just so that I can feel "good" about myself.

 

Fin.

 

It was supposed to have been patched but I believe there are players who still have the infinite combat roll mod from PS3/Xbox 360 days of GTA Online but have not seen any

reports of this for awhile.

[Beez]

The Duneloader is based on the 1945-50 Dodge Power Wagon. POWER WAGON!! It can barely climb Mt. Chiliad!? And it's 2WD. And the engine sound sucks on the PS4.

 

Fix it R*!

[afriendlyreddot]

 

Has anyone else on XBOX1 encountered players who appear to have little to no cool down in between combat rolls? As in they seem to possess the ability to roll continuously without interruptions. Also is it possible to spam Bullshark Testosterone from the menu with no cool down in PVP free-roam wars???

 

Brought here because I am an apparently rare and outdated player who does not require every exploit in the game to fight in a fictional world where no actual damage befalls your person, just so that I can feel "good" about myself.

 

Fin.

 

It was supposed to have been patched but I believe there are players who still have the infinite combat roll mod from PS3/Xbox 360 days of GTA Online but have not seen any

reports of this for awhile.

 

Appreciate the fast response, googling my digits off now...

[Mister_Incredible92]

Can't stand when people claim to make 500k an hour doing VIP mission and won't share their methods? The same for people who won't share money glitches.

I'll be nice enough to tell you.

 

1st is the startup phase: Do headhunter, cooldown then hostile takeover (You'll need an armored kumura and ap pistol for this)

 

2nd is the down phase: Do headhunter then cooldown

 

3rd is the up phase: Do sightseer( with buzzard) then headhunter and hostile takeover.

 

Once you're finished, continue to repeat the down and up phase and you'll be making 500K less than an hour.

 

You're welcome

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Can't stand when people claim to make 500k an hour doing VIP mission and won't share their methods? The same for people who won't share money glitches.

At this point the people who usethe "look I made 500k an hour doing this, quit bitching and being an entitled little sh*t, free updates bro..." Are just using it as some bullsh*t excuse for to flame people for questioning R* (you know cause R* can do no wrong). Edited July 18, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz

[Zalm]

 

Just had a failed delivery mission. Was about to sell 108 crates worth about 2.05M with the Titan. An associate of me was in the Titan too to control the jammer. Best thing is I got shot by 2 NPC buzzards who were using their machine guns and did not even touch their rockets.

Already did 6/10 deliveries but got a message that all my 108 crates were destroyed

Why wasn't your associate in an armed aircraft flying cover? Stupidity is its own reward.

 

Because it's the first time I used this method for delivering crates, I was surprised by the fact that only passengers could control the jammer.

[Nick1020]

 

I wasn't directing it to you buddy. But appreciate for nice.

[Hunter]

Because it's the first time I used this method for delivering crates, I was surprised by the fact that only passengers could control the jammer.

Yeah it's really BS actually that we can't just use the jammer by ourselves.

 

Players are precious, and we've got to dedicate one of them to just flicking a switch every now and then? What kind of task is that? I could do that with my toe if I had to.

Edited July 18, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Fennimoe]

Not gonna lie, the teleport glitch is awesome for running crates...

[DoctorMike]

ahhhh connection errors and lags are making me nervous!