The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Gleeman Vox]

Players who play on modded accounts who think they have a legitimate reason to complain about the game when they aren't even playing the game properly.

 

IE: "We need more content", "This DLC SUCKS!", "I HAVE EVER CAR IN THE GAME AND I WANT MORE"!, "I NEED MORE SPACE!". "IM BORED". Yadda yadda ya, blah blah blah.

 

Your complaints mean jack sh*t. ZERO. NADA. ZILCH! You ruined the game for yourself. GG cry more.

Come back when you have earned everything legitimate from level one. Until then, honestly, shut the f*ck up. There's the door, cheater.

 

Rockstar* needs their Donald Trump. Make GTA Great Again! Build the wall, ban the modders!

Here's some more:

 

"I'm never buying a rockstar game again because they took my modded money/banned my account!"

Edited July 18, 2016 by PSNGTAforumuser

[Cavot]

 

Players who play on modded accounts who think they have a legitimate reason to complain about the game when they aren't even playing the game properly.

 

IE: "We need more content", "This DLC SUCKS!", "I HAVE EVER CAR IN THE GAME AND I WANT MORE"!, "I NEED MORE SPACE!". "IM BORED". Yadda yadda ya, blah blah blah.

 

Your complaints mean jack sh*t. ZERO. NADA. ZILCH! You ruined the game for yourself. GG cry more.

Come back when you have earned everything legitimate from level one. Until then, honestly, shut the f*ck up. There's the door, cheater.

 

Rockstar* needs their Donald Trump. Make GTA Great Again! Build the wall, ban the modders!

Here's some more:

 

"I'm never buying a rockstar game again because they took my modded money/banned my account!"

If only that were the case. I have seen very few modded accounts get banned. They do next to nothing about them.

[Pinkarella]

 

 

 

 

Everyone's vehicle seems way faster than mine during stunt races, even when we're all using stock.

 

What in the actual f*ck?!

 

Even going full speed, taking tight lines, and racing totally clean...I ALWAYS end up getting passed unless the others seriously screw up.

 

Even on bike races, I'll use my fully modified Bati, and even though I'll be wheeling a lot, I'll still wind up getting passed by dudes on choppers. I just don't understand. A lot of the time I end up having the fastest lap time, and still lose.

This is more than familiar to me !!! I have this happen in almost every race. My cars are always slower. I even loose against a level 5 clearly not having fully upgraded rides. Even racing against a friend in the same car next to each other.

 

 

We all know, its because you suck at driving.

 

Come at me Bruh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ain't got s*it on me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Don't make me embarrass you. Here's your only ever win against me. Congrats:

 

 

 

Nuff seen and said!!! I clearly was aware of what I was doing!! You was daydreamin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D-A-Y-D-R-E-A-M-I-N-G I`ve beaten you like 3 times in that race in a row...!!!!!!!!! You ragequitted I think...

Edited July 18, 2016 by Pinkarella

[TKDSnovelist]

I just realized, this idiot & you, both driving green cars... you got caught, it was all planned!

[JoeBoneless]

The checkpoints in the new races

 

Who the hell did they pay to program that garbage

[JRC99]

If I have to watch that Keycodes cutscene one more f*cking time....

 

Speaking of the sh*tshow that is that mission, the Terminators are getting ludicrous. Got shot, respawned, before I could move TWO FEET I get shot dead again.

[gtafan26]

Having someone on your friends list kill you and then leave right afterwards

[TKDSnovelist]

Having someone on your friends list kill you and then leave right afterwards

 

Glad im not alone. Just joined, wanted to pick him up, got greeted by a shotgun. Not sure if he realized his mistake, but he was gone real quick, no message, nothin'.

 

Gotta see it positive, got one more space for productive guys on my friendslist.

[gtafan26]

 

Having someone on your friends list kill you and then leave right afterwards

 

Glad im not alone. Just joined, wanted to pick him up, got greeted by a shotgun. Not sure if he realized his mistake, but he was gone real quick, no message, nothin'.

 

Gotta see it positive, got one more space for productive guys on my friendslist.

 

I even sent the POS a message too , asking WTF, so, he is staying on my friends list till I can get my one revenge kill. I would of done it tonight, but I was ready to stop playing.

Edited July 18, 2016 by gtafan26

[DominusTaranis]

The god damned f*cking piss ass cock sucking dick holed c*nt gargling sh*t stained bug for the f*cking crew emblem backgrounds.

I JUST changed it around abit.

<------YOU SEE THAT sh*t? I MADE IT. AND I'M GOD DAMNED PROUD OF IT. f*ckING SHAPES. I USED THEM. AND DID THE THING. AND THEN I CHANGED IT AROUND. AND MADE IT BETTER/WORSE. AND DECIDED TO GO BACK TO THIS BUT IMPROVE IT SLIGHTLY. THE WHOLE CREW LOVES IT. AND NOW I'M THINKING OF TRYING OUT SOMETHING MORE ABSTRACT THAT'LL LOOK BALLER. BUT NO. THIS f*ckING WHITE BOX. I'M LEGIT MORE PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS THAN ANYTHING ELSE. EVEN MORE THAN WHEN MY CHARACTER DID THAT sh*t WITH THE DOOR DURING THAT VIP WORK AND I WAS SCREAMING AT THE TV.

[Irish45455]

In my own session, buying crates, all that jazz. Friend joins the session. I get up, get a drink, come back. "Players in the session are voting to kick you". Excuse the f*ck outta me? You're gonna come into my session, that it took me ten minutes to get into might I add, and then vote to kick me? F*ck no! Off the friends list and spawn killed til he he left. That sh*t isn't gonna fly with me. F*ck you and everyone like you, asshole.

Edited July 18, 2016 by Irish45455

[Khaisz]

Wanted to make a Nagasaki Racing outfit to use.

Can't name my outfit Nagasaki

Naga is a banned word by R*

[Cratoz]

Wanted to make a Nagasaki Racing outfit to use.

Can't name my outfit Nagasaki

Naga is a banned word by R*

Wanted to name my outfit just like that.

The filter is bullsh*t.

 

Named it Na gasaki instead

[PajeroJonas]

Am I the only one who likes to get in one of the hot cars you own, cruise around, maybe visit some stores or customshop between doing CEO/VIP work or heists ???

 

People are just going around killing people for no reason at all.

It could take 10-15mins to go from the garage to customshop just to get a respray.

Getting killed 5-6 times, 2-3 visits at Mors to get my car back before I can enter the Custom Shop

[PajeroJonas]

*double post*

 

How do I delete?

Edited July 18, 2016 by PajeroJonas

[magical76]

Players who play on modded accounts who think they have a legitimate reason to complain about the game when they aren't even playing the game properly.

 

IE: "We need more content", "This DLC SUCKS!", "I HAVE EVER CAR IN THE GAME AND I WANT MORE"!, "I NEED MORE SPACE!". "IM BORED". Yadda yadda ya, blah blah blah.

 

Your complaints mean jack sh*t. ZERO. NADA. ZILCH! You ruined the game for yourself. GG cry more.

Come back when you have earned everything legitimate from level one. Until then, honestly, shut the f*ck up. There's the door, cheater.

 

Rockstar* needs their Donald Trump. Make GTA Great Again! Build the wall, ban the modders!

The cheats are such mega arse holes. I killed someone that had been chasing me, just as I was about to move on, a different guy just appears next to me, already aiming and sprays me dead. Briliant, mate - well done you. Teleporting cock sucker.

 

There's still the overlying feeling of a lot of cheating and people being absolute scum bags in GTAO though. 'Friends' f*cking up crates or not joining your heists when you help them is a piss take. The whole reason I'm doing crates non stop is because its a nightmare to get decent heist members. Or ANY at times!

[Cavot]

Jesus f*cking christ we really need non-contact on stunt races.

[Khaisz]

 

Wanted to make a Nagasaki Racing outfit to use.

Can't name my outfit Nagasaki

Naga is a banned word by R*

Wanted to name my outfit just like that.

The filter is bullsh*t.

 

Named it Na gasaki instead

 

I named mine N agasaki

[Zader]

New oddity for the mix. If my third outfit slot does not contain a jacket, overcoat, or second layer of any kind, it is deleted within a few days.

I have absolutely no idea why, but am now relegated to wearing a peacoat. Lost my racing suit four times since the update before finally just moving it a few slots down and saving the peacoat outfit again.

[VanessaMagick]

 

Please refrain from bending time and space to your will so you can f*ck me in races, thanks.

[rixyboyy18]

My brother and his scrub friends rolled into a session I was in and voted to kick me out, before I was kicked one of them text in game ''smd?''

I can be immature but JFC, these douchebags are in their thirties ffs.

Holy sh*t.

 

Our brothers are the same. He's 32 and him and his mates get angry in races when I join. Even said I'm no brother of his when I accidentally rammed him.

Edited July 18, 2016 by Rambo_AFC

[VanessaMagick]

 

My brother and his scrub friends rolled into a session I was in and voted to kick me out, before I was kicked one of them text in game ''smd?''

I can be immature but JFC, these douchebags are in their thirties ffs.

Holy sh*t.

 

Our brothers are the same. He's 32 and him and his mates get angry in races when I join. Even said I'm no brother of his when I accidentally rammed him.

 

 

I played briefly with a real-life friend, who was "just starting" on GTA and felt like "messing around for a while".

 

So imagine my surprise when I see he's rank 1001, his entire body is invisible, he has a dunce cap on, and his idea of messing around was him getting into a jet and killing people for like 4 hours while I did completely different things in other servers.

 

GTA just brings out the worst in people.

[Zader]

I played briefly with a real-life friend, who was "just starting" on GTA and felt like "messing around for a while".

 

So imagine my surprise when I see he's rank 1001, his entire body is invisible, he has a dunce cap on, and his idea of messing around was him getting into a jet and killing people for like 4 hours while I did completely different things in other servers.

 

GTA just brings out the worst in people.

I've got one friend I added back in PS3 days who's made it to some preposterous level of like 1100, and at some point, he asked me if I wanted to play with him again. Turns out it was him fighting low levels and hardcore breakdancing with the marksman rifle in one hand and stock pistol in the other, taped to the side of his helmet for quick deployment. His torso missing save for a small pink square.

 

Eventually, I decided I'd had enough, and he wound up later inviting me to a deathmatch, wherein he kept calling me scared because I was trying to do a heist with friends instead of joining him in some "$99999999 WOW OMG HACKE" lobby. For some reason this turned to him gloating about a pedal bike he owned in real life? If I've still got the messages, someone remind me to screenshot them later.

[Coleco]

 

Please refrain from bending time and space to your will so you can f*ck me in races, thanks.

 

Oh look, an X80 ramming people in races.

 

Never seen that before

 

</sarcasm>

[VanessaMagick]

 

 

 

Please refrain from bending time and space to your will so you can f*ck me in races, thanks.

 

Oh look, an X80 ramming people in races.

 

Never seen that before

 

</sarcasm>

 

 

I take it the X80 is the new Zentorno?

[Zader]

Oh look, an X80 ramming people in races.

Isn't that the RE-7B?

[DeucesR]

 

Oh look, an X80 ramming people in races.

Isn't that the RE-7B?

Yes...

[Coleco]

So it is. My bad.

 

I get confused with all these matte black Hotwheels rejects in the game.

[Tonguegirl]

Bring on the BanHammer for these Teleporting Fu*knockers.

[Sentinel Driver]

Why do last gen moaners still exist on newswire comments?