The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Gridl0k]

^ Heh, HUNT THE HATS is the best minigame in GTAO

 

Also nobody gets 'triggered' by 'furries'. The world is full of assholes. Get over yourself.

Edited July 17, 2016 by Gridl0k

[Khaisz]

This sh*t.

 

Oooh, Someone else finally also posted a picture of this sh*t. i remember when I posted one a long time ago, it's so sh*t.

 

 

Anyway, My B&M: Doing toptier racing in stunt with randoms. Catchup/slipstream on, Customes off. f*cking glorious.

oh and the host is lvl 4 and lagging like sh*t

[PetrolCB]

 

This sh*t.

 

I guess that is what we call... "Top Quality".

 

You forgot the CSI meme.

[A.I.R]

Doing stunt race yesterday

Duel i was in front all the time. It was a easy race but then it take 3 time to past that oval or circle(dont know the name) every time i end up crashing diying.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Uh....

 

The blue cars are mine, don't know where these others came from.

 

I'm starting to worry about Xbone/PS4's safety.

[Coleco]

"Of course you'd try a PIT maneuver to gain the lead in races."

 

"Lots of people use PIT maneuvers"

 

 

 

[Matrelith]

 

Why does the Buzzard get the exclusivity of being a VIP vehicle and not the Savage as well? I understand that Hydras shouldn't be as easy to get as it is already once it's destroyed, but the Savage deserves to be in the VIP vehicle spot instead of a goddamn BeeJay XL.

My guess? Because Rockstar are still under the illusion that the Savage is some powerful vehicle that's just too much for people to be able to have spawn next to them.

 

When in fact, the Buzzard is more or less as capable as it.

 

They just won't get their stupid heads out of the sand. If they just made it something fearsome, then at least there'd be a reason for it to not be easily available.

 

I think it is because the vehicles you can order via the VIP menu are more appropriate for the ''VIP/CEO image'' with vehicles like the Washington, XLS, Cognoscenti and the Buzzard as a private attack helicopter. The Savage. being the military attack chopper that it is, doesn't fit that image.

[Hunter]

I think it is because the vehicles you can order via the VIP menu are more appropriate for the ''VIP/CEO image'' with vehicles like the Washington, XLS, Cognoscenti and the Buzzard as a private attack helicopter. The Savage. being the military attack chopper that it is, doesn't fit that image.

The Buzzard might not have camouflage, but it's still very much a military helicopter. They used to use them in Vietnam.

 

It does have less of a military look than a Savage I guess, but that's mainly just the paint, to be fair.

[Gridl0k]

Love stunt races but they're testing my patience. I'm jumping over checkpoints in Supers now, I'm not getting slipstream activated when I should, and they're full of children.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

I think it is because the vehicles you can order via the VIP menu are more appropriate for the ''VIP/CEO image'' with vehicles like the Washington, XLS, Cognoscenti and the Buzzard as a private attack helicopter. The Savage. being the military attack chopper that it is, doesn't fit that image.

 

The Buzzard might not have camouflage, but it's still very much a military helicopter. They used to use them in Vietnam. They didn't harm them till around the Gulf War, so the Buzzard must be Gulf War surplus, the current Gen IRL Little Bird has a twin tail, the one in game doesn't.

[Commander S]

Love stunt races but they're testing my patience. I'm jumping over checkpoints in Supers now, I'm not getting slipstream activated when I should, and they're full of children.

 

Having messed around in a mix of the new vehicles stock, and my own fully-upgraded cars, I can't help wondering if a lot of the checkpoint placement is geared around the stock versions of the new cars - hence why, aside from the option to use custom vehicles, the only unmodified cars you can use are the new ones (you can't, say, do Maze Bank Ascent in a Rapid GT unless you own one, for example).

 

I noticed that doing races with a stock Tropos Rallye, everything worked fine - but my usually-dependable fully-upgraded Elegy RH8 was almost ...too powerful, because I'd have to brake or go easy on the throttle when coming up to certain jumps, or else I'd over-shoot them. Meanwhile, a fully-upgraded Entity XF isn't the same deal as the stock ETR1, but managed to feel more-or-less as comfortable on things like Plummet.

[rixyboyy18]

Starting to lose my f*cking patience with Rockstar support. Bunch of f*cking arseholes. A retarded monkey could (can) do a better job.

[Pinkarella]

 

 

Everyone's vehicle seems way faster than mine during stunt races, even when we're all using stock.

 

What in the actual f*ck?!

 

Even going full speed, taking tight lines, and racing totally clean...I ALWAYS end up getting passed unless the others seriously screw up.

 

Even on bike races, I'll use my fully modified Bati, and even though I'll be wheeling a lot, I'll still wind up getting passed by dudes on choppers. I just don't understand. A lot of the time I end up having the fastest lap time, and still lose.

This is more than familiar to me !!! I have this happen in almost every race. My cars are always slower. I even loose against a level 5 clearly not having fully upgraded rides. Even racing against a friend in the same car next to each other.

 

 

We all know, its because you suck at driving.

 

Come at me Bruh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ain't got s*it on me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DS_NEO]

Conversation between me and some squeaker:

 

Squeaker: "Why is your Phoenix black and gold?"

Me: "Smokey and the Bandit."

S: "I don't know what that is. Is it a YouTube video?"

Me: "No it's not a goddamn YouTube video. It's a movie. In the movie the main character drives a Trans Am that's black and gold and he has to drive to Texas and back to deliver bootleg beer for a bet."

S: "So why is your car black and gold? Who is Bandit? What's Smokey and the Bandit?"

 

I just couldn't believe it. I can understand a ten or so year old kid not knowing who The Bandit is and what Smokey and the Bandit is but asking me over and over why my car is done up like Trigger when I already told him... Now I know for sure the school systems in this country are f*cked.

OK good for you! You saw a 30 year old film so why get triggered because a kid born in this generation doesn't know sh*t about it. Why schools should teach this?

 

 

Sorry I just wanted to reply to this

 

 

 

Ontopic: I've found more of these ramming scrubs in the stunt races. There should be some sort of penalty for doing this.

[Commander S]

Doing the broken record routine again - and I know this is just generic-sounding marketing waffle, but still, this is ...bullsh*t, frankly:

 

 

Every need?

Talk to me again when there's something resembling a Supra/Skyline GT-R/Silvia/RX-7/Fairlady Z/etc. in the game - because from where I'm sitting, as an enthusiast, my needs haven't been met by a GTA game since ...San Andreas, twelve years ago.

...but sure, whatever - let's just keep overlooking tuners, and have more lowriders or bulletproof SUVs next, eh?

[DominusTaranis]

 

Conversation between me and some squeaker:

 

Squeaker: "Why is your Phoenix black and gold?"

Me: "Smokey and the Bandit."

S: "I don't know what that is. Is it a YouTube video?"

Me: "No it's not a goddamn YouTube video. It's a movie. In the movie the main character drives a Trans Am that's black and gold and he has to drive to Texas and back to deliver bootleg beer for a bet."

S: "So why is your car black and gold? Who is Bandit? What's Smokey and the Bandit?"

 

I just couldn't believe it. I can understand a ten or so year old kid not knowing who The Bandit is and what Smokey and the Bandit is but asking me over and over why my car is done up like Trigger when I already told him... Now I know for sure the school systems in this country are f*cked.

OK good for you! You saw a 30 year old film so why get triggered because a kid born in this generation doesn't know sh*t about it. Why schools should teach this?

 

 

Sorry I just wanted to reply to this

 

 

 

Ontopic: I've found more of these ramming scrubs in the stunt races. There should be some sort of penalty for doing this.

TBH, I think, as he stated, that the issue isn't that the kid didn't see the film but rather that he didn't undertand the "why" after it was spelled out for him.

 

It's like trying to explain how to make green paint then being asked what blue and yellow paint were when the two paints are right there.

 

 

vvvvvv Yep vvvvvv

Edited July 17, 2016 by DominusTaranis

[Urustay Gordov Matt D.]

 

^ There'd be no point spawning the Savage, 9 times out of 10 the rotor disc would f*ck you up.

The poor guy needs a buff anyway.Nope

[Hunter]

 

 

^ There'd be no point spawning the Savage, 9 times out of 10 the rotor disc would f*ck you up.

The poor guy needs a buff anyway.

Nope

 

Yes it does.

 

#buff,notnerf

[Fennimoe]

Well, I can confirm that I am only being put into single player public lobbies back to back to back to back to back to back. No amount of restarting the game, resetting the internet, or anything is fixing it

 

I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE IN A PUBLIC LOBBY, JESUS CHRIST R*

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Doing the broken record routine again - and I know this is just generic-sounding marketing waffle, but still, this is ...bullsh*t, frankly:

 

 

Every need?

Talk to me again when there's something resembling a Supra/Skyline GT-R/Silvia/RX-7/Fairlady Z/etc. in the game - because from where I'm sitting, as an enthusiast, my needs haven't been met by a GTA game since ...San Andreas, twelve years ago.

...but sure, whatever - let's just keep overlooking tuners, and have more lowriders or bulletproof SUVs next, eh?

That And where is my Ferrari Testarossa, F40 and 50, and my Lamborghini Countach

[Growlmon]

Daily complaint about people that ram in races. Their hatemail and tears and salt are tasty when they get kicked tho.

Edited July 17, 2016 by Growlmon

[Gridl0k]

I know right.

 

Fighting for first. Rams me. Now we're both last. Very f*cking clever.

 

Not a specific incident, just these retards in general.

Edited July 17, 2016 by Gridl0k

[sreyazsec]

 

Conversation between me and some squeaker:

 

Squeaker: "Why is your Phoenix black and gold?"

Me: "Smokey and the Bandit."

S: "I don't know what that is. Is it a YouTube video?"

Me: "No it's not a goddamn YouTube video. It's a movie. In the movie the main character drives a Trans Am that's black and gold and he has to drive to Texas and back to deliver bootleg beer for a bet."

S: "So why is your car black and gold? Who is Bandit? What's Smokey and the Bandit?"

 

I just couldn't believe it. I can understand a ten or so year old kid not knowing who The Bandit is and what Smokey and the Bandit is but asking me over and over why my car is done up like Trigger when I already told him... Now I know for sure the school systems in this country are f*cked.

OK good for you! You saw a 30 year old film so why get triggered because a kid born in this generation doesn't know sh*t about it. Why schools should teach this?

 

 

Sorry I just wanted to reply to this

 

Jesus, pretty sure he was just making a joke.

Lighten up.

[Gleeman Vox]

This game has been out for 3 years

 

Calling a contact and waiting 30 seconds only to be hung up still isn't fixed.

[DiemessGTA]

Players who play on modded accounts who think they have a legitimate reason to complain about the game when they aren't even playing the game properly.

 

IE: "We need more content", "This DLC SUCKS!", "I HAVE EVER CAR IN THE GAME AND I WANT MORE"!, "I NEED MORE SPACE!". "IM BORED". Yadda yadda ya, blah blah blah.

 

Your complaints mean jack sh*t. ZERO. NADA. ZILCH! You ruined the game for yourself. GG cry more.

Come back when you have earned everything legitimate from level one. Until then, honestly, shut the f*ck up. There's the door, cheater.

 

Rockstar* needs their Donald Trump. Make GTA Great Again! Build the wall, ban the modders!

Edited July 18, 2016 by DiemessGTA

[Skycam]

Someone was teleporting to my location and killing me... on the ps4.

 

Worst type of cheaters.. the ones that cheat for kills.

 

I'm sick to my stomach thinking about it. Truly rage inducing.

 

I'm a player that if I'm not looking for a fight or if I'm out matched or if I'm trying to leave and put my controller down I try to get away off radar and get to my appartment, not just leave or "rage quit". This was different tho, I was an associate so I couldn't go passive plus I couldn't get off radar because he was killing me too fast. I just can't deal with cheaters like this. I'll take a beating and still try to flee without quiting on the spot because it's fun getting hunted by someone better but cheaters teleporting to your location immediately/being off radar forever/completely invisible or invulnerable take all fun from the game.

 

You cheats make me sick and truly feel so much rage! I hope your consoles burst into flames and destroy your TV's you P.O.S S.O.B's

 

(I feel a bit better but still a bit ill)

Edited July 18, 2016 by Skycam

[ciel]

My brother and his scrub friends rolled into a session I was in and voted to kick me out, before I was kicked one of them text in game ''smd?''
I can be immature but JFC, these douchebags are in their thirties ffs.

[Hunter]

My brother and his scrub friends rolled into a session I was in and voted to kick me out, before I was kicked one of them text in game ''smd?''

I can be immature but JFC, these douchebags are in their thirties ffs.

Would you mind if I said your brother's a little pr*ck for letting his friends do that? No offence (genuinely lol).

Edited July 18, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Kushology]

 

My brother and his scrub friends rolled into a session I was in and voted to kick me out, before I was kicked one of them text in game ''smd?''

I can be immature but JFC, these douchebags are in their thirties ffs.

Would you mind if I said your brother's a little pr*ck for letting his friends do that? No offence (genuinely lol).

None taken, I say it quite often. xD

[TKDSnovelist]

 

 

 

Everyone's vehicle seems way faster than mine during stunt races, even when we're all using stock.

 

What in the actual f*ck?!

 

Even going full speed, taking tight lines, and racing totally clean...I ALWAYS end up getting passed unless the others seriously screw up.

 

Even on bike races, I'll use my fully modified Bati, and even though I'll be wheeling a lot, I'll still wind up getting passed by dudes on choppers. I just don't understand. A lot of the time I end up having the fastest lap time, and still lose.

This is more than familiar to me !!! I have this happen in almost every race. My cars are always slower. I even loose against a level 5 clearly not having fully upgraded rides. Even racing against a friend in the same car next to each other.

 

 

We all know, its because you suck at driving.

 

Come at me Bruh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ain't got s*it on me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Don't make me embarrass you. Here's your only ever win against me. Congrats: