The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Hunter]

What is up with my luck these days?:

 

[Tonguegirl]

Akumas have spoiled missions wuth randoms.

 

Yeah those Bullet-Proof Bikes are a nuisance

[Shadowfennekin]

I hate when you buy crates, and it takes your money....... but you go outside and no crates.

 

What is up with my luck these days?:

 

Literally happened to me a few minutes ago. Quite annoying how the character will just twirl and twirl through the air and never recover no matter how high you were.

[Hunter]

 

What is up with my luck these days?:

 

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Literally happened to me a few minutes ago. Quite annoying how the character will just twirl and twirl through the air and never recover no matter how high you were.

I think I got propelled by the afterburner too, which didn't help lol.

[20451ecneps]

What is up with my luck these days?:

 

 

Your cop outfit is a bullsh*t magnet...apparently...

Edited July 3, 2016 by SPENCE15

[Coleco]

What is up with my luck these days?:

 

 

Highway to the...

 

Danger Zone

 

[Nerfgoth]

Where is my fire work R*?

 

They where bringing stuff back from PS3/Xbox360!!!

[20451ecneps]

So this is gonna be two B&Ms in one:

 

1) F*ck NPCs in cars:

 

 

2) I hate when bullsh*t like this happens:

 

 

 

 

 

Despite NPCs being dumb sometimes, they can be helpful and/or funny at other times:

 

 

At least I thought it was funny...

 

 

 

[ash-274]

Picked up a crate in a Buzzard, but it was damaged before and smoking badly now. Like, even a soft landing would blow it up.

 

I limp it over to my Lombank helipad where my Hydra is parked. The buzzer starts chiming, so I bail out while I still have altitude and pull the parachute cord.

I then get the perfect view of the dying Buzzard plowing into my like-new Hydra. Very "Michael Bay -esqe" moment.

 

And now I have TWO cooldown timers to wait out in order to get from Lombank to Logistics Depot and then back to the beach where the plane crashed for the second crate. Can't even go back inside the office to refill snacks while I'm waiting.

Edited July 4, 2016 by ash-274

[ciel]

Some rude c*nt and his org were voting to kick me out of the session I was in while selling my cargo, I was there before them and posed no threat. I wasn't kicked but some joker did destroy my cargo so I closed the app before I lost my money for good.

 

Seriously, I come across the most annoying f*cking pricks sometimes.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

I like to drive around in my Rhino and destroy cop cars, I avoid all players as I'm not a douche but don't get all pissy at me through text and in-game when you were the one that started stalking and throwing sticky bombs at my Rhino and then I blew you up in defence. Like, m8 you kept coming back for more so I kept dishing it out.

[Mervz789]

I'm still pissed off that the Insurgent can take more hits than the Rhino. A Tank weaker than a LAPV.

Edited July 4, 2016 by Shad0w_Sc4l3

[hyperar]

Finally got to buy the special item, not just a troll call from my assistant, tower decided to render as i fly by with my Cuban 800, the thing was so late at rendering that the plane's wing got stucked on the tower and left the plane hanging there. f*ck you C*, there goes 180k i'll never see again

Edited July 4, 2016 by hyperar

[Fennimoe]

Finally got to buy the special item, not just a troll call from my assistant, tower decided to render as i fly by with my Cuban 800, the thing was so late at rendering that the plane's wing got stucked on the tower and left the plane hanging there. f*ck you C*, there goes 180 i'll never see again

Damn... The same happened to me. Building right out of thin air, nothing else around. It spawned after I was through it half way and the tail caught it and hung the plane til it inevitably blew up

[Hunter]

Some rude c*nt and his org were voting to kick me out of the session I was in while selling my cargo, I was there before them and posed no threat. I wasn't kicked but some joker did destroy my cargo so I closed the app before I lost my money for good.

 

Seriously, I come across the most annoying f*cking pricks sometimes.

Was he talking sh*t as well?

 

At any rate, if you're there first, the session kind of belongs to you.

 

Shame I couldn't have joined. I've been having some great helicopter rampages lately. Could've really thrown a spanner in the works for those guys lol.

 

Which brings me to my b*tch and moan: I wish PS4s and Xbox Ones could play together. So many people here are on PS4 - I end up missing out on playing with some great people on here. Maybe that's not GTA''s fault, but still. Bleh.

Edited July 4, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Coleco]

Which brings me to my b*tch and moan: I wish PS4s and Xbox Ones could play together.

 

I have a dream...

 

Seriously though, I completely agree. Most of the GTA All-Stars are on PS4 and I never get invited to any parties

 

 

So ronery

[Urustay Gordov Matt D.]

 

Some rude c*nt and his org were voting to kick me out of the session I was in while selling my cargo, I was there before them and posed no threat. I wasn't kicked but some joker did destroy my cargo so I closed the app before I lost my money for good.

 

Seriously, I come across the most annoying f*cking pricks sometimes.

Was he talking sh*t as well?

 

At any rate, if you're there first, the session kind of belongs to you.

 

Shame I couldn't have joined. I've been having some great helicopter rampages lately. Could've really thrown a spanner in the works for those guys lol.

 

Which brings me to my b*tch and moan: I wish PS4s and Xbox Ones could play together. So many people here are on PS4 - I end up missing out on playing with some great people on here. Maybe that's not GTA''s fault, but still. Bleh.

Buy a PC, its the best

[Cackling Jack]

 

Which brings me to my b*tch and moan: I wish PS4s and Xbox Ones could play together.

 

I have a dream...

 

Seriously though, I completely agree. Most of the GTA All-Stars are on PS4 and I never get invited to any parties

 

 

So ronery

 

 

I've come across a few people on the forums on ps4. Decent people once you make an effort to get to know them and help them out.

 

Fu*k I can never find the simeon vehicles when I need them. Really fu*king annoys me.

 

Rant over#

[Tonguegirl]

Fu*k I can never find the simeon vehicles when I need them. Really fu*king annoys me.

 

 

 

 

Why is a car export 'specialist' paying crap money for crap cars? Surely the Simeon list should include higher end cars from Legendary. Either get rid of the Simeon crap or make it worth our while, there's only 2 cars that are worth bothering about.

 

Karin BeeJay, fu*k off Simeon.

[A Maned Wolf]

What the f*ck did I step into?!

[hyperar]

What the f*ck did I step into?!

-snip-

Crew session?

[kringled]

Playing Senora Airstrip (Lazer DM), get a kill, and then die because the debris from the other player is lag teleporting back up into my flight path. Ugh.

Set up a bait car outside LSC with an ignition bomb, head away. After a while it vanishes, cool...wait no explosion, no kill. Suddenly it reappears (as if I'd mechanic requested it, but I hadn't) near me. And it doesn't have a bomb anymore. I think the LSC "respawn your car near you" thing was doing this, only respawning my car because someone else was going into LSC. Either way it's broken and makes car bombs much harder to use.

Get into a fight I didn't really want to have with another org today; spawning BST from the CEO menu and then it spawns one inside a pillar. (Was not on ground level where I was, and I looked around on the road up top as well...nothing).

[Shadowfennekin]

So are we not getting fireworks or am I just not seeing them? I've looked in multiple Ammunations.

[Mr_Zombly]

Which brings me to my b*tch and moan: I wish PS4s and Xbox Ones could play together. So many people here are on PS4 - I end up missing out on playing with some great people on here. Maybe that's not GTA''s fault, but still. Bleh.

 

It'd be weird though, alot of glitches that are only on particular consoles, I think the creator glitch is PS4 only.

 

Maybe in 5-10 years it will be like this on most games.

[whywontyoulisten]

 

Which brings me to my b*tch and moan: I wish PS4s and Xbox Ones could play together.

 

I have a dream...

 

Seriously though, I completely agree. Most of the GTA All-Stars are on PS4 and I never get invited to any parties

 

 

So ronery

 

I very nearly bought an Xbox One, as I'd been playing on my housemate's 360 for a year before I decided (or it was suggested) that I should get "my own bloody console", but I knew more people on PS4, and I have a foliage fetish, so I went to the dark side. Took me a while to stop mashing the d-pad instead of the left stick, but I got there.

[Shadowfennekin]

If you go after somebody's delivery now, you're just a c*nt. You don't get any benefit from it so don't be a prick.

 

A Insurgent appeared behind me as I was a block away from the Warehouse. I pulled over and got out to shoot him out.

 

He respawned....... right at my warehouse. -_-

 

He kills me..... I respawn TWO BLOCKS AWAY. HOW IS THAT f*ckING FAIR?

[Angelless]

Why can't we buy ground fireworks?

[Irish45455]

Doing a crate run, and me, and the other associate and CEO get to where crates are supposed to be... we pick up two and the third one had me like

 

Wasn't anywhere to be found. F*cking thing just disappeared.

Edited July 4, 2016 by Irish45455

[Stoakzee]

3 seconds to go on my Piracy Prevention when...

 

 

[Arrows to Athens]

I'm still pissed off that the Insurgent can take more hits than the Rhino. A Tank weaker than a LAPV.

And it's $825,000 cheaper.