The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Irish45455]

Join a half full session, and the CEO is on a crate run. I message him asking if he wants some back up, he replies sure. I head over and follow behind in my Insurgent and this asshole blows me up! WHAT THE F*CK, MAN?! I offer to help and you blow me up? He messages me "hey man thought you were coming after me". Dafuq? I'm following you, not shooting or anything, just giving you a speedboost every now and then because the tetanus van is slow as sh*t and you just blow me up? K m80.

Edited July 2, 2016 by Irish45455

[Genuine]

Join a half full session, and the CEO is on a crate run. I message him asking if he wants some back up, he replies sure. I head over and follow behind in my Insurgent and this asshole blows me up! WHAT THE F*CK, MAN?! I offer to help and you blow me up? He messages me "hey man thought you were coming after me". Dafuq? I'm following you, not shooting or anything, just giving you a speedboost every now and then because the tetanus van is slow as sh*t and you just blow me up? K m80.

 

Thought the Insurgent could take at least 8 explosions

[Mr_Zombly]

free aim lobby, me and one other 4 people in an org, i'm all the way in Paleto taking pics.

 

 

Players voting to kick you from the session

 

The other guy was in the city with them.

 

 

Edited July 2, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[Troye]

 

Well this didn't quite go to plan:

 

I can understand ripping a wing off under high G-force (yes this can happen IRL if you go past a planes G-force limit), but it just simply fell off. Who the f*ck is fired?

 

Talk to the War Thunder devs. They think the same thing.

[Irish45455]

 

Join a half full session, and the CEO is on a crate run. I message him asking if he wants some back up, he replies sure. I head over and follow behind in my Insurgent and this asshole blows me up! WHAT THE F*CK, MAN?! I offer to help and you blow me up? He messages me "hey man thought you were coming after me". Dafuq? I'm following you, not shooting or anything, just giving you a speedboost every now and then because the tetanus van is slow as sh*t and you just blow me up? K m80.

Thought the Insurgent could take at least 8 explosions

He slapped an asston of stickies on me when I wasn't paying attention.

[OfficialTwiggz]

Invisible off the radar, not showing up, running up to me and slapping me with a gun. Also, teleportation inside of a car, one side of the city to the other in 2 seconds.

 

PS4, btw. I have video proof which I will be updating.

 

Sorry, I'm just pissed as all hell that possible mods have made it to the PS4.

[CrysisAverted]

other dudes vip work ends

wait patiently with selection on headhunter until the timer comes off

click instantly

"This VIP Work cannot run as there's already a session-wide VIP Work running.

nobody is doing vip work

nobody

[Cratoz]

Invisible off the radar, not showing up, running up to me and slapping me with a gun. Also, teleportation inside of a car, one side of the city to the other in 2 seconds.

 

PS4, btw. I have video proof which I will be updating.

 

Sorry, I'm just pissed as all hell that possible mods have made it to the PS4.

I think he was using the creator glitch and invisible body glitch.

 

Tried the creator glitch myself once and I could teleport anywhere just setting a marker on the map.

But yes, unbelievable Rockstar hasn't fixed that yet.

 

There's also an always off radar glitch.

It looks like the person doing it is sitting in his/her apartment but in reality there are out and can do anything.

 

Some kind of bugs need to be taken care of immediately.

But seems like the only glitch R really cares about are duping glitches as they get hotfixed rather quickly.

Edited July 3, 2016 by Cratoz

[ciel]

Crashed into the same powerline three times whilst on a crate run, tonight. I swear they're like invisible at night, sh*t is ridiculous.

[Hunter]

Crashed into the same powerline three times whilst on a crate run, tonight. I swear they're like invisible at night, sh*t is ridiculous.

I think it's all the light effects on current gen - it's like everything glows around, you just can't see them barely at all. Especially on those selling runs when they cover them up with flares and smoke.

 

I tried doing some cargo work earlier in a public session, without emptying it. Horrible lag though:

 

 

 

The session split soon after that, and I didn't bother joining a full one.

[Grimoire]

I love those invisible powerlines...Almost cost me 700k. It's a good thing those upgraded titans are stronger than a Rhino.

[TheFlyingAngel]

what's up homies

[Hunter]

what's up homies

A helicopter was up, but then a homing launcher shot it back down.

 

Poor guy needed a missile jammer.

[CrysisAverted]

why the f*ck does the X80 not have a black accent color

[AUScowboy]

^Yo mamas dick....

 

 

J/K of course...

 

Edit: Forgot to refresh, but I'm gonna leave this here anyway.

Edited July 3, 2016 by AUScowboy

[Cackling Jack]

I'm officially retiring from being a CEO.Going back to private contracting and being associate for crew or friends,

Edited July 3, 2016 by JackIrish

[Tonguegirl]

why the f*ck does the X80 not have a black accent color

Or a chrome accent.

 

The only thing I've ever wanted to put chrome on and it doesn't have that option. I had an all black with chrome accent X80 in mind, but no.

[Michael]

^Yo mamas dick....

 

That made sense.. not..

[ThaBirdCoot]

Was hosting a capture I created got a few people to join and then suddenly a message pops up "you were kicked from the session by other players"

[Gridl0k]

Version 1.35, nearly 3 years in, and I still can't answer my phone without risking death.

 

 

See also; hanging up and going into the cinematic camera just as a pylon appears.

 

PS this is like strike 87 for my receptionist.

Edited July 3, 2016 by Gridl0k

[jdwarfer]

On the deliver EMP setup mission, I always go on the left side. So I first go on the stairs, and then I kill a guard up there.

Usually, no problem. But I just tried 3 f*cking times and each time, this guard didn't die when I shot him. WHY? WTF. Did R* change anything on that mission?

I hope it's because of some weird lag damn it...

Edited July 3, 2016 by jdwarfer

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

When opponents ahead of you in non-contact competitive races hit a traffic light that hits you and they go through smooth sailing...

[Tonguegirl]

On the deliver EMP setup mission, I always go on the left side. So I first go on the stairs, and then I kill a guard up there.

Usually, no problem. But I just tried 3 f*cking times and each time, this guard didn't die when I shot him. WHY? WTF. Did R* change anything on that mission?

I hope it's because of some weird lag damn it...

 

You too? I thought it was just me.

 

Also 3 times (different set-ups), hit him in the body because it's just easier and the fu*ker just does not die. Even when he starts running a second shot doesn't kill him. I hate that guy. Doesn't happen all the time for some reason.

Version 1.35, nearly 3 years in, and I still can't answer my phone without risking death.

 

 

See also; hanging up and going into the cinematic camera just as a pylon appears.

 

PS this is like strike 87 for my receptionist.

 

I used to do that on Sightseer all the time. Jump in Buzzard to do the hack but pressing the X button for the code sets of the missile. If anything's in front of you BOOM.

[Legomanarthur]

Seems that we can't lose the wanted level from PB finale, again. Had to replay this 5 times with different roles for everyone and still nothing, I even managed to lose it on my last try but the stars magically reappeared, c'mon Rockstar, how come they screw heist missions by releasing cars or unlocking previously available content. Everytime something new is added to the game it somehow affects heists.

[whywontyoulisten]

If you call your free Buzzard whilst at 2874 Hillcrest Avenue, it spawns where cars do, i.e. the driveway of the house up the road. This means the rotor blades are embedded in the wall and it explodes pretty much straight away.

[Shadowfennekin]

That moment you're crossing the road to get to your PV and the cowardly AI starts screaming and swerves into the WRONG lane just to hit you.....

[cjdavies]

Akumas have spoiled missions wuth randoms.

[Arrows to Athens]

Seems that we can't lose the wanted level from PB finale, again. Had to replay this 5 times with different roles for everyone and still nothing, I even managed to lose it on my last try but the stars magically reappeared, c'mon Rockstar, how come they screw heist missions by releasing cars or unlocking previously available content. Everytime something new is added to the game it somehow affects heists.

If it doesn't affect shark card sales, they won't see any reason to fix it.

[TKDSnovelist]

 

Seems that we can't lose the wanted level from PB finale, again. Had to replay this 5 times with different roles for everyone and still nothing, I even managed to lose it on my last try but the stars magically reappeared, c'mon Rockstar, how come they screw heist missions by releasing cars or unlocking previously available content. Everytime something new is added to the game it somehow affects heists.

If it doesn't affect shark card sales, they won't see any reason to fix it.

 

 

Sad but true.

[cjdavies]

Heist leader wondering why people are not accepting 10% while they have 70% for Pacific Standard.

 

Finally gives it too 40/20/20/20 (I would be happy with 15%), all ready and quickly tries it again at 70/10/10/10 we all then go not ready, and on mic he is like 'no, no' and quits

Edited July 3, 2016 by cjdavies