The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Angelababy16]

-.- Had to wait for queue for 3 minutes and it says internet error and I have to return to GTA V v_v

[j0hn_d0e]

My latest moan is about CEO's and their bitches who start squealing when I hunt them down relentlessly and destroy their "speshul" cargos.

 

That's what we're meant to do you monumental piece of dog jobby.

 

Srsly though....R* huh?

[TCA]

Was doing power play 3 with a crew member and two randoms, one of them after getting killed by us started using a lag switch to try and win. He was moving fine with out insane stutter etc up to the previous point earlier. We still was coming out on top though, on the last round it split us up and left me with the cheater and the other guy... I didn't stay f*ck that.

 

If you have to use bitch moves bc you're afraid of losing your a poor sport and f*cking pathetic.

[Cackling Jack]

Why have I got to prove myself against scrubs (not saying everybody is a scrub) in pvp all the time? You get some decent people saying good game but 90 percent of the time its wannabes. Just fu*k off.

 

rant over#

[Non Funkable Token]

Why does my assistant only call me bout special items when I'm in an invite only session? For f*ck's sake... Haven't gotten a single special item.

 

Because CEO is supposed to be played in public sessHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[CrissRiot]

Logged into GTAO today, and notice my 811s not near me. Call my mechanic. Says he cant get to it. Im downtown Los Santos. Hmm. Ok, call up Mors. Mors never picks up, so no cars are destroyed. Ok, so drive down to Richards Majestic, pop into my garage. Look at my 811 spot. It's empty.

The game deleted my god damn Pfister 811. f*ck.

Sent a ticket in earlier, and am still waiting for a reply. f*ck.

Edited July 2, 2016 by CrissRiot

[Coleco]

Hostile NPC helicopters that ram you.

 

Abysmal AI is abysmal

[Horse_With_No_Name]

Today I ran into an invincible target in Head Hunter

 

He fleed from the armored car and I ran him over at high speed. No death.

 

I empty a whole mag of carbine, he doesn't even fall.

 

100 Minigun bullets to the head. No death.

 

A Molotov and he catches fire and rolls around but doesn't die.

 

GG R*

[Hunter]

Today I ran into an invincible target in Head Hunter

 

He fleed from the armored car and I ran him over at high speed. No death.

 

I empty a whole mag of carbine, he doesn't even fall.

 

100 Minigun bullets to the head. No death.

 

A Molotov and he catches fire and rolls around but doesn't die.

 

GG R*

I could've sworn one of the target's guards survived a Buzzard's missile once.

 

Those AI guys are really getting out of hand.

[Tonguegirl]

 

Today I ran into an invincible target in Head Hunter

 

He fleed from the armored car and I ran him over at high speed. No death.

 

I empty a whole mag of carbine, he doesn't even fall.

 

100 Minigun bullets to the head. No death.

 

A Molotov and he catches fire and rolls around but doesn't die.

 

GG R*

I could've sworn one of the target's guards survived a Buzzard's missile once.

 

Those AI guys are really getting out of hand.

 

 

Try six missiles from a Lazer and 3 strafing runs. Fu*kers are hard as nails

[Kushology]

I picked a bad time to hit this level. Having trouble staying in lobbies more than 5mins..

 

 

I've taken my mission outfit off since then tbf

Had same issue when I hit 420. Lol.

[Robaldinio]

Snipe a Buzzard pilot twice. Dude just flies away.

 

Used to believe it wasn't even possible to shoot a jet pilot until I saw a video on here. Don't know why it's so hard for my heavy sniper to kill.

 

 

...

 

Another thing: You can't take cover on the Tug. You can stand behind a wall, but not lean against them, shoot around them or avoid the Snacks animations

For real. I did a tug delivery solo and somehow survived three waves of seasharks and Buzzards.

Edited July 2, 2016 by Robaldinio

[Gridl0k]

 

Why the hell did R* decide to use a button that has several other functions be the quickstart for CEO?

 

Log onto session. Retire as CEO, enable passive. Turn the brights on in my car, back to being a CEO.

I hate when I just spawn and end up jumping back in the shower when I become a CEO again.

 

 

First thing I do in an aircraft is kill the lights.

 

I've re-entered my office soooo many times.

[SeveralChickens]

My latest moan is about CEO's and their bitches who start squealing when I hunt them down relentlessly and destroy their "speshul" cargos.

 

That's what we're meant to do you monumental piece of dog jobby.

 

Srsly though....R* huh?

 

When you cost people potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars, not to mention hours of their time, of course they're going to bitch. There's no reason to destroy people's cargo other than to be a dick, period. Just because the game prompts you to do it, doesn't mean you have to. Think for yourself.

 

I'm convinced that people that go around destroying special cargo for sh*ts n giggles are sociopaths.

[Kushology]

 

Another thing: You can't take cover on the Tug. You can stand behind a wall, but not lean against them, shoot around them or avoid the Snacks animations

For real. I did a tug delivery solo and somehow survived three waves of seasharks and Buzzards.Not sure if known...

 

Aim your weapon and you can restore health without animation. Very handy for heist setups and all.

 

And the tug is so damn slow. I've only driven it twice, but still, it takes 5~ minutes to drive like 2 miles. It's even worse if the waves are bad.

Edited July 2, 2016 by Kushology

[AUScowboy]

Naw, they're just trolls. In this day in age, trolls proliferate like the plague..

[Mervz789]

 

My latest moan is about CEO's and their bitches who start squealing when I hunt them down relentlessly and destroy their "speshul" cargos.

 

That's what we're meant to do you monumental piece of dog jobby.

 

Srsly though....R* huh?

 

When you cost people potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars, not to mention hours of their time, of course they're going to bitch. There's no reason to destroy people's cargo other than to be a dick, period. Just because the game prompts you to do it, doesn't mean you have to. Think for yourself.

 

I'm convinced that people that go around destroying special cargo for sh*ts n giggles are sociopaths.

 

bro it's funny XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

(if you think this is serious please seek medical help)

[whywontyoulisten]

When you cost people potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars, not to mention hours of their time, of course they're going to bitch. There's no reason to destroy people's cargo other than to be a dick, period. Just because the game prompts you to do it, doesn't mean you have to. Think for yourself.

 

I'm convinced that people that go around destroying special cargo for sh*ts n giggles are sociopaths.

 

What about people who follow special cargo deliveries in a Hydra, but never actually attack?

[Viciadogames]

Ps plus membership ended, can't play. Oh well, this game's boring as f*ck anyway.

[Non Funkable Token]

Lombank office, told the assistant to bring my Carbonizzare. Carbo spawns in Chumash, in the beach.

 

Seriously, I need the "guns in office" glitch. Like NOW

[Gridl0k]

I'd settle for a roll of duct tape

[Robaldinio]

 

 

Why the hell did R* decide to use a button that has several other functions be the quickstart for CEO?

 

Log onto session. Retire as CEO, enable passive. Turn the brights on in my car, back to being a CEO.

I hate when I just spawn and end up jumping back in the shower when I become a CEO again.

 

 

First thing I do in an aircraft is kill the lights.

 

I've re-entered my office soooo many times.

 

OMG I have done this far too often. I think I've learned now though as I haven't done it for a while.

[JakeHorgrove]

 

Doing my daily objectives, coming up on the 500k, one more day to go. I get 2 of my objectives done, now just have to kill a revealed player.

 

All of a sudden I get an error I've never seen before. "Disconnected from host, can't find another host." Game kicks me back to single player, getting the saving failed Rockstar services message. It's 1 in the morning, pretty sure objectives reset at 2am.

 

I try resetting my modem but no luck. I call Comcast and a machine tells me that there's an outage in my area that will b fixed by 6am.

 

I patiently wait for my internet to work to ge t this bonus but I end up falling asleep in my chair. Wake up at 2:15 am with my internet now working. f*ck you Comcast. Never had a problem with my internet like this. Conspiracy or not? Lol

In the past a similar thing happened to me but it was due to the game glitching, however I contacted Rockstar support and they gave me 500k compensation.

I told them what happened and they said something along the lines of "due to the number of false reports we can't verify your claim". I'd have more respect if they'd just call me a liar.

 

What do false reports and cheaters have to do with my legitimate gripe? What did you say to them to get the 500,000?

 

I also noticed that I didn't get a reply by email, I had to go onto rockstar support and see a reply by Zendesk in the post and they closed my ticket.

 

This is a bad sign. Zendesk was the support for Real Racing 3 after they went freemium and stopped listening to the fans and only cared about cash. They actually shut the forums down because people called them out too much on the freemium. This fact leads me to believe that GTAOnline is officially done being cared about from a quality standpoint by Rockstar. Smh Rockstar. Can't wait for Skyrim remastered.

Edited July 2, 2016 by JakeHorgrove

[Hunter]

Well this didn't quite go to plan:

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Well this didn't quite go to plan:

 

I can understand ripping a wing off under high G-force (yes this can happen IRL if you go past a planes G-force limit), but it just simply fell off. Who the f*ck is fired?

[Hunter]

I can understand ripping a wing off under high G-force (yes this can happen IRL if you go past a planes G-force limit), but it just simply fell off. Who the f*ck is fired?

 

I guess the duct tape holding it together got loose somehow.

[ash-274]

 

When you cost people potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars, not to mention hours of their time, of course they're going to bitch. There's no reason to destroy people's cargo other than to be a dick, period. Just because the game prompts you to do it, doesn't mean you have to. Think for yourself.

 

I'm convinced that people that go around destroying special cargo for sh*ts n giggles are sociopaths.

 

What about people who follow special cargo deliveries in a Hydra, but never actually attack?

 

Actually, I did that once.

Not to be a d*ck to the CEO, but to defend against others in the lobby.

Another jet and at least one Savage-flying player in the lobby never made a move toward the cargo. Probably figured I had already claimed the kill or didn't want to attempt a "fair fight".

[TKDSnovelist]

 

Well this didn't quite go to plan:

 

I can understand ripping a wing off under high G-force (yes this can happen IRL if you go past a planes G-force limit), but it just simply fell off. Who the f*ck is fired?

 

 

[Mr_Zombly]

still no ground fireworks! and they promised them for valentines day...

[EkaSwede]

Well this didn't quite go to plane:

 

Well that's just plane stupid.