The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Tonguegirl]

It's been said before and it's going to be said again.

 

- Fu*k the fu*king cops in this game.

 

- Fu*k the fu*king NPC traffic in this game, and last but not least

 

- Fu*k the fu*king lag in this game.

 

Thanks for listening, Peace

Edited July 1, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[Mini Madrazo]

Swear I race against six year olds whether I'm in the lead or not every time I race.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Staying back and avoiding/seeing messy collisions is the funniest sh*t tho.

[Sugarfoot]

Guy runs me over in a mission because I wouldn't get in his car. He was driving a karuma too in the mission.

Edited July 1, 2016 by UNRULYWOE

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Relentless trolls. Get out.

[Tails Prower]

So I buy 3 crates for my warehouse near el burro heights (I think that's it) And the truck spawn in the parking lot behind the Airport LSC, about next to MY OTHER WAREHOUSE!

 

WHY CAN I NOT TAKE THAT CARGO AND JAM IT TO THAT WAREHOUSE? WHY MUST SPECIAL CARGO BE TIED TO THE WAREHOUSE YOU MADE THE ORDER FROM. **** FLEXIBILITY, THAT'S WHY.

 

Yes that is stupid, the game should have been done to adapt and pick the closest warehouse to the goods for you to deliver to in my opinion.

[_PANiC_]

It's been said before and it's going to be said again.

 

- Fu*k the fu*king cops in this game.

 

- Fu*k the fu*king NPC traffic in this game, and last but not least

 

- Fu*k the fu*king lag in this game.

 

Thanks for listening, Peace

xbox one?. Lag is soo bad this week

[Sugarfoot]

Just emailed Rockstar asking for a difficulty feature to be added when joining hiest/contact missions. I only want to play on hard. Anything else is a waste of time. Plus bad sport points for leaving jobs is a bit silly to have at this point in the game.

Edited July 1, 2016 by UNRULYWOE

[AUScowboy]

Yeah, a lot of times i just close the entire app so i don't risk losing my commend discount again.

[Cackling Jack]

It's been said before and it's going to be said again.

 

- Fu*k the fu*king cops in this game.

 

- Fu*k the fu*king NPC traffic in this game, and last but not least

 

- Fu*k the fu*king lag in this game.

 

Thanks for listening, Peace

 

Even worse when you pay lester to get the cops off you 5 seconds later they are back on you!

[SoDank_ItPainsMe]

WHY CAN WE NOT PAINT THE MOTHERf*ckING SOVEREIGN ROCKSTAR YOU SONS OF WHORES

 

Also I wil take this opportunity to bitch and moan about the forum censorship, f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck c*nty f*cking f*ck, * makes it okay.

Edited July 1, 2016 by SoDank_ItPainsMe

[Eliz]

Oh my God, why o why can't I remove the spoiler or have a spoiler-less version of the Pfister 811, R*? Didn't they learn anything from the comet's spoiler?

 

It's like they heard general community's criticisms about comet's spoiler and thought releasing a long awaited new Pfister car with an irremovable spoiler would please the community. God, why do they make such stupid decisions while designing cars? Is just beyond me. I'll never be able to understand their tactics.

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

Yanks? WTF?

 

 

'MERICA!!! f*ck YEAH!!!!!!!

 

 

God damn , Limey, red coats.......still talking.

That 200 year old asswhooping still stinging?

Lol.

Edited July 1, 2016 by WATTSNATIONALIST

[TKDSnovelist]

Yanks would be nothing without the glorious germans.

[Hunter]

Americans and the English are both reskinned versions of the same people, as are people from other nations.

 

This is meant to be a peaceful thread of b*tching and moaning, why derail it?

Edited July 1, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[sreyazsec]

God some of you guys are giant, stinking arseholes.

 

There's my bitch and moan. I come across GTA douchebags slinging around their nationality to seem 'cool' whilst badmouthing people from different countries (I've dealt with that more than once). Meh, f*ck off.

Edited July 1, 2016 by ceszayers

[afriendlyreddot]

 

It's been said before and it's going to be said again.

 

- Fu*k the fu*king cops in this game.

 

- Fu*k the fu*king NPC traffic in this game, and last but not least

 

- Fu*k the fu*king lag in this game.

 

Thanks for listening, Peace

 

Even worse when you pay lester to get the cops off you 5 seconds later they are back on you!

 

Yup, few things more infuriating than paying 600 to drop a wanted level so you can go about your day only to get a star right back for no apparent reason.

[Gridl0k]

I picked a bad time to hit this level. Having trouble staying in lobbies more than 5mins..

 

 

I've taken my mission outfit off since then tbf

Edited July 1, 2016 by Gridl0k

[Sugarfoot]

Guy runs me over in insurgent while I'm shooting NPCs in a contact mission and kills me. Only reason I know it was intentional because he parked on top of me till I died

 

I get in my insurgent after I respawn and blow up objective. He and others keep restarting. I keep blowing up objective each time out of spite for people wanting to play with a troll.

 

After about 10 times no one click's to restart mission except the troll. We get sent to the "pick mission" menu. Lol he was pissed towards the end and muted me.

 

I hate trolls.

Edited July 1, 2016 by UNRULYWOE

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So my friend might be f*cked, He can't spawn in his office anymore, and when in a public match it claims, he must be in a public match to do CEO work, dispite being in a Public.

 

Edit: 15 matches later it finally lets him do CEO work...this game.....

Edited July 1, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz

[CrysisAverted]

go online

walk out of office

get call from secretary about special crate

walk right back in

I got trolled again

 

srsly 5 f*cking trolls in a row

[Mr_Zombly]

trying to make money

start exec search

this happens

 

holy sh*t ur character is so fed up that it looks as if he just f*cking leans back and starts shouting at the sky.

[20451ecneps]

go online

walk out of office

get call from secretary about special crate

walk right back in

I got trolled again

 

srsly 5 f*cking trolls in a row

 

She really wants those f*cking shares.

 

Seriously, $300 a day just for being a snack vendor and she has the nerve to ask for more.

 

Well, she is useful for retrieving my vehicle from the impound, but I'm sure that she just calls someone else to have them do it.

 

Either way, she's greedy...

 

 

Edited July 2, 2016 by SPENCE15

[Hunter]

My heart just sinks so badly when I start a cargo collection mission and see this:

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

My heart just sinks so badly when I start a cargo collection mission and see this:

 

"Meanwhile on The Division"

 

I'm sitting here Screaming at the "Random Number Gods", just give me my Soild Stock MP5 already.

Edited July 2, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz

[Non Funkable Token]

The assistant trolling reached a new level. I buy 3 normal crates, go to the roof to get my Buzzard, she tells me the same usual bullsh*t about the location, okay. 10 seconds later she call me again about the special item....... I go back to the office to see if I can buy it for the other warehouse, but nope, you can't buy more crates when you are already picking some. Good game

Edited July 2, 2016 by Perez84

[CrysisAverted]

guy starts sh*t
I start killing him

he kills himself to keep me from killing him

his name is captainautism69

[Irish45455]

Why does my assistant only call me bout special items when I'm in an invite only session? For f*ck's sake... Haven't gotten a single special item.

[Hunter]

Why does my assistant only call me bout special items when I'm in an invite only session? For f*ck's sake... Haven't gotten a single special item.

She/he would only be trolling you anyway. I got two prank calls today.

[No Use For A Name]

Why the hell did R* decide to use a button that has several other functions be the quickstart for CEO?

 

Log onto session. Retire as CEO, enable passive. Turn the brights on in my car, back to being a CEO.

[Hunter]

Why the hell did R* decide to use a button that has several other functions be the quickstart for CEO?

 

Log onto session. Retire as CEO, enable passive. Turn the brights on in my car, back to being a CEO.

I hate when I just spawn and end up jumping back in the shower when I become a CEO again.