The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Nerfgoth]

Why cant we change ours warehouses? Whant to change the sizes of them!

[InYeezusWeTrust]

Trying to explain to non English speaking heists host the purpose of player saved outfits is always fun...

 

That is all

[Nerfgoth]

And where is my limo? Im a CEO and dont whant to ride a taxi!

[Shadowfennekin]

I wish you could still call your Assistant to get your impounded vehicle when you're not a CEO and working for somebody else.

[fw3]

I don't like to complain too often, but one thing that really bothers me is WEAK players.

Not the kind that aren't good at the game and that are easy to kill, no... not them.

I mean the kind that go Off Radar and blow up your third crate, when you're the only two people in the session and are both CEOs.
Instead of doing his own work, this one toolbag chose to interfere with me.

Makes no sense.

So, after killing him repeatedly (because he was that kind of weak, too), he began his own VIP work (Hostile Takeover).

I went Off Radar, killed him, took the briefcase and got miles away from him, about to complete the job when – he quits. "VIP Work Over. Your rival gang has left the session."
I got $4,000 for my effort, but what a pussywillow.

Anyhow, sorry to complain. Just really got my armpit hairs in a bungle. Cheers!

[mareepx]

Team balancing is absolutely f*cking broken beyond f*cking belief. First match starts as 6v6 and by end of first round is 6v2. Total blowout as one might expect. And on that aircraft carrier, where people go on the top and hide behind what I assume are spotlights, is broken too. They can shoot from behind them, but it's extremely difficult to hit them. It's more or less equivalent to the classic headglitch in COD.

 

So, I get ready to stick out the next match. A guy leaves and then two more join. It makes it 5v4, keeping the five left out of the six who stomped the remnants of my team together, and putting me with the sole remaining teammate from last game and a rank 800 who was clearly fake because he was total garbage and someone else. Get stomped again.

 

Final Power Play of the playlist comes up, makes it the exact same 5v4. How the f*ck is that team balancing, Rockstar? Explain to me how keeping the victorious five who murdered us in matches 1 and 2 on the same team and keeping the same team of four who got f*cked by them together is balancing? Left as soon as I saw the teams. Not putting up with that sh*t.

 

Some very dodgy things in the mode too, which I mainly attribute to connection. Namely, I kept on having sniper duels with this one guy who I totally swear I hit in the head and never seemed to die in one shot and then of course he got me. But he was the host, so I assume it's a classic case of host advantage. The pill power up (I forget the name) is ridiculous, emptied two mags into a guy across from me who was shooting at my teammates and didn't roll once and he tanked it all. Connection also likely explains the fact that when I spawn in I seem to instantly be able to be shot and killed whilst when enemies spawn they flash for a couple of seconds and are immune to being damaged.

 

Can't stand how awkward grenades are to throw. Some pieces of cover just won't let you throw it around a corner like you could in GTA 4. And the arc is very weak.

 

Went to try and calm down in a good old race. 10 seconds out front on Congestion Charge in my new X80 (love that thing) and the host quits, and because the host left the session everyone gets disconnected. f*cking c*nt. Not mad about missing out on the payout but I rightfully f*cking deserve another win for my record for that and that's what annoys me.

[PetrolCB]

Selling off my warehouses, end up getting stuck with the Titan crate drop, first time doing this. Altitude/cops thing is a real bastard of a challenge. I'm losing the cops in Paletto over the ocean, seems like all is well. I head to the Saw Mill, drop a crate. The flare smoke is obscuring the smokestack and I end up smacking right into it, wedging the plane in the mill. The thing explodes and all 111 crates are destroyed. Brilliant.

[fw3]

Selling off my warehouses, end up getting stuck with the Titan crate drop, first time doing this. Altitude/cops thing is a real bastard of a challenge. I'm losing the cops in Paletto over the ocean, seems like all is well. I head to the Saw Mill, drop a crate. The flare smoke is obscuring the smokestack and I end up smacking right into it, wedging the plane in the mill. The thing explodes and all 111 crates are destroyed. Brilliant.

Lesson here: smoking kills, kids.

Edited June 25, 2016 by fw3

[blaer]

if i enter the warehouse where i arrived in my PV, once i exit, the PV spawn at the docks, every time.

[cjdavies]

Do a heist set-up, await next one and invite never arrives = leader does not the invite all from last heist option.

[20451ecneps]

I don't like to complain too often, but one thing that really bothers me is WEAK players.

 

Not the kind that aren't good at the game and that are easy to kill, no... not them.

 

I mean the kind that go Off Radar and blow up your third crate, when you're the only two people in the session and are both CEOs.

Instead of doing his own work, this one toolbag chose to interfere with me.

 

Makes no sense.

 

So, after killing him repeatedly (because he was that kind of weak, too), he began his own VIP work (Hostile Takeover).

 

I went Off Radar, killed him, took the briefcase and got miles away from him, about to complete the job when – he quits. "VIP Work Over. Your rival gang has left the session."

I got $4,000 for my effort, but what a pussywillow.

 

Anyhow, sorry to complain. Just really got my armpit hairs in a bungle. Cheers!

 

Some CEO's priorities are questionable at best.

 

OT: I just now realized that the guy in your profile picture blinks.

 

 

Well, the more you know...

 

[A Maned Wolf]

So, honking my horn at a rent-a-cop for blocking the gate at the Noose building equals a one star and a bullet to the face...

Yeah, why do I play this game again? Someone please remind me.

[Saddy606yu]

I'm losing my f*cking patience with Rockstar, seriously...

 

I logged in and decided to play "Power Play" (cause it's the best adv. mode they've released so far imo), so I find one through Quick Jobs and it turns out to be the one at the prison.

 

I decide to give it a shot, so I play and things seem to be going okay at first.

 

Then it gets to a point in the game where the other team is lagging like a bunch of f*cktards with garbage internet and just teleporting from one spot to the other.

 

Then one of my teammates ends up leaving a while after the sh*t-storm came floating our way.

 

So now we're outnumbered with 3 on the other team and two on mine. F*cking stupendous, right?!

 

But, just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, the game starts to go on a frenzy of just spawning me near the enemy team almost every single time I respawn. WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK, ROCKSTAR?!!

 

One good example (out of plenty) would be when me and this other player ended up killing each other at the exact same time:

 

 

And then the game decides that it would be best if it spawned me and him right next to each other:

 

 

ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME, ROCKSTAR?!

 

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU GET YOUR F*CKING HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND FIX YOUR BROKEN MESS OF A GAME?!

 

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THE AMOUNT OF BULLSH*T THAT OCCURS IN THIS GAME, IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE PATHETIC WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT!

 

AND ALSO, IF YOU'RE GONNA PUSH ALL THIS PVP CONTENT SH*T, THEN YOU WOULD THINK THAT YOU F*CKERS WOULD WANNA FIX THE BROKEN PVP IN THIS GAME!

 

SHOCKER, RIGHT?!

 

WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?!

 

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SH*TTY "SERVERS" YOU GUYS HAVE!

 

DISCONNECT HERE, DISCONNECT THERE, DISCONNECTS F*CKING EVERYWHERE!!!

 

IT'S CLEAR TO ME THAT ROCKSTAR JUST CANNOT MAINTAIN AN ONLINE GAME!

 

Worst part about it all to me, is that this will do nothing, this sh*t will more than likely never be fixed!

 

Because it seems like they couldn't give a f*ck less at this point!

 

Alright, rant over...

 

 

Wow, I feel much better now...venting works wonders.

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So, honking my horn at a rent-a-cop for blocking the gate at the Noose building equals a one star and a bullet to the face...

Yeah, why do I play this game again? Someone please remind me.

Because no one else has put out a GTA Clone worth three s*its, two Damns, and a F*ck since Saints Row 2, meanwhile APB Reloaded on Xbox one had a chance (tho 6 years old) to be that game, but fell straight to the bottom floor of hell out the gate with problems (have more then 20 people on your block and/or friends list, you can't play the game because of the most retarded, facepaw and plam worthy bug of all time). Edited June 26, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz

[LahTigre]

Trying to do associate work and getting sh*t from a jet griefer is the worst. I ended up getting pinned away from my organization under a carport, and getting stabbed to death by a off-the-radar goon from the pilot's crew, because I was distracted by constant strafing and the desire to escape.

Edited June 26, 2016 by LahTigre

[Hunter]

Trying to do associate work and getting sh*t from a jet griefer is the worst. I ended up getting pinned away from my organization under a carport, and getting stabbed to death by a off-the-radar goon from the pilot's crew, because I was distracted by constant strafing and the desire to escape.

That's the worst. I've been in sh*tty situations with guys like that.

 

I hope the bast**d gets horrendously tormented by jets himself the next session he goes in. Actually, he'd probably just go passive.

 

No, what he needs is to be stuck in some kind of real life, eternally repeating $$$$+RP deathmatch. The closest thing to a modern recreation of hell.

Edited June 26, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Coleco]

Played CEO missions as an associate in Free Aim Lobbies - had some pretty good sessions with co-operative players and CEOs who switched constantly between cargo runs and VIP work.

 

Played CEO missions as an associate in Auto Aim Lobbies - it's just monkeys flinging sh*t at each other. No cargo runs, no VIP work. Just the same old PvP.

 

I know where I'll be staying from now on.

[TKDSnovelist]

 

Trying to do associate work and getting sh*t from a jet griefer is the worst. I ended up getting pinned away from my organization under a carport, and getting stabbed to death by a off-the-radar goon from the pilot's crew, because I was distracted by constant strafing and the desire to escape.

That's the worst. I've been in sh*tty situations with guys like that.

 

I hope the bast**d gets horrendously tormented by jets himself the next session he goes in. Actually, he's probably just go passive.

 

No, what he needs is to be stuck in some kind of real life, eternally repeating $$$$+RP deathmatch. The closest thing to a modern recreation of hell.

 

 

Reallife $$$$+RP deathmatch? Like, dropping him in a cage with Brock Lesnar? Then repeat with Anthony Joshua & Fedor? And all over again?

 

Sounds good to me.

[DangerZ0neX]

So, honking my horn at a rent-a-cop for blocking the gate at the Noose building equals a one star and a bullet to the face...

Yeah, why do I play this game again? Someone please remind me.

Love-hate relationship and the nostalgia of how the game could've been better, I guess? I certainly feel that way.

[zoso80]

Pussy Mode? You FAIL at life. Try again. Passive Mode is legit.

 

You got owned, simple. Don't allow yourself to be owned next time.

Remove passive mode because ppl abuse it too much. Some asshole killed me and stole my helicopter and then went pussy mode so I can't get revenge on him

[20451ecneps]

 

Pussy Mode? You FAIL at life. Try again. Passive Mode is legit.

 

You got owned, simple. Don't allow yourself to be owned next time.

Remove passive mode because ppl abuse it too much. Some asshole killed me and stole my helicopter and then went pussy mode so I can't get revenge on him

 

 

Looks like Sentinel hit a nerve...

 

Also, this just gives me the impression that you're someone who abuses passive mode as well.

[TCA]

Guy just sent me a kissy face -_-

[DiemessGTA]

Unacceptable Rockstar*

This is where my cargo plane spawned when trying to sell crates...

https://twitter.com/niknaks_23/status/746953463129477121

[EvilPickle12]

Idk if my internet is worse than a potato, or R* servers are bad as me on relationships, but i'll stop playing until the servers get better. Got disconnected 2 times in less than 10 minutes

[Black Terminator]

Idk if my internet is worse than a potato, or R* servers are bad as me on relationships, but i'll stop playing until the servers get better. Got disconnected 2 times in less than 10 minutes

Got disconnect from the sessions 4 times a day since last week.

[Wallace21]

hate the amount of money i waste in LSC, let us try before we buy you horrible cash grabbing lemons.

[Slonitram]

Why the hell does the ground team always take so long to do their job at the prison? Also, why do police helicopters literally come out of Neptune's asshole when you're flying in the ocean to avoid them? Complaints I should've made (and probably made) a year ago, but still.

Edited June 26, 2016 by TheSadisticOwl

[zoso80]

Ah, more FAIL. Nice try, but I don't abuse passive at all. I use it as intended. I can't stand PVP sh*t, so at times I roll in open lobbies in passive just doing my thing.

 

"Pussy Mode" is the wording of a PVP hyperknucklehead that doesn't understand or respect it's use for non-PVP players. The type of thinking that GTA is only about killing. That's what drew my ire - the limited and simplistic understanding of what this game is. Passive mode has it's uses for people who don't play this as a urban combat simulator or griefing tool. "Pussy Mode" is a term that only idiots use.

 

Maybe you ought to think of a few more possibilities before you make silly statements in open forum?

 

 

 

 

Pussy Mode? You FAIL at life. Try again. Passive Mode is legit.

 

You got owned, simple. Don't allow yourself to be owned next time.

Remove passive mode because ppl abuse it too much. Some asshole killed me and stole my helicopter and then went pussy mode so I can't get revenge on him

 

 

Looks like Sentinel hit a nerve...

 

Also, this just gives me the impression that you're someone who abuses passive mode as well.

 

Edited June 26, 2016 by zoso80

[Handsome Jack]

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Edited June 25, 2018 by THC

[am30]

Power Play was embarrassing to play. Is this really the best Rockstar can do?

 

 

 

Idk if my internet is worse than a potato, or R* servers are bad as me on relationships, but i'll stop playing until the servers get better. Got disconnected 2 times in less than 10 minutes

Got disconnect from the sessions 4 times a day since last week.

 

 

I have a potato connection and hardly get disconnected since changing the cable that runs from my router to my Xbone.