The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Cavot]

Don't ask me how, but somehow one of my crates got stuck under the map...Seriously, what the f*ck?

[Hunter]

Bleh:

 

[ThaBirdCoot]

Just realised you can't even shoot the compact rifle from the back of a Bison. But you can on bikes... total nonsense.

[Medin3M]

 

JOIN ADVERSARY RHINO TANK TODAY !!! PLAYER USING GOD MOD I HIT HIM 10 TIMES WITH TANK AND HE DIDN'T BLOW UP !! LOL

MODDERS ARE BACKKKK

THANKS R* !!

 

Could you have made that any bigger/brighter?

 

no because it's very important

[Black Terminator]

For f*cking sakes, I already know that the Grotti X80 Proto is out, I don't need to know that every time I land in a session.

[Sky_Light12]

Bleh:

 

there is just small puff of smoke before you're getting into your seat

[SinZer0s]

Bleh:

 

what is wrong with your game?

[Cackling Jack]

Man the pvp sucks arse! All I had tonight was suicide wankers blowing themselves up or taking the easy way out when I get two shots on them. Fu*k its annoying! Take a bullet and swallow your bloody pride like the rest of us! #rant over

[Hunter]

 

Oh come on! They even had the nerve to take one of my crates:

 

[jdv95]

 

Oh come on! They even had the nerve to take one of my crates:

 

that's why i play this game less and less. some might call me a hater f*cktard for this post but i have better standards then a glitchfull mess.

[Voit Turyv]

 

Oh come on! They even had the nerve to take one of my crates:

 

Your cop outfit being worn all the time seems to be a catalyst for those glitches. And this might be the reason for it to be blacklisted in the first place.

 

Edited June 24, 2016 by Shao Kahn

[rlk232]

I've emptied both my warehouses in the past 24 hours without picking up hardly any crates, so tonight will be a grindfest of crate collection, which sucks. I'll definitely need to put a TV show on my laptop or I won't be able to get through it...

[hyperar]

that's why i play this game less and less. some might call me a hater f*cktard for this post but i have better standards then a glitchfull mess.

We all know who will call you that

[20451ecneps]

I'm losing my f*cking patience with Rockstar, seriously...

 

I logged in and decided to play "Power Play" (cause it's the best adv. mode they've released so far imo), so I find one through Quick Jobs and it turns out to be the one at the prison.

 

I decide to give it a shot, so I play and things seem to be going okay at first.

 

Then it gets to a point in the game where the other team is lagging like a bunch of f*cktards with garbage internet and just teleporting from one spot to the other.

 

Then one of my teammates ends up leaving a while after the sh*t-storm came floating our way.

 

So now we're outnumbered with 3 on the other team and two on mine. F*cking stupendous, right?!

 

But, just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, the game starts to go on a frenzy of just spawning me near the enemy team almost every single time I respawn. WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK, ROCKSTAR?!!

 

One good example (out of plenty) would be when me and this other player ended up killing each other at the exact same time:

 

 

And then the game decides that it would be best if it spawned me and him right next to each other:

 

 

ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME, ROCKSTAR?!

 

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU GET YOUR F*CKING HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND FIX YOUR BROKEN MESS OF A GAME?!

 

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THE AMOUNT OF BULLSH*T THAT OCCURS IN THIS GAME, IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE PATHETIC WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT!

 

AND ALSO, IF YOU'RE GONNA PUSH ALL THIS PVP CONTENT SH*T, THEN YOU WOULD THINK THAT YOU F*CKERS WOULD WANNA FIX THE BROKEN PVP IN THIS GAME!

 

SHOCKER, RIGHT?!

 

WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?!

 

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SH*TTY "SERVERS" YOU GUYS HAVE!

 

DISCONNECT HERE, DISCONNECT THERE, DISCONNECTS F*CKING EVERYWHERE!!!

 

IT'S CLEAR TO ME THAT ROCKSTAR JUST CANNOT MAINTAIN AN ONLINE GAME!

 

Worst part about it all to me, is that this will do nothing, this sh*t will more than likely never be fixed!

 

Because it seems like they couldn't give a f*ck less at this point!

 

Alright, rant over...

 

 

Wow, I feel much better now...venting works wonders.

 

Edited June 24, 2016 by SPENCE15

[CrysisAverted]

go online

want to make money from CEO stuff

lobby is populated

oh whatever under bridges event about to start

call X80 and decide to drive around a little before spawning buzzard

the second I begin to drive forward everybody leaves, event ends, and I collide into the ghost X80 that somebody was driving before everybody disappeared.

[Amy Vinewood]

Wtf Rockstar, seriously? You spawn my delivery plane inside a fence?

 

 

[hyperar]

Wtf Rockstar, seriously? You spawn my delivery plane inside a fence?

 

 

thank god it wasn't a 111 crate sell, i'd still be crying while building a few molotovs and trying to find out where C* offices are

Edited June 24, 2016 by hyperar

[CrysisAverted]

call cab to drive me around delivering crates so I can browse the internet

cab comes out from inside racetrack and hauls ass instead of stopping -.-

[VercettiGuy]

I want that stuff from my office gone now.

 

Does it go away if I buy a completely new office?

 

And can I sell a warehouse? Real waste of money

[mmm chocolate]

yeah really..can we not sell/trade up or down warehouses?

Edited June 24, 2016 by mmm chocolate

[Irish45455]

Was doing crate runs, in me own pub sesh and someone joins and wants to be an associate. We do a few crate runs and then a sh*t load of people join the sesh and everything goes to sh*t. Some dick in a Hydra starts following us and firing missiles. The guy who wanted to be an associate just yells, "F*ck, I can't handle this sh*t! It's too stressful!" and leaves the session. Wow, thanks a lot you gina. I'm left all alone and get the van carrying all three crates blown up and I just say to hell with it and leave. This crate run sh*t in public sessions? Cancer. It's straight up f*cking cancer.

[Sugarfoot]

I've emptied both my warehouses in the past 24 hours without picking up hardly any crates, so tonight will be a grindfest of crate collection, which sucks. I'll definitely need to put a TV show on my laptop or I won't be able to get through it...

I do the same. Netflix/GTA and chill.

[20451ecneps]

I logged in again today and found that all my heavy weapon ammo has disappeared.

(With the exception of the Homing Launcher ammo, but I picked that up in my yacht, so I technically didn't purchase it)

 

 

I'm just gonna let Trevor describe my feelings about this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 24, 2016 by SPENCE15

[High King]

Bought two crates, one fell on top of Eclipse towers, and the other fell on an unreachable balcony, I tried climbing, jumping, falling, etc. Nothing worked.

 

Bought two more crates, and one of the assassination targets fell over and glitched into the wall, I tried explosives, bullets, attack choppers, etc. Nothing worked.

 

I can handle griefers and clueless associates, but this was pretty frustrating. I was thinking about being petty and writing a ticket to Rockstar asking for my 16k back lmao.

Edited June 24, 2016 by High King

[Sugarfoot]

Seriously Rockstar could had a difficulty filter. Tired of joining people playing on easy or normal. Just a waste of time. Even weirder when it's high levels playing like noobs. I suspect some are modded accounts with high levels but really have the skill of a level 10 player.

[DangerZ0neX]

I literally got booted to GTA V the moment I spawned, and there's nothing wrong with my ethernet-plugged internet either, what horsesh*t is this?

[EkaSwede]

I literally got booted to GTA V the moment I spawned, and there's nothing wrong with my ethernet-plugged internet either, what horsesh*t is this?

Well, maybe you were loading for so long, the game decided "You've been idle for too long. Get kicked, son"

[Hunter]

This random invitation says a lot about most of the people making custom content, sadly:

 

[Sentinel Driver]

Remove passive mode because ppl abuse it too much. Some asshole killed me and stole my helicopter and then went pussy mode so I can't get revenge on him

[A Maned Wolf]

Remove passive mode because ppl abuse it too much. Some asshole killed me and stole my helicopter and then went pussy mode so I can't get revenge on him

Personal problem.