The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[CrysisAverted]

destroy parachuting bitch ass npc with savage cannons

 

 

bitch ass npc just f*cking floats there

[Gridl0k]

^ I took their parachute at 1000 feet and when I came back they were running around quite happily.

 

Maybe NPCs actually get reliable reserve chutes?

[ride_the_spiral]

 

Time to buy another controller then.

 

Yep, the fifth one I've had to buy though...not cheap at £60 a time.

 

 

What the hell are you doing to them? I'm still using the one that came with my PS4 on release day.

[Bandersnatch]

Well this was really annoying. Kind of infuriating.

 

Dam what has not happend to you :-(......

[Hunter]

Dam what has not happend to you :-(......

Not a whole lot unfortunately.

 

The other day I got attacked by a ghost too:

 

 

I mean what is that? Shadowoperative coming back to haunt me from beyond the grave?

[Tails Prower]

 

 

Time to buy another controller then.

 

Yep, the fifth one I've had to buy though...not cheap at £60 a time.

 

 

What the hell are you doing to them? I'm still using the one that came with my PS4 on release day.

 

 

That's precisely what I'm trying to figure out! Either my fingers are pressing the buttons too harshly or I'm just on a run of dud controllers...

[JakeHorgrove]

Doing my daily objectives, coming up on the 500k, one more day to go. I get 2 of my objectives done, now just have to kill a revealed player.

 

All of a sudden I get an error I've never seen before. "Disconnected from host, can't find another host." Game kicks me back to single player, getting the saving failed Rockstar services message. It's 1 in the morning, pretty sure objectives reset at 2am.

 

I try resetting my modem but no luck. I call Comcast and a machine tells me that there's an outage in my area that will b fixed by 6am.

 

I patiently wait for my internet to work to ge t this bonus but I end up falling asleep in my chair. Wake up at 2:15 am with my internet now working. f*ck you Comcast. Never had a problem with my internet like this. Conspiracy or not? Lol

[JoeFury1997]

Doing my daily objectives, coming up on the 500k, one more day to go. I get 2 of my objectives done, now just have to kill a revealed player.

 

All of a sudden I get an error I've never seen before. "Disconnected from host, can't find another host." Game kicks me back to single player, getting the saving failed Rockstar services message. It's 1 in the morning, pretty sure objectives reset at 2am.

 

I try resetting my modem but no luck. I call Comcast and a machine tells me that there's an outage in my area that will b fixed by 6am.

 

I patiently wait for my internet to work to ge t this bonus but I end up falling asleep in my chair. Wake up at 2:15 am with my internet now working. f*ck you Comcast. Never had a problem with my internet like this. Conspiracy or not? Lol

 

In the past a similar thing happened to me but it was due to the game glitching, however I contacted Rockstar support and they gave me 500k compensation.

[Non Funkable Token]

 

Time to buy another controller then.

 

Yep, the fifth one I've had to buy though...not cheap at £60 a time.

 

 

That's expensive yup. Can generic controllers work on CG consoles? I'd go for one of those if possible. Shouldn't cost more than 25€ (18 pounds) and get the job done.

[Gridl0k]

https://eu.scufgaming.com/store/scuf-infinity-4ps/

 

If the PS4 controller is as nice as the Xbox Elite controller (which is scuf) then yeah do that.

 

Also spot the trademark-avoiding-weirdness of the 4PS range

[TKDSnovelist]

 

Dam what has not happend to you :-(......

Not a whole lot unfortunately.

 

The other day I got attacked by a ghost too:

 

 

 

I mean what is that? Shadowoperative coming back to haunt me from beyond the grave?

 

 

Be glad it didn't run out, while selling goods with the Titan...

[TeammateHelper]

https://eu.scufgaming.com/store/scuf-infinity-4ps/

 

If the PS4 controller is as nice as the Xbox Elite controller (which is scuf) then yeah do that.

 

Also spot the trademark-avoiding-weirdness of the 4PS range

Aren't those the stupid-expensive controllers?

[Gridl0k]

Not as stupid expensive as 5 genuine ones

[TeammateHelper]

Not as stupid expensive as 5 genuine ones

True, true. Although it's quite weird how easily they broke. I drop mine a lot as well as stupidly toss them against the wall to bounce and land on the table like my phone, but it's still going great.

 

EDIT: Don't judge my throwing the controller. It's reflex from me throwing my phone.

Edited June 23, 2016 by TeammateAssist

[Tails Prower]

Well thank you guys for that link, I don't think that's going to solve my problem though since I'm worried the same thing could happen

with that controller meaning yet more expense, I will come up with a solution, gonna pay a visit to my local computer exchange shop

as might be able to get a second hand one for a bit less than new price.

[Medin3M]

JOIN ADVERSARY RHINO TANK TODAY !!! PLAYER USING GOD MOD I HIT HIM 10 TIMES WITH TANK AND HE DIDN'T BLOW UP !! LOL

MODDERS ARE BACKKKK

THANKS R* !!

[Tails Prower]

JOIN ADVERSARY RHINO TANK TODAY !!! PLAYER USING GOD MOD I HIT HIM 10 TIMES WITH TANK AND HE DIDN'T BLOW UP !! LOL

MODDERS ARE BACKKKK

THANKS R* !!

 

Could you have made that any bigger/brighter?

[ride_the_spiral]

 

 

 

Time to buy another controller then.

 

Yep, the fifth one I've had to buy though...not cheap at £60 a time.

 

 

What the hell are you doing to them? I'm still using the one that came with my PS4 on release day.

 

 

That's precisely what I'm trying to figure out! Either my fingers are pressing the buttons too harshly or I'm just on a run of dud controllers...

 

 

You either have a hockey temper or you're the strongest man alive

[20451ecneps]

Waited 10 minutes for the host to start the LTS, only to have this happen once he did:

 

 

ffs Rockstar...

Edited June 23, 2016 by SPENCE15

[A.I.R]

Waited 10 minutes for the host to start the LTS, only to have this happen once he did:

 

 

ffs Rockstar...

What the hell happend

[CrysisAverted]

Working as assistant cuz why not

CEO walks out of office

runs to elevator and spawns us on helipad

wondering why the f*ck ceo is leaving in such a rush when nothing seems to be going on

he signals me to fly

float around wondering wtf

message him "wut we doin"

suddenly hot property

fly over to hot property

wait for CEO to steal hot property

he aint getting it

I take it

instantly get message saying theres some jewels in that vinewood mansion with bodies

 

Thanks R* for making me look like a stupid

 

 

deliver hot property

get told by CEO to pick up remaining crates

rush over

get to crate

CEO delivers 1 crate and kills himself

right as I pick up crate CEO has left session

 

Quality R* stuff, costing everybody money with their buggy trash

[20451ecneps]

 

Waited 10 minutes for the host to start the LTS, only to have this happen once he did:

 

 

ffs Rockstar...

What the hell happend

 

 

Apparently, the lobby split after it just started.

[CrysisAverted]

some low level fa**ot blows up my crate

leaves before I can punish him

[Shadowfennekin]

I kinda wish you could see people delivering crates while you're doing a VIP work and viceversa.

Another organization was coming into my circle and I rigged the road with stickies and blew them up. When I looked at the wreckage I noticed a Brickade and felt bad, especially after the CEO sent me a text asking why I did that.

And if he saw a search circle was there, I bet he'd have avoided it.

 

Waited 10 minutes for the host to start the LTS, only to have this happen once he did:

 

 

ffs Rockstar...

 

Wish that sh*t would happen right after I finally can start the annoying Capture DO and DMs. It'd still count as playing

[M.K.N.]

Why can't we have nice things like DLC vehicles for us to steal and maybe sell?

 

Edited June 23, 2016 by M.K.N.

[Irish45455]

If I tell you I've gotten you a rare car after you hit me up on one of my YouTube videos asking for one, don't wait half an hour to tell me someone else got you one. Especially when I've been sitting on it for half a goddamn hour. I don't mind helping people but if I say I got you the car, the least you could do is pick it up.

Edited June 23, 2016 by Irish45455

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

I accepted a random CEO invite. The organization did not bother interfering with another lone CEO. My CEO was moving cargo and that other lone CEO destroyed his cargo. When we asked why he would do that after we did not do anything to him, he used those common troll tactics and used racial slurs. A while later, I ended up being alone with this lone CEO. He was doing a sell mission with the Titan and I guess he didn't think I can get into a Hydra and get to him fast enough. He was begging me to stop, but I didn't listen and shot him down. He got so angry I could hear him shivering. I check out my Xbox One reports and I get several "cheating" reports. He probably got a bunch of his friends to report me.

I am gagging. Hahahaha!

[Nerfgoth]

My bitch and moan rant.

I have a friend who once upon a time cried and cried about tanks being OP. He bitched and moan how they should nerf it time after time. R* nerfed the tank and he went on to whined about how useless it was and how his money is wasted on a vehicle he won't be using. Now he bitches about jets being OP and how they should be nerfed but then goes on about how the savage should get buffed. If his wishes were to come true he would whine about his hydra being weak and how his 3 mil is wasted. And begin to bitch about how the savage is too OP. He also had similar complaints about the homing launchers being OP yet now he wishes them to be buffed. Why can't he just learn to adjust instead of bitching long enough for R* to ruin these vehicles by trying to please his whiny ways. Why are people like him never satisfied?

Rant over....

Becouse ppl are assholes!

[WildGoose73]

If I tell you I've gotten you a rare car after you hit me up on one of my YouTube videos asking for one, don't wait half an hour to tell me someone else got you one. Especially when I've been sitting on it for half a goddamn hour. I don't mind helping people but if I say I got you the car, the least you could do is pick it up.

That was very nice of you to help someone out. Nice to see some decency in our lawless world.

[Nerfgoth]

some low level fa**ot blows up my crate

leaves before I can punish him

It the new thing rhey kill u once then leaving!