The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Bandersnatch]

Ermmm what dose the gold plane do ...... ? ...

[Guest]

Ermmm what dose the gold plane do ...... ? ...

 

Fly.

[Bandersnatch]

 

Ermmm what dose the gold plane do ...... ? ...

Fly.

Cool might get one

 

can't be as bad as a Benny's slowtan I got ...... (I do like do look of the sultan)

[Guest]

lol unless you have $386481236 in the bank, drop drop 10 mill on a sh*tty gold plane dude lol

[WHAT!?]

Well now I can't even alternate between different crew logos on Social Club. Every logo I have with a transparent background (which is all of them) now show up with a solid white background whenever I set them as the active crew logo. Why does literally everything one interacts with on the GTA Online side of the game break? This is just the latest issue I've had. The emblem creator hasn't worked properly in over a month (at least). This is the kind of sh*t that turns into the catalyst for all the bitching and moaning. The simplest f*cking sh*t has to be a pain in the ass to the point that whatever part of the game there is left to be enjoyed is just completely overshadowed by the sh*t that just doesn't work.

 

f*ck I'm over it. I wouldn't even have f*cked with it today if someone hadn't messaged me about some Social Club sh*t while I was in the middle of playing Doom. GTA V is about two more "f*cking sh*ts" away from being uninstalled.

[Bandersnatch]

lol unless you have $386481236 in the bank, drop drop 10 mill on a sh*tty gold plane dude lol

I know at this point I would pay (GTA money ) for more story and contact missions over items

 

I am still some how enjoying GTA online .......

[Guest]

 

lol unless you have $386481236 in the bank, drop drop 10 mill on a sh*tty gold plane dude lol

I know at this point I would pay (GTA money ) for more story and contact missions over items

 

I am still some how enjoying GTA online .......

 

 

A whole bunch of new contact missions would be great. Lamar missions were kinda fun just because they were new, just terrible pay

[Yozora]

Players who text "Skrub" to make themselves feel better about their own inadequacy. Get a fu*king life.

It's "scrub", noob.

[Voit Turyv]

 

Players who text "Skrub" to make themselves feel better about their own inadequacy. Get a fu*king life.

It's "scrub", noob.

 

Scrooby Dooby Doo

 

Edited May 21, 2016 by Shao Kahn

[sreyazsec]

Bloody bus setup again.
I get the bus, take it to the dirt. Dipsh*t in his sh*tty kuruma keeps ramming me. After 5 minutes (because of the idiot who was in the bus with me) I lose the stars and now have to wait for them.

Kuruma c*nt rams me down the hill straight into police cars. I'm wanted again so I leave.

 

Nearly every person I've met who has a kuruma is an idiot. I know not all of kuruma owners are morons, but I've not come across one who isn't yet.

[Tonguegirl]

 

Players who text "Skrub" to make themselves feel better about their own inadequacy. Get a fu*king life.

It's "scrub", noob.

 

 

And 'PuZZy' is spelt Vagina. I'll get you a map

[Arrows to Athens]

Cheaters, modders harassing and freezing other players, game breaking and annoying bugs, sh*tty servers, no improvement whatsoever etc.

 

Meanwhile, at Rockstar North headquarters:

 

[Voit Turyv]

Random issues with cars, part 34858973.

 

steal a Zion

turn on lights

there isn't a corresponding light on its dashboard informing that the running lights are lit

 

steal a Serrano

it has a bugged left front light texture, always rendering it as broken

 

get a Brawler

apparently, it doesn't have indicators at all it has just rear indicators

bonus points for non-functional rally lights at LSC

 

steal a Rocoto

no front badge

abandon it

 

randomly steal a Patriot

the game granted me a variant with no exhaust system at all

ಠ_ಠ

Edited May 23, 2016 by Shao Kahn

[Zader]

randomly steal a Patriot

the game granted me a variant with no exhaust system at all

ಠ_ಠ

Well hey, look on the bright side. Zero carbon emissions.

[hispls]

Ermmm what dose the gold plane do ...... ? ...

 

Worth 750,000$ if you blow it up in Criminal Damage. It disables passive mode, it does not fly terribly fast and definitely will not fly upside down.

I'd say it's a 10M Benny's car. You'll take it out a few times to show off that you pissed away a bunch of money then never use it again.

 

Bloody bus setup again.

I get the bus, take it to the dirt. Dipsh*t in his sh*tty kuruma keeps ramming me. After 5 minutes (because of the idiot who was in the bus with me) I lose the stars and now have to wait for them.

Kuruma c*nt rams me down the hill straight into police cars. I'm wanted again so I leave.

 

Nearly every person I've met who has a kuruma is an idiot. I know not all of kuruma owners are morons, but I've not come across one who isn't yet.

 

Karuma is great. All wheel drive, very solid on or off road, relatively fast, armored, handles as good as anything outside of supercar class and not bad looking. I've got one in every garage and two in the garage next to the bikes/bank.

 

Worse is when you're doing a really heavy fire mission with low levels (prison break plane or steal Valkyrie for example) and they refuse to get in even after dying 8 or 10 times.

 

IMO most of this is just kids being kids. I play with some 10-13 year olds here and there that are really good players but just lack attention span. They can perform really great then 10 minutes later they just want to play around. Even the adults I play with regularly play bumper cars sometimes, but we're all on the mic and you kind of know when it's time to goof around and you're not going to piss anyone off.

[ash-274]

If you buy a yacht ($6M-$10M) you get a well-stocked bar with a live bartender ready to serve you 24/7.

Yet you only have ONE beverage option: Whiskey How about reaching for something else, missy? And quit pushing your hand through the surface of the bar while you're at it.

 

If you move 6 feet to the right you can pour your own wine, or you can move 6 feet to the right and pour your own damn whiskey. Despite beer, vodka, and umpteen other beverage options scattered all over you can't drink those at all. If you want champagne you have to head up to the helicopter (where you can be killed). If you want green juice (which improves health instead of adding annoying filters) you had better have a nice apartment, stilt house, or penthouse.

 

Don't even get me started on the only place you can smoke with a civilized ashtray is the hot tub.

 

Why not a minibar in the bedroom(s) with the $1-$2 sodas and snacks. That would really make the yacht a good spawn point. 7-8 figure price tag, plus $1000 daily fee and I still have to go to a convenience store to get candy... or beer, despite the full bar inside?! What is this world coming to?!

 

(semi-serious rant over)

[Zader]

Closing the gap fast on 1000 pages of complaints. Keep up the good work, lads.

[Voit Turyv]

play a Capture

me vs two guys

some capture involving stealing jets

we finish the round with neither sides having scored anything

so it's a draw 0:0

game tells me I lost

R* logic

[Bandersnatch]

Cheaters, modders harassing and freezing other players, game breaking and annoying bugs, sh*tty servers, no improvement whatsoever etc.

 

Meanwhile, at Rockstar North headquarters:

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !

 

I am stuck in the could as I view this post ... sod it gona play uncharted 4

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Ermmm what dose the gold plane do ...... ? ...

 

Worth 750,000$ if you blow it up in Criminal Damage. It disables passive mode, it does not fly terribly fast and definitely will not fly upside down.

I'd say it's a 10M Benny's car. You'll take it out a few times to show off that you pissed away a bunch of money then never use it again.

 

Bloody bus setup again.

I get the bus, take it to the dirt. Dipsh*t in his sh*tty kuruma keeps ramming me. After 5 minutes (because of the idiot who was in the bus with me) I lose the stars and now have to wait for them.

Kuruma c*nt rams me down the hill straight into police cars. I'm wanted again so I leave.

 

Nearly every person I've met who has a kuruma is an idiot. I know not all of kuruma owners are morons, but I've not come across one who isn't yet.

 

Karuma is great. All wheel drive, very solid on or off road, relatively fast, armored, handles as good as anything outside of supercar class and not bad looking. I've got one in every garage and two in the garage next to the bikes/bank.

 

Worse is when you're doing a really heavy fire mission with low levels (prison break plane or steal Valkyrie for example) and they refuse to get in even after dying 8 or 10 times.

 

IMO most of this is just kids being kids. I play with some 10-13 year olds here and there that are really good players but just lack attention span. They can perform really great then 10 minutes later they just want to play around. Even the adults I play with regularly play bumper cars sometimes, but we're all on the mic and you kind of know when it's time to goof around and you're not going to piss anyone off.

 

Armoured Kurumas, especially in missions, are no good. They always ram you and run you over, since they're in an armoured car. It's usually the two-digit levels that are the trolls.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

crew planned a freeroam crew war....the other guys get in a f*cking godmoder....ugh

 

seriously, nothing against modded rollers even, but yea....everyone left soon after...realy a shame

[Arrows to Athens]

crew planned a freeroam crew war....the other guys get in a f*cking godmoder....ugh

 

seriously, nothing against modded rollers even, but yea....everyone left soon after...realy a shame

Like I said, these days, you can't even tell who's a modder and who's not. It's now become more of a surprise.

 

The modding has gotten so out of hand that these assholes are beginning to freeze my PS3, which has already happened twice in one day. I'm hesitant to even set foot in a public session for as long as 10 seconds. What the f*ck is Rockstar doing, man? They're totally oblivious to what is happening with the game right now. Oh wait, that's right, they're too busy counting their shark card revenue and contemplating what type of adversary mode and Benny's car they're going to release next.

Edited May 21, 2016 by Fearx--

[Azirah]

My friend has the f*cking sh*ttiest Internet ever. He is ALWAYS lagging out of heist set ups. I gave him the BOTD bc maybe it was on Rockstar's end but no - he always lagged out. I was .5 seconds from throwing my four loko at the window.

[JuanG12]

> Modder blows up lobby.

> Tells everyone he's the modder.

> Keeps throwing me in the air. I can't do anything.

> Message him to stop, twice.

> He won't stop.

> Tell him I recorded everything and I'm sending it to R* in attempt to get him to stop.

> I didn't record anything. lol

> He won't stop; I keep dying.

> Lag out from session.

> Okay, it's over.

 

A few minutes later...

 

> Not so fast.

> He tells me he'll give me money.

> Me: "Okay." lol

 

During the money drop...

 

$204.6M and a f*cked up Insurgent later.

[TCMike]

 

[Commander S]

Ack - that's like the random carbon roof on the Voltic all over again...

 

(honestly, if you can't change interiors on non-Benny's cars, have them stock if they're bought new, R*...)

[Non Funkable Token]

Yep, that fits better in a Pigalle.

[Mr_Zombly]

Me and my mates went on a bike ride today we stopped off at the electric facility in blayne county, we was there for about 10 mins or so, then we see a jet approaching us, there's about 5 of us.

 

This jet contains a super legit player with a 2mil kd, man what a cool guy, I bet he gets all the girls at his school, so we decide to go passive but we couldn't because organization, and we wanted to do work in a bit, and mine had run out and the vip was the only other one with buzzard and yacht.

 

I go get a drink

 

come back and see that he f*cks up on the second strafe run

 

and spawns with us at which point he's in full combat armor with his bp helmet and sh*t, most of us have either bikinis or shorts on and the best head protection we have are f*cking fedoras and canvas hats, he starts instant killing us with the combat mg, and will not go away, most of us are just trying to get our bikes back and go,

 

We manage to catch the train and he somehow blows himself up trying to come after us. he goes to get another jet, chases.

 

We realize he'll get bored very quickly because he probably has the attention span of a f*cking fish.

 

We sit in a train tunnel just fighting each other and he flies away after about 30 seconds of waiting.

 

There's so f*cking much to do in this game, and this is what people do, no surprise people complain about getting bored of it.

[PapichuloFT]

The only bitch gripe and moan I have are the douchebag players that join lobbies and don't partake on the missions. They just stand around collecting a free handout like a welfare mammy. I usually kill them and then try to convince other players to kick them out via the vote. Personally I don't need the cash on GTAO, but I love missions.

[Azirah]

Why does rockstar always patch harmless things like cop outfits and f*cking trash outfits. But yeah, let's let invisible bodies just roam around and have an advantage LOOOOL. f*cking great logic.