The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[P4DR0N3]

All I'm going to say is... Stupidity should hurt the stupid person, not those around them. Stop the stupid.

[fw3]

All I'm going to say is... Stupidity should hurt the stupid person, not those around them. Stop the stupid.

Might wanna stock up on Band-Aids, Forrest.

 

Edited May 20, 2016 by fw3

[PetrolCB]

Honestly, I woke up looking forward to an update, or a announcement. And im highly Disappointed, like seriously wtf r*

 

No one wants these crappy updates, AT ALL. Every time I send r* devs A email they reply back with that same generic BULLsh*t

 

"our sh*tty devs will be sure to look at this thx for your feedback we'll never f*cking SEE" f*ckING HELL R*, wtf gta 4 was better than this sh*t people call V.

 

 

YOU release these sh*tty adversaries like we want them, f*ck THAT. f*ck whoever came up with adversaries. f*ck C* and all there employees. f*ck customer support, Employees, hell even the f*ckING JANITORS. f*ck.THEM.ALLLL

 

 

So tired of sitting on my cash with nothing to f*cking DO. I log on ps4 and there's NOTHING TO DO OR f*ckING PLAY THX R*. REAL f*ckING NICE.

 

I looked forward to yan/fun post but they are attention seeking bullsh*t speaking tooljobs. Half the sh*t they say comes so far out my ass it still smells like sh*t.

 

f*ck funmw2 f*ck every gta YouTuber who got my hopes up. Oh and f*ck that gta online bitch who voiced over the first trailer. "emmersive experience" MY ASS

 

...it's a video game, man.

[Lancerator]

f*ck to the 9-12 year old kids playing this game.

f*ck to those ass hurt and arrogant teenagers playing this game.

f*ck to those lame and no-life crews which are competitive as f*ck.

f*ck Cockstar Games for releasing crappy updates.

f*ck to those OP weapons like Combat Shotgun.

f*ck to those dumb asses boys playing in your team.

f*ck to those pathetic as f*ck missions from the arab douchebag.

 

 

[Khaisz]

Figured I would do some racing in GTA again for the first time in awhile.

Start up single player.

160+ FPS.

Go to invite only.

120+ FPS

Drive around, 120 fps is stable, nothing bad.

Join race.

dips down to 90 FPS, but other wise stays on 100+

Race Starts, 3. 2. 1. GO! 22 fps game crashes.

[Hunter]

My character keeps getting these weird premonitions. It's like, one moment he thinks he's walking out of the shower, fully clothed; then he realizes that was all some out of body experience, and he's really still washing.

 

 

[rlk232]

Cannot get below 1:38 on crim records, 4 laps. 1:38.1 w the Banshee was my best time. I know it's good but I can't beat it!

[Hunter]

Oh, and something took control of my helicopter earlier. I was flying around, then the camera starts shaking, and the helicopter gets jolted about. Even crashed itself at one point.

 

 

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Oh, and something took control of my helicopter earlier. I was flying around, then the camera starts shaking, and the helicopter gets jolted about. Even crashed itself at one point.

 

 

On LG Hackers/modders (what ever you class them as) used to take control of my buzzard

Bit annoying to say the least glad im on CG never had this problem since

[Non Funkable Token]

6 or 7 players at the same time in a Pac Standard finale lobby.

 

They are dragging the 1.33 update sooooooooooo much............

[PetrolCB]

That's not a B&M. Six players would be great in a finale. Don't complain. Four cars, two people grab the money and each jump in a separate vehicle. Cops wonder, "Which one has the money?" Who knows, that's half the fuuuuunnnnn.

[urbanhermit7575]

Been trying to launch a quick deathmatch for the last hour and nothing.

 

Seriously getting royally naffed off with this game.

And then I try to launch a Capture, what with it being double rp and cash and get the message "No active Capture found"

 

Really, Rockstar, really?

[jdv95]

hate it when i slightly scratch a wall with my car resulting in my character having a bruised eye,a bloody arm and a scar running true his right eye. those things don't fit with his suit you know

[Non Funkable Token]

That's not a B&M. Six players would be great in a finale. Don't complain. Four cars, two people grab the money and each jump in a separate vehicle. Cops wonder, "Which one has the money?" Who knows, that's half the fuuuuunnnnn.

 

 

It's the game showing bugs here and there so it should be fixed. And the heist couldn't start with more than 4 players. It wasn't even a funny bug.

[AUScowboy]

hate it when i slightly scratch a wall with my car resulting in my character having a bruised eye,a bloody arm and a scar running true his right eye. those things don't fit with his suit you know

Yep, we all bruise like peaches here in sunny LS LOL.

 

Saved outfits deleted, forth time this week...thanks r*!

[Taintedsoul_x]

When a c*nt bitches about someone scratching his car in the heist and kills himself -_-. Stupid idiot the car doesn't matter in the heist ya pansy.

[jdv95]

When a c*nt bitches about someone scratching his car in the heist and kills himself -_-. Stupid idiot the car doesn't matter in the heist ya pansy.

tbh i don't like it when someone does that to my car On purpose either. I won't leave the heist but i'll ask the person in question to drive with respect for his partners in crime.

[Taintedsoul_x]

 

When a c*nt bitches about someone scratching his car in the heist and kills himself -_-. Stupid idiot the car doesn't matter in the heist ya pansy.

tbh i don't like it when someone does that to my car On purpose either. I won't leave the heist but i'll ask the person in question to drive with respect for his partners in crime.

 

It's annoying but still why get mad over something so small and then ruin the heist for everyone else?!

[Irish45455]

People who get hyped up for an update that hasn't even got a release date... do you see this? This, right here? This is the world's smallest violin playing "My Heart Pumps Purple Piss For You". Hyping yourself up for something you know won't come is just ridiculous. And taking their word over Rockstar's? I wasn't aware Fun and Ross made GTAO. Unless Rockstar says it and confirms it, take whatever anyone else says with a big grain of salt. You did it to yourselves.

[No Homing]

You seem angry at something OP.

 

OP? This is the B&M topic. Everyone is angry here.

[whywontyoulisten]

 

You seem angry at something OP.

 

OP? This is the B&M topic. Everyone is angry here.

 

He posted a new topic; it's been merged at some point.

[No Homing]

 

 

You seem angry at something OP.

 

OP? This is the B&M topic. Everyone is angry here.

 

He posted a new topic; it's been merged at some point.

 

 

Oh my bad, sorry!

[Arrows to Athens]

Had my console freeze twice from two different modders in a single day.

 

One was the result of a God mode accusation, and the other was completely random.

 

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Edited May 21, 2016 by Fearx--

[No Homing]

^ 1 million KDR? Pfft

 

 

No boat = the Gridl0k test* wins again.

 

*Never trust a player higher than level 100 who doesn't own a boat

 

My 2nd character is rank 101 and doesn't have a boat. Why would anyone need a boat in this game? I own all boats on my first character and I doubt I ever called Pegasus to order a boat. I do have a yacht on my 2nd character, though, so I do own a boat, in someway. But I only use it if my heli kicks me out, which happens an awful lot, hope they fix that soon.

 

By the by, my accounts is perfectly legit.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

^ 1 million KDR? Pfft

 

 

No boat = the Gridl0k test* wins again.

 

*Never trust a player higher than level 100 who doesn't own a boat

 

My 2nd character is rank 101 and doesn't have a boat. Why would anyone need a boat in this game? I own all boats on my first character and I doubt I ever called Pegasus to order a boat. I do have a yacht on my 2nd character, though, so I do own a boat, in someway. But I only use it if my heli kicks me out, which happens an awful lot, hope they fix that soon.

 

By the by, my accounts is perfectly legit.

 

I don't have a boat, either. I just don't need one. I drive on land, not on water.

[Cackling Jack]

After a 5 hour sh!t fight with all the lobby you get to a point were you get sick of fighting people and go passive. I am grateful for daily objectives and simeon vehicle lists.

[WildBrick142]

I wish that Meltdown T-Shirt was made available after the next update. Haven't logged in since they patched the ability to make interesting clothing items custom VIP outfits so that I could get it back easily if the next update makes it possible again. Now I have to lose it because I want that t-shirt.

 

R.I.P. mugshot with/and an actually interesting clothing combination a custom VIP outfit.

Edited May 21, 2016 by WildBrick142

[Non Funkable Token]

 

^ 1 million KDR? Pfft

 

 

No boat = the Gridl0k test* wins again.

 

*Never trust a player higher than level 100 who doesn't own a boat

 

My 2nd character is rank 101 and doesn't have a boat. Why would anyone need a boat in this game? I own all boats on my first character and I doubt I ever called Pegasus to order a boat. I do have a yacht on my 2nd character, though, so I do own a boat, in someway. But I only use it if my heli kicks me out, which happens an awful lot, hope they fix that soon.

 

By the by, my accounts is perfectly legit.

 

 

It's ridiculous to own a 7-8 million worth floating shiny turd and still having the greyed boat icon on your character profile. Like it's an actual f*cking boat, isn't it? R* logic.

 

Guess the Kraken submarine counts as a boat.........

[No Homing]

 

 

^ 1 million KDR? Pfft

 

 

No boat = the Gridl0k test* wins again.

 

*Never trust a player higher than level 100 who doesn't own a boat

 

My 2nd character is rank 101 and doesn't have a boat. Why would anyone need a boat in this game? I own all boats on my first character and I doubt I ever called Pegasus to order a boat. I do have a yacht on my 2nd character, though, so I do own a boat, in someway. But I only use it if my heli kicks me out, which happens an awful lot, hope they fix that soon.

 

By the by, my accounts is perfectly legit.

 

 

It's ridiculous to own a 7-8 million worth floating shiny turd and still having the greyed boat icon on your character profile. Like it's an actual f*cking boat, isn't it? R* logic.

 

Guess the Kraken submarine counts as a boat.........

 

 

True, but it's about Pegasus and Personal Vehicles.

[Guest]

 

 

^ 1 million KDR? Pfft

 

 

No boat = the Gridl0k test* wins again.

 

*Never trust a player higher than level 100 who doesn't own a boat

 

My 2nd character is rank 101 and doesn't have a boat. Why would anyone need a boat in this game? I own all boats on my first character and I doubt I ever called Pegasus to order a boat. I do have a yacht on my 2nd character, though, so I do own a boat, in someway. But I only use it if my heli kicks me out, which happens an awful lot, hope they fix that soon.

 

By the by, my accounts is perfectly legit.

 

 

It's ridiculous to own a 7-8 million worth floating shiny turd and still having the greyed boat icon on your character profile. Like it's an actual f*cking boat, isn't it? R* logic.

 

Guess the Kraken submarine counts as a boat.........

 

 

I don't think the Kraken does, I have it and I'm sure the boat is grayed out on my profile too. I also own a yacht WHICH IS A BOAT WHICH COMES WITH ITS OWN LITTLE SET OF BOATS

Edited May 21, 2016 by Guest