The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Mr_Zombly]

Piracy prevention should be a tense and dramatic stand-off between the yacht, versus helicopters and boats; kind of like this trailer of Rockstar's:

 

 

Of course, the real thing looks a little more like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, either that or a Hydra spawn killing everyone on the yacht. Either way, I don't think it's quite how Rockstar presented the mode to us.

I feel the same way about gtao as a whole, I had two guys in a frogger trying to kill me the other day and one guy was shooting and mg from the back at me, I honestly felt bad killing them because they were playing how gtao was imagined.

[hispls]

Piracy prevention should be a tense and dramatic stand-off between the yacht, versus helicopters and boats; kind of like this trailer of Rockstar's:

 

 

Of course, the real thing looks a little more like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, either that or a Hydra spawn killing everyone on the yacht. Either way, I don't think it's quite how Rockstar presented the mode to us.

 

 

Bwahahaha

 

Doing this in a full on Call of Duty session is so easy. All the sperglords on the beach are too busy killing each other that the organization on the yacht barely needs to do anything.

[Taintedsoul_x]

Some dumbass gets butthurt because i was passive mode in the hydra and baited him to my yacht Then messages me calling me a bitch and he's gonna kill me.

FAKE ASS OG'S.

Edited May 19, 2016 by Taintedsoul_x

[hispls]

. Why are people so desperate to cheat their way to a higher K/D. How is that fun for them????

 

These idiots f*cking piss me off so much. They purposely go after people who do not want to fight. I'm slowly starting to play less, it's getting more irritating than fun now.

 

 

Next time just set your controller down and do something else, fix yourself a drink, have a cup of tea, do some housework. I got bored with a couple cheaters last night and just took a little break, did some things that needed doing, had a piece of pie, etc. 20 minutes later the same kid is still killing my character (over 50 times).

 

One of my friends messaged him saying "Wow, you're really owning that guy, you must be really good at this game". To which he replied "He's AFK, not my fault". When I was done I messaged him telling him that I wasn't AFK, I was just laughing at what a pathetic scrub he is.

 

Today the kid is probably telling all his buddies how he merc'd someone 50:0 last night and what a badass he is.... A glimpse into the life of someone who will never get laid without chloroform and duct tape. There's absolutely nothing you could do to someone like this that is worse than what God and nature has already done

 

[zoso80]

Question of the day - where does all that cash card profit go? Even though we have some new content coming, sure seems a huge percentage of those profits do not go back into GTA:O.

 

I've said it before, if I'd bought cash cards to support future DLC's - I'd be pissed. A few cars and a few maps in 2016 that a 8th grader could've made in creator doesn't cut it. These weekly events are a distraction to hide the lack of content. Those millions are going somewhere and it's not GTA:O. They make enough off cash cards they could fund a decent team year round to advance content.

 

Cheers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Save your breath, Rockstar. I'm not buying your stupid cards.

 

What would I even spend them on, if I did? They won't release the stuff I want.

 

No. Not buying one. Ever.

[hispls]

Some dumbass gets butthurt because i was passive mode in the hydra and baited him to my yacht Then messages me calling me a bitch and he's gonna kill me.

FAKE ASS OG'S.

 

Those jet kiddies can't resist a helicopter icon and will run into yacht defenses 9 times out of 10. Bonus points if after he smartens up you hover over a friend's yacht with defenses set to "friends".

[sreyazsec]

 

. Why are people so desperate to cheat their way to a higher K/D. How is that fun for them????

 

These idiots f*cking piss me off so much. They purposely go after people who do not want to fight. I'm slowly starting to play less, it's getting more irritating than fun now.

 

 

Next time just set your controller down and do something else, fix yourself a drink, have a cup of tea, do some housework. I got bored with a couple cheaters last night and just took a little break, did some things that needed doing, had a piece of pie, etc. 20 minutes later the same kid is still killing my character (over 50 times).

 

One of my friends messaged him saying "Wow, you're really owning that guy, you must be really good at this game". To which he replied "He's AFK, not my fault". When I was done I messaged him telling him that I wasn't AFK, I was just laughing at what a pathetic scrub he is.

 

Today the kid is probably telling all his buddies how he merc'd someone 50:0 last night and what a badass he is.... A glimpse into the life of someone who will never get laid without chloroform and duct tape. There's absolutely nothing you could do to someone like this that is worse than what God and nature has already done

That's actually a pretty good idea.

 

My Nana does that in real life with telemarketers who phone her. She puts the phone to the side and leaves them to talk to themselves, I didn't think of applying that technique in this game.

 

Damn.. You're one harsh motherf*cker 'there's absolutely nothing you could do to someone like this that is worse than what God and nature has already done' and I love it.

Edited May 19, 2016 by ceszayers

[Tails Prower]

Well the cops just pissed me off for the last time ever, these cops spawning out of nowhere behind you

or not even in my line of sights that can kill you have got me for the last time.

 

Game data and SP save instantly deleted from PS4 I'm so pissed off right now, might return someday.

[Hunter]

So I do piracy prevention, then two minutes in, there's a stupid unknown network error.

 

Then when I try again in a new session, I get this:

 

 

F**k that.

[jdv95]

 

Question of the day - where does all that cash card profit go? Even though we have some new content coming, sure seems a huge percentage of those profits do not go back into GTA:O.

 

I've said it before, if I'd bought cash cards to support future DLC's - I'd be pissed. A few cars and a few maps in 2016 that a 8th grader could've made in creator doesn't cut it. These weekly events are a distraction to hide the lack of content. Those millions are going somewhere and it's not GTA:O. They make enough off cash cards they could fund a decent team year round to advance content.

 

Cheers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Save your breath, Rockstar. I'm not buying your stupid cards.

 

What would I even spend them on, if I did? They won't release the stuff I want.

 

No. Not buying one. Ever.

 

i feel left out because i didn't get that message not that i would buy one but still. time to get my lawyer

[update_lsc]

After i've exposed an invisible body guy and kicked an rpg spammer's ass, they got mad and this was the result.

 

rip freemode for a while then..gotta get dem good sport points. :|

fcking votekick and reports can so easily be abused. -_-

Edited May 19, 2016 by Dennis0ne

[zoso80]

 

A secret peek inside R*'s network closet...

 

So I do piracy prevention, then two minutes in, there's a stupid unknown network error.

 

Then when I try again in a new session, I get this:

 

 

F**k that.

[theEwing1979]

The Tampa is beautiful but the engine sounds pitiful. Such a waste.

[AUScowboy]

Fine, delete majority of my LEGIT outfits for the literal third time this week...what the ACTUAL FAAAHHHK!!?!

[TheFroggmann]

 

 

A secret peek inside R*'s network closet...

 

 

 

Nah that's way too organized. Plus it looks like they used money for a zip tie, R* would never do that.

 

The Tampa is beautiful but the engine sounds pitiful. Such a waste.

 

I like the noise but i'm sorry, if a car has supercharger whine it better be quick, fast or both.

Edited May 19, 2016 by TheFroggmann

[Non Funkable Token]

Fine, delete majority of my LEGIT outfits for the literal third time this week...what the ACTUAL FAAAHHHK!!?!

 

They had the courtesy to only delete my saved heavy vest outfit. Apparently someone has decided I don't fit well in it

[rlk232]

So hard to play this game now and it's probably my all-time favorite. Really sad. I spent so much on two maxed yachts and I've not been on either since February. I was sure, at one time, they'd end up being pretty useful. What a moron I was.

Edited May 20, 2016 by rlk232

[jdv95]

So hard to play this game now and it's probably my all-time favorite. Really sad. I spent so much on two maxed yachts and I've not been on either since February. I was sure, at one time, they'd end up being pretty useful. What a moron I was.

that's kinda the problem with rockstar, they give us realy Awsome stuff sometimes but it never lives up to it's potential. There are ofcourse Some exeptions but Those don't happen much. Edited May 20, 2016 by jdv95

[rlk232]

 

So hard to play this game now and it's probably my all-time favorite. Really sad. I spent so much on two maxed yachts and I've not been on either since February. I was sure, at one time, they'd end up being pretty useful. What a moron I was.

that's kinda the problem with rockstar, they give us realy Awsome stuff sometimes but it never lives up to it's potential. There are ofcourse Some exeptions but Those don't happen much.

 

 

You're 100% right; they do that constantly. Virtually everything in the game is a one-off that relates to nothing else. It's like a guy with the world's worst ADHD created it.

[labrat_md]

 

Question of the day - where does all that cash card profit go? Even though we have some new content coming, sure seems a huge percentage of those profits do not go back into GTA:O.

 

I've said it before, if I'd bought cash cards to support future DLC's - I'd be pissed. A few cars and a few maps in 2016 that a 8th grader could've made in creator doesn't cut it. These weekly events are a distraction to hide the lack of content. Those millions are going somewhere and it's not GTA:O. They make enough off cash cards they could fund a decent team year round to advance content.

 

Cheers.

That's just how it works in big companies. The profit flows to the top and not to the designers. They have a certain team who invision and design things and a team who creates those things. Just because a company makes more money doesn't mean they will use that money to hire bigger creative teams. Maybe they'll even fire some people when they find out that the company can make the same amount of money from a product of inferior quality!

[Irish45455]

Just did a versus mission for DO and a rank 1435 joins. Seems legit. Said person also sent me a message afterwards on PSN saying, and I wish I were joking about this, "call me da t800 cuz imma terminate that p*ssy" followed soon after by "imma tongue punch yo fartbox". Maybe I shouldn't play on my female character anymore...

[rlk232]

Just did a versus mission for DO and a rank 1435 joins. Seems legit. Said person also sent me a message afterwards on PSN saying, and I wish I were joking about this, "call me da t800 cuz imma terminate that p*ssy" followed soon after by "imma tongue punch yo fartbox". Maybe I shouldn't play on my female character anymore...

 

I predict a certain future from him... New, from Fox Pictures, a boy has become a man, that man is a loser, this loser hasn't ever scored and he's 47...

[TKDSnovelist]

Just did a versus mission for DO and a rank 1435 joins. Seems legit. Said person also sent me a message afterwards on PSN saying, and I wish I were joking about this, "call me da t800 cuz imma terminate that p*ssy" followed soon after by "imma tongue punch yo fartbox". Maybe I shouldn't play on my female character anymore...

 

that pickup line was golden though

[hispls]

 

 

Question of the day - where does all that cash card profit go? Even though we have some new content coming, sure seems a huge percentage of those profits do not go back into GTA:O.

 

I've said it before, if I'd bought cash cards to support future DLC's - I'd be pissed. A few cars and a few maps in 2016 that a 8th grader could've made in creator doesn't cut it. These weekly events are a distraction to hide the lack of content. Those millions are going somewhere and it's not GTA:O. They make enough off cash cards they could fund a decent team year round to advance content.

 

Cheers.

That's just how it works in big companies. The profit flows to the top and not to the designers. They have a certain team who invision and design things and a team who creates those things. Just because a company makes more money doesn't mean they will use that money to hire bigger creative teams. Maybe they'll even fire some people when they find out that the company can make the same amount of money from a product of inferior quality!

 

 

Nothing holding you back from buying shares in Take Two and getting a slice of all those huge profits (do you know what the most recent EPS was?). Nothing holding back the complainers from all banding together and buying up 51% of the shares and demanding the board/executives do whatever it is they think needs doing.

[P4DR0N3]

 

 

 

Question of the day - where does all that cash card profit go? Even though we have some new content coming, sure seems a huge percentage of those profits do not go back into GTA:O.

 

I've said it before, if I'd bought cash cards to support future DLC's - I'd be pissed. A few cars and a few maps in 2016 that a 8th grader could've made in creator doesn't cut it. These weekly events are a distraction to hide the lack of content. Those millions are going somewhere and it's not GTA:O. They make enough off cash cards they could fund a decent team year round to advance content.

 

Cheers.

That's just how it works in big companies. The profit flows to the top and not to the designers. They have a certain team who invision and design things and a team who creates those things. Just because a company makes more money doesn't mean they will use that money to hire bigger creative teams. Maybe they'll even fire some people when they find out that the company can make the same amount of money from a product of inferior quality!

 

 

Nothing holding you back from buying shares in Take Two and getting a slice of all those huge profits (do you know what the most recent EPS was?). Nothing holding back the complainers from all banding together and buying up 51% of the shares and demanding the board/executives do whatever it is they think needs doing.

 

 

THIS ^ ^. So MUCH!!!

 

You Sir/Madame, win the Internets for today.

 

 

Edited May 20, 2016 by P4DR0N3

[Azirah]

Level 6001 comes in and spams me with the marksman rifle in first person each time. I finally manage to get a kill and go passive. Not dealing with that bullsh*t - I refuse to fight a modded account.

[Taintedsoul_x]

Level 6001 comes in and spams me with the marksman rifle in first person each time. I finally manage to get a kill and go passive. Not dealing with that bullsh*t - I refuse to fight a modded account.

Should've text him " Grow a pair and not fight like a bitch"

[Tonguegirl]

Players who text "Skrub" to make themselves feel better about their own inadequacy. Get a fu*king life.

[Nick1020]

Level 6001 comes in and spams me with the marksman rifle in first person each time. I finally manage to get a kill and go passive. Not dealing with that bullsh*t - I refuse to fight a modded account.

Most people with modded accounts suck. They either do poorly with rockets or marksman. The ones that are good kill themselves constantly.

[gravik]

I hate all these pussy jet griefers. They hide in their jet, then as soon as they die, they go off radar like a bitch, then go get in another jet right away.

 

Bunch of scared little bitches.