The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[sreyazsec]

EMP setup (not the delivery) and everything is going good, we're shooting down enemy lazers.. One flies straight into me from the side. It wasn't even showing up on my radar.

This has happened before in the prison break finale. A police chopper crashes into me but I can't avoid it because the aren't showing up on my radar. They never hit me head on, they fly into my side or from the back, sneaky bastards.

 

I just don't like the thought of someone thinking I'm another incompetent level 100+ so I have to message and explain myself.. Bloody little issues like this are so aggravating.

Edited May 18, 2016 by ceszayers

[Arrows to Athens]

EMP setup (not the delivery) and everything is going good, we're shooting down enemy lazers.. One flies straight into me from the side. It wasn't even showing up on my radar.

This has happened before in the prison break finale. A police chopper crashes into me but I can't avoid it because the aren't showing up on my radar. They never hit me head on, they fly into my side or from the back, sneaky bastards.

 

I just don't like the thought of someone thinking I'm another incompetent level 100+ so I have to message and explain myself.. Bloody little issues like this are so aggravating.

I've had police choppers kamikaze into my chopper in free roam, causing me to explode and die; they're annoying as f*ck, just like the police in this game in general.

Edited May 18, 2016 by Fearx--

[1GreyJedi]

 

If I can deal with "ni**er" guys then you can deal with "black panther" guys. Just stop being a pussy. Guarantee you've heard more of the former than the later but you've never made a b&m about that

 

Well just to clarify, I wasn't condoning that black panther BS for one moment. He's absolutely right to be p*ssed off about them.

 

He can b*tch and moan about them all he wants, and rightfully so.

My comprehension skills are fine. Maybe I shouldn't have quoted you, my post was directed towards him. Just pointing out the hypocrisy as well as letting him know not to be a pussy about it....you're right that he has the right to bitch about it, this is the B&M after all. I have the right to give my 2 cents as well

[Kangee]

If your going to have yacht copters negate passive, you should have strapped some MGs on the s.o.b.! Complete missed opportunity.

And now that the pilot test of a vehicle negating passive mode has run for 6 months, how about extending it to vehicles that are armed to the teeth?

[SinZer0s]

Why the f*ck is everybody being so lazy

 

this nigga started to speak in the mic some sh*t i didn't even understand he got 0 kills in a deathmatch, it was me against 2 motherf*ckers in rooftops

Edited May 19, 2016 by Darkshadows

[Tonguegirl]

 

Edited May 19, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[Azirah]

In the middle of a contact mission and I see 'you have been banned, return to GTA' so I call R* because I haven't done anything. Apparently, my connection is the reason I got the message because according to records, I haven't been banned.

 

They gave me $100,000 as a compensation. LOL.

[Taintedsoul_x]

In the middle of a contact mission and I see 'you have been banned, return to GTA' so I call R* because I haven't done anything. Apparently, my connection is the reason I got the message because according to records, I haven't been banned.

 

They gave me $100,000 as a compensation. LOL.

I wish i could get banned...

[Xiled]

The lag problem this week has been absolutely awfu........

Edited May 19, 2016 by Xiled

[gravik]

Tried the hydra for the first time today. Brb ONE Potshot from a sniper rifle and it makes the engine start smoking.

[TCA]

 

A few days have passed since this happened, but I thought it's worth to post it here.

 

So, I know from countless people arround here how bad the Rockstar Support is, but for the first time I tried it out and it really annoyed the hell out of me.

 

Long story short, there was an hacker on a PC session (nothing new until here). However he annoyed me, I told him not very friendly words and he took things very personal. Decided to f*ck him up so I recorded the whole thing with my phone, uploaded on YouTube and sent it for both Rockstar Support and GTA Online banhammer e-mails with all the info. In no time I receive a response and at first I was amazed how fast they answered me. Little did I knew that, when I opened my e-mail, it said they opened a support ticket doing a copy-paste of the e-mail I sent and the guy answered what screamed to be one of those generic answers, that pretty much said Banhammer e-mail wasn't working anymore so to fix this issue I should use the report option in game (for something that happened more than an hour previously).

 

So, I wasted my time doing their job by giving them all the info of a cheater, and they tell me basically "oh, sorry for the inconvenience of having somebody hacking and ruining your fun, but the e-mail you could use to report him is down so you have no way to prove what he did, and your best bet is to report him in-game - report that he can delete using his hacks". I mean... seriously? Are these guys working for free? Better yet, the ticket was locked right after, so if I want to gently tell them I can't report a person that I'm not on the same session since 2 hours ago, neither to send them the evidence, I have to write another ticket to get yet another generic reply out of their support book. Thanks for your precious help Rockstar.

 

Here's the link for the ticket they opened (including the link of my Youtube vid): http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/requests/6290296

Rockstar support? Yeah, that place is no good. Just a bunch of self-centered and arrogant douchebags. They aren't very helpful, rely on automated responses, copy and paste useless solutions, blame you for the game's issues, and ban you if say those individuals with badges have cheated stats, even if you provide proof. I'm no stat police nor do I care about cheated money, but they call you out on having cheated stats when they have cheated stats themselves! Those guys have no respect at all. Hell, they even prioritise license plate change requests over actual issues that people are experiencing.

 

They must be some third-party support sh*t. Horrible, horrible.

They're zendesk

[Hotband]

 

That seems to happen to me about 75% I pull up my phone and accept the invite, you wouldn't believe how p*ssed I get.

Edited May 19, 2016 by Hotband

[Yozora]

 

 

So today's session has two problems.

1: The Black Panthers Fa**ot in my game, take your racist ass bull f*cking HorseS*it some were else, no one wants it.

 

 

Simultaneously anti-racist, but homophobic in the same sentence. You're my favourite clever person.

He's half right though, those guys are most times supper cocky and pathetically aggro...almost as bad as the stoner cliche who goes afk during missions or races and whatnot. Stereotypes are one thing GTAO is not short on. Not picking sides, just saijin...

Saiyajin *

[rlk232]

R* is really killing me. It's now about 10 days later with no further info. I'm barely playing at this point, maybe an hour since Sunday. Everyone knows the game desperately needs new content and they'll likely never release the casino, ok, no new missions ever, ok, that's fine but do something. Give us F&F soon, please, or it will soon be too late.

[Hunter]

Tried the hydra for the first time today. Brb ONE Potshot from a sniper rifle and it makes the engine start smoking.

Fly really high, or fly really low (where buildings, etc. will keep you hidden). Attack from steep angles.

 

The sniper's basically the only reliable defense against jets, so it's not going anywhere.

[AUScowboy]

Yeah, give it time...it WILL come in handy

[OfficialTwiggz]

The moment when people switch over with modded outfits (floating head, no legs or body) but yet tell me how VIP outfits or storing utility vehicles or police vehicles are hurting this game.

 

Oh and tell me how first person marksman sniping is fair compared to third person heavy sniping.

 

I really hope Rockstar doesn't introduce first person in their next title.

[whywontyoulisten]

After months of having no problems at all, suddenly several of my outfits have vanished. f*cksake.

[Guest]

Tried the hydra for the first time today. Brb ONE Potshot from a sniper rifle and it makes the engine start smoking.

 

This is mother nature's way of telling your character that he has more potential than that of a sky pussy. Listen to her or get rekt.

 

Tried the hydra for the first time today. Brb ONE Potshot from a sniper rifle and it makes the engine start smoking.

Fly really high, or fly really low (where buildings, etc. will keep you hidden). Attack from steep angles.

 

The sniper's basically the only reliable defense against jets, so it's not going anywhere.

 

 

I have gotten plenty of jets down recently with RPGs, that "steep angle" is more my advantage than theirs.

Edited May 19, 2016 by Guest

[Hunter]

I have gotten plenty of jets down recently with RPGs, that "steep angle" is more my advantage than theirs.

 

 

 

With a steep enough angle, a jet won't be hit by an RPG. Or any other weapon, for that matter.

 

 

 

Not something I particularly like, but it is sadly true.

Edited May 19, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[TKDSnovelist]

The moment when people switch over with modded outfits (floating head, no legs or body) but yet tell me how VIP outfits or storing utility vehicles or police vehicles are hurting this game.

 

Oh and tell me how first person marksman sniping is fair compared to third person heavy sniping.

 

I really hope Rockstar doesn't introduce first person in their next title.

 

I don't understand it either, but damn, its R*, no surprises...

 

Just need to slow down the 1st person movement, thats all.

[sreyazsec]

In freemode, trying to buy some snacks and armor, get followed by this rank 600 with an invisible body, only his head was visible. I go into passive and what a surprise he follows me and repeatedly runs me down and manages to kill me four more times.

I disable passive and manage to blow him up and suddenly his bitch ass friends snipe me from God knows where. I was followed for ten minutes straight, being ran over by this 600 c*nt.

 

Yeah, so many people say 'God if you don't want to be killed go in passive mode'.. Yeah it doesn't f*cking help AT ALL. These morons should be put into sessions with fellow morons.

Freemode fighting is fun unless you're fighting against someone who is practically invincible. Why are people so desperate to cheat their way to a higher K/D. How is that fun for them????

 

These idiots f*cking piss me off so much. They purposely go after people who do not want to fight. I'm slowly starting to play less, it's getting more irritating than fun now.

[Mr_Zombly]

In freemode, trying to buy some snacks and armor, get followed by this rank 600 with an invisible body, only his head was visible. I go into passive and what a surprise he follows me and repeatedly runs me down and manages to kill me four more times.

I disable passive and manage to blow him up and suddenly his bitch ass friends snipe me from God knows where. I was followed for ten minutes straight, being ran over by this 600 c*nt.

 

Yeah, so many people say 'God if you don't want to be killed go in passive mode'.. Yeah it doesn't f*cking help AT ALL. These morons should be put into sessions with fellow morons.

Freemode fighting is fun unless you're fighting against someone who is practically invincible. Why are people so desperate to cheat their way to a higher K/D. How is that fun for them????

 

These idiots f*cking piss me off so much. They purposely go after people who do not want to fight. I'm slowly starting to play less, it's getting more irritating than fun now.

Passive is definitely no way of getting out of fights on last gen, it's basically just saying here have some kills.

[Jerking For Soup]

In freemode, trying to buy some snacks and armor, get followed by this rank 600 with an invisible body, only his head was visible. I go into passive and what a surprise he follows me and repeatedly runs me down and manages to kill me four more times.

I disable passive and manage to blow him up and suddenly his bitch ass friends snipe me from God knows where. I was followed for ten minutes straight, being ran over by this 600 c*nt.

 

Yeah, so many people say 'God if you don't want to be killed go in passive mode'.. Yeah it doesn't f*cking help AT ALL. These morons should be put into sessions with fellow morons.

Freemode fighting is fun unless you're fighting against someone who is practically invincible. Why are people so desperate to cheat their way to a higher K/D. How is that fun for them????

 

These idiots f*cking piss me off so much. They purposely go after people who do not want to fight. I'm slowly starting to play less, it's getting more irritating than fun now.

Get some kills and stop using passive mode to help evade your incoming death.

[sreyazsec]

Stop using passive mode to try and avoid getting killed? Yeah. Alright then.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

It's 20 F*CKING 16 PEOPLE! Why the f*ck is everyone in public matches still on a Damn DOLLAR TREE DIAL-UP CONNECTION! No wonder Peer to f*cking Peer servers don't f*cking work.

[Hunter]

 

 

 

Save your breath, Rockstar. I'm not buying your stupid cards.

 

What would I even spend them on, if I did? They won't release the stuff I want.

 

No. Not buying one. Ever.

[Tonguegirl]

 

I have gotten plenty of jets down recently with RPGs, that "steep angle" is more my advantage than theirs.

 

 

Could you elaborate on this please?

 

I got a bit of a kicking from someone doing the steep angle attack and I couldn't even get close. I should have went passive, but I like a challenge The player was doing vertical loop-the-loops and getting me on the upside-down attack as well as the initial attack.

Edited May 19, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[Taintedsoul_x]

When assholes think its cute to wear invisible outfit. Stupid c*nts.

[Hunter]

Piracy prevention should be a tense and dramatic stand-off between the yacht, versus helicopters and boats; kind of like this trailer of Rockstar's:

 

 

Of course, the real thing looks a little more like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, either that or a Hydra spawn killing everyone on the yacht. Either way, I don't think it's quite how Rockstar presented the mode to us.