The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Tonguegirl]

 

 

That moment you realise rocktar is milking it's players/gamers, and we shall probably not, get single player game agian!!!!! Ffs

 

Prove me wrong me please

yes i agree, hopefully GTA6 will be an ONLINE game only.

 

People need to realize its 2016 and online is where its at! There will always be a story mode but online will be ever expanding

 

 

There's another thread about this very thing. Some people don't seem to realise just how much of a backward step getting rid of the online component would be, not just for R*, but for gaming in general. If anything, more games developers should be thinking about GTAO as a blueprint for their next titles.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

Hey ROckstar, aka Cockstar, why the f*ck wont the god damn mechanic deliver my vehicle right to me?

 

Actually, it's Rockstar aka Rockstar and the mechanic was largely pointless.

 

He was great for beating up

[_PANiC_]

 

 

 

That moment you realise rocktar is milking it's players/gamers, and we shall probably not, get single player game agian!!!!! Ffs

 

Prove me wrong me please

yes i agree, hopefully GTA6 will be an ONLINE game only.

 

People need to realize its 2016 and online is where its at! There will always be a story mode but online will be ever expanding

 

 

There's another thread about this very thing. Some people don't seem to realise just how much of a backward step getting rid of the online component would be, not just for R*, but for gaming in general. If anything, more games developers should be thinking about GTAO as a blueprint for their next titles.

 

Assassin Creed ONLINE

Deus Ex ONLINE

SPLINTERCEL ONLINE

 

I just did a little sex wee thinking about it

[Bandersnatch]

 

 

 

That moment you realise rocktar is milking it's players/gamers, and we shall probably not, get single player game agian!!!!! Ffs

 

Prove me wrong me please

yes i agree, hopefully GTA6 will be an ONLINE game only.

 

People need to realize its 2016 and online is where its at! There will always be a story mode but online will be ever expanding

 

There's another thread about this very thing. Some people don't seem to realise just how much of a backward step getting rid of the online component would be, not just for R*, but for gaming in general. If anything, more games developers should be thinking about GTAO as a blueprint for their next titles.

Totally I do want more missions in GTA online also wana more Trevor !

 

Hey ROckstar, aka Cockstar, why the f*ck wont the god damn mechanic deliver my vehicle right to me?

Actually, it's Rockstar aka Rockstar and the mechanic was largely pointless.

I remember him on the ps3 he trolled me a lot

[MGCrash]

 

 

 

That moment you realise rocktar is milking it's players/gamers, and we shall probably not, get single player game agian!!!!! Ffs

 

Prove me wrong me please

yes i agree, hopefully GTA6 will be an ONLINE game only.

 

People need to realize its 2016 and online is where its at! There will always be a story mode but online will be ever expanding

 

 

There's another thread about this very thing. Some people don't seem to realise just how much of a backward step getting rid of the online component would be, not just for R*, but for gaming in general. If anything, more games developers should be thinking about GTAO as a blueprint for their next titles.

 

GTAO as a blueprint? What? Do you want sh*tty servers? A server that has a longer loading time than anything, servers that kick a full lobby out? Impossible to find jobs cause of the bad matchmaking? The matchmaking in general?

 

I hope you're trolling

[Irish45455]

Doing King of the Castle type thing and it's at the Beam Me Up place. Going good, until some idiot squeaker comes along. I was taking a drink when he sneaks up abd gets a lucky kill on me, and becomes the new king. There's a minute left to the end of the event, and this kid is certain he's won. Three... Two... One... Zero. I win, and the kid freaks. Calls me a hacker, cheater, the usual. I just drive off, paying no real attention beyond laughing at him raging. I go back to the city, steal and deliver a Tailgater for Simeon, and I'm just chilling outside Simeon's export garage when I see a helicopter coming in hot. Sure enough, it's butthurt squeaker. I called my Insurgent before I delivered the car to Simeon so I just hop in and chill while he shoots rockets at me. Finally the third one hits me and I shoot his chopper with the heavy revolver and down he goes... Mind you, this wasn't any fancy schmancy shooting, the kid was behind me the whole time, not moving. He dies, rages even more, runs away. Not even ten minutes later he comes back with a damn Lazer. Glutton for punishment, I assume. I just get out and use the homing launcher. He gets hit, plane turns into a submarine and he goes for a swim. He rages again, and I here what sounds like something smash and then he rage quits and leaves the session. Keep in mind, I wasn't trolling this kid, I wasn't following him around, nothing. The real kicker? I get on this morning to do my dailys and I have a message from him: "u kill me good, u mod me munney?"

Edited May 17, 2016 by Irish45455

[Mr_Zombly]

I get on this morning to do my dailys and I have a message from him: "u kill me good, u mod me munney?"

I honestly love people asking me for modded money because of my lvl, I string them a long for so long, getting them to do random sh*t, if they refuse, I spurt out some technical words and something about the government coming to their door and they don't do it so they obey lol.

[Hunter]

 

(Sighs and groans).

 

Edit: gif got cut a bit short. I die at the end of that.

Edited May 17, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

Mission about to launch, and then I find myself alone, even though there were three others in the lobby just ten seconds ago.

 

Mission about to launch, only for the game to take me up into the sky and bring me down into a free roam lobby without any error message or anything.

 

Mission starts, only to find that my, and others', HUD is gone, and I'm unable to pause or bring up my phone. I'm then forced to wait about three or four minutes until everything reverts to normal. Usually happens in Judging the Jury.

 

Chopper Tail bugged once again; despite the fact that the helicopter already landed, the game still instructs you to wait for the helicopter, so it's incompletable as a result. What a waste of time.

 

Crank Up the Volume still bugged to this day; two different missions are combined together, with the game giving one player a different set of instructions than the other. The game instructs you to steal an RV when, in fact, it's actually a truck you're required to steal, though the mission is completable. At the start of the mission, one player will always spawn away from the other players, and away from the objective, which I find quite strange.

 

 

Cockstar, why you no let me play something as basic as missions without any hassle?!?! And, more importantly, why haven't you still brought back the other missions such as Chemical Extraction, Pick Up Sticks, American Exports, Coveted etc.?

 

Oh look, I've unintentionally strung together an unexpected pattern with the first letter of the sentences:

M

M

M

C

C

C

 

I actually find that Crank up the volume bug to be pretty interesting. It would be cool if they ever designed newer missions like that, giving players multiple objectives to complete.

 

 

 

"Why are you all the way over there? We're supposed to go here!"

 

"I have a different objective. I need to steal a truck."

 

"No, we have to kill these bad guys, faggit. It says so on my screen."

 

 

 

LOL

 

(Sighs and groans).

 

Edit: gif got cut a bit short. I die at the end of that.

What the f*ck is up with CG? lol

 

The lag isn't that horrible here on LG.

[Hunter]

What the f*ck is up with CG? lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The lag isn't that horrible here on LG.

 

Yeah I actually think it lags more here. I don't remember it being like this on last gen lol. it was pretty bad, but it's horrible how much lag there is on here.

 

Edit: the session splits are awful too. I think it's to do with the higher player count. They probably should've kept it at 16 - it just doesn't handle more than that well.

Edited May 17, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Arrows to Athens]

 

What the f*ck is up with CG? lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The lag isn't that horrible here on LG.

 

Yeah I actually think it lags more here. I don't remember it being like this on last gen lol. it was pretty bad, but it's horrible how much lag there is on here.

 

Yeah, I was wondering because this is the second gif you've posted of the exact same scenario.

[Hunter]

Yeah, I was wondering because this is the second gif you've posted of the exact same scenario.

 

 

 

 

 

I think it's the amount of players myself. It probably just doesn't cope with more than 16 very well.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Yeah, I was wondering because this is the second gif you've posted of the exact same scenario.

 

 

 

 

 

I think it's the amount of players myself. It probably just doesn't cope with more than 16 very well.

 

I agree. But then you have people demanding a higher maximum capacity of players in a single session, with number of up to 60 players. lol

 

That ain't happening.

Edited May 17, 2016 by Fearx--

[hyperar]

What the f*ck is up with CG? lol

 

The lag isn't that horrible here on LG.

Well, to be fair, CG is not like that for all of us, while lag is a real problem and is present in most lobbies with more than 15 players, Icantthinkofonew has taken lag to a new extreme, so i think it must have something to do with his setup. Not saying that he has a sh*t connection, but maybe he gets in very bad lobbies for other reasons, like location.

[Taintedsoul_x]

Did i ever bitch about people with ghetto WiFi and flying hydras if not?! f*ck those people. I hope they lose internet connection forever!!!

[Stoakzee]

Grabbed a jet when I saw a few of my crew members getting griefed by two other jets. Killed 'em, all's fine; I stay in the air since I know they're going to grab more.

 

Proceed to be the eye in the sky, but then some guy starts coming towards me in a Lazer in passive. I chase him for a bit, waiting for him to hop out of passive. This goes on for about 5 minutes. It's obvious he's not going to exit while I'm on his tail. I eventually get bored with him and go back over towards my crew, only to see that he's gone off radar. He kills me before I can do the same.

 

I'm all for passive if you just want to be left alone, but for f*ck's sake, why are you able to go passive while in an armed vehicle? IIRC, on last gen you'd get knocked out of passive while doing so. Why not on current gen?

It is truly mind-boggling how R* haven't done anything about this passive whilst in a jet (or any other armoured vehicle for that matter) bullsh*t.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Grabbed a jet when I saw a few of my crew members getting griefed by two other jets. Killed 'em, all's fine; I stay in the air since I know they're going to grab more.

 

Proceed to be the eye in the sky, but then some guy starts coming towards me in a Lazer in passive. I chase him for a bit, waiting for him to hop out of passive. This goes on for about 5 minutes. It's obvious he's not going to exit while I'm on his tail. I eventually get bored with him and go back over towards my crew, only to see that he's gone off radar. He kills me before I can do the same.

 

I'm all for passive if you just want to be left alone, but for f*ck's sake, why are you able to go passive while in an armed vehicle? IIRC, on last gen you'd get knocked out of passive while doing so. Why not on current gen?

It is truly mind-boggling how R* haven't done anything about this passive whilst in a jet (or any other armoured vehicle for that matter) bullsh*t.

 

They don't care.

[rlk232]

Just asking for some news, any news, from Rockstar. Maybe "hey, they'll be new cars" or "you'll be able to buy the headquarters as a 6th property" but they give us nada. They literally said nothing. Just throw me a frickin' bone here people, I've been frozen for thirty frickin' years!

[Hotband]

 

 

 

Mission about to launch, and then I find myself alone, even though there were three others in the lobby just ten seconds ago.

 

Mission about to launch, only for the game to take me up into the sky and bring me down into a free roam lobby without any error message or anything.

 

Mission starts, only to find that my, and others', HUD is gone, and I'm unable to pause or bring up my phone. I'm then forced to wait about three or four minutes until everything reverts to normal. Usually happens in Judging the Jury.

 

Chopper Tail bugged once again; despite the fact that the helicopter already landed, the game still instructs you to wait for the helicopter, so it's incompletable as a result. What a waste of time.

 

Crank Up the Volume still bugged to this day; two different missions are combined together, with the game giving one player a different set of instructions than the other. The game instructs you to steal an RV when, in fact, it's actually a truck you're required to steal, though the mission is completable. At the start of the mission, one player will always spawn away from the other players, and away from the objective, which I find quite strange.

 

 

Cockstar, why you no let me play something as basic as missions without any hassle?!?! And, more importantly, why haven't you still brought back the other missions such as Chemical Extraction, Pick Up Sticks, American Exports, Coveted etc.?

 

Oh look, I've unintentionally strung together an unexpected pattern with the first letter of the sentences:

M

M

M

C

C

C

 

I actually find that Crank up the volume bug to be pretty interesting. It would be cool if they ever designed newer missions like that, giving players multiple objectives to complete.

 

You know that would be too much for randumbs to handle.

 

"Why are you all the way over there? We're supposed to go here!"

 

"I have a different objective. I need to steal a truck."

 

"No, we have to kill these bad guys, faggit. It says so on my screen."

 

Or idiots getting into your car when you both need to go to different locations just like Prison Break when the retarded prisoner gets on my bike when I'm supposed to be going to the airport. Dense moron.

 

yeah I guess that wouldn't really work too well.

Edited May 17, 2016 by Hotband

[No Use For A Name]

Trash Talk has a bug that fails the mission after you kill the gang boss. Sometimes I can go weeks without it happening, but sometimes it'll happen every time.

 

Today was one of those times. Did the mission with 6 others, failed, and everyone hit Restart. Failed again, restarted again. Figured I'd give it one more go, sure enough it failed again. AGAIN they voted to restart...for the 4th time. I couldn't find my mic to tell them it was pointless, but I wanted to stick around since it was a full lobby. We were making between $3250 and $3600.

 

I got fed up and decided to take a 5 minute break, which turned into a 30 minute break because I lost track of time. When I came back I saw they were voting Restart...surely they were on Judging The Jury or Titan by now, right?!

 

Nope. Trash Talk again, so I quit. When I checked my balance it was $34900. They tried and failed between 10 and 12 times and still never bothered giving up. A+ for effort, F- for execution.

[Arrows to Athens]

Trash Talk has a bug that fails the mission after you kill the gang boss. Sometimes I can go weeks without it happening, but sometimes it'll happen every time.

 

Today was one of those times. Did the mission with 6 others, failed, and everyone hit Restart. Failed again, restarted again. Figured I'd give it one more go, sure enough it failed again. AGAIN they voted to restart...for the 4th time. I couldn't find my mic to tell them it was pointless, but I wanted to stick around since it was a full lobby. We were making between $3250 and $3600.

 

I got fed up and decided to take a 5 minute break, which turned into a 30 minute break because I lost track of time. When I came back I saw they were voting Restart...surely they were on Judging The Jury or Titan by now, right?!

 

Nope. Trash Talk again, so I quit. When I checked my balance it was $34900. They tried and failed between 10 and 12 times and still never bothered giving up. A+ for effort, F- for execution.

I honestly can't remember the last time I experienced that bug, but it was definitely a long time ago. I never get that bug now, but recently, Chopper Tail has become bugged again; despite the fact that the helicopter has already landed, the game still instructs you to wait for the helicopter, even after killing all the cops and getting into the Granger you're required to steal. The missions is incompletable as a result. What a waste of time. I'm on PS3 by the way.

[DominusTaranis]

 

 

 

That moment you realise rocktar is milking it's players/gamers, and we shall probably not, get single player game agian!!!!! Ffs

 

Prove me wrong me please

yes i agree, hopefully GTA6 will be an ONLINE game only.

 

People need to realize its 2016 and online is where its at! There will always be a story mode but online will be ever expanding

 

There's another thread about this very thing. Some people don't seem to realise just how much of a backward step getting rid of the online component would be, not just for R*, but for gaming in general. If anything, more games developers should be thinking about GTAO as a blueprint for their next titles.

f*ck you.

I like being able to play games alone. I don't like incessant grind fests. I don't like being forced to use random sh*tty gimmicks or grind for days to get good gear and then hope to God me and three other guys can handle the challenge of "the devs got butthurt that a buncha f*cks no lifed their game so now it's even harder." I don't like shallow, repetitive gameplay. MMOs can f*ck off. Gta V is a great game, and the online component is great when it works, but not everythimg needs to be online or have a similar online experience. All it does is promote lazy development.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

 

That moment you realise rocktar is milking it's players/gamers, and we shall probably not, get single player game agian!!!!! Ffs

 

Prove me wrong me please

yes i agree, hopefully GTA6 will be an ONLINE game only.

 

People need to realize its 2016 and online is where its at! There will always be a story mode but online will be ever expanding

 

There's another thread about this very thing. Some people don't seem to realise just how much of a backward step getting rid of the online component would be, not just for R*, but for gaming in general. If anything, more games developers should be thinking about GTAO as a blueprint for their next titles.

f*ck you.

I like being able to play games alone. I don't like incessant grind fests. I don't like being forced to use random sh*tty gimmicks or grind for days to get good gear and then hope to God me and three other guys can handle the challenge of "the devs got butthurt that a buncha f*cks no lifed their game so now it's even harder." I don't like shallow, repetitive gameplay. MMOs can f*ck off. Gta V is a great game, and the online component is great when it works, but not everythimg needs to be online or have a similar online experience. All it does is promote lazy development.

 

You do have a point, but you could have conveyed it in a more mature and civil manner.

Edited May 17, 2016 by Fearx--

[No Use For A Name]

Never had that problem with Chopper Tail, but I've had a problem where the chopper never starts flying to begin with. One time I backtracked to get my Hydra and flew all over the map looking for it.

 

 

Another B+M, what's up with people in owned+pickup DM's wasting all their explosive ammo? Is your K/D ratio THAT important that you spend $40k in RPG's and stickies just to win $15k? Dude exhausted his entire ammo inventory and ended up with an 8/1 K/D

 

We still beat his team 50-41. Sucka

[Hunter]

There's another thread about this very thing. Some people don't seem to realise just how much of a backward step getting rid of the online component would be, not just for R*, but for gaming in general. If anything, more games developers should be thinking about GTAO as a blueprint for their next titles.

f*ck you.

I don't agree that online should be all there is (what's wrong with having single player be single player, and multiplayer be multiplayer?) but what's with the hate?

Edited May 17, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Xiled]

Costed them 200 million dollars to make gta v meanwhile has 3.5 billion dollars from the game and have to sell shark cards to keep the updates "free". They could run dedicated servers for years with that instead of their disastrous peer to peer servers where you get an error message every time you play.

 

Or how the overall crew RP rank you have to stay tuned for, meanwhile you can look it up in game.

 

Looking for people on social club and not finding their name even though they are in a crew.

[Arrows to Athens]

Never had that problem with Chopper Tail, but I've had a problem where the chopper never starts flying to begin with. One time I backtracked to get my Hydra and flew all over the map looking for it.

 

 

 

It was a very common bug in 2014, if I remember correctly, but the bug had vanished for quite some time. It was working fine until a week ago, where the same bug came back. It's happened two or three times already now.

 

The devs just don't care. If they were to attend to the problem, and remove the mission so they could fix the bug, they would probably never give it back, just like they did with Chemical Extraction (removed twice, and I saw nothing wrong with it), Pick Up Sticks, Coveted, Pot Shot, American Exports, CCII, CCIII etc. They just don't care any more.

[PetrolCB]

Coveted, Potshot, CC 2 & 3 are still in the game. Either go to the mission location at the right time or look up the playlists on Social Club.

[Tonguegirl]

 

 

 

 

That moment you realise rocktar is milking it's players/gamers, and we shall probably not, get single player game agian!!!!! Ffs

 

Prove me wrong me please

yes i agree, hopefully GTA6 will be an ONLINE game only.

 

People need to realize its 2016 and online is where its at! There will always be a story mode but online will be ever expanding

 

 

There's another thread about this very thing. Some people don't seem to realise just how much of a backward step getting rid of the online component would be, not just for R*, but for gaming in general. If anything, more games developers should be thinking about GTAO as a blueprint for their next titles.

 

GTAO as a blueprint? What? Do you want sh*tty servers? A server that has a longer loading time than anything, servers that kick a full lobby out? Impossible to find jobs cause of the bad matchmaking? The matchmaking in general?

 

I hope you're trolling

 

 

I meant the game itself dips*it. But you knew that.(I hope)

 

f*ck you.

I like being able to play games alone. I don't like incessant grind fests. I don't like being forced to use random sh*tty gimmicks or grind for days to get good gear and then hope to God me and three other guys can handle the challenge of "the devs got butthurt that a buncha f*cks no lifed their game so now it's even harder." I don't like shallow, repetitive gameplay. MMOs can f*ck off. Gta V is a great game, and the online component is great when it works, but not everythimg needs to be online or have a similar online experience. All it does is promote lazy development.

 

 

Then stay offline, simple. Everyone's happy.

Edited May 17, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[Troll69]

It p*sses me off how every single time I join a mission or deathmatches, about 70% of the time I get kicked the f*ck out from the lobby by the host probably because my gamertag says "Police" on it Which makes me think that the host might be a thug or a gangbanger in real life and he hates the popo, oh well f*cking bastards.