The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Mr_Zombly]

^I hate that lol. I usually have the best luck spamming up, then down (gets you to the bottom and top of the interaction menu really quickly). When I do it enough times, it usually lets me in the Securoserv part when I'm back at the top. It's BS though, and a waste of time.

 

 

Normally, it works after re-opening interaction menu like 4 times max or by scrolling down like 4 times then back up. I was also a minute late to that hot property so the guy won because I couldn't hold it long enough.

[Quiet Lady]

 

I f*ckin' love laggy jets, man.

[Arrows to Athens]

Just waiting till Cockstar removes the lock on from the jets.

 

Oh, wait, never!

[Arrows to Athens]

How many times can I fly through a checkpoint in an air race only for it not to count?

Same with land races. Sometimes they just don't register for some reason.

[DISTRICT7642]

Job voting screen is broken as f*ck! It is super annoying getting shoved into a whole different game type no one voted for.

[Mr_Zombly]

Yacht vehicle access just does not work full stop, any prick can come take my stuff when I have it on passengers...

[Azirah]

I'm seriously getting annoyed with the everyone suddenly leaving in FR. I asked someone if they left and he said everyone left on his screen as well.

 

Either R* needs to fix their sh*t or people need to upgrade their Toys R Us wifi.

[Arrows to Athens]

I'm seriously getting annoyed with the everyone suddenly leaving in FR. I asked someone if they left and he said everyone left on his screen as well.

 

Either R* needs to fix their sh*t or people need to upgrade their Toys R Us wifi.

Their servers are sh*t, but the P2P servers they use does have its pros as well; well, the biggest pro for Rockstar is that it saves them money. The thing is, they don't do anything to improve it.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/21yqew/gta_online_servers_explained/

[ciel]

I hate when the game resets my sh*t, f*ckING ANNOYING!

[Mr_Zombly]

This fat bastard pulled down my jet.

 

[Arrows to Athens]

Mission about to launch, and then I find myself alone, even though there were three others in the lobby just ten seconds ago.

 

Mission about to launch, only for the game to take me up into the sky and bring me down into a free roam lobby without any error message or anything.

 

Mission starts, only to find that my, and others', HUD is gone, and I'm unable to pause or bring up my phone. I'm then forced to wait about three or four minutes until everything reverts to normal. Usually happens in Judging the Jury.

 

Chopper Tail bugged once again; despite the fact that the helicopter already landed, the game still instructs you to wait for the helicopter, so it's incompletable as a result. What a waste of time.

 

Crank Up the Volume still bugged to this day; two different missions are combined together, with the game giving one player a different set of instructions than the other. The game instructs you to steal an RV when, in fact, it's actually a truck you're required to steal, though the mission is completable. At the start of the mission, one player will always spawn away from the other players, and away from the objective, which I find quite strange.

 

 

Cockstar, why you no let me play something as basic as missions without any hassle?!?! And, more importantly, why haven't you still brought back the other missions such as Chemical Extraction, Pick Up Sticks, American Exports, Coveted etc.?

 

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Edited May 16, 2016 by Fearx--

[P4DR0N3]

I just had an epiphany.

 

Rockstar is doing all the things that annoy on purpose... to piss off the children.

 

 

It all becomes clear.

[018361]

I was in a free roam lobby and some guy kept killing me and calling me "Piggy". He would say crap like "where you running to piggy?". I know he is intentionally trying to make me salty, so I don't get angry, but boy is it annoying!

[BatFerYou]

I was in a free roam lobby and some guy kept killing me and calling me "Piggy". He would say crap like "where you running to piggy?". I know he is intentionally trying to make me salty, so I don't get angry, but boy is it annoying!

Sorry about that piggy.

[Xiled]

When I drive at full speed at a player and they kill me than the car hits and kills them and they message me and say I am a cheater for killing them after I died. If you shoot a speeding car coming right at you, you deserve to get hit by it. lol

Edited May 16, 2016 by Xiled

[Cackling Jack]

Fk me, if I want to go and kill somebody in the middle of the city I will. If I'm down at popular street doing up some cars clearly I don't want any sh*t even if I'm red as.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

f*cking phone calls from f*cking sh*t heads like f*cking Ron always when you least want them - not that you ever do! Middle of a gunfight "Heeey it's Raaaaaan, I'm a f*cking retard".

 

Give us a phone block option because we know exactly what that thousandth call from Lester will be about, after we've heard them a few times why doesn't Rockstar just make it so you never get them again FFS or at the very least so they do not come up when you are doing anything that may require using the "A" button and answering the wankers accidentally.

 

That's all. I'm going to stroke a kitten.

FFS RON grrrrrrrr 'hello how have you been?''

 

YOU'RE DEAD WHEN I GET THE CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited May 16, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Kangee]

People telling you how "the game should be played", or "you aren't playing the game right". I'm not much into treating GTA as a FPS, and if in a lobby with a large number of FPS players I may go elsewhere - but that is their right to play it the way they enjoy it. People who's Daily Objective is to ruin everyone else's day go too far, but in general if players want to treat Freeroam as one big Deathmatch - so be it.

 

If in missions with other players, sure a set of ground rules is good on how to approach it, but if I am in a mission by myself, and the objective is to blow up 7 trucks, why would anyone accuse me of cheating by calling up my tank to handle the main group, and my Buzzard to catch the ones who got away? IF calling Pegasus was against the rules (like in Heists) you couldn't call them. If Pegasus vehicles are in play, why wouldn't I call them when playing SOLO - what else did I spend the money on them for in the first place?

 

Oh and if I have Spectate Player disabled, it should apply for missions that I didn't invite anyone to in the first place.

[Arrows to Athens]

People telling you how "the game should be played", or "you aren't playing the game right". I'm not much into treating GTA as a FPS, and if in a lobby with a large number of FPS players I may go elsewhere - but that is their right to play it the way they enjoy it. People who's Daily Objective is to ruin everyone else's day go too far, but in general if players want to treat Freeroam as one big Deathmatch - so be it.

 

If in missions with other players, sure a set of ground rules is good on how to approach it, but if I am in a mission by myself, and the objective is to blow up 7 trucks, why would anyone accuse me of cheating by calling up my tank to handle the main group, and my Buzzard to catch the ones who got away? IF calling Pegasus was against the rules (like in Heists) you couldn't call them. If Pegasus vehicles are in play, why wouldn't I call them when playing SOLO - what else did I spend the money on them for in the first place?

 

Oh and if I have Spectate Player disabled, it should apply for missions that I didn't invite anyone to in the first place.

Some people just want to spend a little more time on the mission so they can a get a bigger pay, but what they don't know is that the quicker you do the mission, the more missions you will complete in a short period of time, thus giving you an equal, if not, higher profit. But if I want to use my Pegasus vehicle in a mission, I will. I paid for it, and there are no rules saying otherwise.

Edited May 16, 2016 by Fearx--

[Tonguegirl]

 

So this Hydra shot its missiles while I was behind it, then the missiles turned around and hit me? Really?

 

 

 

Had something very similar before, just with the cannon. Lag was so bad, on his screen i've probably been in front of him. He was beaming around in front of me & shooting in the air. All my bullets went thru him. (or exploded on him, but no effect, missiles didn't get lock on)

 

This explains a lot, happened three times in one day, I thought I was just struggling with the Hydras' weight and handling. I had a bit of a hissy-fit because there was no way the other player got a lock from where they were. My cannons also cut straight through them like they weren't there.(probably because they weren't ).

Edited May 16, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Was doing a car show, started doing criminal damage, killing no one, not disturbing anyone and they start to kick me. what about the f*cktards killing other people? why didn't they get kicked? I wasn't killing anyone. Worst car show ever.

Now you see why they say the GTA community is toxic?

[hyperar]

So you escaped a 4 stars wanted level for the third time, it'd be a shame if i refuse yet again to set the daily objective as completed

Edited May 17, 2016 by hyperar

[Terrato137]

Bought the game again, to play again, only I can't play my online character.

[Shadowfennekin]

Screw people playing with lag on purpose.

Two red dots approaching me. I shoot the first one, the second..... can't aim at him? Wait.... where'd he go? Oh he's behind me now?

Shoot him and he disappears, WASTED.

Turned on Passive and looked at his K/D...... 5.3 screw this, left the session as I'm not putting up with his sh*t.

[gravik]

Hey ROckstar, aka Cockstar, why the f*ck wont the god damn mechanic deliver my vehicle right to me?

[Hotband]

Mission about to launch, and then I find myself alone, even though there were three others in the lobby just ten seconds ago.

 

Mission about to launch, only for the game to take me up into the sky and bring me down into a free roam lobby without any error message or anything.

 

Mission starts, only to find that my, and others', HUD is gone, and I'm unable to pause or bring up my phone. I'm then forced to wait about three or four minutes until everything reverts to normal. Usually happens in Judging the Jury.

 

Chopper Tail bugged once again; despite the fact that the helicopter already landed, the game still instructs you to wait for the helicopter, so it's incompletable as a result. What a waste of time.

 

Crank Up the Volume still bugged to this day; two different missions are combined together, with the game giving one player a different set of instructions than the other. The game instructs you to steal an RV when, in fact, it's actually a truck you're required to steal, though the mission is completable. At the start of the mission, one player will always spawn away from the other players, and away from the objective, which I find quite strange.

 

 

Cockstar, why you no let me play something as basic as missions without any hassle?!?! And, more importantly, why haven't you still brought back the other missions such as Chemical Extraction, Pick Up Sticks, American Exports, Coveted etc.?

 

Oh look, I've unintentionally strung together an unexpected pattern with the first letter of the sentences:

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C

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I actually find that Crank up the volume bug to be pretty interesting. It would be cool if they ever designed newer missions like that, giving players multiple objectives to complete.

[Bandersnatch]

That moment you realise rocktar is milking it's players/gamers, and we shall probably not, get single player game agian!!!!! Ffs

 

Prove me wrong me please

Edited May 17, 2016 by Remapped

[_PANiC_]

That moment you realise rocktar is milking it's players/gamers, and we shall probably not, get single player game agian!!!!! Ffs

 

Prove me wrong me please

yes i agree, hopefully GTA6 will be an ONLINE game only.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

That moment you realise rocktar is milking it's players/gamers, and we shall probably not, get single player game agian!!!!! Ffs

 

Prove me wrong me please

yes i agree, hopefully GTA6 will be an ONLINE game only.

 

People need to realize its 2016 and online is where its at! There will always be a story mode but online will be ever expanding

[am30]

Hey ROckstar, aka Cockstar, why the f*ck wont the god damn mechanic deliver my vehicle right to me?

 

Actually, it's Rockstar aka Rockstar and the mechanic was largely pointless.