The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[EkaSwede]

Was in a session with an SJW feminist today... She blew up on a guy, over the stupidest thing ever. He wasn't hounding female players, or harassing low levels... All he said was, "Sh*t, I just ran that lady over and killed her." This feminist chick starting acreaming, "You shouldn't talk about murdering women! Women don't deserve to be murdered, only men do!" The guy was like, "Are you sh*tting me right now? What about children? Children don't deserve to be murdered, nobody does!" Her response? "All men deserve to be murdered, and boys do too for being men! Little girls and women don't because they didn't do anything to deserve it and haven't done anything wrong!" I had to butt in and ask something, "So even innocent men deserve to die? Why?" Her response? "All men are sexist pigs who hate women and just want to use and take advantage of women!" Man, the sh*t you hear on GTA...

Don't worry. Let a few years pass and they'll learn that their view of life is absolutely backwards and they realize they will never amount to anything in her entire life. Why else do you think they make up problems in the world? It's easy to pretend you fix problems that no loger exist, right?

 

Then again, this is what Gender Studies does to people. Seriously, back in my day gender studies was checking out hot chicks.

[Gridl0k]

^ If you think that happened, I've got a bridge to sell ya...

[No Use For A Name]

Was in a session with an SJW feminist today... She blew up on a guy, over the stupidest thing ever. He wasn't hounding female players, or harassing low levels... All he said was, "Sh*t, I just ran that lady over and killed her." This feminist chick starting acreaming, "You shouldn't talk about murdering women! Women don't deserve to be murdered, only men do!" The guy was like, "Are you sh*tting me right now? What about children? Children don't deserve to be murdered, nobody does!" Her response? "All men deserve to be murdered, and boys do too for being men! Little girls and women don't because they didn't do anything to deserve it and haven't done anything wrong!" I had to butt in and ask something, "So even innocent men deserve to die? Why?" Her response? "All men are sexist pigs who hate women and just want to use and take advantage of women!" Man, the sh*t you hear on GTA...

[LordRaijin]

Was in a session with an SJW feminist today... She blew up on a guy, over the stupidest thing ever. He wasn't hounding female players, or harassing low levels... All he said was, "Sh*t, I just ran that lady over and killed her." This feminist chick starting acreaming, "You shouldn't talk about murdering women! Women don't deserve to be murdered, only men do!" The guy was like, "Are you sh*tting me right now? What about children? Children don't deserve to be murdered, nobody does!" Her response? "All men deserve to be murdered, and boys do too for being men! Little girls and women don't because they didn't do anything to deserve it and haven't done anything wrong!" I had to butt in and ask something, "So even innocent men deserve to die? Why?" Her response? "All men are sexist pigs who hate women and just want to use and take advantage of women!" Man, the sh*t you hear on GTA...

Looks like someone needs to get their tacos manipulated.

 

This is what happens when people don't get their tacos manipulated on a regular basic.

Edited May 13, 2016 by LordRaijin

[TCA]

Was in a session with an SJW feminist today... She blew up on a guy, over the stupidest thing ever. He wasn't hounding female players, or harassing low levels... All he said was, "Sh*t, I just ran that lady over and killed her." This feminist chick starting acreaming, "You shouldn't talk about murdering women! Women don't deserve to be murdered, only men do!" The guy was like, "Are you sh*tting me right now? What about children? Children don't deserve to be murdered, nobody does!" Her response? "All men deserve to be murdered, and boys do too for being men! Little girls and women don't because they didn't do anything to deserve it and haven't done anything wrong!" I had to butt in and ask something, "So even innocent men deserve to die? Why?" Her response? "All men are sexist pigs who hate women and just want to use and take advantage of women!" Man, the sh*t you hear on GTA...

Should've spawn killed her and made her rage quit lol

[rlk232]

That feminist-Nazi type shiz is hilarious. I wish I heard that in a lobby. I'd actually double over with laughter, injure myself, then sue her to teach her a lesson. looooool

 

Now for my complaint, it's so damn hard to find a manual aim lobby with more than 3-4 players on PS4. I literally tried for 20 minutes straight the other night, then I gave up. And also, if you do piracy prevention with one character and swap to your other guy, it still has the cooldown, ffs, cockstar. FUN POLICE.

Edited May 13, 2016 by rlk232

[Hunter]

So much for the discounted support helicopter:

 

[Irish45455]

 

Was in a session with an SJW feminist today... She blew up on a guy, over the stupidest thing ever. He wasn't hounding female players, or harassing low levels... All he said was, "Sh*t, I just ran that lady over and killed her." This feminist chick starting acreaming, "You shouldn't talk about murdering women! Women don't deserve to be murdered, only men do!" The guy was like, "Are you sh*tting me right now? What about children? Children don't deserve to be murdered, nobody does!" Her response? "All men deserve to be murdered, and boys do too for being men! Little girls and women don't because they didn't do anything to deserve it and haven't done anything wrong!" I had to butt in and ask something, "So even innocent men deserve to die? Why?" Her response? "All men are sexist pigs who hate women and just want to use and take advantage of women!" Man, the sh*t you hear on GTA...

Should've spawn killed her and made her rage quit lol

Oh I did. Until the rape accusations started.

[LordRaijin]

 

 

Was in a session with an SJW feminist today... She blew up on a guy, over the stupidest thing ever. He wasn't hounding female players, or harassing low levels... All he said was, "Sh*t, I just ran that lady over and killed her." This feminist chick starting acreaming, "You shouldn't talk about murdering women! Women don't deserve to be murdered, only men do!" The guy was like, "Are you sh*tting me right now? What about children? Children don't deserve to be murdered, nobody does!" Her response? "All men deserve to be murdered, and boys do too for being men! Little girls and women don't because they didn't do anything to deserve it and haven't done anything wrong!" I had to butt in and ask something, "So even innocent men deserve to die? Why?" Her response? "All men are sexist pigs who hate women and just want to use and take advantage of women!" Man, the sh*t you hear on GTA...

Should've spawn killed her and made her rage quit lol

Oh I did. Until the rape accusations started.

 

 

Shame on you for not recording such drama, and not uploading it on youtube for the world to laugh at.

[sreyazsec]

 

 

Was in a session with an SJW feminist today... She blew up on a guy, over the stupidest thing ever. He wasn't hounding female players, or harassing low levels... All he said was, "Sh*t, I just ran that lady over and killed her." This feminist chick starting acreaming, "You shouldn't talk about murdering women! Women don't deserve to be murdered, only men do!" The guy was like, "Are you sh*tting me right now? What about children? Children don't deserve to be murdered, nobody does!" Her response? "All men deserve to be murdered, and boys do too for being men! Little girls and women don't because they didn't do anything to deserve it and haven't done anything wrong!" I had to butt in and ask something, "So even innocent men deserve to die? Why?" Her response? "All men are sexist pigs who hate women and just want to use and take advantage of women!" Man, the sh*t you hear on GTA...

Should've spawn killed her and made her rage quit lol

Oh I did. Until the rape accusations started.

 

Did she sound like a 12yr old by any chance??

This sounds like those young girls on Youtube who post a paragraph detailing the atrocities men have committed against women and why they should all be reminded of how their genitals mean they are worthless, at every opportunity.

 

Some of the sh*t that comes out of people's mouths is shockingly laughable.

(If it was a grown woman, damn, I bet her life is fun).

Edited May 13, 2016 by ceszayers

[Gridl0k]

y'all a real credit to humanity.

[LordRaijin]

You know I wished that Nimh (From secondlife) would of heard that bitch moan about how much she hates men in the lobby

 

 

 

 

It would of been 2016 best moments in GTA Online.

[Mr_Zombly]

I f*cking hate my room, my room is too small, whenever I get really annoyed at the game it makes me feel trapped, I honestly can't f*cking take the dickwanks on this game anymore. this is senseless b&m don't take me too seriously.

 

f*ck my tight little asshole, after an hour of fighting dickheads in jets, I get in a car, to hear beep beep beep beep beep beep

 

Edited May 13, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[1GreyJedi]

 

Puzzies that will only fight you with rocket launchers <

As EA like to say: it's in the game. It's legit. And it's fun. Adapt or die.

 

I disagree. It's scrubby and for puzzies. I play free aim for a reason. I want to use my superior skill to pew pew fight. Not boom boom fight

[kringled]

Was in a session with an SJW feminist today... [story elided]

 

 

Don't worry. Let a few years pass and they'll learn that their view of life is absolutely backwards and they realize they will never amount to anything in her entire life. Why else do you think they make up problems in the world? It's easy to pretend you fix problems that no loger exist, right?

 

Then again, this is what Gender Studies does to people. Seriously, back in my day gender studies was checking out hot chicks.

 

 

Should've spawn killed her and made her rage quit lol

 

 

That feminist-Nazi type shiz is hilarious. I wish I heard that in a lobby. I'd actually double over with laughter, injure myself, then sue her to teach her a lesson. looooool

 

 

Did she sound like a 12yr old by any chance??

This sounds like those young girls on Youtube who post a paragraph detailing the atrocities men have committed against women and why they should all be reminded of how their genitals mean they are worthless, at every opportunity.

 

Some of the sh*t that comes out of people's mouths is shockingly laughable.

(If it was a grown woman, damn, I bet her life is fun).

 

 

You know I wished that Nimh (From secondlife) would of heard that bitch moan about how much she hates men in the lobby

For some reason, I'm imagining another GTA:O forums equivalent of the "Share your best troll methods" thread has an entry in it that goes something like "I got on the mic and pretended to be a completely rabid man-hating, feminist and OMG people went apesh*t, so many people were trying to kill me."

[SinZer0s]

R2?? Someone told me it was R1??

 

I'ma try it now, thank you for letting me know. I've spent ages trying to figure out how to do it.

 

No problem, hope it worked.

[LahTigre]

EFFING glitching assholes shooting in the garage. The first time in years! ON PSFREAKING4???!

 

 

Edited May 14, 2016 by LahTigre

[sreyazsec]

 

R2?? Someone told me it was R1??

 

I'ma try it now, thank you for letting me know. I've spent ages trying to figure out how to do it.

 

No problem, hope it worked.

 

It did!

I finally managed to do it, so thank you again.

[Tofu86_]

Was battling for first place in the near miss challenge, me and this other guy were both at around 200 or so, then I get kicked off my bati by a modder. The guy I was battling doesn't. The modder then crashes my game.

Edited May 14, 2016 by Tofu86_

[DominusTaranis]

I was playin some BLOPS3 the other night, and one of the prime examples of why I hate PvP happened to be on the mic.

 

Admittedly, he was top of our team, but his attitude made me want to kill myself.

 

He was going on and on about how trash the team was (even though we were winning and you can't solo HC Dom against a full team), so I called him out on it, asking why he took it so seriously. Some of his answers were as follows;

"It's a competition."

"It's a sport."

"I bet you're one of those fa**ots that got participation trophies in school."

"If you can't win, don't play." (Paraphrasing there, he was referencing himself.)

 

Even went so far as to say I have daddy issues. Nevermind my entire family treated me like sh*t, but I digress.

 

This kind of garbage is stupid. It's a f*cking video game. You're even playing pubs! I actually play competitive with my cousin. Pubs doesn't mean sh*t. Why can't you f*cks just leave sh*t be and have some fun?! And if you're having fun being competitive, why can't you be a good sport once in a while?! 1 in 10 teams I play against will GG me, win or lose. 1 in 10 won't t-bag or gloat, win or lose. Is a little maturity and sportmanship too much to ask? Am I the only one that resorts to OP weapons and tools as a last resort?

[rlk232]

Lost $300k because of a stupid f***ing glitch that's happened to me once or twice before. A bit after switching from my second back to my main, I noticed something was amiss. My combat MG disappeared, so I think, ok, maybe $50k, no biggie. After getting back to the gun store, I also lost a TON of other stuff, silencers, grips, extended clips, etc, tons of valuable modifications on weapons. By the time I bought it all back, it was over $300k.

 

F*** YOU, Rockstar.

Edited May 14, 2016 by rlk232

[Voit Turyv]

Lost $300k because of a stupid f***ing glitch that's happened to me once or twice before. A bit after switching from my second back to my main, I noticed something was amiss. My combat MG disappeared, so I think, ok, maybe $50k, no biggie. After getting back to the gun store, I also lost a TON of other stuff, silencers, grips, extended clips, etc, tons of valuable modifications on weapons. By the time I bought it all back, it was over $300k.

 

F*** YOU, Rockstar.

Wasn't that an effect of some hacker in the session? If so, you could have just changed the session and you would get your weapons back.

 

create a new crew emblem

like this

remember there are no text tools in the editor

FFS, why

anyway, decide for a slightly different design

publish it when it's done

9 hours later, it still doesn't show up in RGSC (probably in-game too)

thank you f*cking idiots for using NSFW kind of emblems back in 2013, prompting R* to remove the uploading option (I think?)

[Shadowfennekin]

I HATE when your phone makes that obnoxious BLEEP sound when you're going through it sometimes. It's annoying as Hell

[Gridl0k]

Stranded during Hostile Takeover after turret limo dies.

 

Finally fight my way back to the briefcase through 5 different players and how many cops? <john connor>uh all of them I think.

 

 

Briefcase laughs at me.

 

Rage quit.

[Azarael]

 

 

Puzzies that will only fight you with rocket launchers <

As EA like to say: it's in the game. It's legit. And it's fun. Adapt or die.

 

I disagree. It's scrubby and for puzzies. I play free aim for a reason. I want to use my superior skill to pew pew fight. Not boom boom fight

 

 

When someone uses "it's part of the game" as their excuse, there's no point engaging. "It's part of the game" is what a noskill says to justify his choice to use and exclusively rely upon strategies which are no real fun and require little to no skill, but produce rewards. He says this because he believes, incorrectly, that it is the end that matters (he killed you) over what that kill actually says about him versus you (i.e. whether the kill and the method he employed demonstrates that he's a more skilled player than you). A lot of noskills do this, and it's quite pathetic. Unfortunately, it's not the player's responsibility to refrain from abusing overpowered or skillless strategies and imbalance, it's the developer's responsibility to remove or nerf them. As Rockstar have not done so, and show no intention of doing so (along with the other noob-friendly elements of the game such as Power Player and the DM radar in general, Slipstream and Catchup, the ease of access to military and armored vehicles such as the Insurgent and Kuruma and having to pay for destroying them, RPGs, Heavy Snipers, Sticky Bombs, severe vulnerability to script kiddies and hackers, on and on, as the list for this game is truly massive) one can only assume that the intention of Rockstar is to design a game in which skill doesn't really matter.

 

That being the case, the best option is to find a game that does respect skill. Trying to play with "honour" (read: using strategies which require skill and can provide you with a legitimate sense of satisfaction about your accomplishments relative to other players) and using the most skilled elements of the game you can find is just a path to frustration if any noob can employ an unskilled strategy and compete with you. There are games designed for players who care about depth and skill, and games that are designed for the average player with 2 hours of game time a week. This is one of the latter, and having reconciled myself with that fact, I don't take the game very seriously.

Edited May 14, 2016 by Azarael

[Non Funkable Token]

Why they keep deleting heavy vests from the saved outfits list? 3rd time happened today.

[A Maned Wolf]

 

 

 

Puzzies that will only fight you with rocket launchers <

As EA like to say: it's in the game. It's legit. And it's fun. Adapt or die.

 

I disagree. It's scrubby and for puzzies. I play free aim for a reason. I want to use my superior skill to pew pew fight. Not boom boom fight

 

 

When someone uses "it's part of the game" as their excuse, there's no point engaging. "It's part of the game" is what a noskill says to justify his choice to use and exclusively rely upon strategies which are no real fun and require little to no skill, but produce rewards. He says this because he believes, incorrectly, that it is the end that matters (he killed you) over what that kill actually says about him versus you (i.e. whether the kill and the method he employed demonstrates that he's a more skilled player than you). A lot of noskills do this, and it's quite pathetic. Unfortunately, it's not the player's responsibility to refrain from abusing overpowered or skillless strategies and imbalance, it's the developer's responsibility to remove or nerf them. As Rockstar have not done so, and show no intention of doing so (along with the other noob-friendly elements of the game such as Power Player and the DM radar in general, Slipstream and Catchup, the ease of access to military and armored vehicles such as the Insurgent and Kuruma and having to pay for destroying them, RPGs, Heavy Snipers, Sticky Bombs, severe vulnerability to script kiddies and hackers, on and on, as the list for this game is truly massive) one can only assume that the intention of Rockstar is to design a game in which skill doesn't really matter.

 

That being the case, the best option is to find a game that does respect skill. Trying to play with "honour" (read: using strategies which require skill and can provide you with a legitimate sense of satisfaction about your accomplishments relative to other players) and using the most skilled elements of the game you can find is just a path to frustration if any noob can employ an unskilled strategy and compete with you. There are games designed for players who care about depth and skill, and games that are designed for the average player with 2 hours of game time a week. This is one of the latter, and having reconciled myself with that fact, I don't take the game very seriously.

 

The only problem is that as of recently, many games just don't provide enough options to play "honorably" anymore. And the games that do end up getting nerfed to sh*t to better pander to the masses; masses that use only the simplest, cheese-tastic ways to play.

[Member's Only]

 

 

Was in a session with an SJW feminist today... She blew up on a guy, over the stupidest thing ever. He wasn't hounding female players, or harassing low levels... All he said was, "Sh*t, I just ran that lady over and killed her." This feminist chick starting acreaming, "You shouldn't talk about murdering women! Women don't deserve to be murdered, only men do!" The guy was like, "Are you sh*tting me right now? What about children? Children don't deserve to be murdered, nobody does!" Her response? "All men deserve to be murdered, and boys do too for being men! Little girls and women don't because they didn't do anything to deserve it and haven't done anything wrong!" I had to butt in and ask something, "So even innocent men deserve to die? Why?" Her response? "All men are sexist pigs who hate women and just want to use and take advantage of women!" Man, the sh*t you hear on GTA...

Should've spawn killed her and made her rage quit lol

Oh I did. Until the rape accusations started.

 

[Mr_Zombly]

 

Always watching Wazowski.

[Hunter]

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