The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Tonguegirl]

 

Then again... only truly smart players are grinding now; get ahead of the next update, kids.

 

Yeah I could do with a heads-up on what kind of timeframe we're looking at. 'Coming weeks and months' is not much use.

Edited May 12, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[Gridl0k]

Yeah I could do with a heads-up on what kind of timeframe we're looking at. 'Coming weeks and months' is not much use.

 

Protip - have cash on hand for the time-limited 4th July stuff

[CrysisAverted]

R* retweets an image of a user with that heist bag

R* also removes outfits like this

 

The general public can never understand R* logic

[Hunter]

 

 

 

(Sighs).

[Viciadogames]

R* retweets an image of a user with that heist bag

R* also removes outfits like this

 

The general public can never understand R* logic

Did they remove the duffel bag?!

[TexasRocks]

So I just left the grocery store. Halfway home I realize I forgot something, turned around and went back. Then I felt it creep into the back of my mind. The expectation of seeing a different set of cars spawn at the store. F*ck this game man.

[TallishRifle]

 

I want more heists for f*cks sake, Lazy bastards can't even start development on Heists Pt. 2

Calling them lazy is hilarious. Tell us what you can do?! Oh wait....

 

I don't know how to code so not much, if i did tho DIFFERENT STORY TOTALLY

[CrysisAverted]

 

 

I want more heists for f*cks sake, Lazy bastards can't even start development on Heists Pt. 2

Calling them lazy is hilarious. Tell us what you can do?! Oh wait....

 

I don't know how to code so not much, if i did tho DIFFERENT STORY TOTALLY

 

 

Its ok, neither does C*

[Shadowfennekin]

R* retweets an image of a user with that heist bag

R* also removes outfits like this

 

The general public can never understand R* logic

Like recently when they showed off a pic of somebody wearing the asshole shirt, which isn't even available legitimately. lol

[kringled]

Why can't I change my Social Clubs picture? Everytime I try to change my picture I get same old message about having to wait 5 minutes for the picture to show up on my social club page, but it never shows up. I've been waiting over 24 hours for one picture to show up, and so far it hasn't showed up on my Social Club page.

Social Club has been kind of broken in weird ways recently. The picture that shows up in the game stats page per character has stopped updating as I change outfits on my two characters recently.

 

 

I'm sick and goddamned tired of "Escape an X star wanted level" DO's

 

On my 7th attempt, I've escaped the last six and still nothing

Do that one as the first thing you do when starting the game session. If it fails, trying over and over is usually a waste of time - at least change sessions, maybe restart. Don't mess with masks. I've had very few doing it as the first one (usually by myself in invite only) I do.

 

 

Or better yet don't do these stupid daily objections anymore. If you're hurting that much for money why don't you just grind missions and Heists?

You know, it's possible to want to do the objectives without having a need for money. I do them because I find them amusing and it exposes me to a random selection of the things to do within GTA. I've gotten much better and more exposed to various jobs because of it. Fair enough if you don't like them, then don't do them, but you don't need to be rude to people who are trying to do them.

[Tonguegirl]

People with mics' on heists, learn to shut the fu*k up.

 

It's not a therapy session nor is it 'open mic' night at your local pub. If you're that desperate to be heard, create a youtube channel ffs.

Edited May 13, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[TexasRocks]

 

R* retweets an image of a user with that heist bag

R* also removes outfits like this

 

The general public can never understand R* logic

Like recently when they showed off a pic of somebody wearing the asshole shirt, which isn't even available legitimately. lol

Or showing us a fully customized Insurgent Pickup only accessible in one of their new dumb game modes.

[GTAVGG]

Still can't tolerate looking at my characters face. Wish the character creator/customization was better, but I know that will probably never happen.

[rlk232]

Please give us some cool stuff that is LEVEL LOCKED over 300. C'mon, ffs.

[Gridl0k]

Please give us some cool stuff that is LEVEL LOCKED over 300. C'mon, ffs.

 

1 level-locked vehicle ever, the Dubsta at 100. I just don't get R* sometimes.

[SPECTER II]

Jets need explosive rounds removed. I jet grief a lot but it has to go. Perhaps make the bullets extremely strong but not this strong. Annihilator needs a chance too. Why R* why

[Irish45455]

Being a quiet person seems to be working against me. I don't talk much when in a party with other people because I don't really know what to say, especially when party members talk about games like Fallout (never played any of them) and sports and sports games... What do I say? "Yeah, sports! That one guy got the ball past the other guy to the other team's thingy!" I can't help being quiet. When I do speak up, people talk over me, so what I say goes basically unheard. FML.

Edited May 13, 2016 by Irish45455

[Irish45455]

Was in a session with an SJW feminist today... She blew up on a guy, over the stupidest thing ever. He wasn't hounding female players, or harassing low levels... All he said was, "Sh*t, I just ran that lady over and killed her." This feminist chick starting acreaming, "You shouldn't talk about murdering women! Women don't deserve to be murdered, only men do!" The guy was like, "Are you sh*tting me right now? What about children? Children don't deserve to be murdered, nobody does!" Her response? "All men deserve to be murdered, and boys do too for being men! Little girls and women don't because they didn't do anything to deserve it and haven't done anything wrong!" I had to butt in and ask something, "So even innocent men deserve to die? Why?" Her response? "All men are sexist pigs who hate women and just want to use and take advantage of women!" Man, the sh*t you hear on GTA...

Edited May 13, 2016 by Irish45455

[Khaisz]

f*cking Taxi is slower then NPCs while on the highway even when I ask him to speedup.

WTF?

R*, Why is the only driver in the game that actually holds speedlimits and drives good the Taxi Driver?

[CUTS3R]

I'm tired of R* letting kids play this game, it's a f*cking 18+ game for f*ck sake! and those kids should do their homeworks or whatthef*ckever!

 

All i hear now when i go online is little kids whining or crying about every-f*cking-thing

 

mom? MOOOOOOOOOOOM?!?! go get me a soda, seriously turn your f*cking mic off if you're going to scream right in it.

 

If it's not kids, IT'S SQEEKING TEENS MOANING ABOUT HOW THEY GOT THEIR CAR IMPOUNDED after a gunfight.

 

 

 

 

Blame the parents, not Rockstar.

[Maya Echo Visari]

If I had a dollar for every goddamn time I've fallen off a ledge trying to climb down a goddamn ladder..

[Stupid Savage]

f*cking Taxi is slower then NPCs while on the highway even when I ask him to speedup.

WTF?

R*, Why is the only driver in the game that actually holds speedlimits and drives good the Taxi Driver?

Why are you taking a taxi? Just wondering.

[1GreyJedi]

Puzzies that will only fight you with rocket launchers <

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

DO:

flight school lesson

Me: okay sure

Game: flight school doesnt appear

Me: well fack

[DangerZ0neX]

This thread gave me cancer Edited May 13, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[Bandersnatch]

People who grab the briefcase in missions and drive to the other side of map.............

[Khaisz]

 

f*cking Taxi is slower then NPCs while on the highway even when I ask him to speedup.

WTF?

R*, Why is the only driver in the game that actually holds speedlimits and drives good the Taxi Driver?

Why are you taking a taxi? Just wondering.

 

My food got done while I was heading from a "Kill List" at the top of the map back to my garage in at Alta.

So I just called a Taxi and sat and watched it drive me while I ate.

[sreyazsec]

 

On PS3 and I just want to take clear, full body shots. I want to show off my top notch outfits, ugh. This is seriously one of the main reasons I want to upgrade, so I can take decent quality photos.

The camera is so bad on PS3. I tried different trick/methods to get a 3rd person shot of myself but nope, none have worked.

Equip a sticky bomb and keep pressing the R2 button

 

Then open snapmatic while holding R2 and you should be able to take a 3rd person photo (or at least this is how i did it)

 

R2?? Someone told me it was R1??

I'ma try it now, thank you for letting me know. I've spent ages trying to figure out how to do it.

[BatFerYou]

Puzzies that will only fight you with rocket launchers <

 

As EA like to say: it's in the game. It's legit. And it's fun. Adapt or die.

 

[Azirah]

More event weeks. For f*cks sake rockstar, just add the DLC.

Edited May 13, 2016 by Alisha Nicole