The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Thanks for taking away my dunce hat rockstar i really appreciate it! that white cone on my head gave me such an advantage didnt it

 

Was i reported for clocking 151mph yesterday on my hakachou? Unfair aero dynamic advantage

 

Im in a session right now with a floating head #justsaying

Edited May 12, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Shadowfennekin]

Played through SP earlier and I'm even more pissed the Rail Gun isn't Online.

1. You don't get it until late in the game.... nothing to use it on except cops......

2. So much for a NG exclusive if we can't use it Online. It being "too OP" is a bunch of sh*t compared to the OPness of a jet something ANYBODY can own. I really wish we could use it Online.

[Hunter]

So I was pointing my homing launcher at a helicopter earlier (just to scare it), then this happened:

 

 

 

I might've laughed at the time, but it's kind of depressing for the poor helicopters.

[Tonguegirl]

Yesterday in the Prison Break finale, I was demolition - when I got to Sandy Shores and got out of the bus to blow it up, as soon as I stepped off the bus we failed.

Apparently I hadn't 'destroyed the bus'..

I'm guessing this another bug, is there anything to avoid that bullsh*t?? So many bugs on this finale.. It's the one I get most invites to, so I always accept but it's driving me mad all of these silly bugs.

Happened to me as well. Another forum member told me to make sure I'm looking at the bus at all times when i'm moving away from it. It works.

[hyperar]

Played through SP earlier and I'm even more pissed the Rail Gun isn't Online.

1. You don't get it until late in the game.... nothing to use it on except cops......

2. So much for a NG exclusive if we can't use it Online. It being "too OP" is a bunch of sh*t compared to the OPness of a jet something ANYBODY can own. I really wish we could use it Online.

Considering that the infamous Homing Launcher is on MP, i don't see why the Rail Gun couldn't be.

 

Of course, it'd be better if they balance them by making ammo very expensive.

[Mr_Zombly]

It took four cars, four police cars to destroy my tank in hostile take over. oh look I still have cops. even though I died and failed the mission.

[hyperar]

It took four cars, four police cars to destroy my tank in hostile take over. oh look I still have cops. even though I died and failed the mission.

Same f*cking thing happened yesterday to me, how the f*ck can i outrun cops on a f*cking tank made of cardboard

Edited May 11, 2016 by hyperar

[Mr_Zombly]

 

Played through SP earlier and I'm even more pissed the Rail Gun isn't Online.

1. You don't get it until late in the game.... nothing to use it on except cops......

2. So much for a NG exclusive if we can't use it Online. It being "too OP" is a bunch of sh*t compared to the OPness of a jet something ANYBODY can own. I really wish we could use it Online.

Considering that the infamous Homing Launcher is on MP, i don't see why the Rail Gun couldn't be.

 

Of course, it'd be better if they balance them by making ammo very expensive.

 

As much as I agree, you'd just see more people using it to justify modding "this is why people mod c*"

[sreyazsec]

 

Yesterday in the Prison Break finale, I was demolition - when I got to Sandy Shores and got out of the bus to blow it up, as soon as I stepped off the bus we failed.

Apparently I hadn't 'destroyed the bus'..

I'm guessing this another bug, is there anything to avoid that bullsh*t?? So many bugs on this finale.. It's the one I get most invites to, so I always accept but it's driving me mad all of these silly bugs.

Happened to me as well. Another forum member told me to make sure I'm looking at the bus at all times when i'm moving away from it. It works.

 

Jesus.. That's absolutely ridiculous, well I suppose if it solves the problem - I'ma remember that.

[Gridl0k]

^ Well that explains what happened the last time I played that finale. Maybe I'll give it another go in a year or two, see if they've finished it yet.

[No Use For A Name]

I just moved out of my high end apartment and bought a garage.

 

Why?

 

So Lester the Molester will leave me the hell alone

[LordRaijin]

I found a way to look at the snapmatic photo's that I took with my in-game phone camera without having to upload it on Rockstars server by downloading a third party image software (IrfanView).

 

 

Come to find out that the quality of these photos are below average. I'm highly disappointed in the resolution and the quality. These photos aren't what I expected.

 

I might as well continue using my screenshot software that came with my laptop.... at least the quality is within reason and acceptable.

Edited May 11, 2016 by LordRaijin

[Gridl0k]

I just moved out of my high end apartment and bought a garage.

 

Why?

 

So Lester the Molester will leave me the hell alone

 

You could have just done whatever the phone call was about, and he would stop calling.

[ten-a-penny]

 

I just moved out of my high end apartment and bought a garage.

 

Why?

 

So Lester the Molester will leave me the hell alone

You could have just done whatever the phone call was about, and he would stop calling.

By doing all the heists maybe?

[Gridl0k]

I think the heist call stops when you host one to completion but it's been a while. I know his other call needs you to use 'locate a vehicle' to stop it.

[Jenkiiii]

Logging on to GTAO, pulling up the Securoserve App and seeing: "5:00 minutes left as a VIP"

 

I haven't played the game for three days FFS, so can I have my 4 hours of VIP fun please, Rockstar? I hate that, just because I forgot to 'retire' at the end of the last session.

[Gridl0k]

^ Start a VIP work, wait a bit then quit to SP via d-pad. Load back in and it might reset.

 

I wish you could retire as VIP via the SC website, I always f*cking forget.

[TCA]

I'm on my final daily objective and what does it do? IT RESETS ITSELF. I thought the damn daily objectives reset at 5 am Eastern Standard the f*ck???

Nope. They reset 12am-1am EST. I feel your pain!

[Jenkiiii]

^ Start a VIP work, wait a bit then quit to SP via d-pad. Load back in and it might reset.

 

I wish you could retire as VIP via the SC website, I always f*cking forget.

 

I think you need to start GTAO in an invite only session too, pretty much the way the car dupe glitches worked.

 

But like you, I forget to retire...

[hyperar]

By doing all the heists maybe?

I hope that make Martin to stop harassing me with those stupid Adv. Modes, no Martin, i don't want to play them, f*ck off, you big mexican weirdo

[Hunter]

 

Really? F**king hell.

[LordRaijin]

 

Really? F**king hell.

 

I had that happening to me when I was doing pac standard finale heist. I was driving the Lectro (I'm no noob when it comes to driving bikes in this game) and this NOOSE SUV came out of nowhere and ram right into me thus killing me on instant.

Edited May 11, 2016 by LordRaijin

[Arrows to Athens]

Is it normal to have absolute disdain and hatred towards other Online characters/avatars?

 

My character is just there, a blank character, he knows he's a nobody and just lives the life he was given and chosen, but I hate seeing other characters from these lot:-

 

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- Tacticools who wear nothing but heist gear. Be original you moronic militia wanna-be's.

 

- Obnoxious fashionistas who wear expensive flashy clothes and drive obnoxiously colored expensive non-practical cars like the Windsor. They probably like eating golden turds for breakfast.

 

- People who try to make their character look as badass as possible when it ends up making them look like midlife crisis hipsters. Oh my God, these people are tryhards at trying to look cool for Snapmatic shots and whatnot.

 

- Spikey red-haired shirtless c*nts with red shorts, red face paint, red spikey shoes, and fingerless gloves who are always psychos on the map. I've encountered this sh*tty stereotype way too many times, and they're all f*cking kids.

 

- People who roleplay with female characters and make them act girly and drive petite pastel-colored cars and wear cutesy outfits all while making them walk posh. This isn't f*cking Barbie, you fa**ots.

 

- Furries, Bronies, and Weeaboos. I lost count of how many times I went on a rampage against animal-maskers and blew up cars with a typical smug anime face crew emblem.

 

- Everyone else. Every single one of you have characters that look the same and wear the same and drive the same sh*t, stop pretending you're unique by shoving a special snowflake backstory thinking you're in the same respect as an actual storyline GTA protagonist like Vercetti or Niko or Michael.

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It's a game.

[Quiet Lady]

Two adversary modes spamming my phone every minute or so?! Gee whiz! Thanks, Rockstar!

 

Why are we unable to hide these things? Spamming my phone definitely won't make me want to play them.

 

f*ckin' martin

[LordRaijin]

Two adversary modes spamming my phone every minute or so?! Gee whiz! Thanks, Rockstar!

 

Why are we unable to hide these things? Spamming my phone definitely won't make me want to play them.

 

f*ckin' martin

 

Theirs a way for you to disable the notifications. It's under settings< Notifications.

[rlk232]

Got run over by the random idiot NPCs 3 times in a minute while playing RR. That resulted in me dying twice. Well done!

[hyperar]

Theirs a way for you to disable the notifications. It's under settings< Notifications.

That's like killing a spider with a flamethrower, he doesn't want to turn off notifications, he just wants C* to stop spamming Adv. Modes invites

[Arrows to Athens]

Yesterday in the Prison Break finale, I was demolition - when I got to Sandy Shores and got out of the bus to blow it up, as soon as I stepped off the bus we failed.

Apparently I hadn't 'destroyed the bus'..

I'm guessing this another bug, is there anything to avoid that bullsh*t?? So many bugs on this finale.. It's the one I get most invites to, so I always accept but it's driving me mad all of these silly bugs.

Even Crank Up The Volume, a contact mission, is severely bugged, but it's still, however, completable. The bug is basically two different missions (can't remember what the other one is) are combined together; some of the players spawn away from each other halfway across the map, and some players have different objectives on their screen. It asks you to steal an RV, but in fact, it's actually a truck you have to steal. You will still steal the truck, but the blue blip that indicates the truck will not move, even though you still stole it. On one player's screen, it will say to take the 'RV' to the meth lab, with another player's screen requesting to take it to another location. But there is only one correct location you have to take it to.

 

It's all f*cked, man, and Rockstar don't even care any more. Hell, they haven't even given us back the other missions yet, like Chemical Extraction, Pick up Sticks, American Exports, Coveted etc...

Edited May 11, 2016 by Fearx--

[LordRaijin]

 

Theirs a way for you to disable the notifications. It's under settings< Notifications.

That's like killing a spider with a flamethrower, he doesn't want to turn off notifications, he just wants C* to stop spamming Adv. Modes invites

Unfortunately that's not going to happen. C* seems to be quite proud of their adversary modes. I don't know why but they do.

 

The only way you can relieve some of the pain is if you disable the notification from appearing on your screen.

[Gridl0k]

Or you could just accept the invite and then quit straight out, thus making them not NEW. That stops them iirc.

Edited May 11, 2016 by Gridl0k