The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Tonguegirl]

Realising that the ridiculously expensive, supposedly super-fast vehicles we bought are actually mediocre piles of sh*te that still need a downhill slope to win a fu*king speed challenge.

[Affalterbach]

Hosts who wait for a completely full lobby. Start the job already when 6 people out of 8 have joined. By waiting people just start leaving. Retards.

[Furtive Pygmy]

Realising that the ridiculously expensive, supposedly super-fast vehicles we bought are actually mediocre piles of sh*te that still need a downhill slope to win a fu*king speed challenge.

And this is why I stick to aesthetically pleasing vehicles as opposed to "super cars". My Albany Virgo handles well, gets me where I need to go in a decent time, and looks damn good with the skirts and matte black paint job.

 

If I really need to push the speed envelope I just take my Kuruma.

[Tonguegirl]

 

Realising that the ridiculously expensive, supposedly super-fast vehicles we bought are actually mediocre piles of sh*te that still need a downhill slope to win a fu*king speed challenge.

And this is why I stick to aesthetically pleasing vehicles as opposed to "super cars". My Albany Virgo handles well, gets me where I need to go in a decent time, and looks damn good with the skirts and matte black paint job.

 

If I really need to push the speed envelope I just take my Kuruma.

 

I was actually referring to this lovely little thing, I don't own any of the other 'Supers'. I was all excited about doing the speed challenge, thinking it was going to obliterate everything. It managed 1 mph more than my Schafter. Not impressed.

 

Edited May 10, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[Shadowfennekin]

Hosts who wait for a completely full lobby. Start the job already when 6 people out of 8 have joined. By waiting people just start leaving. Retards.

And it's annoying when the sh*t matchmaking keeps throwing you back in when trying to join another random lobby.

[Aqua]

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

 

 

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

 

This almost looked deliberate and intentional.

 

That's because it was. I interviewed him.

 

Prison Break is the hardest heist imo (also most enjoyable first time round), mainly because you can't really pick up the slack or defend weaker teammates like you can in pac standard and series A and to an extent humane labs.

When im in that buzzard in prison break i never land before everyone else is grounded so they cant fly in the rotors...

They still can run in the tail rotor though

[PetrolCB]

 

 

 

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

This almost looked deliberate and intentional.

 

That's because it was. I interviewed him.

 

Prison Break is the hardest heist imo (also most enjoyable first time round), mainly because you can't really pick up the slack or defend weaker teammates like you can in pac standard and series A and to an extent humane labs.

 

You can pick up the slack to a certain (relatively high) degree.

 

Just do the (usually) easiest method of having the pilot enter Sandy Shores when the time is ticking down. He follows the jet, demo's sole job is to hover near the prison and lock on to all of the guards, clearing a path for ground team (whether or not they have the Kuruma is a non/minor-factor), and just guide them to the exit.

 

Once at the plane, stay in formation with them like you're the Blue Angels and make a bee-line towards the yellow check mark. It works every time and is such a breeze.

 

This finale isn't as difficult as you think.

Edited May 10, 2016 by MapRef41N93W

[No Homing]

Realising that the ridiculously expensive, supposedly super-fast vehicles we bought are actually mediocre piles of sh*te that still need a downhill slope to win a fu*king speed challenge.

 

Nothing beats the Hakachou for the Highest Speed Challenge. Easy 260+ km/h.

[Guest]

 

 

 

 

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

This almost looked deliberate and intentional.

 

That's because it was. I interviewed him.

 

Prison Break is the hardest heist imo (also most enjoyable first time round), mainly because you can't really pick up the slack or defend weaker teammates like you can in pac standard and series A and to an extent humane labs.

 

You can pick up the slack to a certain (relatively high) degree.

 

Just do the (usually) easiest method of having the pilot enter Sandy Shores when the time is ticking down. He follows the jet, demo's sole job is to hover near the prison and lock on to all of the guards, clearing a path for ground team (whether or not they have the Kuruma is a non/minor-factor), and just guide them to the exit.

 

Once at the plane, stay in formation with them like you're the Blue Angels and make a bee-line towards the yellow check mark. It works every time and is such a breeze.

 

This finale isn't as difficult as you think.

 

 

I never said it was difficult, I know how to do all roles of the heist. The point is some people think they're Rambo in the prison and die. Some people are dumb pilots. Other can't even steal a bus in time. It's much easier for one idiot to fail the whole heist for everybody. My point was, for example, on Pac Standard you're all together and sometimes that pays off with randumbs, especially if they don't stay at the bank and insist on getting to the bikes with you, there's your chance to pick up slack or defend weaker players as and when they need it.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

The f*ck this even mean!? Thanks C* for the most vague explanation in the would about what happened....

[Gridl0k]

^ That's like my favourite;

 

[For 2 minutes]

"Getting session information..."

..

"Joining session..."

"Session is private. Please ask for an invite."

 

WELL WHAT f*ckING SESSION INFORMATION WERE YOU GETTING THEN YOU PIECE OF sh*t.

[nkaujrog]

Can't believe my Gold Wireless Sony Headset broke 2 nights ago as I put it on .. (sighs) .. Oh well, went and bought me another one along with analog stick covers .. gonna go pick it up today! YAY! .. (looks at her empty wallet) ..

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

^ That's like my favourite;

 

[For 2 minutes]

"Getting session information..."

..

"Joining session..."

"Session is private. Please ask for an invite."

 

WELL WHAT f*ckING SESSION INFORMATION WERE YOU GETTING THEN YOU PIECE OF sh*t.

Your profile is the GTA IV Packer, I approve.

Today already started out like s*it for GTA, first try abandoned public lobby, find new session, infinite f*cking loading screen, restart game, get in to full session, 25 minutes later, get error posted above.

[Gridl0k]

Your profile is the GTA IV Packer, I approve.

 

I've been posting RAMP TRUCK for a while now to try and remind Rockstar that the game is supposed to be fun, but they left out the mobile ramps. So yeah it's this DLC or never...

 

When they do add them I'm gonna charge Furry Monkey an hourly rate to drive around in front of him.

Edited May 10, 2016 by Gridl0k

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

If people could upgrade from thier 1mb internet maybe i could play the time trial

[TCA]

 

 

my character is such a freaking idiot clutz -_-; tied of the wonky sh*t mechanics

Edited May 10, 2016 by TCA

[TKDSnovelist]

 

 

my character is such a freaking idiot clutz -_-; tied of the wonky sh*t mechanics

 

Is this PC? Why is your ocean looking so good?

[Gridl0k]

nvm

Edited May 10, 2016 by Gridl0k

[TCA]

 

 

 

my character is such a freaking idiot clutz -_-; tied of the wonky sh*t mechanics

 

Is this PC? Why is your ocean looking so good?

 

PS4. I'l never play this on PC

[TKDSnovelist]

 

 

 

 

my character is such a freaking idiot clutz -_-; tied of the wonky sh*t mechanics

 

Is this PC? Why is your ocean looking so good?

 

PS4. I'l never play this on PC

 

 

Me too. Maybe its the weather/lighting/TV settings, but damn... looks like turquoise paradise water, mine always looks like a swamp or something.

Edited May 10, 2016 by TKDSnovelist

[TCA]

 

 

 

 

 

my character is such a freaking idiot clutz -_-; tied of the wonky sh*t mechanics

 

Is this PC? Why is your ocean looking so good?

 

PS4. I'l never play this on PC

 

 

Me too. Maybe its the weather/lighting/TV settings, but damn... looks like turquoise paradise water, mine always looks like a swamp or something.

 

hmm weird. Wonder why it's like that for you? Have to take some shots and PM them to me to see.

The f*ck this even mean!? Thanks C* for the most vague explanation in the would about what happened....

Worst time it happens after completing a heist that happens you end up losing audio for a bit, did it to me few days ago.

[Hunter]

First time I've really bothered much with a time trial, and it's a lot harder than I thought it'd be. I tried a Hakuchou first - I either got there too slow, or died jumping too high. Then a T20 - either just too slow, or the f**king thing slid around.

 

Oh, and that traffic doesn't help.

[TKDSnovelist]

Like GTA. Except only with unlimited helicopters, three at once, going full auto on you.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yTlL7kcSRs

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

Realising that the ridiculously expensive, supposedly super-fast vehicles we bought are actually mediocre piles of sh*te that still need a downhill slope to win a fu*king speed challenge.

And this is why I stick to aesthetically pleasing vehicles as opposed to "super cars". My Albany Virgo handles well, gets me where I need to go in a decent time, and looks damn good with the skirts and matte black paint job.

 

If I really need to push the speed envelope I just take my Kuruma.

 

I was actually referring to this lovely little thing, I don't own any of the other 'Supers'. I was all excited about doing the speed challenge, thinking it was going to obliterate everything. It managed 1 mph more than my Schafter. Not impressed.

 

 

Non-supers and non-sports cars like the Pigalle, for example, can go as fast as the Entity XF in a straight line.

[CrysisAverted]

call for bati

attempt time trial

had a bad start because I bounced so I hold triangle to respawn

I was leaning on a boulder while holding triangle

I suddenly fall off my bike and faceplant

can't get back on bike even after timer

can't call my mechanic because just called him

no cars around

have to haul ass to nearest road to steal a car to shove my bike out of the crevice

[AUScowboy]

"Cannot locate the necessary files to join gta online"...okay, WTF does tgat even mean?!!? Ugh, need to grind dammit! Better get your game cleaned up before those new updates r*..

[Arrows to Athens]

The f*ck this even mean!? Thanks C* for the most vague explanation in the would about what happened....

Sometimes when a mission is about to launch, the game takes me up into the sky and into a free roam session with no error message or anything.

[Hermes!!]

Getting cops immediately after phoning lester. f*cking bullsh*t

Edited May 10, 2016 by AidenJFG

[Arrows to Athens]

Getting cops immediately after phoning lester. f*cking bullsh*t

Yeah, what the f*ck is that bullsh*t?

 

And getting rid of the cops after calling Lester, only to get them again because of a cop car that crashed into you.

Edited May 10, 2016 by Fearx--