The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[gtafan26]

I just got my 7th bad sport sentence, Enough said...

Sucks for you, have you considered, oh I dont know.............stop being a bad sport ?

Edited May 9, 2016 by gtafan26

[FFDP999]

I hate snipers who zig-zag back and forth. People really care about that k/d. Hate it almost as much as snipers on battlefield with a 40x scope.

[CrysisAverted]

game nice and quiet

dude joins blasting sh*t music on mic

they're mic icon aint showing up so I can't tell who to mute

mute everybody

 

every f*cking time

[j0hn_d0e]

Pay the Benz, you cheap bastards. And go back to real, decent updates.

 

All that needs to be said.

 

Ever.

[Hunter]

Landing this thing is like being on one of those bucking bronco rides:

 

[am30]

 

 

 

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

 

You're "precious time"? Seriously, get over yourself. You can't be that busy if you're playing a video game.

[Hunter]

You're "precious time"? Seriously, get over yourself. You can't be that busy if you're playing a video game.

 

 

The fictional President Underwood wants a word with you:

 

[Urustay Gordov Matt D.]

 

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

You're "precious time"? Seriously, get over yourself. You can't be that busy if you're playing a video game.

The buzzard is one of the best helis in the game IMO. Fast, agile, and small.

[ten-a-penny]

The buzzard is one of the best helis in the game IMO. Fast, agile, and small.

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What does the helicopter used has anything to do with what am30 or AlienTwo said?!?!?!?!!!???

[Gridl0k]

 

 

"Are you a modder?"

On Xbox One.....

When people ask that I just want to reach through the screen and punch them for their stupidity.

Especially when there are a gazillion level 8000s and invisible f*cktards running around that should be asked that question instead of a level 452 player wearing a f*cking fox mask.

 

I had a floating head turn up on my boat yesterday, but he put down sh*tloads of ground fireworks so I forgive him. Only a level 230ish too, I guess some people are sensible enough to not go full 8000.

 

So yeah, Rockstar, GIVE US BACK OUR FIREWORKS.

[hyperar]

 

 

 

Spoiler because can't resize, wtf?, look for those missions on job list thinking they may have added them back... nope

[Azirah]

 

 

 

Spoiler because can't resize, wtf?, look for those missions on job list thinking they may have added them back... nope

Been playing the game since launch and I've never SEEN or PLAYED 'Dirt Road' tf...

[Gridl0k]

 

 

 

 

Spoiler because can't resize, wtf?, look for those missions on job list thinking they may have added them back... nope

Been playing the game since launch and I've never SEEN or PLAYED 'Dirt Road' tf...

 

 

You'd just finished one of the other playlist missions, probably Crystal Clear Out I or II? The other playlist missions then show up on the vote screen because reasons. They've not been removed from the game they're just well-hidden.

 

If you've not played Dirt Road or Factory Closure or another rare mission search Social Club playlists for 'contact' or 'mission' eg

 

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/xboxone/playlists/playlist/xnO65UsAX02PkhTH90uMhw

Edited May 9, 2016 by Gridl0k

[hyperar]

You'd just finished one of the other playlist missions, probably Crystal Clear Out I or II? The other playlist missions then show up on the vote screen because reasons. They've not been removed from the game they're just well-hidden.

 

If you've not played Dirt Road or Factory Closure or another rare mission search Social Club playlists for 'contact' or 'mission' eg

 

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/xboxone/playlists/playlist/xnO65UsAX02PkhTH90uMhw

Yeah, i know they're still there, never found them though, but i didn't know they could show up on the vote screen, still stupid they removed hid them. Thanks for the tip.

Edited May 9, 2016 by hyperar

[Gridl0k]

Imagine if all contact missions could be put into playlists, then imagine that spawning worked as originally i.e. you start the next mission where you finish the last one, and your pegasus vehicle remains spawned where it was too (although you did need to land aircraft before finishing or they'd crash).

 

Now cry a little because of how contact missions ended up working...

[No Homing]

Those missions are only accessible from a corona that's only there at specific times. Look up the times and locations. They have always been there.

I know, I have played every single R* created and (currently) verified jobs.

[Gridl0k]

Those missions are only accessible from a corona that's only there at specific times. Look up the times and locations. They have always been there.

I know, I have played every single R* created and (currently) verified jobs.

 

You can playlist them.

 

Edit - you could playlist them, I mean. So the easiest way to play them is to find them in a playlist and add that to your game. The one I linked is only missing Dirt Road, if you find one with all of them let me know :thumb:

Edited May 9, 2016 by Gridl0k

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

"Are you a modder?"

On Xbox One.....

When people ask that I just want to reach through the screen and punch them for their stupidity.

Especially when there are a gazillion level 8000s and invisible f*cktards running around that should be asked that question instead of a level 452 player wearing a f*cking fox mask.

Meanwhile I join a VIP group, not two seconds later some level 20 bodyguard says "F*cking furfag! Why invite a FurFag, they no skill at games!" Yeah that's why I'm a level 248 and are the only bodyguard doing their job right...

[AUScowboy]

Rally race for D.O. two days in a row? On separate characters, sure, but FAAAAAHK, c'mon y'know?!

[No Homing]

 

Those missions are only accessible from a corona that's only there at specific times. Look up the times and locations. They have always been there.

I know, I have played every single R* created and (currently) verified jobs.

 

You can playlist them.

 

Edit - you could playlist them, I mean. So the easiest way to play them is to find them in a playlist and add that to your game. The one I linked is only missing Dirt Road, if you find one with all of them let me know :thumb:

 

 

Oh ofcourse, my bad. I kinda forgot that.

[PetrolCB]

 

The buzzard is one of the best helis in the game IMO. Fast, agile, and small.

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What does the helicopter used has anything to do with what am30 or AlienTwo said?!?!?!?!!!???

 

He works for Warstock. He's just trying to get some sales and get some commission. It's a tough economy and a man's gotta eat.

[No Homing]

 

 

The buzzard is one of the best helis in the game IMO. Fast, agile, and small.

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What does the helicopter used has anything to do with what am30 or AlienTwo said?!?!?!?!!!???

 

He works for Warstock. He's just trying to get some sales and get some commission. It's a tough economy and a man's gotta eat.

 

 

He is doing it wrong then. He should expand his inventory. Add something like ehm...... well, what could he add.....?? hmmm... The Hunter maybe?? Just sayin'

[PetrolCB]

Take it up with Consumer Affairs.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So yachts seem to now have Phalanx active defense systems, tried to snipe someone hiding on their yacht after shooting down my VIPs unarmed plane and the Air defense system seems to have shot every bullet out of the air and seems to be able to shoot ground targets on shore as well. This is some next level bulls*it.

[Gridl0k]

^ yacht defence has worked like this since launch (no pun intended, i suppose).

 

But it's nice to meet one of you in the forum. Usually I just wave from the hot tub.

[nkaujrog]

I am starting to get bored of GTAO now .. otherwise I just came here to get my laugh in for the day. LOL.

[Kangee]

To the troll that dislikes almost every new created job without actually playing it - Get Faaaaaaarked! 0 Likes 1 Dislikes 0 Plays.

 

I know it is not just me as I see that rating on a lot of new jobs, and it may be more than one troll, it is could be that the glitch of dislking an unplayed job only works once.

 

Spend the time to actually play each new job if you are that bored, and dislike it then if that is your opinion.

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

Rockstar claims to be giving feature rich updates in the future I hate to say i have no faith but, Itll likely be adversary modes and jobs players made.

[Guest]

 

 

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

This almost looked deliberate and intentional.

 

That's because it was. I interviewed him.

 

 

Prison Break is the hardest heist imo (also most enjoyable first time round), mainly because you can't really pick up the slack or defend weaker teammates like you can in pac standard and series A and to an extent humane labs.

Edited May 9, 2016 by Guest

[TheFroggmann]

Nothing is more frustrating than people who can't drive under a massive magnet attached to a "flying big rig". Incredibly rage-inducing but hilarious.

 

Except for when the dipsh*t in the "Flying Big Rig" keeps hitting all of the f*cking light poles. The Cargobob was smoking by the time the cutscene ran.

Landing this thing is like being on one of those bucking bronco rides:

 

 

 

I remember the first time I flew one of those, killed 3 of my friends with the main/tail rotors before the damned thing settled down.