The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[gtafan26]

Oh, and another bitch I forgot about. When someone drags me into a freeroam battle, I take part a little bit, we're both kind of even, I get tired of it and leave to go back to my own business, then they message me calling me a p*ssy.

 

What? Do you expect me to stay in a freeroam battle with you until you get tired? Or forever? You were the one who started it anyway, wasn't my idea, I can leave when I freaking please.

They dont even wait for that, they call you a pus*y while you are in passive mode (or so you thought) ,or trying to get into passive mode so you can continue minding you own god damn business and not have to deal with the primates.

[Voit Turyv]

be in passive mode

find a yellow Sentinel

drive to Burton LSC

notice its entrance being blocked by wrecked jets

drive to La Mesa LSC and sell the car

an idea

use a tank to unlock the entrance pro publico bono

call the tank

drive there

be a few meters away from Burton LSC

everyone leaves

kurwa mać

[Eliz]

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

[OrderInCore]

Hello,

 

If the f*ckin stupid Rockstar are reading this....i will be very happy!

PLEASE do something about this rule in online game! I have GTAV Since last year! I am playing online heists A LOT and i am tiered from stupid people who joins the host and when the game starts they leave and all is going in the toilet. Please remove that rule rockstar! Let the other players continue with the Heist. Why the f*ck you should f*cked up the other players joining the heist?

Why the hell is this rule? I spend more time in waiting and finding proper team than playing your stupid online game! What is this? For example yesterday every single time when i start haste one from the f*ckin players who join randomly QUITS and f*cked up everything and start all over again searching and waiting....WTF Why is that? For example in Counter Strike when they play Competitive and some of the team players quit the others continue to play with bot! I think you should seriously think about that because i am on the way to unninstal that sh*t from my computer and never play GTA V online again! I am sure many people have the same issue! This is a total WASTE of time! Game is over before it starts because of some f*ckin sh*ty kid which dont know why he is living at all....f*ck this!

I am really pissed off about that! And no, i am not gonna say nothing about the stupid funny hacker guys....SO EXPENSIVE game SO GOOD game and you allow hackers? You allow some stupidy like this in Heists? This is tottaly f*cked up your game!

 

Peace and sh*t for you!

[kBlaise]

Not possible, since four people are required for four specific roles in each setup and the heists themselves as well. But going back to the lobby and looking for more players once one idiot leaves would be much better than leaving the heist altogether, yeah.

[Hermes!!]

Nothing is more frustrating than people who can't drive under a massive magnet attached to a "flying big rig". Incredibly rage-inducing but hilarious.

[sreyazsec]

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

Or they run in front of the plane when you're waiting for them. I had one guy do it twice in a row. Run straight into the blades, despite me purposely moving the plane so the door was on the side he was coming towards me, he still ran around the front.

 

I messaged him, then he did the exact same f*cking thing, so I left. I've seen people parachute but drop from it and dying when they hit the water. I think they thought a fall into water wouldn't kill them, well it does.

Edited May 8, 2016 by ceszayers

[Gridl0k]

I find it's better to hover over the beach and wait for everyone else to land first, and hope they don't stand directly underneath you as you're coming down.

 

This; if you're playing heists with randoms you need to be protecting them from their own stupidity as much as from the NPCs. Putting a moulinex in their LZ is not recommended.

 

If you're doing it right they won't even know you saved them all numerous times

Edited May 8, 2016 by Gridl0k

[Lester-The-Molester]

Go to those heist-recruiting topics on the Online section.

There, problem solved.

[TwistOfLime21]

Waiting forever in a lobby for a deathmatch to start because the retard host keeps extending the time until it has the full 16 players... but sets the target to 10.

 

Match was over in less than a minute.

[Eliz]

 

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f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

Or they run in front of the plan when you're waiting for them. I had one guy do it twice in a row. Run straight into the blades, despite me purposely moving the plane so the door was on the side he was coming towards me, he still ran around the front.

 

I messaged him, then he did the exact same f*cking thing, so I left. I've seen people parachute but drop from it and dying when they hit the water. I think they thought a fall into water wouldn't kill them, well it does.

 

Yeah, I know. I had to face that terrible experience as well. That's why I try my very best to avoid Prison Break finale and Trash Talk setup invites. Don't get me started on how frustrating Trash Talk setup is to complete in a single run. I've never been able to complete Trash Talk in a single run. It's too hard for me even when the difficulty level is set to easy. I mean, you can't even wear the Heist utility outfit during that setup. I really like that outfit. It increases your chances of surviving during a heist to quite an extent.

[Non Funkable Token]

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

 

One of the things that lead me to not touch Prison Break since my criminal mastermind run, even with a 5 meter pole.

[ten-a-penny]

Yeah, all those yachts. VIP jobs and enhanced freemode events are a total pain. Combine that with the absence of modders and, as you say, the lame but NEW cars, extra jobs, Benny's, clothes, R* Editor and Director mode and the fact that there's at least another 2 years before GTA6 comes out so plenty of room for more and more updates and yeah.... OH, wait LOL.

The dude's point went right over your head.

[ELNAATH12232007]

I just got my 7th bad sport sentence, Enough said...

[LordRaijin]

we'll never get Heists quality dlc again

 

At least we get more Lowrider free updates and more adversary modes. Be grateful.

 

~sarcasm

[sreyazsec]

I feel like one of the only people who likes the Pac Standard finale. I love it.
However I don't love hosts who don't allow us to wear our own outfits, I have a specific outfit for heists and I can never bloody use it. Then you have the guys who blow themselves up with explosives when we try to escape.

 

Not to mention when your teammates are the ones who knock you off a bike and leave you to deal with cops on your own.

 

I think it'd be a perfect finale if you weren't playing with randoms.

[LordRaijin]

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

This almost looked deliberate and intentional.

[Mister Pink]

I know that is quite frustrating.

 

What I would personally love to see in the future of GTA is more organic heists that allow you raid banks. Some of the low-paying less "secure" banks can be robbed solo but as you move up the scale in the size and success of banks, you'll need to co-ordinate with crew on how to pull it off. These heists can be initiated seamlessly by walking in off the street and not in a lobby with hosts etc. You can divide the cash between you. How much you take depends on how much cash you could pocket before the fuzz arrives.

 

I actually thought that's how some of the heists were going to work. Seamless organic style, walk in to a bank, hold it up and try survive and take home the cash.

[TKDSnovelist]

Or they run in front of the plane when you're waiting for them. I had one guy do it twice in a row. Run straight into the blades, despite me purposely moving the plane so the door was on the side he was coming towards me, he still ran around the front.

 

I messaged him, then he did the exact same f*cking thing, so I left. I've seen people parachute but drop from it and dying when they hit the water. I think they thought a fall into water wouldn't kill them, well it does.

 

 

Gotta admit, i almost had this yesterday... wanted to get in the front, right besides the pilot. But Rashkovsky seems to have reserved this spot, even though he was like 5 meters away. When i've pressed triangle, my guy wanted to get in the left side & automatically (almost) walked into the propeller in the front. I thought i'd die for a split second.

[sreyazsec]

 

Or they run in front of the plane when you're waiting for them. I had one guy do it twice in a row. Run straight into the blades, despite me purposely moving the plane so the door was on the side he was coming towards me, he still ran around the front.

 

I messaged him, then he did the exact same f*cking thing, so I left. I've seen people parachute but drop from it and dying when they hit the water. I think they thought a fall into water wouldn't kill them, well it does.

 

 

Gotta admit, i almost had this yesterday... wanted to get in the front, right besides the pilot. But Rashkovsky seems to have reserved this spot, even though he was like 5 meters away. When i've pressed triangle, my guy wanted to get in the left side & automatically (almost) walked into the propeller in the front. I thought i'd die for a split second.

 

I think that's what most of them do. They don't know they can't get in the front..

It's why I open the door on the side they are on, I'm trying to say 'THIS IS THE DOOR YOU GET IN. I'VE OPENED IT JUST FOR YOU'. Doesn't seem to make much of a difference most of the time.

[TKDSnovelist]

 

 

Or they run in front of the plane when you're waiting for them. I had one guy do it twice in a row. Run straight into the blades, despite me purposely moving the plane so the door was on the side he was coming towards me, he still ran around the front.

 

I messaged him, then he did the exact same f*cking thing, so I left. I've seen people parachute but drop from it and dying when they hit the water. I think they thought a fall into water wouldn't kill them, well it does.

 

 

Gotta admit, i almost had this yesterday... wanted to get in the front, right besides the pilot. But Rashkovsky seems to have reserved this spot, even though he was like 5 meters away. When i've pressed triangle, my guy wanted to get in the left side & automatically (almost) walked into the propeller in the front. I thought i'd die for a split second.

 

I think that's what most of them do. They don't know they can't get in the front..

It's why I open the door on the side they are on, I'm trying to say 'THIS IS THE DOOR YOU GET IN. I'VE OPENED IT JUST FOR YOU'. Doesn't seem to make much of a difference most of the time.

 

 

 

Always (like 29 out of 30 times) went in the back, now thought i'd get in the front, so we don't have to wait for Rashkovsky walking up there.

Edited May 8, 2016 by TKDSnovelist

[sreyazsec]

JESUS f*ckING CHRIST.

 

Put into freeroam and everytime I spawn I float into the air and die. WHAT THE f*ck????!?!?!?!?!?

I'm so f*cking sick of the modding c*nts.

I'm dying everytime I spawn, I float into the f*cking and die. f*ckING IDIOTS.

 

Pretty sure it's some LittlePoky2 douche (whatever his f*cking dumbass name is) he's managing to kill people whilst everyone is dying. Couldn't even report the little bitch.

So f*cking tired of these little sh*ts.

 

EDIT - Just did the Wet Work setup and my teammate blew up my car and kept running me over. I'm really starting to go off this game.

Edited May 8, 2016 by ceszayers

[Eliz]

Couldn't even report the little bitch.

Haha, the same thing happens on PC too. Even when you do. They ( Rockstar support) won't even take a look at it. It's like they don't give a sh*t on whether you enjoy playing their crappy online game or not.

 

Please don't quote me or anything. I really am not interested in starting a pointless drivel driven argument,

[sreyazsec]

Why would an argument start.. The f*ck is wrong people.

[slowburn29]

howcome I can't hear my radio when I drive drunk? the music is half the point

 

You know rockstar, for a bunch of drunks you are really disappointing me lately

[DedetOS1]

f*ck it f*ck f*ck f*ck stupid assholes who sh*tted on the game with unfixable problems.I can't join online,it said "timed out bluhbluhluhbluh" bullsh*t 5 f*ckING TIMES IN A ROW and kicked me to singleplayer and every time I get kicked to singleplayer,THERE IS MICHAEL'S STUPID,SELFISH,LUNATIC,BROKEN FAMILY INCLUDING HIS SON OF A BITCH SON JIMMY THE BLOND HAIRED FAT BASTARD

[TKDSnovelist]

INCLUDING HIS SON OF A BITCH SON JIMMY THE BLOND HAIRED FAT BASTARD

 

[Irish45455]

Doing Pacific Standard finale. Me, rank 300 something, and a 98 and 60 something. I grab money, stay in the bank. Rank 60 something keeps following the host even though he said to stay in the goddamn bank. Kid keeps saying, "I don't have the money, I wanna follow you, you're my best friend!" He gets killed (no heist armor) and we restart. All three of us tell him, help out with the cops then get your ass in the bank and keep it there. What does he do? Goes apesh*t. "I've been playing this game longer than all of you and you can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!" And he runs right down the street towards the horse track, and we fail again. How hard is it to listen? We get to the vote screen and the kid goes even apesh*ttier. "Why did we fail?! Who made us fail?! What f*cking goddamn sh*t ass n****r made us fail?!" I just left. I don't need that in my life. If a kid can't listen and pay attention, then I won't bother. Pay the Benz, you cheap bastards. And go back to real, decent updates.

Edited May 8, 2016 by Irish45455

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

f*ck those people who do this kind of sh*t at the very end of Prison Break. God, I sometimes feel like they do it on purpose to piss me off. Don't they realize how hard it is to complete Prison Break with a bunch of randoms in a single run? f*ck.

 

And the timeout loading session screen is just the icing on the sh*t cake. f*ck Prison Break and most importantly f*ck those people who do this kind of thing on purpose to waste one's precious time.

 

f*ck this game is so frustrating to master. Things will never go according to the plan.

This almost looked deliberate and intentional.

 

That's because it was. I interviewed him.

Edited May 8, 2016 by Fearx--

[Shadowfennekin]

"Are you a modder?"

On Xbox One.....

When people ask that I just want to reach through the screen and punch them for their stupidity.

Especially when there are a gazillion level 8000s and invisible f*cktards running around that should be asked that question instead of a level 452 player wearing a f*cking fox mask.