The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[BobFromReboot]

@Metal Slime: Sorry, I let my mood get to me sometimes.

 

On topic, you're right about the overall community. It's a cesspool. I don't like being ageist, but I would wager it is mostly underage people bringing down the community. Which explains the type of low impact DLC we've been getting lately, much easier to make money off of cars than new gameplay mechanics that people have to take a couple minutes to learn.

[Hunter]

 

Tha f*ck just happened?

 

I fell off a cliff, then spawn killed some helicopter with the homing launcher lol.

[Viciadogames]

Just bought a yacht, i thought i was going to regret it but i actually don't.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Just bought a yacht, i thought i was going to regret it but i actually don't.

Come on man, don't bring that positive epiphany in here like that...

[hyperar]

 

 

 

Tha f*ck just happened?

 

I fell off a cliff, then spawn killed some helicopter with the homing launcher lol.

 

Oh, i thought the wasted was after you blown up the chopper

[Shadowfennekin]

I think it's bullsh*t how you can't go ghost when in a organization, yet somebody can go ghost against you........ and that carries onto the VIP work..... WTF? Switched sessions as I wasn't letting the f*cker win by cheating

[CrysisAverted]

squeaker on mic telling everybody how hes got modded money from PS3 and how hes been doing the pac standard finale glitch

 

 

quality stuff I tell you

[Omoplataha]

Im coming with another story ending with a cornette face.

 

So i'm bored and i join a random prison heist finale (again yes this is going well). and im prison officer. I go to the bus and give the prisoner a machine gun. And when i drop the machine gun to the prisoner, he/she asks "can you give me money?". I answer "Im not a modder" We go to the prison and the machine gun gliches he/she does not use. In the end i had 40 kills to prisoners 5. We get in the plane and me and the prisoner are texting on what happened. On hes last text he/she says "add me". We do the parachute jump and the prisoner DIES!

 

Now this is (again) normal so...

 

The prisoner re-spawns at the top of the damm cliff but smartly he goes AROUND the cliffs and comes down without dying. Good for him but im not going to add him.

 

Now the demo comes in with the chopper and lands HARD!!! But we get in. Now at this point i turn to my pc and check my facebook because the job is done...

 

And i hear... A crash.... And the death noice.... And I look to the screen and i see that the demo crashed the chopper and killed us....

 

THE DEMO F***D UP AFTER PICKING UP THE TEAM AND CRASHED THE CHOPPER!

 

And here is the cornette face, the my reaction to this b******t

 

[Omoplataha]

Double post

Edited April 1, 2016 by Omoplataha

[CrysisAverted]

Join lobby

unbeknownst to me there are a f*ck ton of cheats in my game

anyway start exec search

get this message

 

The motherf*cker is level 255 begging for money wtf

 

 

 

Anyway I end up surviving and winning

a lowest parachute event begins

I call my buzzard and fly up

this fa**ot in a Jet

 

goes right for me, I bail from the buzzard but he gets me with cannons as I'm freefallin'

is there some exploit that lets people switch passive mode on and off constantly, cause this dude was VIP and had a bounty on him and was griefing the entire lobby except for his 3 bodyguards I guess, anyway some other dude managed to go airborne and he just flipped passive on, once the other jet died he wen't off passive and headed right for me

 

also

seems legit

 

 

 

also just noticed the money beggar apparently was level 89, so its just C* f*cking up their ranks again, oh well who cares if a bunch of players are reported to be cheaters for being super high ranks

 

 

Edited April 1, 2016 by CrysisAverted

[Shadowfennekin]

We really need jet free lobbies.

 

Log on, check my phone and hear the oh so familiar jet explosions going on outside my yacht.Yep, session changing time. Pull up the mini map from my yacht in the next session, several purple jets........ let's try again. One pure red jet..... try again, lobby with four people in it, yeah not going to stick around and find out this is a session that stays empty and boring, oh look! FINALLY a full lobby with no jets! *starts VIP and begins Piracy Prevention after assembling a crew of random invites*

Jet pussie shows up within 5 minutes, yep..... Xbox off.

Edited April 1, 2016 by Shadowfennekin

[Hunter]

We really need jet free lobbies.

 

Log on, check my phone and hear the oh so familiar jet explosions going on outside my yacht.Yep, session changing time. Pull up the mini map from my yacht in the next session, several purple jets........ let's try again. One pure red jet..... try again, lobby with four people in it, yeah not going to stick around and find out this is a session that stays empty and boring, oh look! FINALLY a full lobby with no jets! *starts VIP and begins Piracy Prevention after assembling a crew of random invites*

Jet pussie shows up within 5 minutes, yep..... Xbox off.

I said this in another thread, but if jets went fast, they'd be a lot harder to cannon people on the ground with.

 

Imagine trying to dive bomb people like they do now, but going at these kinds of speeds like the real thing:

 

Edited April 1, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[CrysisAverted]

 

 

what a little bitch

Continue going after bounties and claim another one before heading to the last bounty on the map and


holy f*cking sh*t this game gave me cancer

still don't get the cash

are you f*cking sh*tting me C*!?

kill him again
he respawns with just a passive icon now
I still don't have any money
I pursue him

quality bounty hunting...

lowest chute event occurring so I figure I'll bring up my handy interaction menu and spawn a buzzard
my interaction menu won't come up

I'm done. Edited April 1, 2016 by CrysisAverted

[JohnDoe7125539271]

 

 

 

 

 

what a little bitch

 

 

 

Continue going after bounties and claim another one before heading to the last bounty on the map and

 

 

holy f*cking sh*t this game gave me cancer

still don't get the cash

 

are you f*cking sh*tting me C*!?

 

kill him again

he respawns with just a passive icon now

I still don't have any money

I pursue him

 

quality bounty hunting...

 

lowest chute event occurring so I figure I'll bring up my handy interaction menu and spawn a buzzard

my interaction menu won't come up

 

I'm done.

 

Had similar sh*t aswell, a few days ago. Bounty drives around Blaine Country, blow him up with my Buzzard, pay insurance, no bounty, he leaves...

[Irish45455]

Friend sends me a race invite. Friend is not a clean racer and knows that unless sh*t is set to non-contact I won't bother because he cheats. I decline and he messages me:

 

F: "yo, race with me. We ain't raced in ages, I wanna see if I can beat you"

 

Me: "non contact or no"

 

F: "f*ck is the point in non contact? you don't trust me?"

 

Me: "the point is you can't be an asshole and pit me whenever I get ahead of you because you can't drive for sh*t. And trust you? No. The last time we raced you pitted me every chance you got then laughed like a jackal. If you ain't gonna do no contact then stop f*cking inviting me"

 

F: "...."

[AsunaIsBae]

Was playing a heist w/ randoms. (Pac standard).

 

So I joined in, thinking they're going to be good and stuff. They give me 15% because I'm the random and 20% to their friends, fair enough, I didn't do the setups.

 

Me- Lv 52, Them - Lv 38 , 58, 268.

 

Alright! Let's put on my Heavy combat outfit that reduces damage!

 

Oh.... He didn't set to player saved outfits... Whatever.... Guess I'll stay in the bank with the cash holder so I don't die instantly.

 

 

Why didn't the level 38 grab the money? Why did the level 258 grab the money... Is the level 38 and 58 going to run out while the 258 stays...?

 

 

Ok, they're all exiting the bank... They're in a party so I guess they have a plan not to die, and suicide at bikes so I can spawn there and we all get in kuruma?

 

*Level 268 dies*.

 

*Not enough players to start heist*

 

I know it isn't my f*cking fault!

 

Don't blame the 'random' on this one! (me)

Edited April 2, 2016 by AsunaIsBae

[Hunter]

Was playing a heist w/ randoms. (Pac standard).

 

So I joined in, thinking they're going to be good and stuff. They give me 15% because I'm the random and 20% to their friends, fair enough, I didn't do the setups.

 

Me- Lv 52, Them - Lv 38 , 58, 268.

 

Alright! Let's put on my Heavy combat outfit that reduces damage!

 

Oh.... He didn't set to player saved outfits... Whatever.... Guess I'll stay in the bank with the cash holder so I don't die instantly.

 

 

Why didn't the level 38 grab the money? Why did the level 258 grab the money... Is the level 38 and 58 going to run out while the 258 stays...?

 

 

Ok, they're all exiting the bank... They're in a party so I guess they have a plan not to die, and suicide at bikes so I can spawn there and we all get in kuruma?

 

*Level 268 dies*.

 

*Not enough players to start heist*

 

I know it isn't my f*cking fault!

 

Don't blame the 'random' on this one! (me)

Well I blame them. If you ask me, they're just that little bit more random than you were.

[Furtive Pygmy]

Friend sends me a race invite. Friend is not a clean racer and knows that unless sh*t is set to non-contact I won't bother because he cheats. I decline and he messages me:

 

F: "yo, race with me. We ain't raced in ages, I wanna see if I can beat you"

 

Me: "non contact or no"

 

F: "f*ck is the point in non contact? you don't trust me?"

 

Me: "the point is you can't be an asshole and pit me whenever I get ahead of you because you can't drive for sh*t. And trust you? No. The last time we raced you pitted me every chance you got then laughed like a jackal. If you ain't gonna do no contact then stop f*cking inviting me"

 

F: "...."

Sheesh, you sound like a total prick. Is being a super MLG GTAO racer worth being a dick to your friends?

[Irish45455]

 

Friend sends me a race invite. Friend is not a clean racer and knows that unless sh*t is set to non-contact I won't bother because he cheats. I decline and he messages me:

 

F: "yo, race with me. We ain't raced in ages, I wanna see if I can beat you"

 

Me: "non contact or no"

 

F: "f*ck is the point in non contact? you don't trust me?"

 

Me: "the point is you can't be an asshole and pit me whenever I get ahead of you because you can't drive for sh*t. And trust you? No. The last time we raced you pitted me every chance you got then laughed like a jackal. If you ain't gonna do no contact then stop f*cking inviting me"

 

F: "...."

Sheesh, you sound like a total prick. Is being a super MLG GTAO racer worth being a dick to your friends?

When a friend pits you and does everything in their power to f*ck up a race for you, and doesn't care about anything but that, yeah I guess.

[j0hn_d0e]

When a Lvl 420 messages me and says: "LOL dude ur bad".

 

Leaves me a complete and utter seething mess.

[A.I.R]

R* fix your crappy serve. Since the last dlc i get the infinite loading screen a lot of timeout.

[SilentButtDeadly]

Helping some randumbs with convoy. During the ready screen one of the players says he needs to step away for a couple minutes. We ask him to ready up and get in the car first. he readies up and leaves. We drive to the checkpoint without him. He comes back and complains we went without him and demands a ride. Time to quit.

Edited April 2, 2016 by SilentButtDeadly

[Schumy7]

 

 

 

 

what a little bitch

 

 

 

Continue going after bounties and claim another one before heading to the last bounty on the map and

 

 

holy f*cking sh*t this game gave me cancer

still don't get the cash

 

are you f*cking sh*tting me C*!?

 

kill him again

he respawns with just a passive icon now

I still don't have any money

I pursue him

 

quality bounty hunting...

 

lowest chute event occurring so I figure I'll bring up my handy interaction menu and spawn a buzzard

my interaction menu won't come up

 

I'm done.

Badass spotted

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

I was doing bumper cars LTS tonight with some of the biggest idiots I have ever played with. In the mountain bumper cars there is 3 T20s and all 4 of my teammates wanted them one guy managed to get one every round and the person that missed out ran for another car and every single round this idiot would run the person over when they are trying to get into another car except 1 round when I managed to push him off the edge before he killed the guy. That was really annoying so after the second time he did it I ignored the other team and just went for him and managed to push him off more than the other team did.

 

The game wouldn't have been too bad with just that idiot but my other teammates were just as bad. Every round after a minute or so my teammates would get out of their cars and run over to the podium in the middle and every so often they would run out and chase the cars around and of course the other team would run them over that was just when my own teammates didn't. It was first to win 4 rounds we lost 3 rounds and somehow managed to win 3 there was a minute to go of the last round and we were winning and this idiot is hiding in the podium so I'm just sitting in my car waiting for the time to run out while the guy on the other team is ramming me when all of a sudden my a hole teammate throws me out of my car drives it away and runs back to the podium the guy on the other team runs me over but luckily I was wearing body armor I got away and grabbed another car I just sat there and when the idiot runs out again I ran him over and killed him and then I get a message from him calling me a retard.

 

That was the worst LTS I have ever done. I don't know how we managed to win cause after a while I got sick of their crap and was just pushing everyone off including my team.

 

There should not have been so much killing and death in bumper cars but I managed to get 7 kills and my teammates managed to die most rounds.

[Shadowfennekin]

Wow R* just wow.....

 

Somebody I never interacted with was a complete "ghost" yet my bodyguards were able to shoot him and him them. I even counted the timer on Executive Search until it was down to 5 minutes and tried shooting him again. Bullets go right through him. It ends and I go get a helicopter to take my team up to the "castle" at the Observatory to pass time until the next work. The guy tries to blow us up but the rpg went right through us as I was the pilot. Quite hilarious. He ends up at the Observatory with two minutes left, kills my bodyguards but is unable to kill me. He leaves and........ one of my bodyguards is now a "ghost", unable to enter MY f*cking Buzzard when he gets in the pilot seat, yet he can somehow get in when I'm the pilot. WTF?

[kringled]

Friend logs on last night, I go to see what they're up to. I spectate a TDM for 5 mins, ok. I stay in lobby for the next TDM; it's aim assist and I'm purely free-aim but I'm willing to be slaughtered a little. 4 more randoms join, the lobby is full, great, go to betting screens and...I'm on the opposite team from my friend. Really, game?

[No Use For A Name]

Log on and I'm in a session by myself. Shocking. Sold a car, found a new session, spawn...someone has set a $9k bounty on me. Not an NPC, but another player.

 

Not sure how that happened

[IncredulousNoir]

I lost Ex Search twice last night because a newly repaired armored Schafter blew up on me after only one explosion. Once it was a sticky, once it was an RPG. I hate losing, but I'm really disappointed when it happens because somthing isn't working like it has historically.

[No Use For A Name]

Speaking of the armored Schafter, nearly every time I start a mission the windows are rolled down. Kinda pisses all over the "armored" aspect

[Jmac]

Editor and Thief, can no longer equip a mask to reduce your wanted level.