The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Shadowfennekin]

*falls off yacht*

*gets back on and every weapon selection went back to the first in each slot*

GG R*

[Nacho Z]

I've now escaped 24 wanted stars to accomplish my "Escape a 3-star wanted level" DO

 

It still hasn't registered

I had the same problem before, I quit to SP then back to online and lost the stars again, worked first time so give that a go if you haven't already.

[No Use For A Name]

 

I've now escaped 24 wanted stars to accomplish my "Escape a 3-star wanted level" DO

 

It still hasn't registered

I had the same problem before, I quit to SP then back to online and lost the stars again, worked first time so give that a go if you haven't already.

I did it another several times before realizing how much time I was wasting. I gave up and started Extradition solo. Got the 4-star upon entering the base, and when I shook the cops I got the Objective Complete notification.

 

Whatever, at least I got my $25k

[SilentButtDeadly]

Been looking for a capture job for 25 minutes. C* matchmaking at its best.

[Irish45455]

If I hear one more squeaker say Armored Kah-roomba I'm gonna f*cking rage. I drove my Faction to Benny's to check out the liveries because I never had one on the last Faction I had and sold, and as I pull up someone spawns outside and he doesn't kill me, just drives his chrome and pink donk over my Faction while flipping me off, so I do the responsible thing... Let it go and just modify my car. People may hate donks but I don't feel that way. Any type of new customization is good. Stops an already stale game from getting staler.

Edited April 1, 2016 by Irish45455

[Shadowfennekin]

I want to give a big f*ck YOU to R* for allowing yachts to be able to claim airport LAND/AIR as Yacht airspace. -_-

And an even bigger f*ck You to people parked there who have it on..... and they're not even there. You shouldn't be blown out of the sky if you don't attack...... it's f*cking bullsh*t

[No Use For A Name]

I want to give a big f*ck YOU to R* for allowing yachts to be able to claim airport LAND/AIR as Yacht airspace. -_-

And an even bigger f*ck You to people parked there who have it on..... and they're not even there. You shouldn't be blown out of the sky if you don't attack...... it's f*cking bullsh*t

Try getting shot out of the sky DURING A MISSION. I was heading back to Madrazo's and heard the Warning! You are entering restricted airspace. Dafuq? I'm not in freeroam. I turned off the thrusters and looked behind me. Haha, stupid Rockstar. There ain't no yacht down there.

 

A split second later a missile comes out of the ocean and blows me up.

 

When I went back in FR sure enough there was a yacht docked right where I got shot down

[Arachne]

Since SonofLiberty told me to place this here...

 

 

Hey Cockstar! can you tell me what's up with this unbalanced sh*t here?

 

I was playing GTAO with my niggas, when suddently the machine puked an garbage can that healed my bud! what the hell?! S*, how do you allow such thing? I'm going to f*ck your inbox 'til death because of your lack of skill to develop games, you sh*tty devs.,

 

 

Some of you probably saw that thread (made by me) and thought that I had to be joking...it turns out I was indeed joking. Actually, the whole thread was supposed to be an April Fools joke (since here on brazil is april 1st), but I forgot that other places have different timezones, so nobody understood the joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 1, 2016 by Arachne

[xDatxJunkyx]

suddenly dude is shoving his mic up his ass as all I can hear is a mic brushing up against something constantly

doing vip stuff so can't try and find the culprit so gotta mute everybody -.-

 

R* has to implement a solution to mute mics with constant feedback

 

Geee, I wish my GTA Online life was as eventful as yours. You always have stories.

 

 

If I hear one more squeaker say Armored Kah-roomba I'm gonna f*cking rage. I drove my Faction to Benny's to check out the liveries because I never had one on the last Faction I had and sold, and as I pull up someone spawns outside and he doesn't kill me, just drives his chrome and pink donk over my Faction while flipping me off, so I do the responsible thing... Let it go and just modify my car. People may hate donks but I don't feel that way. Any type of new customization is good. Stops an already stale game from getting staler.

 

Irish my friend, C* is flogging a dead horse here. I would rather one big mega update of ALL the lowriders and not have a legit update for a month and a half with the way they're going about this. One whole month of unlocks week by week, when they could've just made a whole update out of it? It's lazy in my opinion. The game is stale regardless of what they put out.

 

How about some new contact missions instead of adv modes that not many care about? I'm hyped for the tornado only because it offers a new interior and cosmetics, the liveries can go to hell.

 

I agree with your overall "mentality" but the way they are marketing new content is lacking badly as of late. Put it all in one update, don't forcefeed me the same stuff over a course of two months. There's so much more DLC 's they could put out, how about a suave uptown, "Nightlife" dlc?

 

All in all man, I'm growing tired.

Edited April 1, 2016 by xDatxJunkyx

[Audi]

Since SonofLiberty told me to place this here...

 

 

Hey Cockstar! can you tell me what's up with this unbalanced sh*t here?

 

I was playing GTAO with my niggas, when suddently the machine puked an garbage can that healed my bud! what the hell?! S*, how do you allow such thing? I'm going to f*ck your inbox 'til death because of your lack of skill to develop games, you sh*tty devs.

Regards,

 

 

Some of you probably saw that thread (made by me) and thought that I had to be joking...it turns out I was indeed joking. Actually, the whole thread was supposed to be an April Fools joke (since here on brazil is april 1st), but I forgot that other places have different timezones, so nobody understood the joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got the joke but the thread was locked as I was replying.

[Irish45455]

People who f*ck over teammates in Sumo. If we're the same color, we're on the same goddamn team! We're orange, you're supposed to push off the PURPLE TEAM YOU F*CKING IDIOT NOT ME!

[rafaelgsbr]

Now they have completely removed the yankton plates. 3 days ago it still worked in the Rat Truck, but today i logged in and my plate is gone like in all other cars

[Furtive Pygmy]

People who f*ck over teammates in Sumo. If we're the same color, we're on the same goddamn team! We're orange, you're supposed to push off the PURPLE TEAM YOU F*CKING IDIOT NOT ME!

It's not uncommon to steal enemy vehicles.

[Irish45455]

 

People who f*ck over teammates in Sumo. If we're the same color, we're on the same goddamn team! We're orange, you're supposed to push off the PURPLE TEAM YOU F*CKING IDIOT NOT ME!

It's not uncommon to steal enemy vehicles.

I mean teammates who purposefully push you off.

[Troll69]

This is the second time in 2 weeks that I have been threatened with death. This all started in a full public lobby with me sitting in my police car looking for players to bust when suddenly, a guy (can't remember his Gamertag) started talking sh*t to me for NO reason saying "f*ck da police n*gga, thug life all day hoe!". His message p*ssed me off and I told him "you better watch wat your saying bud cuz you DONT know who ur talkin to here" with him replying "oh yeah? 1v1 ME THEN B*TCH AS* N*GGA!". I accepted the 1v1 and I BLASTED him by a score of 59-0, I didn't even allow him a SINGLE kill on me which probably made him rage. After the deathmatch he got on his mic and started yelling at me so loud that I couldn't even understand what he was saying. As a gift for his loss I wrote him a little a rap song, I got on my mic and sent him a voice message saying the following: F*ck yeah i dont even Need to use a gun cuz killing thugs is sh*t i just do for fun, the second wave of thug slaughter has just begun, now watch the cops kill all the thuggers one by one, don't f*ck wit da police B*TCH!. After he hears this he told me "IM GONNA HAVE YOU HACKED AND KILLED, JUST WATCH!" then he left, I reported the guy to Sony for threatening me, this just shows how some people are F*cked up in their heads and want to kill you just because they couldn't take the loss in a video game like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

[kulomet333]

This is the second time in 2 weeks that I have been threatened with death. This all started in a full public lobby with me sitting in my police car looking for players to bust when suddenly, a guy (can't remember his Gamertag) started talking sh*t to me for NO reason saying "f*ck da police n*gga, thug life all day hoe!". His message p*ssed me off and I told him "you better watch wat your saying bud cuz you DONT know who ur talkin to here" with him replying "oh yeah? 1v1 ME THEN B*TCH AS* N*GGA!". I accepted the 1v1 and I BLASTED him by a score of 59-0, I didn't even allow him a SINGLE kill on me which probably made him rage. After the deathmatch he got on his mic and started yelling at me so loud that I couldn't even understand what he was saying. As a gift for his loss I wrote him a little a rap song, I got on my mic and sent him a voice message saying the following: F*ck yeah i dont even Need to use a gun cuz killing thugs is sh*t i just do for fun, the second wave of thug slaughter has just begun, now watch the cops kill all the thuggers one by one, don't f*ck wit da police B*TCH!. After he hears this he told me "IM GONNA HAVE YOU HACKED AND KILLED, JUST WATCH!" then he left, I reported the guy to Sony for threatening me, this just shows how some people are F*cked up in their heads and want to kill you just because they couldn't take the loss in a video game like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

Death threats are a common thing in online communities, you shouldn't really take them seriously, only people who send them are intellectually challenged

[Schumy7]

Retarded cops.

Retarded AI.

Retarded Savage.

Retarded... jesus cockstar shame on you.

[Azirah]

Try to join a friends heist, get put into 'Cleaning the Cathouse'

[Metal Slime]

Retarded cops.

Retarded AI.

Retarded Savage.

Retarded... jesus cockstar shame on you.

Retarded community.

...Especially the community. And I thought Metal Gear Online 2 community was bad. Few people are fun to hang out with, while the rest can swim in sewage for all I care. Bunch of soft brained hypocrites I swear.

[BobFromReboot]

 

Retarded cops.

Retarded AI.

Retarded Savage.

Retarded... jesus cockstar shame on you.

Retarded community.

...Especially the community. And I thought Metal Gear Online 2 community was bad. Few people are fun to hang out with, while the rest can swim in sewage for all I care. Bunch of soft brained hypocrites I swear.

 

 

Explain how GTA Online has good AI, and the best police system of any GTA game ever...

 

What did you expect in the bitch and moan thread really...

Edited April 1, 2016 by BobFromReboot

[Hunter]

Retarded community.

...Especially the community. And I thought Metal Gear Online 2 community was bad. Few people are fun to hang out with, while the rest can swim in sewage for all I care. Bunch of soft brained hypocrites I swear.

 

Why the hate? This is the b*tch and moan thread.

This is a self directed b*tch and moan really, but talk about a spawn kill:

I actually felt quite dirty after doing that.

Edited April 1, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Sky_Light12]

ughh.....C* coming back here again to laugh at my ass after that " no active mission found " bullsh*t

[wmblgy]

They are releasing the Tornado Custom next week. Only the Tornado Custom. The Minivan Custom and Sabre Turbo Custom that are also already in the game code are still being held back.

 

I was expecting this whole Custom Classics update to simply be split into two parts. 3 cars first, 3 cars later. This is a whole new level of cheap sh*t.

[BobFromReboot]

Don't forget they've also removed the double $ incentive from their events, and delegated them to playlists rather than categories like they were before...

 

I usually think people are ridiculous for just replying to things with "shark cards" but when you think about it... if even 0.1 percent of those own the game buys a shark card to get one of these cars... that's like 80 000 $20 shark cards sold. So 1.6 Million dollars profit for a single car that took maybe a month for 2-3 people to throw together. Multiply by three cars.

[Metal Slime]

 

 

Retarded cops.

Retarded AI.

Retarded Savage.

Retarded... jesus cockstar shame on you.

Retarded community.

...Especially the community. And I thought Metal Gear Online 2 community was bad. Few people are fun to hang out with, while the rest can swim in sewage for all I care. Bunch of soft brained hypocrites I swear.

 

Explain how GTA Online has good AI, and the best police system of any GTA game ever...

 

What did you expect in the bitch and moan thread really...

I'm not talking about this community, I meant the game community. Was merely adding another retarded list to go with it. But thanks to you, now you're making the great folks here look bad. Edited April 1, 2016 by Metal Slime

[hyperar]

 

 

 

Retarded community.

...Especially the community. And I thought Metal Gear Online 2 community was bad. Few people are fun to hang out with, while the rest can swim in sewage for all I care. Bunch of soft brained hypocrites I swear.

 

Why the hate? This is the b*tch and moan thread.

 

This is a self directed b*tch and moan really, but talk about a spawn kill:

 

 

I actually felt quite dirty after doing that.

 

Tha f*ck just happened?

[BobFromReboot]

You realize that it looked like you were calling them retarded because the way quoted them? I wasn't the only person to read your post like that. But go ahead and insult me if it makes you feel better.

[Metal Slime]

You realize that it looked like you were calling them retarded because the way quoted them? I wasn't the only person to read your post like that. But go ahead and insult me if it makes you feel better.

I didn't insult you at all. Was correcting you. But let's just end this misunderstanding before it furthers more.

[No Use For A Name]

After days of getting nothing but obscure captures and rally races as DO's, my toughest one today is Participate in an LTS!

 

I'm on minute 32 of looking for a job in a lobby by myself

[Schumy7]

Yup retarded. Rockstar logic.