The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[SUPAH JD]

Amazing how anybody starts a thread that even hints somebody might not like something about gta, it gets attacked by all the little "R* does no wrong" cultists, locked, and redirected to here.

 

The excuse for this, of course, is too many threads the nazis around here consider bitching and moaning. On the other hand, you can start as many "R* is is my hero they give me free stuff omg I love them so much you're evil if you don't conform to my suckass way of thinking" threads you want. Why not have a suckass thread for all those to get redirected to?

 

Nice little nazi mind control forum we got here.

I won't use the Nazi term because that's f*cking stupid.

 

But you're not relatively wrong. Been thinking this.

 

Biggest forum dedicated to GTA. They thought negativity wouldn't exist. f*cking wah.

 

Like the forum though, so I don't care too much. Pretty sad when at a point there were so many negative topics they had to make a general thread for them. Regardless.

[Johnny Alpha]

 

I had a guy vote to kick me from a contact mission for using my savage and then tried to lecture me on how to play. Like really? GFY.

Lecture him when he dies by the hand of the OP AI because he wanted to drive a slow lowrider instead of a fast armored vehicle.

 

 

I don't know what he was driving. I was too busy, you know...playing the mission. Oh he went on via pm about how he can do the mission solo with a pistol blah blah blah (No Hay Bronca fyi).

 

News flash. No one gives a shiat how good you are at videogames. Ask ANY woman!!

 

I'm 45, sipping my rye on ice. I use my savage, armored kuruma, etc and don't give a flying fark what anyone thinks about how I play.

Edited March 24, 2016 by Johnny Alpha

[JON22]

On 360 I could stay in a session and grind multiple missions with the same group of players on a wired connection.

 

On Xbone using a *wired connection I'm either alone in the first session I join, or randomly disconnect from the lobby. And don't get me started on the game deciding to quit the session for me after one or two missions after selecting a job from the job screen.

 

*Wired or wireless seems to make no difference with this glitchfest of a game.

[Spectre "2K"]

Please physics engine, I just want to get my dailies done

 

[Shadowfennekin]

So apparently somebody can "start" a VIP work activity but never go to the actual start point that starts a timer.

I changed sessions after the last one emptied out randomly while I was doing Piracy Prevention, saw a two man organization was in the full session I got into next, decided to stick around and tried to start a job "You can't cause somebody is already doing VIP work"

*pulls up map* The other VIP is just going around the map goofing off with his friend, obviously hogging VIP work.

 

I decided to get out my jet and tell the f*cking pig he had to either start the thing or leave the session or I'd spawn rape him. He called me "Salty"(A term I really despise) so I did grief him and his friend until they left, Then I could finally start a f*cking activity.

 

R* needs to add a timer to how long you have to START the activity so people can't be pricks and hog the work. Especially as sometimes I see 3-4 groups in one session. You could literally take forever to get to Executive Search, I took 10 minutes once because I got lost in the sewer, trying to get lost as somebody was chasing me around and didn't want to be taken out once I enter the circle.....

[Troll69]

Mad how we can't keep cop cars as personal vehicles its GRAND THEFT AUTO for f*ck sakes.

Edited March 24, 2016 by Municipal_Police

[Viciadogames]

Amazing how anybody starts a thread that even hints somebody might not like something about gta, it gets attacked by all the little "R* does no wrong" cultists, locked, and redirected to here.

 

The excuse for this, of course, is too many threads the nazis around here consider bitching and moaning. On the other hand, you can start as many "R* is is my hero they give me free stuff omg I love them so much you're evil if you don't conform to my suckass way of thinking" threads you want. Why not have a suckass thread for all those to get redirected to?

 

Nice little nazi mind control forum we got here.

"The Official R* Dick Sucking Thread"

[DangerZ0neX]

Just finished Pac Standard with the most ugly f*ckboy characters and the most incompetent team, at least we stayed above one million.

[Schumy7]

Loading circle when you hit pause XD. Give me a break. Cockstar cant do 1 thing right.

[DangerZ0neX]

Nothing is more retarded in execution or gameplay in this game than adversary modes, what the f*ck, 15 minutes for only 10k on DOUBLE MONEY events?

 

My teammate even quit in the middle of the round, so it stopped me from playing and booted me off the match.

 

Congrats R*, keep this up and you might be more embarrassing than Sega in the near future

[EkaSwede]

Rockstar seriously needs to pull their heads out of their rear ends and add all suicides (blowing youself up, getting killed by police, run over by NPC's, crasing Hydra/Lazer/Jets/planes/helicopters and taking the easy way out into the K/D ratios. I am done with the losers killing themselves so they can get off on their cheap, and useless k/d ratios. I just had some idiot cheap shot me, and then run away like the whimp he turned out to be and went off the radar when I got close, but gave his position away and the moment I was going to kill him he took the loser way out and then again got a cheap kill by suiciding with sticky bombs. He then tried to blow me up with the RPG and then whimped out of the session.

 

so seriously it's time Rockstars makes those whimp tactics go against the K/D ratio

And they should make it retroactive too! Now THAT is something I'd have fun with.

[Sky_Light12]

congratulation for screwing up the matchmaking , C*

placing me at spawntrap even though i wanted to play mission

[Schumy7]

Screen freezes every f*cking time when on players vote screen after mission. Well done rockstar well done.

[Hotband]

Anyone else keep timing out when voting for missions after you complete them? Now I gotta head back to freemode everytime now and wait till people join my sh*t.

[DangerZ0neX]

Screen freezes every f*cking time when on players vote screen after mission. Well done rockstar well done.

No hot fixes for that, only for money glitches and fun glitches because shark cards and no fun allowed.

[Sky_Light12]

Anyone else keep timing out when voting for missions after you complete them? Now I gotta head back to freemode everytime now and wait till people join my sh*t.

the same thing F-ing happen to me

[DangerZ0neX]

 

Anyone else keep timing out when voting for missions after you complete them? Now I gotta head back to freemode everytime now and wait till people join my sh*t.

the same thing F-ing happen to meSame here, except for the rare times it works and it always sends me to the Panto-monium race.

[SUPAH JD]

Nothing is more retarded in execution or gameplay in this game than adversary modes, what the f*ck, 15 minutes for only 10k on DOUBLE MONEY events?

 

My teammate even quit in the middle of the round, so it stopped me from playing and booted me off the match.

 

Congrats R*, keep this up and you might be more embarrassing than Sega in the near future

THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

 

THE modes, even if they have potentinal got

 

A. sh*tty payout.

 

B. Take too long to justify.

 

But if I do a dumb ass contact mission, in five minutes? I can make around 15k. What the fuuuck. That's broken as f*ck.

[Tech-Noir]

Matchmaking is seriously screwed when it comes to heists for me. All I'm getting is Humane Labs setups and the same exact lobbies over and over when I search On Call.

[Mr. Larson]

Matchmaking is screwed for everyone when it comes to everything. The cloud and lobby simulator plus the new bugs really annoy me. Wish i could downgrade to 1.32.
Has anyone else problems with the SC? I can't promote or kick crew members, neither on my PC nor on my phone.

 

Anyone else keep timing out when voting for missions after you complete them? Now I gotta head back to freemode everytime now and wait till people join my sh*t.

50% puts you into a random mission 35% back to free roam 15% working. The second voting screen (after refresh) is worse. Puts you 7/10 into a random lobby of the job type you played before, 2/10 back to freeroam 1/10 into the job you selected. Before 1.33 this bug only used to occur when people voted for random job.

[Khaisz]

God I hate how losing health from crashes in GTA work.

So f*cking inconsistant.

Sometimes you instant die, Sometimes you barely lose health, You can do the same exact thing under same exact conditions twice and scenario 1 you die and in scenario 2 you don't even lose health.

 

Fly 1000 feet in air before crashing into the ground being run over by a car directly after? about 50% health lost.

Hit car dead on. 5%

Hit car from behind. 10%

Crash into tree. 75%

Crashing into a bridge from below. Barely a scratch.

Hit another bike. Glide several lenghts along the ground, 25%?.

Crashing into a tree after hitting a fence and then getting hit by the bike. 1%, Tumbling down a 1inch ledge after all that? 10000000000000% of health.

Frontal with a bike. Barely a scratch.

Hitting bike behind. Didn't even hurt.

Crashing into a bike, getting run over a car, then getting run over by bike you crashed into? about 90% health.

Slightly gracing a bike on the side as you pass by it at double it's speed. instant Death before even hitting the ground, Keyboard has been thrown across the room, Ragequit GTA.

[Hunter]

God I hate how losing health from crashes in GTA work.

So f*cking inconsistant.

Sometimes you instant die, Sometimes you barely lose health, You can do the same exact thing under same exact conditions twice and scenario 1 you die and in scenario 2 you don't even lose health.

 

Fly 1000 feet in air before crashing into the ground being run over by a car directly after? about 50% health lost.

Hit car dead on. 5%

Hit car from behind. 10%

Crash into tree. 75%

Crashing into a bridge from below. Barely a scratch.

Hit another bike. Glide several lenghts along the ground, 25%?.

Crashing into a tree after hitting a fence and then getting hit by the bike. 1%, Tumbling down a 1inch ledge after all that? 10000000000000% of health.

Frontal with a bike. Barely a scratch.

Hitting bike behind. Didn't even hurt.

Crashing into a bike, getting run over a car, then getting run over by bike you crashed into? about 90% health.

Slightly gracing a bike on the side as you pass by it at double it's speed. instant Death before even hitting the ground, Keyboard has been thrown across the room, Ragequit GTA.

[No Use For A Name]

Do contract mission quick job. Knocked back into free roam.

Do contract mission quick job. Knocked back into free roam.

Do contract mission quick job. Knocked back into free roam.

 

Do contract mission quick job. Blow Up III, better than nothing I guess. Start the mission on the beach...on the peninsula in northern Paleto Bay. Well then. Call up Pegasus, honk at the guy to get in, he doesn't. Call them up again and get my Hydra. Other player turns out to be a squeaker. With a strong British accent. The entire time I'm flying over him and firing missles he's firing off obscenities thinking I'm trying to blow him up. Whatever, fly to the shipping bay and take my sweet time blowing up the cars. I leave one left and fly around a bit. When I see the other guy is close, I blow up the last one, land and call the mechanic. This has taken long enough, let's see if I can squeeze a few extra grand out of this. As I'm standing by my jet, the other guy comes barreling into me, kills me, hits the jet and blows himself up. Mission failed.

 

Next mission is Trash Talk. I get my heli, blow up the trucks, go to the depot and take care of the rest of the crew, kill the crew boss...mission failed. I HATE when this happens.

 

About to give up and go to FR, but Chopper Tail pops up. Sweet, I've never failed this mission. Use the dune buggy to get to my Kuruma and start heading for the runway. I don't see the chopper, but I know where he's gonna land. I drive over there, get to the hill...no chopper. I turn around and look, no chopper. Look through my scope, no chopper. I took out all the cops, grabbed the Granger hoping to force an objective change...nothing. As I was doing donuts where the chopper lands, all of a sudden it spawned. On top of me. The blades hit the Granger, blew it up, mission failed.

[Tonguegirl]

 

 

Anyone else keep timing out when voting for missions after you complete them? Now I gotta head back to freemode everytime now and wait till people join my sh*t.

the same thing F-ing happen to me

Same here, except for the rare times it works and it always sends me to the Panto-monium race.

 

 

Yep. I thought I'd been kicked from the next mission, but it just hadn't loaded. Spent 5 minutes in the sky with no clouds.

[No Use For A Name]

Last Daily Objective of the day was collect a bounty. Saw a bounty icon on the map and started following it around. I couldn't keep up in an NPC so I got my Hydra. Found the guy and a few others nearby on a map and laughed. Sorry dudes, this one is mine. Locked in, fired, boom!

 

"Bad Sport! You have been charged $27500"

 

I didn't kill the bounty guy. I killed the T20 guy. Whoops

[Mr_Zombly]

Was vip

had a great team

2 were high lvls and very competent

was gathering team up in buzzard

last guy was at the bar in blayne county

we land

I walk in

The two stay outside

he's there drinking a pisswasser

this feels like something out of a movie

really enjoying it

point at him

he begins following me out

 

 

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Edited March 24, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[ATeaDaze]

The recent update has changed the Marshall livery for a lot of people. It seems like it's set: If you have country X then it turned into country Y, etc. (perhaps a trans-positional error?)

 

I contacted Rockstar "Support" and they gave me a canned, "Thank you for bringing up this issue. We'll look into it and consider this for future, blah, blah, blah."

In other words, they wanted to mark my support ticket "solved" as fast as possible and proceed to throw it in the trash

[Non Funkable Token]

The f*cking game is unplayable this night (pc), at least for me. 4 times the game freezed, 4 freaking times. I did install nothing new today, so it's not my fault.

 

R* is messing up with the new x2 bonus and the new Benny's cars, apparently.

[Lc gta]

The f*cking game is unplayable this night (pc), at least for me. 4 times the game freezed, 4 freaking times. I did install nothing new today, so it's not my fault.

 

R* is messing up with the new x2 bonus and the new Benny's cars, apparently.

 

I have to agree something is happening with R*. My game crashed three times tonight. Also my fellow crew members keep disconnecting more than usual.

Edited March 24, 2016 by Lc gta

[ATeaDaze]

GTA Online has crashed twice today. It seems I'm not the only one experiencing this.