The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[CrysisAverted]

call mugger on dude

he gets mugged for $8100

I kill the mugger

he only drops $2000

 

da f*ck?

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Am I the only one that absolutely despises 'Super' races? I freaking hate them!

[MikeMyth]

see a bounty

rush to bounty

bounty is in the city center seemingly fighting off the attackers

bounty killed right as I get there

oh well, hop back on my bike

wait never mind the bounty money message hasn't appeared

he spawns right next to me

he still has his bounty icon

this is my chance, riddle him with bullets but he turns invisible

hes suddenly gone, not on map anymore

3 minutes later bounty has vanishes

 

quality bounty hunting C*

This. It's annoying having to kill people 2-3x, especially if they're good.

 

This guy was a high level, I think I caught him off-guard? Don't really remember. Anyway, I killed him. He respawns still bearing the bounty. He runs onto a boat (he's on the opposite side of some small body of water) and starts sniping. I have a sliver of health left and quickly shift in and out of cover-- firing a RPG in what seems to be his general vicinity on the boat in seconds, thinking I'll probably miss-- not even getting to see it, it kills him. I think "wow, what a sick way to claim that bounty" (looking on the brighter side of things since I already killed him for the bounty)

 

Guess what? He respawns with the bounty still on him, I barely kill him a third time. Finally claiming it while I'm pinned down by him and another high level guy. I was holding my own (was only killed once) but it was still irritating.

[DangerZ0neX]

You know what boils my veins?

 

Seeing the words "Player X Left" pop on the bottom left corner during a heist.

[Troll69]

I was playing a free-for-all death match and came in 1st place and some French girl gamer by the name of ll-Kaileena-ll challenged me to a 1v1 but I told her no, then she told me if I didn't 1v1 her she would have me hacked but I told her to shut the f*ck up and piss off and stop being an attention wh*re and her English was a piece of sh*t. She then said "wait to the leader ok and tell shut the f*ck later" then saying "you not accept 1v1 on gta get 1v1 personal real life" I replied "why are you so desperate to get revenge? Answer that question." She replied "Now is real life just wait to the leader, Bye". 1 Minute later a guy called El_JohnMarston who i believe is her so-called "Leader" and friend sent me a message with picture of a guy slicing a mans throat along with a message saying "your a deadman, March 28 you die" by then I decided to block them as it was not worth wasting my time reading their ridiculous messages. I reported the bastards to Sony for threatening me and I'm probably going to lose my life all because the F*CKING Frenchie couldn't take the loss like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

[DangerZ0neX]

Waiting 10 minutes to fill Pac Standard lobby, it's finally full.

 

Game is about to get started, but lo and behold, a timed out session message + back to GTA V! At least I got back into the session now, no big loss.

 

Thanks R*, quality matchmaking

Edited March 23, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[BatFerYou]

Got invited to guard a VIP player in a quiet lobby. Me, another guy, VIP and two randoms doing their own thing. Fine, I'll do it, should be easy money if the guy knows what he is doing.

 

After 5 mins of nothing happening, VIP hasn't started any events or whatever, I'm bored, a special vehicle spawns on the pier, I head for it, figure I'll ride that around until VIP gets his ass in gear and organises something.

 

I arrive, it's a bicycle, I jump on it, right around for a while. The other bodyguard out of nowhere runs me over in his Zentorno, shoots me in the back, steals the bike. VIP guy then kills him with an RPG, destroys the bike.

 

Becomes a respawn-kill frag fest, with VIP guy and me, spawn killing the backstabbing bodyguard asshole. VIP manages to kill me with his RPG (the only weapon he seems able to use in free-aim) because he has no skills, other bodyguard has no skills, only manages to kill me when VIP guy runs me over because he insists on following me around on his stupid motorbike. Other two randoms in the lobby join in, sniping the pier from the shore, or minigunning when they get close. I literally had no idea they were there until I dropped dead. Worst place to respawn. Respawn, kill, die, respawn, kill, die, respawn, kill, die, etc.

 

Absolutely f*cking misery. I hate everyone. The two guys who roped into VIP'ing with them are seriously the sort of people I would gladly murder in real life.

Edited March 23, 2016 by BatFerYou

[DangerZ0neX]

Got a yet another Return to GTA V message when I finished Bikes set up, when I returned to Online as fast as I can and accepted the finale invite it loaded for a while, and then for a little longer, and then too long, and then finally I received that the heist is full message and thrown back to a yet another cloud scene.

 

This f*cking game, man.

[Schumy7]

When reporting a modder in public session my screen always freezes..

Edited March 23, 2016 by Schumy7

[Mr_Zombly]

Daily objectives

20 kills

play an lts

hoping to hit 2 birds with one stone

join lts

mentally challenged lvl 11 host has owned weapons on

starts it with just me and him

can literally feel the retardation flowing out of my screen...

the lts is a f*cking jet lts

win both rounds with in 30 seconds each

he leaves.

11/10 gaming experience

[Hunter]

I was playing a free-for-all death match and came in 1st place and some French girl gamer by the name of ll-Kaileena-ll challenged me to a 1v1 but I told her no, then she told me if I didn't 1v1 her she would have me hacked but I told her to shut the f*ck up and piss off and stop being an attention wh*re and her English was a piece of sh*t. She then said "wait to the leader ok and tell shut the f*ck later" then saying "you not accept 1v1 on gta get 1v1 personal real life" I replied "why are you so desperate to get revenge? Answer that question." She replied "Now is real life just wait to the leader, Bye". 1 Minute later a guy called El_JohnMarston who i believe is her so-called "Leader" and friend sent me a message with picture of a guy slicing a mans throat along with a message saying "your a deadman, March 28 you die" by then I decided to block them as it was not worth wasting my time reading their ridiculous messages. I reported the bastards to Sony for threatening me and I'm probably going to lose my life all because the F*CKING Frenchie couldn't take the loss like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

Woah! That's far out lol.

 

You probably should've reported them to the police.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

 

I was playing a free-for-all death match and came in 1st place and some French girl gamer by the name of ll-Kaileena-ll challenged me to a 1v1 but I told her no, then she told me if I didn't 1v1 her she would have me hacked but I told her to shut the f*ck up and piss off and stop being an attention wh*re and her English was a piece of sh*t. She then said "wait to the leader ok and tell shut the f*ck later" then saying "you not accept 1v1 on gta get 1v1 personal real life" I replied "why are you so desperate to get revenge? Answer that question." She replied "Now is real life just wait to the leader, Bye". 1 Minute later a guy called El_JohnMarston who i believe is her so-called "Leader" and friend sent me a message with picture of a guy slicing a mans throat along with a message saying "your a deadman, March 28 you die" by then I decided to block them as it was not worth wasting my time reading their ridiculous messages. I reported the bastards to Sony for threatening me and I'm probably going to lose my life all because the F*CKING Frenchie couldn't take the loss like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

 

Woah! That's far out lol.

 

You probably should've reported them to the police.

Or Quotable Notables....

[TexasRocks]

Amazing how anybody starts a thread that even hints somebody might not like something about gta, it gets attacked by all the little "R* does no wrong" cultists, locked, and redirected to here.

 

The excuse for this, of course, is too many threads the nazis around here consider bitching and moaning. On the other hand, you can start as many "R* is is my hero they give me free stuff omg I love them so much you're evil if you don't conform to my suckass way of thinking" threads you want. Why not have a suckass thread for all those to get redirected to?

 

Nice little nazi mind control forum we got here.

Edited March 23, 2016 by TexasRocks

[Mr_Zombly]

 

I was playing a free-for-all death match and came in 1st place and some French girl gamer by the name of ll-Kaileena-ll challenged me to a 1v1 but I told her no, then she told me if I didn't 1v1 her she would have me hacked but I told her to shut the f*ck up and piss off and stop being an attention wh*re and her English was a piece of sh*t. She then said "wait to the leader ok and tell shut the f*ck later" then saying "you not accept 1v1 on gta get 1v1 personal real life" I replied "why are you so desperate to get revenge? Answer that question." She replied "Now is real life just wait to the leader, Bye". 1 Minute later a guy called El_JohnMarston who i believe is her so-called "Leader" and friend sent me a message with picture of a guy slicing a mans throat along with a message saying "your a deadman, March 28 you die" by then I decided to block them as it was not worth wasting my time reading their ridiculous messages. I reported the bastards to Sony for threatening me and I'm probably going to lose my life all because the F*CKING Frenchie couldn't take the loss like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

Woah! That's far out lol.

 

You probably should've reported them to the police.

 

The police? Really?

 

999 Would've blocked my number by now had I called up about every death threat I received...

[Hunter]

 

 

I was playing a free-for-all death match and came in 1st place and some French girl gamer by the name of ll-Kaileena-ll challenged me to a 1v1 but I told her no, then she told me if I didn't 1v1 her she would have me hacked but I told her to shut the f*ck up and piss off and stop being an attention wh*re and her English was a piece of sh*t. She then said "wait to the leader ok and tell shut the f*ck later" then saying "you not accept 1v1 on gta get 1v1 personal real life" I replied "why are you so desperate to get revenge? Answer that question." She replied "Now is real life just wait to the leader, Bye". 1 Minute later a guy called El_JohnMarston who i believe is her so-called "Leader" and friend sent me a message with picture of a guy slicing a mans throat along with a message saying "your a deadman, March 28 you die" by then I decided to block them as it was not worth wasting my time reading their ridiculous messages. I reported the bastards to Sony for threatening me and I'm probably going to lose my life all because the F*CKING Frenchie couldn't take the loss like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

Woah! That's far out lol.

 

You probably should've reported them to the police.

 

The police? Really?

 

999 Would've blocked my number by now had I called up about every death threat I received...

 

Oh yeah I used to get death threats all the time, especially from under 10 year olds.

 

But I didn't get any pictures of "a guy slicing a mans throat".

[Mr_Zombly]

 

 

 

I was playing a free-for-all death match and came in 1st place and some French girl gamer by the name of ll-Kaileena-ll challenged me to a 1v1 but I told her no, then she told me if I didn't 1v1 her she would have me hacked but I told her to shut the f*ck up and piss off and stop being an attention wh*re and her English was a piece of sh*t. She then said "wait to the leader ok and tell shut the f*ck later" then saying "you not accept 1v1 on gta get 1v1 personal real life" I replied "why are you so desperate to get revenge? Answer that question." She replied "Now is real life just wait to the leader, Bye". 1 Minute later a guy called El_JohnMarston who i believe is her so-called "Leader" and friend sent me a message with picture of a guy slicing a mans throat along with a message saying "your a deadman, March 28 you die" by then I decided to block them as it was not worth wasting my time reading their ridiculous messages. I reported the bastards to Sony for threatening me and I'm probably going to lose my life all because the F*CKING Frenchie couldn't take the loss like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

Woah! That's far out lol.

 

You probably should've reported them to the police.

 

The police? Really?

 

999 Would've blocked my number by now had I called up about every death threat I received...

 

Oh yeah I used to get death threats all the time, especially from under 10 year olds.

 

But I didn't get any pictures of "a guy slicing a mans throat".

 

Frenchy probably did a two second google search, I doubt someone who actually commited a murder would post the pictures on PS/whatever platform.

Edited March 23, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[Hunter]

 

 

Oh yeah I used to get death threats all the time, especially from under 10 year olds.

 

But I didn't get any pictures of "a guy slicing a mans throat".

 

Frenchy probably did a two second google search, I doubt someone who actually commited a murder would post the pictures on PS/whatever platform.

 

Yeah, but it gives off bad vibes though.

[JohnnyCallisto]

Complaining that slipstream 'unrealistic' when you have tractor tires on all of your cars and only host non-contact races....*face palm*

 

#RealityCheck

Edited March 23, 2016 by JohnnyCallisto

[DangerZ0neX]

Many people hate seeing dollar rims on any car, but I cringe at seeing every car from supers to sports to classics getting the off-road wheels.

 

I know they give you some kind of curb-proofing to your car for better time laps, but good god you're ruining the looks of lovely cars.

 

Some Muscle cars look badass with off-road wheels though, especially the Duke O'Death

Edited March 23, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[Mr_Zombly]

 

 

 

Oh yeah I used to get death threats all the time, especially from under 10 year olds.

 

But I didn't get any pictures of "a guy slicing a mans throat".

 

Frenchy probably did a two second google search, I doubt someone who actually commited a murder would post the pictures on PS/whatever platform.

 

Yeah, but it gives off bad vibes though.

 

Police:911, what's your emergency

 

Yeah this guy's totally giving off some bad vibes online

 

Police: Ok sir, remain calm, a swat unit is on it's way.

 

lol

[DangerZ0neX]

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah I used to get death threats all the time, especially from under 10 year olds.

 

But I didn't get any pictures of "a guy slicing a mans throat".

 

Frenchy probably did a two second google search, I doubt someone who actually commited a murder would post the pictures on PS/whatever platform.

 

Yeah, but it gives off bad vibes though.

 

Police:911, what's your emergency

 

Yeah this guy's totally giving off some bad vibes online

 

Police: Ok sir, remain calm, a swat unit is on it's way.

 

lol

Totally possible to happen in this game, the peds call the cops on you for even coughing near them.

[Mr_Zombly]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah I used to get death threats all the time, especially from under 10 year olds.

 

But I didn't get any pictures of "a guy slicing a mans throat".

 

Frenchy probably did a two second google search, I doubt someone who actually commited a murder would post the pictures on PS/whatever platform.

 

Yeah, but it gives off bad vibes though.

 

Police:911, what's your emergency

 

Yeah this guy's totally giving off some bad vibes online

 

Police: Ok sir, remain calm, a swat unit is on it's way.

 

lol

Totally possible to happen in this game, the peds call the cops on you for even coughing near them.

 

on about real life mate lol

[DangerZ0neX]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah I used to get death threats all the time, especially from under 10 year olds.

 

But I didn't get any pictures of "a guy slicing a mans throat".

 

Frenchy probably did a two second google search, I doubt someone who actually commited a murder would post the pictures on PS/whatever platform.

 

Yeah, but it gives off bad vibes though.

 

Police:911, what's your emergency

 

Yeah this guy's totally giving off some bad vibes online

 

Police: Ok sir, remain calm, a swat unit is on it's way.

 

lol

Totally possible to happen in this game, the peds call the cops on you for even coughing near them.

 

on about real life mate lolI know mate, just making a lighthearted jab at V

[Mr_Zombly]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah I used to get death threats all the time, especially from under 10 year olds.

 

But I didn't get any pictures of "a guy slicing a mans throat".

 

Frenchy probably did a two second google search, I doubt someone who actually commited a murder would post the pictures on PS/whatever platform.

 

Yeah, but it gives off bad vibes though.

 

Police:911, what's your emergency

 

Yeah this guy's totally giving off some bad vibes online

 

Police: Ok sir, remain calm, a swat unit is on it's way.

 

lol

Totally possible to happen in this game, the peds call the cops on you for even coughing near them.

 

on about real life mate lolI know mate, just making a lighthearted jab at V

 

ah, didn't realize mate sorry mate

[Gridl0k]

I DONT WANT TO PLAY f*ckING HEISTS. Quick join LTS --> joins to heist, quick join any other job --> joins to heist..... Just f*ck this latest update. Now I have to either host or wait someone to invite me to a job I want to play. Before I could just quick join to lobby where was already players.

 

I assume you're using the Pause menu, which is broken thanks to Rockstar fixing matchmaking issues.

 

Use your phone instead.

[Mini Madrazo]

I was playing a free-for-all death match and came in 1st place and some French girl gamer by the name of ll-Kaileena-ll challenged me to a 1v1 but I told her no, then she told me if I didn't 1v1 her she would have me hacked but I told her to shut the f*ck up and piss off and stop being an attention wh*re and her English was a piece of sh*t. She then said "wait to the leader ok and tell shut the f*ck later" then saying "you not accept 1v1 on gta get 1v1 personal real life" I replied "why are you so desperate to get revenge? Answer that question." She replied "Now is real life just wait to the leader, Bye". 1 Minute later a guy called El_JohnMarston who i believe is her so-called "Leader" and friend sent me a message with picture of a guy slicing a mans throat along with a message saying "your a deadman, March 28 you die" by then I decided to block them as it was not worth wasting my time reading their ridiculous messages. I reported the bastards to Sony for threatening me and I'm probably going to lose my life all because the F*CKING Frenchie couldn't take the loss like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

Pathetic

[kk9fan97]

Rockstar seriously needs to pull their heads out of their rear ends and add all suicides (blowing youself up, getting killed by police, run over by NPC's, crasing Hydra/Lazer/Jets/planes/helicopters and taking the easy way out into the K/D ratios. I am done with the losers killing themselves so they can get off on their cheap, and useless k/d ratios. I just had some idiot cheap shot me, and then run away like the whimp he turned out to be and went off the radar when I got close, but gave his position away and the moment I was going to kill him he took the loser way out and then again got a cheap kill by suiciding with sticky bombs. He then tried to blow me up with the RPG and then whimped out of the session.

 

so seriously it's time Rockstars makes those whimp tactics go against the K/D ratio

[Johnny Alpha]

I had a guy vote to kick me from a contact mission for using my savage and then tried to lecture me on how to play. Like really? GFY.

[DangerZ0neX]

I had a guy vote to kick me from a contact mission for using my savage and then tried to lecture me on how to play. Like really? GFY.

Lecture him when he dies by the hand of the OP AI because he wanted to drive a slow lowrider instead of a fast armored vehicle.

[grand theft spaghetti]

wish the game would stop screwing with my in-game menus because some player on the other side of the map is doing some vip thing. just because im in the same lobby doesnt mean i should get thrown into some bs game mode i dont care about.

Edited March 23, 2016 by grand theft spaghetti