The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[CrysisAverted]

Day 3

Still waiting for enough players to join my Vehicle Deathmatch

[Tech-Noir]

Blows my mind how most players cannot beat the easy as hell stealth missions in heist setups. Christ, the game plays itself for them since they only play auto-aim yet they still cannot get headshots so they constantly alert guards, bikers, scientists, etc. This game is so goddamn casual yet the community still sucks at it.

[CrysisAverted]

call for pv

get run over

next request available in 5 minutes

Thanks C*

[DangerZ0neX]

Blows my mind how most players cannot beat the easy as hell stealth missions in heist setups. Christ, the game plays itself for them since they only play auto-aim yet they still cannot get headshots so they constantly alert guards, bikers, scientists, etc. This game is so goddamn casual yet the community still sucks at it.

The double money Humane heist was cancer, it's like everybody wanted to intentionally fail that segment, and that's a shame because Humane is my favorite heist of all the heists yet I was forced to hate it thanks to the single digit IQ of a fanbase.

[CrysisAverted]

guy fires rpgs then kills himself

he joins his heist to go to his apartment

he then comes back with a Hydra

tries to kill 2 people in an insurgent

they go passive

he leaves

 

quality pvp

Edited March 21, 2016 by CrysisAverted

[CrysisAverted]

Day 3

Still waiting for enough players to join my Vehicle Deathmatch

 

after waiting several hours

I finally get a damn lobby with 3 additional people in it

Hit start

"you have been kicked cuz not enough players"

 

I swear I will f*ck the employee who though a vehicle deathmatch daily was ok

[Coleco]

Day 3

Still waiting for enough players to join my Vehicle Deathmatch

 

Feeling those feels bruh

 

Don't know if this helps, but the R* Created 'Desert Storm' Vehicle Deathmatch only requires two players. You still have to wait for another person to jump in but it's much easier than trying to get four people to start a VDM.

[CrysisAverted]

Good call bruh

 

Finally gather 4 players

Game starts

Its Buzz Off Buzzard stuff

everyone already took off

my f*cking buzzard is glued to the ground and refuses to take off

get killed

 

well if that ain't an absolute sh*t start.

[aragond]

This is what us females have to put up with on a daily basis.

 

Yeah, I'm not seeing anything.

 

My complaint -- and I'm glad to see this thread here -- is that I haven't done nuthin' online 'cuz there is naught but sh!t-flinging monkeys online. Present company excepted, of course. /thread

[SUPAH JD]

I am in no way in shape or form a R* fan girl, but I really really really dislike when people bash the game continually - like every day... Even in free mode - just saying the game sucks, the servers are cheap and yadayadayda. Yes, the game has its dull moments.. as does every game but what game is stil pushing out DLC almost 3 years into the lifespan of the game? I'm sure maybe PART of the reason they purchased cheap servers was because they didn't expect online to be as big as it is - in 2013, I don't think lowriders even CROSSED their minds, better yet yachts or the ability to have STILT houses.

 

Some of their updates are questionable but again, this is DLC R* could have charged an arm and a leg for like most game companies. It's free - if you have no funds to purchase whatever is in the game, you're playing it the wrong way in MY opinion. Even then, you don't always have to have millions of dollars to enjoy the game.

 

Then, we have a bunch of entitled ADULTS who believe R* needs to add this, this & this but doesn't think about

 

A) the coding that goes into making said car or clothing

B) the amount of effort they put into their updates.

 

I do believe that they should maybe shut down the servers for a week or 2, fix glitches and get better servers.. But I just dislike when people constantly bitch every single day in game.

 

/Rant.

Because the game is addictive sh*t.

 

Wrong thread.

 

/ehehfjjewkp

[update_lsc]

Great. Switched from my secondary to my main today and had to notice my cop outfit is gone. Tried the versus mission glitch, nope, patched. Fücking retards, fix this stupid outfit deletion bug.

Edited March 21, 2016 by Dennis0ne

[Lc gta]

No double cash and rp bonus over the weekend on the euro servers for the Sumo event.

Edited March 21, 2016 by Lc gta

[BobFromReboot]

No double cash and rp bonus over the weekend on the euro servers for the Sumo event.

I don't think Rockstar gates/seperates content to certain areas. If they did, then matchmaking would probably work a lot better since you would only connect to people on your continent. Were you using the Sumo playlist? It was only double for that playlist, and it didn't show the regular green and blue icons showing that it's double. They handled this one strangely.

[Lc gta]

 

No double cash and rp bonus over the weekend on the euro servers for the Sumo event.

I don't think Rockstar gates/seperates content to certain areas. If they did, then matchmaking would probably work a lot better since you would only connect to people on your continent. Were you using the Sumo playlist? It was only double for that playlist, and it didn't show the regular green and blue icons showing that it's double. They handled this one strangely.

 

My crew has been using that playlist so I am lead to believe and we got no double cash or rp.

[TheDoombringer]

My biggest problem with this game is Heists, playing with brain dead RANdumbs

 

Last night this idiot without a shirt joined my Pacific Standard hack setup, we get 4 people and this asshole wants to be the transporter, I don't budge, mission starts and This idiot takes me out of the van then he comes out again and one of the other idiots throws stickies at the van..I get mad and leave the 3 idiots..,

 

Can't wait to do the finale and have screeching morons demand 25% cut

[ninjaontour]

Don't you just hate it when some assclown with the I.Q of a yard brush derails a relatively constructive, informative thread with idiotic bullsh*t?

[Member's Only]

Don't you just hate it when some assclown with the I.Q of a yard brush derails a relatively constructive, informative thread with idiotic bullsh*t?

GTAForums should just make a Group akin to the "Sh*t-List" titled "Troll Cruise" and throw all those degenerate derailing f*ckwits there.

 

Should make ignoring these chodes even easier.

Edited March 21, 2016 by GradeA-Hole

[Irish45455]

I was thinking about something last night... If Lester can divert gold into the Union Depository, then why can't he divert more money into the Pacific Standard Bank? Or some rich schmuck opens a bank account, puts five million in... Don't get me wrong, a mil two fifty isn't bad but it seems pretty damn low for a bank in Vinewood/Hollywood.

Edited March 21, 2016 by Irish45455

[BatFerYou]

Free mode was a thoroughly miserable experience, as ever, so I accepted an invite to Sumo, what the hell. Let's try it.

 

3 of us in the game. It said it needed 4. Whatever.

 

Chose my car, started game, drove 1 metre, it said we lost and I got 10 minutes of clouds.

 

This game is f*cking sh*t.

[Arrows to Athens]

I hate it when I get stuck on the thumbs up/continue screen after completing a mission.

 

No, I'm not buying your shark cards, Rockstar. Now, please let me go through; I just made some money and RP!

[Arachne]

Cops need to be removed

 

 

That's it, just remove it, it is destroying my fun.

[Arrows to Athens]

Cops need to be removed

 

 

That's it, just remove it, it is destroying my fun.

I always think to myself that they have no place in online. At least give us an option to turn them off in invite-only and public.

 

I mean, you already have three different aim settings, so why not a cops on/off option?

Edited March 21, 2016 by Fearx--

[BobFromReboot]

 

Cops need to be removed

 

 

That's it, just remove it, it is destroying my fun.

I always think to myself that they have no place in online. At least give us an option to turn them off in invite-only and public.

 

I mean, you already have three different aim settings, so why not a cops /on/off option?

 

 

The thing that irks me the most about cops online is that they don't even actually patrol. They only exist after you have wanted stars. Rockstar needs to look to it's past on how to redo cops.

[EF2000]

The whole way the Heavy Suit's health/amour bonus isn't exactly well publicised IMO which I blame Rockstar for.

 

I'm currently doing the PS Heist with some lowish levels (high 50s) and they're pretty decent. I'm doing most of the heavy lifting but that's as I know the short cuts and I'm fine with that. I've asked the host twice to choose Player Saved Outfits but I'm assuming he/she doesn't understand.

 

I don't blame him/her specifically as I can tell they're not idiots, they're just uneducated. But your average player doesn't come to the GTA forums or do much research about the nitty-gritty parts so surely Rockstar could help by advertising the Heavy Suit on the loading screen for GTA Online. It'd be far more useful than most of the crap they promote there.

[TheDoombringer]

Why the hell do you call yourself beast mode if you die 3 f*cking times!!!! And right when we finished the damn setup

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Created 3 races called THE SULTAN RS RALLY STAGE 1/2/3 and players choose zentornos,t20s etc etc to race around mt chiliad/joshua and moan the rallys are to hard ermmm does anyone else get what car to use for these races?????

[Non Fiction]

The whole way the Heavy Suit's health/amour bonus isn't exactly well publicised IMO which I blame Rockstar for.

 

I'm currently doing the PS Heist with some lowish levels (high 50s) and they're pretty decent. I'm doing most of the heavy lifting but that's as I know the short cuts and I'm fine with that. I've asked the host twice to choose Player Saved Outfits but I'm assuming he/she doesn't understand.

 

I don't blame him/her specifically as I can tell they're not idiots, they're just uneducated. But your average player doesn't come to the GTA forums or do much research about the nitty-gritty parts so surely Rockstar could help by advertising the Heavy Suit on the loading screen for GTA Online. It'd be far more useful than most of the crap they promote there.

I know what you mean but I think R* purposely made it like that so it's some what of a secret. Humanes Lab is the 1st heist that lets you wear the heavy vest. Most people don't know that you can continue to wear the heavy vest for heist missions if it's a saved outfit. Truth be told I didn't know about using the heavy vest in heist missions until someone told me during the 2x$ on all heist event.

[DangerZ0neX]

Sniping a far away player from ontop of a building is fun, cops always knowing it is you and where you exactly are is not fun.

[TheFroggmann]

This sh*t...

 

[Nokuto]

Why is it all of the sudden everyone in the lobby is leaving all at once? This was a problem back in PS3 but stopped when I upgraded. However all throughout this week every lobby I've been in this "mass exodus" happens. I hope it's not just me.