The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[zoso80]

Low information player indeed. I would have swapped profiles and reloaded in to get away from him.

 

Luckily I don't have to deal with much of that nonsense. I stay fairly private in friends sessions.

 

Kid follows me around in his chrome Kuruma. Every time I stop to get snacks, he gets out, points at me, and messages me, "munney?". I reply no, and go to Ammu-Nation. He follows me into the store, points at me, "modder? Give me munney?" I reply that I'm not a modder, and I don't do that sh*t. He gets pissed and pulls out his little pea shooter pistol and starts shooting me (even though I'm in passive mode), which pisses off the guy behind the counter leading him to auto shotty me to death. At this point I'm annoyed that this dick won't sod off, plus he just got me killed when I was changing the tint on my carbine and stocking up on armor. Kid gets on mic and says if I don't give him money, he'll kill me. I tell him I'm not a f*cking modder, and to give it his best shot. I stand in the middle of the road and this dumbass keeps trying to run me over. I go afk for a bit to have a smoke break and get a glass of soda and I come back and somehow this kid had gotten a jet and was just making passes back and forth trying to kill me. I just start up a mission and guess who decides to spectate? He spectates the mission, and when it comes to the vote screen he thankfully doesn't vote. We start the next mission which is Time to Get Away, and this asshole votes to kick me. I message him, telling him if he thinks he can do this mission himself, by all means have at it. He runs in and get shredded, one life down. He runs in from the side facing the opening of the barn and gets ripped apart again. I say to hell with it and finish the mission and then quit the vote screen. He doesn't follow me which is good but he did report me...

 

That's a silly thing to say. Are you implying the majority of players in this thread are "rednecks?" Irregardless, new playable content that isn't lazy adversary modes is where the game ought to be going. This reskinned cars, guns and clothes only goes so far and is just there to reinforce R*'s economic system and distracts people from questioning lazy and crappy content. Since when is GTA:Online only about buying sh*t? It sure seems that's the path it's on. Buying high priced items that do nothing to advance the franchise (missions, characters, stories) other than make it superficial, fleeting and serving the micro-transaction master.

 

 

Bet if it was a redneck themed update with only three cars there wouldn't be much bitchin'. Just sayin'.

Edited March 15, 2016 by zoso80

[Nacho Z]

What kind of bank offers 0% interest?

[Shadowfennekin]

They should release new VIP modes. Not Adversary sh*t

[monkb4skunk]

It's too hot, I'm sweating just sitting here eating my noodles and tuna. I Need to go back to work but I just don't want to

[Irish45455]

Encountered a new bug last night during Fleeca Job... Doing Kuruma and the game spawns us outside my apartment, but I can't do anything. Can't move, can't even change the camera view or hit the start menu. My minimap was gone and everything. G could move and stuff and even went to the parking garage but couldn't move the Kuruma. Lester wasn't talking his bullsh*t or anything. Had to hit the PS button and close the application. Been a year and still heists bugs persist.

Edited March 16, 2016 by Irish45455

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

I'm appreciative of the new content we're getting but why is it just rehashes of old vehicles and clothing? It seems to be the only thing we've been getting recently and I want something more original!

Edited March 16, 2016 by HGR

[CrysisAverted]

daily objective: Participate in Rally Race

 

 

ugh no

[rlk232]

More bugs and crap I don't want to play. Glad I haven't bothered to load up or try to play the game. I won't be for a while.

#StepyourgameupCockstar

[CrysisAverted]

want to check something real quick before going offline

it involves joining a job I created

stuck in the clouds

now I waste 10 minutes trying to connect and get the pleasure of waiting for the game to load up again so I can do that last thing I wanted to do

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

daily objective: Participate in Rally Race

 

 

ugh no

Criminal Records

[DominusTaranis]

They should release new VIP modes. Not Adversary sh*t

f*ck your VIP modes. New Missions when?

New Missions I can solo and get paid in, when?

 

Gta has really dropped on my priority list. The Division, and Automatron have stolen my attention.

[Meaty285]

 

They should release new VIP modes. Not Adversary sh*t

f*ck your VIP modes. New Missions when?

New Missions I can solo and get paid in, when?

 

Gta has really dropped on my priority list. The Division, and Automatron have stolen my attention.

 

 

This.

 

Since EAOC we have had the Banshee and Sultan update which should of been amazing but they managed to screw that up. The Valentines Update which was re-hashed old sh*t. And now this lame and lazy update. Which they have half released. (at least there were new clothes and guns to save it from being a total disaster)

 

Map expansion? New Missions? New Vehicles? Casino? Bahama Mamas?

 

I'm old and grumpy. And annoyed.

[Mr_Zombly]

Ghosted to Player

Ghosted to Player is a new option on the Wasted screen that appears under the following criteria:

Player X kills you 3 times within 5 minutes.

You have not damaged Player X during those 3 kills.

This option can be found alongside the Respawn, Passive and One on One Deathmatch options and is triggered via R1/RB and displays as Go Ghosted to Player X. Once this option has been selected, you and Player X will be ghosted to each other and each other only for two minutes."

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Is this crap being applied to Deathmatches too?

 

Why? Wasn't the camping with a BPH and Assault Shotty working for the weaker players?

Now I can't even call Lester to expose the campers as now they can block me for 2 minutes.

So as a Top Hunter, Head Predator, once again punished for being good. Rockstar is like hey Run n Gunners, "Fug you guys, now you can't even reveal if you wanted to because we HAVE TO HIDE THE PEOPLE THAT SUCK."

Man, I remember the days in GTA4 when none of this was needed for people to get good or be competitive and the blips were always on!!!

 

Funny how in the racing no one gets these silly perks, you either know how to race or you don't.

Might as well put a pacifier in the ammu-nation at this point because you are catering to the babies in the most intense of all the modes, the Deathmatches.

This isn't available in deathmatches, it's like passive, there's nothing competitive about, it's simply to avoid players harassing your in freemode but I honestly think it needs some work.

[CrysisAverted]

Why the f*ck was the Bullet Appreciation topic moved to gameplay while all other appreciation topics are here?!

[JohnDoe7125539271]

So, i was at the beach, when dark clouds came up, soon a little rain started & i heard thunder... (one distant, and one close & loud). And thats it. What the hell? I love thunder & it happens like once a month & lasts for 30 seconds.

Edited March 16, 2016 by PsychoGamer

[Jenkiiii]

I spent 4 million dollars last night......... on Pegasus vehicles.

 

I was so fed up with the rubbish donk and lowrider options I decided to splash out on my wishlist - stuff that I didn't really want, but 'had' to have if you know what I mean?

 

The best purchases were the Turreted Limo - you can call two at a time when you're a VIP - one as a VIP and the other from Pegasus; and the Marshall off-road vehicle. I drove it around instead of that donk playmobile. I bought a Besra (I have the Hydra and Vestra, so saw no need for it before), and even the Mammatus and crappy Velum. Five vehicles for 4 million - what a spree!

 

When Rockstar release the Declasse Tornado and Sabre Turbo upgrades, I'll be into Benny's in a flash - nothing against lowriders or crazy wheels.

[Gridl0k]

^ You forgot Miljet. Mammatus and Velum O_o

[Jenkiiii]

^ You forgot Miljet. Mammatus and Velum O_o

 

It's on my wishlist, along with the a few others I still don't own. Do you have one? Is it worth that price tag?

 

I bought the Mammatus and Velum to buff out my plane collection, we all know what a particular pile of crap the Velum is.

[Gridl0k]

It's the closest thing to an airliner you can buy, and it's pretty sturdy. Looks good parked on a yacht too.

 

I think it's the only 16-seater in the game?

 

Also your passengers can use their in-car guns.

 

Not sure what Miljet costs but if you like flying it's worth it, certainly vs most of the other unarmed planes.

 

If you don't own a Duster then that's good too, and dirt cheap.

[Jenkiiii]

It's the closest thing to an airliner you can buy, and it's pretty sturdy. Looks good parked on a yacht too.

 

I think it's the only 16-seater in the game?

 

Also your passengers can use their in-car guns.

 

Not sure what Miljet costs but if you like flying it's worth it, certainly vs most of the other unarmed planes.

 

If you don't own a Duster then that's good too, and dirt cheap.

 

Yeah, I'll add the Miljet to my distant wishlist. Already own the most excellent Duster, with it's unique smoke trail, plus the gorgeous Cuban 800 - the cheapest and probably most underrated plane in the game, and the brilliant Dodo, for all your water activity/exploits - although a bit of jet skiing wouldn't go amiss, and even the funky Mallard for stunting.

[NorthwindJME]

Why the F*** are R* actively blocking the new cars from being spawned in single player.

[JohnDoe7125539271]

 

It's the closest thing to an airliner you can buy, and it's pretty sturdy. Looks good parked on a yacht too.

 

I think it's the only 16-seater in the game?

 

Also your passengers can use their in-car guns.

 

Not sure what Miljet costs but if you like flying it's worth it, certainly vs most of the other unarmed planes.

 

If you don't own a Duster then that's good too, and dirt cheap.

 

Yeah, I'll add the Miljet to my distant wishlist. Already own the most excellent Duster, with it's unique smoke trail, plus the gorgeous Cuban 800 - the cheapest and probably most underrated plane in the game, and the brilliant Dodo, for all your water activity/exploits - although a bit of jet skiing wouldn't go amiss, and even the funky Mallard for stunting.

 

 

Miljet is a beast... its the only jet that can land & take off without landing gear.

[hyperar]

Why the F*** are R* actively blocking the new cars from being spawned in single player.

'Cause sharkcards, of course, C* wants you to play MP hoping that you'll be stupid enough to buy fake money with real money.

[Larissa]

The new Virgo scale is ridicolous to small. That car should be 1/3 bigger in scale.

[A Siente]

After latest update I cant quick join any game. "No active X found. Would you like to continue, host this job,or search for any job".... Oh really there is no game session where I could join. But why this work just fine before your sh*tty update.

Edited March 16, 2016 by A Siente

[GSTACK]

Well since this is the Bitch and Moan thread i'm gonna let off some steam at Rockstar about this update....

 

f*ckKKKK!!.... THEIR'S NO DONKS OPTION FOU MAH TANKZZ!!!

 

Edited March 16, 2016 by GSTACK

[twurk]

sns pistol is fukn trash, should be removed from the game

[No Use For A Name]

daily objective: Participate in Rally Race

 

 

ugh no

My daily objectives:

Participate in a Rally Race

Participate in a Capture - Hold

 

Nearly an hour later and I've still accomplished neither

 

Of course I'm on day 26 of the monthly objective bonus.

[Azirah]

Lol @ R*. I thought someone actually messaged me through email.

 

Edited March 16, 2016 by Alisha Nicole

[XenoxX]

 

daily objective: Participate in Rally Race

 

 

ugh no

My daily objectives:

Participate in a Rally Race

Participate in a Capture - Hold

 

Nearly an hour later and I've still accomplished neither

 

Of course I'm on day 26 of the monthly objective bonus.

 

You know what I NEVER understood?

Why Daily objectives are not the SAME for all players?

It would make so much more sense with captures etc. being played more often.