The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[fear_the_nut70]

Tired of all this free sh*t that you don't want? Feeling entitled? Want to go off about that unique item that pretty much only you want and didn't get like an umbrella, or a Zombie Apocalypse (yeah this isn't a zombie game, but who cares)? And where is that SP DLC that you have been crying for because you are still stuck back in 1994? Or maybe you want to play semantics and let everyone know that this really isn't a DLC because you are smarter than everyone else? Well, this is the thread for you. I mean, you paid nothing for this and and it didn't meet your vision, and you are sick of it. Let Rock Star know how pissed you are (because they follow this thread closely so they can cater to the fringe lunatics and whiners).

 

p.s. Where is my Sixth Garage. How am I supposed to get by with just the 100 customizable vehicles! (throw in gratuitous C*ck Star, because, well see, it rhymes and I think that is clever. Literally).

[Sky_Light12]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/823972-gtao-the-official-btch-moan-topic/page-774?do=findComment&comment=1068607734

 

equivalient exchange :

whetever there's advantage there is always disadvantage . in this case free DLC comes with expensive in-game items ( so far i know ) while paid DLC's in-game contents are usually free or at least low priced but at cost real currencies

Edited March 15, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[We Are Ninja]

I approve of this wholeheartedly.

[fear_the_nut70]

Oh Sky, I know (and the mods will shut this down). But the squealers deserve a special kick to the groin because they won't STFU and are ruining this forum.

[.Vooodu.]

Wait the cars are free?

 

 

And i thought the cars where gonna be stupidly over priced to sell more cash cards. Im glad i was wrong.

 

Thanks for the FREE..

 

 

Wait a minute. Its not free..

[Member's Only]

-SNIP-

Edited March 15, 2016 by GradeA-Hole

[fear_the_nut70]

Wait the cars are free?

 

 

And i thought the cars where gonna be stupidly over priced to sell more cash cards. Im glad i was wrong.

 

Thanks for the FREE..

 

 

Wait a minute. Its not free..

 

It appears reading comprehension isn't your strong suit. No one said the items you could purchase were free. Please try harder.

[Sky_Light12]

Wait the cars are free?

you miss a spot

 

just the elegy , except it's upgrades

 

[hyperar]

Rockstar is losing its touch.

 

I can't believe people in this forum get excited for the weak DLC's we get.

So weak that they need to release it in (at least) two parts to try to make it last longer than two weeks

[Gridl0k]

Whatever shoes the Arms Dealer VIP outfit comes with, squeak like f*ck.

[Viciadogames]

Is no one playing missions right now? What the hell...

[Gridl0k]

No body armour in contact missions. Sigh.

[Khaisz]

Casually sitting inside Bennys, Suddently beepbeepbeep is heard outside.

Seriously? :<

[Con9mm]

Ghosted to Player

Ghosted to Player is a new option on the Wasted screen that appears under the following criteria:

Player X kills you 3 times within 5 minutes.

You have not damaged Player X during those 3 kills.

This option can be found alongside the Respawn, Passive and One on One Deathmatch options and is triggered via R1/RB and displays as Go Ghosted to Player X. Once this option has been selected, you and Player X will be ghosted to each other and each other only for two minutes."

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Is this crap being applied to Deathmatches too?

 

Why? Wasn't the camping with a BPH and Assault Shotty working for the weaker players?

Now I can't even call Lester to expose the campers as now they can block me for 2 minutes.

So as a Top Hunter, Head Predator, once again punished for being good. Rockstar is like hey Run n Gunners, "Fug you guys, now you can't even reveal if you wanted to because we HAVE TO HIDE THE PEOPLE THAT SUCK."

Man, I remember the days in GTA4 when none of this was needed for people to get good or be competitive and the blips were always on!!!

 

Funny how in the racing no one gets these silly perks, you either know how to race or you don't.

Might as well put a pacifier in the ammu-nation at this point because you are catering to the babies in the most intense of all the modes, the Deathmatches.

Edited March 15, 2016 by Day Reaper

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

Ghosted to Player

Ghosted to Player is a new option on the Wasted screen that appears under the following criteria:

Player X kills you 3 times within 5 minutes.

You have not damaged Player X during those 3 kills.

This option can be found alongside the Respawn, Passive and One on One Deathmatch options and is triggered via R1/RB and displays as Go Ghosted to Player X. Once this option has been selected, you and Player X will be ghosted to each other and each other only for two minutes."

-----------------------------

Is this crap being applied to Deathmatches too?

 

Why? Wasn't the camping with a BPH and Assault Shotty working for the weaker players?

Now I can't even call Lester to expose the campers as now they can block me for 2 minutes.

So as a Top Hunter, Head Predator, once again punished for being good. Rockstar is like hey Run n Gunners, "Fug you guys, now you can't even reveal if you wanted to because we HAVE TO HIDE THE PEOPLE THAT SUCK."

Man, I remember the days in GTA4 when none of this was needed for people to get good or be competitive and the blips were always on!!!

 

Funny how in the racing no one gets these silly perks, you either know how to race or you don't.

Might as well put a pacifier in the ammu-nation at this point because you are catering to the babies in the most intense of all the modes, the Deathmatches.

About 100% confident its not in deathmatches

And racing has catch up

[AsunaIsBae]

Why the hell is the double barrel shotgun like full auto?

 

Why can't we have the wooden frame on the normal Assault Rifle? They added it for the Compact rifle.

 

 

Bad clothing.... Don't like cars...

 

Why can't they give us a useful update.

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

Why the hell is the double barrel shotgun like full auto?

 

Why can't we have the wooden frame on the normal Assault Rifle? They added it for the Compact rifle.

 

 

Bad clothing.... Don't like cars...

 

Why can't they give us a useful update.

Feel you

[hyperar]

 

Why the hell is the double barrel shotgun like full auto?

 

Why can't we have the wooden frame on the normal Assault Rifle? They added it for the Compact rifle.

 

 

Bad clothing.... Don't like cars...

 

Why can't they give us a useful update.

Feel you

 

They actually did, it is just useful for them, cheap ass reskinned flashy bling bling stupid bullsh*t that costs a bunch of money so they will sale some sharkcards and will get old in a couple of weeks and then they'll activate the other 3 cars.

 

You see, they don't do this sh*t 'cause they suck, it is just what they want to give us, superficial sh*t that doesn't add sh*t and just makes you buy sharkcards

[Mr_Zombly]

Wait all day to get on for the DLC

Get home

download

go online

Buy the donk, spend about 20 mins customising

come out

see other players

hover over passive and drive over to see if theyre friendly

I see passive symbol

come out of menu

guy gets out of car

not in passive

kills me

wrecks my car

drives off in kuruma

texts me saying "you are joke haha"

go throw some stickys at him while he drives kuruma, not exploding...

try using a hydra, kills him, he goes straight to passive

other jet comes along

manages to take me down with 1 f*cking rocket...

chases me for half an hour trying to kill with cannons

too f*cking retarded to aim straight only kills me once

realise I've spent an hour in a f*cking war before I actually got to play with new content...

[JON22]

Bet if it was a redneck themed update with only three cars there wouldn't be much bitchin'. Just sayin'.

[hyperar]

Man, where's broughy1322 and his video

[LSPDOfficerJohnson]

Cockstar broke ScriptHook again...

[ciel]

Thank you for pinning this thread, was getting sick of scrolling to find it.

 

OT: Players who want passive mode gone, why? Not a good idea, becareful what ya'll wish for. I've abused passive mode a handful of times but it's useful when I can just sit and eat my dinner and stand right in the middle of a war and watch players wreck one another.

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Wtf accessories are disabled in fleeca heists. Seriously?

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Note to self, when car bombing filthy free roamers, unequip the stickys after riggin' up a jalopy, so the game doesn't steal an extra 1 after I die... was wondering why they were disappearing extra quick...fml.

 

Oh and the HL is far from underpowered against jets on LG. Just had 1 go underneath my Hydra from head on, do a 180 on a dime and come back and bite me in the ass before I could even attempt a bank evade....so, yeah. Fock that noise.

[Gridl0k]

Wtf accessories are disabled in fleeca heists. Seriously?

I think there's a new bug that makes a bunch of stuff not work (inc armour and parachutes) when you're a VIP.

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Must be. Body armor is disabled in heists too.

[HomicidalBoi]

Wait all day to get on for the DLC

Get home

download

go online

Buy the donk, spend about 20 mins customising

come out

see other players

hover over passive and drive over to see if theyre friendly

I see passive symbol

come out of menu

guy gets out of car

not in passive

kills me

wrecks my car

drives off in kuruma

texts me saying "you are joke haha"

go throw some stickys at him while he drives kuruma, not exploding...

try using a hydra, kills him, he goes straight to passive

other jet comes along

manages to take me down with 1 f*cking rocket...

chases me for half an hour trying to kill with cannons

too f*cking retarded to aim straight only kills me once

realise I've spent an hour in a f*cking war before I actually got to play with new content...

I spent a good 30 minutes avoiding some douche as soon as I went into a session, because he was very determined to kill me. I killed him a couple times and went into passive to shop in peace. Here he comes following me everywhere I go, shooting into every store I walk into. Finally I decided to just do an invite only.

[namless1]

Insurance is back?

 

[DangerZ0neX]

Okay, so, selling resized variants of the already existing models of Franklin's casual jackets and Michael's skate shoes for 10 times their SP price is okay by R*'s standards?

 

Cool, give us more lazy bullsh*t to lower your cost even further, we really love it.