The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Gridl0k]

"Checking message for profanity"

 

Half hour later...

 

Still "Checking message for profanity"

 

 

Yeah, this is a bug I keep getting too. Just send a new message to another player to clear it. I usually pick a random and send them OK.

[AVARITIA]

Random cheater blown up whole lobby.

[Me]: Raport this fgt and vote to kick him guys.

[razor1337 ] Money

[Adam12] mony plx plz

[king_of_bullsh*t] Any modder here?

[rasta69]Hello hacker

[tony1999] Money drop?

....

What is wrong with gta online community.

[Gridl0k]

What is wrong with gta online community.

 

Online prices are 10x SP prices.

[BatFerYou]

 

 

 

 

Holy sh*t that's the kind of day I've had on GTA today. Collecting nothing but L's out here.

 

 

Honestly pissed myself laughing at this video. Thanks for posting!!!

[AsunaIsBae]

People who leave heist planning board because they don't get an extra +5% or a +10% cut. And for god sakes, you're a level 298.

 

The host level 46 already is giving you +20%. Lv 298 kept bitching on mic "Give me 30% else I'm leaving".... Like serious?? You're bitching for another 25k? On Prison Break? And to think that he didn't even help the guy with any setup's is already greedy enough to ask for 30% without doing anything.

 

I'm a lv 308 and I'm perfectly fine with 15%, but leader gave me 20%. And a level 687 was fine with 20% too!

[DangerZ0neX]

Goddamn, I hate being offered for hire by weaboo, brony, and furry organizations. No offense to those who like MLP and happen to be decently mannered furries, but I cringe hard as f*ck whenever I get an invitation to be part of "Fluttershy :3" and "furryfans".

Edited March 14, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[The Actual Kid]

What is the point of killing me for absolutely no reason when I'm in a clothing store? Does it give you a rush of superiority? I'm simply minding my own business decking out my character, so killing the clerk and me before speeding off does nothing but reduce your ammo count.

[Gridl0k]

^ I know it's wrong but I do enjoy throwing Molotovs into stores

[shadowoperative]

^ I know it's wrong but I do enjoy throwing Molotovs into stores

I put proximities and drive off.

[Gridl0k]

 

^ I know it's wrong but I do enjoy throwing Molotovs into stores

I put proximities and drive off.

 

 

Yeah but we've established you're a c*nt ground warrior

[shadowoperative]

 

 

^ I know it's wrong but I do enjoy throwing Molotovs into stores

I put proximities and drive off.

 

Yeah but we've established you're a c*nt ground warrior

Not ever.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

What is wrong with gta online community.

Online prices are 10x SP prices.

Pretty sure the "gta online community" has no control over SP v MP pricing. Nice try doe. Not really, but carry on with your irrelevant nonsense.

[Gridl0k]

... QED there's a demand for currency accompanied by a bad taste in the mouth over this. So shortcuts to cash become even more appealing.

 

But thinking is hard, I agree.

[Irish45455]

Kid follows me around in his chrome Kuruma. Every time I stop to get snacks, he gets out, points at me, and messages me, "munney?". I reply no, and go to Ammu-Nation. He follows me into the store, points at me, "modder? Give me munney?" I reply that I'm not a modder, and I don't do that sh*t. He gets pissed and pulls out his little pea shooter pistol and starts shooting me (even though I'm in passive mode), which pisses off the guy behind the counter leading him to auto shotty me to death. At this point I'm annoyed that this dick won't sod off, plus he just got me killed when I was changing the tint on my carbine and stocking up on armor. Kid gets on mic and says if I don't give him money, he'll kill me. I tell him I'm not a f*cking modder, and to give it his best shot. I stand in the middle of the road and this dumbass keeps trying to run me over. I go afk for a bit to have a smoke break and get a glass of soda and I come back and somehow this kid had gotten a jet and was just making passes back and forth trying to kill me. I just start up a mission and guess who decides to spectate? He spectates the mission, and when it comes to the vote screen he thankfully doesn't vote. We start the next mission which is Time to Get Away, and this asshole votes to kick me. I message him, telling him if he thinks he can do this mission himself, by all means have at it. He runs in and get shredded, one life down. He runs in from the side facing the opening of the barn and gets ripped apart again. I say to hell with it and finish the mission and then quit the vote screen. He doesn't follow me which is good but he did report me...

[Member's Only]

 

 

What is wrong with gta online community.

Online prices are 10x SP prices.

Pretty sure the "gta online community" has no control over SP v MP pricing. Nice try doe. Not really, but carry on with your irrelevant nonsense.

 

Just like what you have been doing since forever.

[hyperspeed980]

Series A - Coke. People who pull you out of the chopper when you're in the pilot's seat, fly away when you're not in the chopper, and constantly get out and back in when you're a passenger.

[Arrows to Athens]

Kid follows me around in his chrome Kuruma. Every time I stop to get snacks, he gets out, points at me, and messages me, "munney?". I reply no, and go to Ammu-Nation. He follows me into the store, points at me, "modder? Give me munney?" I reply that I'm not a modder, and I don't do that sh*t. He gets pissed and pulls out his little pea shooter pistol and starts shooting me (even though I'm in passive mode), which pisses off the guy behind the counter leading him to auto shotty me to death. At this point I'm annoyed that this dick won't sod off, plus he just got me killed when I was changing the tint on my carbine and stocking up on armor. Kid gets on mic and says if I don't give him money, he'll kill me. I tell him I'm not a f*cking modder, and to give it his best shot. I stand in the middle of the road and this dumbass keeps trying to run me over. I go afk for a bit to have a smoke break and get a glass of soda and I come back and somehow this kid had gotten a jet and was just making passes back and forth trying to kill me. I just start up a mission and guess who decides to spectate? He spectates the mission, and when it comes to the vote screen he thankfully doesn't vote. We start the next mission which is Time to Get Away, and this asshole votes to kick me. I message him, telling him if he thinks he can do this mission himself, by all means have at it. He runs in and get shredded, one life down. He runs in from the side facing the opening of the barn and gets ripped apart again. I say to hell with it and finish the mission and then quit the vote screen. He doesn't follow me which is good but he did report me...

And that's why I riddle those kids who ask for money with bullets whenever they approach me. That should be sufficient enough to convey my message that I want to be left alone, and that I do not mod.

Edited March 14, 2016 by Fearx--

[HeySlickThatsMe]

*does missions for some months to get money for some big dlc*

*the executives and other criminals update got released*

*says:hmm , those yachts are cool , im going to buy it!*

*gets on the game*

*looks on money*

*5000$*

*WTF WHERE IS MY 20 MILLIONS!?*

*reports that to rockstar*
*rockstar says that they don't have the transactions (or something like that)*

*the end*

[shadowoperative]

*does missions for some months to get money for some big dlc*

*the executives and other criminals update got released*

*says:hmm , those yachts are cool , im going to buy it!*

*gets on the game*

*looks on money*

*5000$*

*WTF WHERE IS MY 20 MILLIONS!?*

*reports that to rockstar*

*rockstar says that they don't have the transactions (or something like that)*

*the end*

Seems legit.

[Rooni]

They are running out of communities to cater to. Now that all the military kiddos, jets, mafias, and even gangbangers have been satisfied or catered to... R* is left with literally one of the most requested updates. Most of the stuff we want is in the game, just resize it to the players.

R* knows biker gangs are a thing as they've sponsored some in their 'Crew Cuts'.

Below is a link of the simple things that GTA bikers have been asking for since 2013.

http://gtabikersunite.weebly.com/what-we-need.html

[iliev77]

They are running out of communities to cater to. Now that all the military kiddos, jets, mafias, and even gangbangers have been satisfied or catered to... R* is left with literally one of the most requested updates. Most of the stuff we want is in the game, just resize it to the players.

 

R* knows biker gangs are a thing as they've sponsored some in their 'Crew Cuts'.

 

Below is a link of the simple things that GTA bikers have been asking for since 2013.

 

http://gtabikersunite.weebly.com/what-we-need.html

Emergency vehicle update *cough *

[DominusTaranis]

all the military kiddos[/url]

Sorry, but, no. That's more cod kid crap. Annoying as f*ck trying to make decent outfits.

 

Plus, as an aside for your "only group left", I could think of half a dozen others. Not that I'd complain about a biker dlc, mind you. Just saiyan.

[Tonguegirl]

CREWS.

 

WTF are you people thinking?

 

You make me laugh, you really do.

[LordRaijin]

Tomorrow Lowriders DLC part 2 is pathetically outrageous. ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!

 

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52587/new-inventory-coming-tomorrow-to-benny-s-original-motor-works

 

My hard drive is going to be crying for being force to download this update.

Edited March 15, 2016 by LordRaijin

[yoshi626262]

Tomorrow Lowriders DLC part 2 is pathetically outrageous. ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!

 

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52587/new-inventory-coming-tomorrow-to-benny-s-original-motor-works

 

My hard drive is going to be crying for being force to download this update.

No joke.

[JON22]

^^^updates not out and bitching already lol.

[SergeantGravy]

Tomorrow Lowriders DLC part 2 is pathetically outrageous. ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!

 

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52587/new-inventory-coming-tomorrow-to-benny-s-original-motor-works

 

My hard drive is going to be crying for being force to download this update.

Good lord what is that abomination of a vehicle.

 

Faction Donk? I thought I was playing Grand Theft Auto, not f*cking Saints Row.

[yoshi626262]

^^^updates not out and bitching already lol.

Yeah I know. It says a glimpse at the update. So maybe more cars and such. Probably not buying any of the new stuff unless it's cheap or its a gun.

[Richard Power Colt]

^^^updates not out and bitching already lol.

 

I think it's kinda silly that people are complaining about free updates to a game that's almost 3 years old. Though I am admittedly disappointed by how small this update is considering all the stuff that's been leaked.

Edited March 15, 2016 by Nutsack McQueen

[CrysisAverted]

Oh boy RPG vs Insurgents is always fun

full lobby so this is gonna be wicked

half the other team jumps off platform and runs onto adjacent building

well f*ck this, quit.