The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[OBeef619]

 

Why would they add the ability to buy ammunition from the interaction menu?

 

I sure love my DMs full of RPG and grenade spam for 10 minutes...

Git gud. I love this option.

Free Roam, go for it, blast the lobby out.

 

But in game modes, it should be disabled.

[Azirah]

Can rockstar stop being radio silent about their DLC each time? 3 whole months without a real DLC. Don't give a sh*t for the cars at Benny's nor about the Valentine's Day sh*t.

[TexasRocks]

I was doing bumper cars earlier and the 2 highest ranks of the other team were just standing around in cover in 2 rounds out of 4 I was the last one of my team left and they were the last 2 of their team left and with my 2nd account only being a rank 49 I didn't want to fight them but of course they manage to team up get me out of the car and kill me so after the second time I just left. That is one of the most annoying things in the game when assholes join bumper cars and want to turn it into a death match.

Punctuation is your friend.

[Schumy7]

Select menu even has a loading time sometimes. .. im out.

[Fennimoe]

Took long enough... Why do players not take all the opportunity to kill me when I am clearly missing my explosions? REVERSE B&M!! Lol

 

 

Edited March 4, 2016 by Fennimoe

[Ryan1888]

First person dancing while sniping while wearing a bulletproof helmet. Even worse when they suicide whenever you hit them.

[Ryan1888]

1. No option to host jobs anymore

2. Lobbies keep splitting

3. Crappy render distance when sniping

4. Timer on calling for personal vehicles

5. The impound

[Johnny Alpha]

Ok so as a VIP I can get a free buzzard dropped off at my feet, but I have to drive x number of miles to get the one I paid 1.7 million for. Makes perfect f*ckin sense R*

[Furling]

Why does this screen exist??

 

same to me, many time and I had restart GTA online.

[hugh750]

Why does this screen exist??

 

it's likely there just to piss us off.

[Masochron]

 

I left GTA open for awhile, and figured that I would get kicked for being idle...Nope. It's been open for over a half an hour now, without any buttons being pressed, or either joystick being touched, or anything...

 

This has happened to me a lot before, where I wont get kicked for being idle, but I'm usually in my apartment or garage at the time.

 

I come back to see that my K/D ratio has been lowered from .75 to an abysmal .66! Some dude killed me a whopping SEVENTY SIX times!!!

 

Now, I don't care about my K/D ratio all that much, which is why it was so low to begin with...But god damn.

 

I really thought that I had at least turned on passive mode.

 

:'(

 

Haha that sounds like something I would do. The most times I killed an idler was 93 times or so. I have no idea how he wasn't kicked for idling.

I went to check his K/D but instead of that I somehow managed to quit the game, I swear it was Karma who made me do that. How the hell do I go from Players (which is like the 5th option or so from the top) to all the way down to leave GTA O??? No way that was an accident. It must have been Karma who made me do it.

But all I was doing was teaching someone to go in passive next time they go AFK! That's no crime, that's community service!

 

Lol.

 

I can't say that I didn't deserve it. I once killed someone who was idle 38 times. I just got a taste of my own medicine I guess. I usually leave idle players alone for the most part, or kill em once by lobbing a canister of tear gas at their feet.

 

I agree though. If you're going to go afk for awhile, enable passive mode. Something that I always do, but somehow slipped my mind.

 

Oh well lol.

[LordRaijin]

Took long enough... Why do players not take all the opportunity to kill me when I am clearly missing my explosions? REVERSE B&M!! Lol

 

 

 

So you drive around the lobby in an Insurgent throwing bombs at people? What a great skill you have there. I want to build up a statute of you, and worship you like a god.

[Irish45455]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/12771521_922510267867661_58082723125564764_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9

 

Yep f*ck this whole Versus week. If that's all I stand to win I'll stick to VIP and contact missions.

[Yoona]

Was "The Next DLC Discussion" thread deleted? If so then why?

 

Also another double RP & $ weekend, but why Versus Missions of all things >_<

 

How about double RP & $ for all RACES

Edited March 5, 2016 by Yoona

[Sugarfoot]

^There was alot of bitching and moaning going on over there. My guess it's deleted because people can't behave but yea I don't know what happened to it. I was wondering too.

[Nacho Z]

Just did Lost MC RIP and I've got a double bitch. I did it in a tank because I never use it and I'm bored of doing the mission the regular way. First bitch is that I had to run one Lost guy over three times in a tank to kill him. Three times. f*cking ridiculous, just running over someone's foot in a tank would probably kill them from shock let alone crushing them under the massive weight of the damn thing multiple times.

 

Second bitch, when there was one Lost left I saw there was a fire spreading to his position so I didn't bother getting him with the cannon I just let him burn, when he died it came up saying 'Mission Failed'. I don't care if someone dies of a bullet, old age or bleeds to death from a paper cut, if the object of the mission is to kill everyone then I don't want to see 'Mission Failed' when the last person dies.

 

It's been a persistent bug in the game and it's not good enough.

[Towa]

Just did Lost MC RIP and I've got a double bitch. I did it in a tank because I never use it and I'm bored of doing the mission the regular way. First bitch is that I had to run one Lost guy over three times in a tank to kill him. Three times. f*cking ridiculous, just running over someone's foot in a tank would probably kill them from shock let alone crushing them under the massive weight of the damn thing multiple times.

 

Second bitch, when there was one Lost left I saw there was a fire spreading to his position so I didn't bother getting him with the cannon I just let him burn, when he died it came up saying 'Mission Failed'. I don't care if someone dies of a bullet, old age or bleeds to death from a paper cut, if the object of the mission is to kill everyone then I don't want to see 'Mission Failed' when the last person dies.

 

It's been a persistent bug in the game and it's not good enough.

 

You might know this, but you have to trigger the objective marker at the cemetery's entrance first.

[Nacho Z]

 

Just did Lost MC RIP and I've got a double bitch. I did it in a tank because I never use it and I'm bored of doing the mission the regular way. First bitch is that I had to run one Lost guy over three times in a tank to kill him. Three times. f*cking ridiculous, just running over someone's foot in a tank would probably kill them from shock let alone crushing them under the massive weight of the damn thing multiple times.

 

Second bitch, when there was one Lost left I saw there was a fire spreading to his position so I didn't bother getting him with the cannon I just let him burn, when he died it came up saying 'Mission Failed'. I don't care if someone dies of a bullet, old age or bleeds to death from a paper cut, if the object of the mission is to kill everyone then I don't want to see 'Mission Failed' when the last person dies.

 

It's been a persistent bug in the game and it's not good enough.

You might know this, but you have to trigger the objective marker at the cemetery's entrance first.

Doesn't make any difference unfortunately, trigger it or not you can still fail for no apparent reason.

[Towa]

 

 

Just did Lost MC RIP and I've got a double bitch. I did it in a tank because I never use it and I'm bored of doing the mission the regular way. First bitch is that I had to run one Lost guy over three times in a tank to kill him. Three times. f*cking ridiculous, just running over someone's foot in a tank would probably kill them from shock let alone crushing them under the massive weight of the damn thing multiple times.

 

Second bitch, when there was one Lost left I saw there was a fire spreading to his position so I didn't bother getting him with the cannon I just let him burn, when he died it came up saying 'Mission Failed'. I don't care if someone dies of a bullet, old age or bleeds to death from a paper cut, if the object of the mission is to kill everyone then I don't want to see 'Mission Failed' when the last person dies.

 

It's been a persistent bug in the game and it's not good enough.

You might know this, but you have to trigger the objective marker at the cemetery's entrance first.

Doesn't make any difference unfortunately, trigger it or not you can still fail for no apparent reason.

 

 

Well, that's dumb.

[JohnDoe7125539271]

Just did Lost MC RIP and I've got a double bitch. I did it in a tank because I never use it and I'm bored of doing the mission the regular way. First bitch is that I had to run one Lost guy over three times in a tank to kill him. Three times. f*cking ridiculous, just running over someone's foot in a tank would probably kill them from shock let alone crushing them under the massive weight of the damn thing multiple times.

 

Second bitch, when there was one Lost left I saw there was a fire spreading to his position so I didn't bother getting him with the cannon I just let him burn, when he died it came up saying 'Mission Failed'. I don't care if someone dies of a bullet, old age or bleeds to death from a paper cut, if the object of the mission is to kill everyone then I don't want to see 'Mission Failed' when the last person dies.

 

It's been a persistent bug in the game and it's not good enough.

 

No, sorry. Your objective is, to kill the Lost. If he dies in any other way before you or your team kill him, he's dead & can't be killed anymore. The mission is failed.

[Nacho Z]

 

Just did Lost MC RIP and I've got a double bitch. I did it in a tank because I never use it and I'm bored of doing the mission the regular way. First bitch is that I had to run one Lost guy over three times in a tank to kill him. Three times. f*cking ridiculous, just running over someone's foot in a tank would probably kill them from shock let alone crushing them under the massive weight of the damn thing multiple times.

 

Second bitch, when there was one Lost left I saw there was a fire spreading to his position so I didn't bother getting him with the cannon I just let him burn, when he died it came up saying 'Mission Failed'. I don't care if someone dies of a bullet, old age or bleeds to death from a paper cut, if the object of the mission is to kill everyone then I don't want to see 'Mission Failed' when the last person dies.

 

It's been a persistent bug in the game and it's not good enough.

No, sorry. Your objective is, to kill the Lost. If he dies in any other way before you or your team kill him, he's dead & can't be killed anymore. The mission is failed.

That's daft. I started the fire that killed him. If I shot him would you say that it wasn't me that killed him it was the bullet and so it should have failed?

 

Just to completely destroy your argument I retried it and made sure to plant a bullet in the brain of the last guy, mission failed. It's a bug.

[CrysisAverted]

daily obj

Bribe cops and cause havoc

well there goes my $25k payout....

[Irish45455]

Versus modes are not for me. Did Welcoming Party, and died after two shots of a combat pistol. Bunch. Of. Bullsh*t.

[Alvarez]

There is nothing i can look forward to in GTA Online.

Speculation topic got demolished, too... Bad sign.

[CrysisAverted]

longest fall freeroam event

go up in buzzard

its taking forever

end up 3rd place

no f*cking way, gotta get high fast

call besra

go to besra

its in the hangar

except it isn't there

the icon is staying there but no plane in sight

go away and come back multiple times

nothing

just now remember for a low low fee of an additional $200 I could call again and maybe get another plane or no who knows with this game

get 3rd because no matter my wealth or rank or skill in this game, no matter my connection to the game, the game itself is broken as f*ck

 

friend stops by and gives me a lift in his supervolito

takes me to my yacht

some f*cking asshat keeps smashing into our chopper as we try to land

my f*cking yacht defenses are up but they aint doing sh*t

the dude ends up killing us both

I could have landed and grabbed my own supervolito and tried the freefall challenge again but NOPE

the f*cking game mechanics all choose to start failing when I need them the most

 

f*ck it I'm done, load into singleplayer before shutting down

get this

Edited March 5, 2016 by CrysisAverted

[gtafan26]

Ok so as a VIP I can get a free buzzard dropped off at my feet, but I have to drive x number of miles to get the one I paid 1.7 million for. Makes perfect f*ckin sense R*

This right here

[Irish45455]

Try to join a Versus mission through quick job, and get put into Running Back I. Last time I checked, that was an Adversary Mode. Broken game is stupidly still broken.

[Shneb]

longest fall freeroam event

go up in buzzard

its taking forever

end up 3rd place

no f*cking way, gotta get high fast

call besra

go to besra

its in the hangar

except it isn't there

the icon is staying there but no plane in sight

go away and come back multiple times

nothing

just now remember for a low low fee of an additional $200 I could call again and maybe get another plane or no who knows with this game

get 3rd because no matter my wealth or rank or skill in this game, no matter my connection to the game, the game itself is broken as f*ck

 

friend stops by and gives me a lift in his supervolito

takes me to my yacht

some f*cking asshat keeps smashing into our chopper as we try to land

my f*cking yacht defenses are up but they aint doing sh*t

the dude ends up killing us both

I could have landed and grabbed my own supervolito and tried the freefall challenge again but NOPE

the f*cking game mechanics all choose to start failing when I need them the most

 

f*ck it I'm done, load into singleplayer before shutting down

get this

Is Tracy not wearing a shirt? Who's beneath the second Jimmy?

[HKM87]

^^Tracy is wearing a shirt only on the bottom, the one beneath the second Jimmy is a second Tracy! LOL

Edited March 5, 2016 by HKM87

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

As soon as I saw a low level get in the objective vehicle I knew I was screwed. First round they barrel roll the plane into the ground, second round they can't drive to save their own life. > Find New Session