The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[DangerZ0neX]

Hey, you having fun with this tactical goodness of Executive Deathmatch? Oh, it's the most amount of fun you had in ages since playing this game?

 

Well too f*cking bad.

[Arrows to Athens]

Hey, you having fun with this tactical goodness of Executive Deathmatch? Oh, it's the most amount of fun you had in ages since playing this game?

 

Well too f*cking bad.

I thought that sh*t was buried in the dirt in 2013, but no, it makes an unexpected comeback.

[Ocelot]

 

Hey, you having fun with this tactical goodness of Executive Deathmatch? Oh, it's the most amount of fun you had in ages since playing this game?

 

Well too f*cking bad.

I thought that sh*t was buried in the dirt in 2013, but no, it makes an unexpected comeback.

 

 

Yeah, it has been really bad recently.

[JON22]

Players are worse on next gen in missions. Just now on Landing Gear we restarted many times because some dicktard purposely launchered the planes, then after landing a plane another prick chopped me with buzzard blades.

 

f*ck you all.

[westsxde]

f*ck

Tryna f*cking do this heist set up and if we restart, it's putting me in the heavy ass suit even though that's not what I choose... Not to mention I've done this easy as set up 100 times now cuz people keep f*ckIN UP AGHHHHHH.

 

 

Ok I'm good

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Im surprised Ive been seeing a lot of high rank, 300-500 players, with K/Ds above 2.0- 4.0 in nearly every single lobby. I don't feel special anymore, lol. Unless they are leftover stats from mod services. I heard a mod service would give players rank 400 and 4.0 Kd. Then naturally when a players true skills came into play their K/D would start to drop. whereas mine goes up .01 everyday

I saw someone with a K/D of 8000 on PS4.

[CrysisAverted]

had basically full jerry can last time I used it a day ago

go online today

want make my car sh*t fire

my jerry can is gone

 

quality job R* nickel and diming me

 

Do congestion charge

3 of us in the lead are just slipstreaming off eachother

massive lead

another f*cker catches up somehow

even though I should have likely been 1-3 position

I end up 4th because of the newcomer

somehow even though we all went into the finish line at the same time

we were basically a horizontal line that went into it

but I get 4th

cmon

 

also my controller's battery died waiting on a really long loading screen after the race back to freeroam....

Edited March 3, 2016 by CrysisAverted

[Azirah]

Lol

[hugh750]

 

Hey, you having fun with this tactical goodness of Executive Deathmatch? Oh, it's the most amount of fun you had in ages since playing this game?

 

Well too f*cking bad.

I thought that sh*t was buried in the dirt in 2013, but no, it makes an unexpected comeback.

 

it's made an appearance a few times for me on 360, ad i few times when i tried to host a heist i would get a "unable to join job or activity" error.

[Misunderstood]

Oh god, why. Played a bit of Online today because my friends all forced me on it. We did good and then they all had to go so I was left online. Me being the idiot that I am, I decide to do Pacific Standard with a bunch of randoms. Turns out these randoms know what they're doing. They know all the tricks and sh*t. So we get to the boat with perfect score (using the Kuruma sh*t) and I'm sitting there, thinking that randoms aren't all that bad. Then my world comes crashing down when one of them beaches the boat.......I never raged so hard in my life. After that, I tried to play some more but I kept getting booted to SP so I said f*ck it. Can only handle so much sh*t in one month.

[JoeBoneless]

I ejected from my plane during free fall challenge

 

My plane killed me

 

THIS GAME SUCKS

[No Homing]

why are some players in free roam such assholes?

today i tried to collect two bounties from two players who where riding the train around the map but they kept killing me when i got close and one of them sent me some in game messages that where rude, trying to egg me on.

then when i tried to deliver a hpv i kept getting killed for it, i ended up blowing up the hpv.

whe do some players enjoy doing stuff to ruin other players fun?

 

Perhaps because they had bounties and had to defend themselves? What did you expect to happen? Free bounties? They are on the train for a reason.

You kept getting killed for the HPV because the game informs the other players to steal it from you and deliver it themselves, you dumbass. Use your fkng brain.

[Fennimoe]

 

why are some players in free roam such assholes?

today i tried to collect two bounties from two players who where riding the train around the map but they kept killing me when i got close and one of them sent me some in game messages that where rude, trying to egg me on.

then when i tried to deliver a hpv i kept getting killed for it, i ended up blowing up the hpv.

whe do some players enjoy doing stuff to ruin other players fun?

Perhaps because they had bounties and had to defend themselves? What did you expect to happen? Free bounties? They are on the train for a reason.

You kept getting killed for the HPV because the game informs the other players to steal it from you and deliver it themselves, you dumbass. Use your fkng brain.

That HAS to be a troll post... There is NO WAY someone doesn't know all this...

[No Homing]

 

 

why are some players in free roam such assholes?

today i tried to collect two bounties from two players who where riding the train around the map but they kept killing me when i got close and one of them sent me some in game messages that where rude, trying to egg me on.

then when i tried to deliver a hpv i kept getting killed for it, i ended up blowing up the hpv.

whe do some players enjoy doing stuff to ruin other players fun?

Perhaps because they had bounties and had to defend themselves? What did you expect to happen? Free bounties? They are on the train for a reason.

You kept getting killed for the HPV because the game informs the other players to steal it from you and deliver it themselves, you dumbass. Use your fkng brain.

That HAS to be a troll post... There is NO WAY someone doesn't know all this...

 

 

His post or mine?

[Sugarfoot]

Lol

Happens to me too when I play my guy character lmao. It really bothers some guys.

[Non Funkable Token]

 

Oh god, why. Played a bit of Online today because my friends all forced me on it. We did good and then they all had to go so I was left online. Me being the idiot that I am, I decide to do Pacific Standard with a bunch of randoms. Turns out these randoms know what they're doing. They know all the tricks and sh*t. So we get to the boat with perfect score (using the Kuruma sh*t) and I'm sitting there, thinking that randoms aren't all that bad. Then my world comes crashing down when one of them beaches the boat.......I never raged so hard in my life.

I hate to god when people do that. Not just in Pac Standard but any mission that requires you to drive a boat along that river.

 

It annoys me when people don't know that holding "handbrake" in a boat lets you make sharper turns, making it easier to navigate the river and not beach the freaking boat!

 

 

The boat part in the PS finale doesn't even require sailing skills, only wait a few seconds to start fapping with the earned money. That's what some people seem unable to control and leads them to the ridiculous failure.

 

Can't find another reason........

[BigStickMama]

Trying to race with a cacophony of BRBRBR's who only race with catchup+slipstream and only wanna do bumper cars.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Just about to start a 30 player race and the server kicked me THE HOST rockstar need to sort this sh*t out its becoming a regular thing

[Azirah]

Don't know if to buy my male char a buzzard. My female has a buzzard, savage, hydra etc... But I'd guess it'd be nice to run VIP missions on both. And I could possibly make that $$ back within a day.

 

I really just don't wanna drop down to 57 million. Decisions, decisions.

[Voit Turyv]

Don't know if to buy my male char a buzzard. My female has a buzzard, savage, hydra etc... But I'd guess it'd be nice to run VIP missions on both. And I could possibly make that $$ back within a day.

 

I really just don't wanna drop down to 57 million. Decisions, decisions.

First world problems.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Don't know if to buy my male char a buzzard. My female has a buzzard, savage, hydra etc... But I'd guess it'd be nice to run VIP missions on both. And I could possibly make that $$ back within a day.

 

I really just don't wanna drop down to 57 million. Decisions, decisions.

So, like, what exactly are you complaining about here..?

[FFDP999]

Mission payouts have really been sh*t this past year. I used to make around 19k per mission before the heists update. Now at the most I get 14k a mission. I did the mission Mixed up With Coke the other day with a friend, a mission that usually pays 15k, and only got 1.5k. This game can really pull some bullsh*t sometimes.

[Azirah]

 

Don't know if to buy my male char a buzzard. My female has a buzzard, savage, hydra etc... But I'd guess it'd be nice to run VIP missions on both. And I could possibly make that $$ back within a day.

 

I really just don't wanna drop down to 57 million. Decisions, decisions.

So, like, what exactly are you complaining about here..?

Umm, I'm complaining about how I don't know what to do buddy.

[Ocelot]

Contact missions don't feel like they're worth playing anymore after the double cash/rp week. It's frustrating.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

 

Don't know if to buy my male char a buzzard. My female has a buzzard, savage, hydra etc... But I'd guess it'd be nice to run VIP missions on both. And I could possibly make that $$ back within a day.

 

I really just don't wanna drop down to 57 million. Decisions, decisions.

So, like, what exactly are you complaining about here..?

Umm, I'm complaining about how I don't know what to do buddy.I see. Well, thanks for the, um, clarification...I guess. I feel like I should end this with either a 'damn you R*' or 'damn kids', but I don't have enough information...

[Azirah]

 

 

 

Don't know if to buy my male char a buzzard. My female has a buzzard, savage, hydra etc... But I'd guess it'd be nice to run VIP missions on both. And I could possibly make that $$ back within a day.

 

I really just don't wanna drop down to 57 million. Decisions, decisions.

So, like, what exactly are you complaining about here..?

Umm, I'm complaining about how I don't know what to do buddy.I see. Well, thanks for the, um, clarification...I guess. I feel like I should end this with either a 'damn you R*' or 'damn kids', but I don't have enough information...

Okay.

[Irish45455]

 

 

 

Don't know if to buy my male char a buzzard. My female has a buzzard, savage, hydra etc... But I'd guess it'd be nice to run VIP missions on both. And I could possibly make that $$ back within a day.

 

I really just don't wanna drop down to 57 million. Decisions, decisions.

So, like, what exactly are you complaining about here..?

Umm, I'm complaining about how I don't know what to do buddy.I see. Well, thanks for the, um, clarification...I guess. I feel like I should end this with either a 'damn you R*' or 'damn kids', but I don't have enough information...Blame those meddling kids and their dumb dog too. Edited March 3, 2016 by Irish45455

[LordRaijin]

So I'm getting serious about doing elite challenges, and decided to focus on Fleeca bank job. Done it a few times with a couple of buddies of mine, and I just can't help but to ask....

 

What the f*ck is the reason behind the vehicle damage? Why do you need to coddle the hell outta this armored car that is suppose to be designed to sustain damages? Why is this even apart of the elite challenge when you're only suppose to worry about the time?

 

And why is it that the magnet from the cargobob don't want to attach to the car... instead prefer to dangle around without purpose?

[Azirah]

Some of you just wake up being dick heads, whatever.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Some of you just wake up being dick heads, whatever.

Hey, I'm just pokin a little fun at your 'not an actual complaint' post. When ppl complain here, its about R* and something they've done/not done, or the connection issues, or others terribly awful gameplay.

 

But you, just come here all like "I don't know if I should buy a buzzard for my 2nd character because I don't want to drop to 57 million"...that's not a complaint. It's called indecision. Which also seems irrelevant considering the cost of a buzzard in relation to your available cash. No need to be insulting.