The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Sentinel Driver]

who here have been getting pissed at the hackers lately??

today after i lost the cops in gtao by going into the subway by going through the hole by the freeway and i was there by myself.

when the cops gave up i noticed there was a couple of players above me (i think one of them might have been looking for me), i drive on (in the subway) when suddenly i hear an explosion, i back up and i suddenly see another player iin front of me and he wasn't there before, he blows me up.

after i respawn i see him again and i pretty much emptied my mg and i did hit him but i do no damage and he kills me and collects a $7k bounty i didn't even know i had.

so i voted to kick him and i reported him.

later on he kills another player, i message the other player telling him to vote to kick and report him.

gtao is getting less and less worth playing anymore.

Then upgrade

[CUTS3R]

Apparently according to the players ive been fighting since i upgraded to the PS4 a month ago, only fighting at long range with the heavy sniper makes me an unskilled pussy.

 

Lets get this straight. I know im far from being the best when it comes to medium range battles ( assault rifles, MGs, DMR ) because im not a freeroam warrior nor and dancer so my rolling skills are off and the auto aim is... op.

Instead i use a fighting style that makes most weapons my enemies would use against me, totally useless.

 

First off when someone decides to come and fight me ill hide around a corner until he is close enough to die from assault shotgun blasts without being able to retaliate, i only do it once to buy me some time. Then i use said time to hop on my bike and put some distance between him and me to be outside the range of everything but sniper rifles.

And this is the key of my fighting style.

 

Since most people rely solely on auto aim and medium range weapons they try to get closer to use them, except that im killing them every time they try. If they start being too close i'll hop on my bike again and put some more distance between them and me, constantly keeping myself out of their range. I'll repeat it as long as its need, until they eventually give up and start calling me names .

 

I mean instead of being nothing but an shooting targets at this point, they could have tried to use their sniper rifles to get me. But nope. I suppose that fighting with a weapon that requires to possess some actual aiming skills is being a pussy, at least according to the messages ive received. So, yeah... Another example of GTAO players' stupidity.

Edited January 22, 2016 by CUTS3R

[EkaSwede]

I'm still VERY upset over R* kicking me out of the Chrome Hot Pink Bifta that spawns in the beach.

 

IT'S NOT AN EXCLUSIVE VEHICLE!

[BatFerYou]

Is R* aware their game is broken af right now?

They can't hear you.

 

[LeelooPL]

i get really angry when people create topic for topics that already exist... or have been previously locked... or are pointless...

 

if your tired of scrolling, try searching as my spidey senses tell me this will be locked soon....

 

Some spidey sences

Its like 700 pages after this spiderman post.

Edited January 22, 2016 by LeelooPL

[Tails Prower]

I'm still VERY upset over R* kicking me out of the Chrome Hot Pink Bifta that spawns in the beach.

 

IT'S NOT AN EXCLUSIVE VEHICLE!

 

It's a regular bug, affects all NPC DLC spawning cars, you get kicked from all of them unless in a mission or free roam event.

[rlk232]

So many of my mission buddies have quit this game and not come back, it feels like I'm stuck doing missions solo 75% of the time now, which sucks. New stuff to buy is nice, but that alone is wholly insufficient. Get on it, Cockstar.

Edited January 22, 2016 by rlk232

[The First Hunter]

I love Sultan but why the brakes suck so much?

Still waiting for a Tuner dlc so I can get the most out of this beauty

[srps-ryan2010]

Thanks for that R*

 

 

[NiceOnes]

If I call the captain to send for my helicopter then it should come pick me up!

 

Merryweather's pilots can handle the job so there's no reason our yacht helicopters can't be delivered in the same fashion.

 

I may as well call for a boat every freaking time if they're just going to park the god damn helicopter on the shoreline anyways!

 

 

[Stephen]

I do agree OP, even though I don't own a yacht no need for one atm.

 

But when you use words like "freaking" and "god damn" in the same sentence, you know where this is going to go.

[Stealthflight]

Just not having a good day on forum, Theres no post to share short one sentence brags, without having to write out a long dramatic story. My post was locked today. Im at a loss..misunderstood. Theres a need there for people to share small stuff like buying a new outfit or getting an award and thats all they want to share without having to write out a long combat and ambush story

 

Guess Ill stick to making another car post, yacht post, share your pic post , bitching about shark card prices and how many players you killed post since multiple endless versions of those are allowed.

 

(UPDATE: Mod explained, Im good. )

Edited January 22, 2016 by Stealthflight

[Voit Turyv]

9F Cabrio sounds like Adder.

9F sounds like crap.

 

Why doesn't the regular version sound like the Adder?!

[Irish45455]

Decided to hang out with my brother, who is still last gen. Played his character for an hour, and in that one measly hour, I had been unceremoniously blown up by modders four times, had a ferris wheel dropped on my head, had a severed head put on me, a five million dollar bounty put on me and somehow acquired seventy two million dollars. Damn am I glad I switched to next gen before sh*t got that bad...

Edited January 22, 2016 by Irish45455

[zecanelao]

9F Cabrio sounds like Adder.

9F sounds like crap.

 

Why doesn't the regular version sound like the Adder?!

I prefer the sound of the regular version. That's why I sold the Cabrio to get the other version. It reminds me the V10 sound of the R8.

[LordRaijin]

So many people asking for a character's appearance change on Rockstar's support page. Seriously, is that so difficult to be implemented into the game as a feature that would work like a plastic surgery or something like that?

 

If Bethesda can do it with Skyrim... I'm certain Rockstar can to if they can get their fat lazy asses up, and implement it.

 

 

But anyhow it wouldn't hurt to give us better character textures. The default one that we are stuck with right now looks like sh*t comparing to NPCs.

Edited January 22, 2016 by LordRaijin

[Irish45455]

 

So many people asking for a character's appearance change on Rockstar's support page. Seriously, is that so difficult to be implemented into the game as a feature that would work like a plastic surgery or something like that?

If Bethesda can do it with Skyrim... I'm certain Rockstar can to if they can get their fat lazy asses up, and implement it.

 

 

But anyhow it wouldn't hurt to give us better character textures. The default one that we are stuck with right now looks like sh*t comparing to NPCs.

In two years of playing I've only seen a handful of characters that actually looked like the sex they are. Most females end up looking like dudes and the dudes come out looking like (might get in trouble for this) Caitlyn Jenner. All feminine and sh*t. Sad to say but Saints Row 2 had way better character customization and that game was years before GTAO. I hope they add something because my girl character has cheekbones you could carve a ham on and looks like a dude. And my guy character looks like a crossdresser.

[xjakk]

Even monkeys and dogs can understand pointing, but no amount of wild gesturing, molotovs at the feet, or furious demeaning texts can stop the conga line of mongoloid bodyguards from giving away my position in executive search every damn time. OH HOW ABOUT YOU HONK YOUR f*ckING HORN NON STOP NEXT TO ME WHILE YOURE AT IT.

Edited January 23, 2016 by xjakk

[budcat]

Even monkeys and dogs can understand pointing, but no amount of wild gesturing, molotovs at the feet, or furious demeaning texts can stop the conga line of mongoloid bodyguards from giving away my position in executive search every damn time.

A stupid dog always looks at the finger, seems to be the same with GTA players.

[Slonitram]

I'd like to thank yet again Rockstar for Rockstar Social Club being sh*t at everything.

 

I had to clean my browser's cookies and I do not remember my Social Club's account password, so I decided to just reset it. Never got an e-mail from Rockstar with the code, submitted THREE tickets and only one of them were answered asking me to give my Social Club username and e-mail. I did, and no replies from Rockstar from there on.

Edited January 23, 2016 by TheSadisticOwl

[Striker258]

Is R* aware their game is broken af right now?

not even lol

[Arrows to Athens]

Decided to hang out with my brother, who is still last gen. Played his character for an hour, and in that one measly hour, I had been unceremoniously blown up by modders four times, had a ferris wheel dropped on my head, had a severed head put on me, a five million dollar bounty put on me and somehow acquired seventy two million dollars. Damn am I glad I switched to next gen before sh*t got that bad...

You must be unlucky. I'm on last gen and there's no ferris wheels and million dollar bounties for me at least. Saw a player with a plant on his head the other day, but that isn't anything game breaking. You'll get into a few sessions with modders and not all of them constantly blow you up. If that should happen, a simple click of the 'find a new session' button should do the job. The money's the only decent part of last gen, with the exception of the constant lag spikes, lack of DLCs, and doucebag modders to name a few.

Edited January 23, 2016 by Fearx--

[SinZer0s]

I can't bitch and moan anymore, i already bitch and moaned about everything i hate in this game

[Arrows to Athens]

Thanks for that R*

 

 

So you ran for your buzzard again unarmed, even though you were riddled with bullets before? You brought it on yourself after the first one.

[Pete_1]

It seems my character is one big sh*t magnet these days. I don't know if it's my rank (436) and stats (not that special) or appearance of my character that attracts COD kids and other try-hards. Lately I have received ridiculous amount of pathetic insults from those losers. Sometimes doing my own things in passive mode is enough to receive messages like "lol 436 level noob in passive". When I receive hate messages while having psychopath status I most likely have caused good amount of butt hurt and those messages doesn't surprise me. Must be sh*tty live when you have to try to be tough guy and boost your ego in video game (and fail there too)

[rapidwiz]

 

In order to successfully complete Mastermind the settings must be set on hard..... In the mean time you can pass an elite challenge by using normal settings? What the f*ck is that all about? Why is it called an elite challenge when you can pass it on a normal settings? Shouldn't be called an ELITE challenge when unelite and unskilled players can achieve the same title as those who play on hard settings.

 

Elite challenge - Hard settings should be mandatory!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I am pretty sure it is all about the time you do it in, who cares if you die or you restart, why do you even care ? CM is about not dying, Elite is a timed run.

Edited January 23, 2016 by rapidwiz

[Hunter]

 

F**k this game.

[Gatti Sosa]

After 2 support tickets R* tells me they dont handle apperance change request anymore. Whats the problem with giving everyone the option to change whenever they want? I'll gladly pay 500k for plastic surgery

[Cackling Jack]

Unknown network connection error... got it twice when I was in a big sh1t fight! Or I lag out....

[AUScowboy]

Any time I have to watch one of MRBALLZFORMYMOUTH'S videos because it actually holds useful information. His accent fills me with HATRED AND VITRIOL.