The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Cowboy Eddy]

^ yes I am. The amount of modders in the game on old gen is ridiculous. Its far worse than I remember. Back 5 months ago before I stopped playing, I would hardly come across a modder. If I ever did, it was just someone trying to have some fun in the lobbies by spawning in random stuff and giving money. Now its nothing but f*cking asshats that kill people in their god mode. Yesterday I could not join a clean lobby. Every single one of them had a modder or someone with a modded account. There's no point in fighting someone with modded combat rolls and regenerating health. Funny when they get mad and call you a pussy for using an RPG when they are rolling around like a human wheel. Smh -.-

Edited January 20, 2016 by Cowboy Eddy

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

How am I supposed to do the Time Trial if I can only do it in a public session and the stupid game keeps either timing me out or putting me in lobbies by myself?

 

I find your lack of dedicated servers disturbing.

May the servers be with you

[Cowboy Eddy]

 

How am I supposed to do the Time Trial if I can only do it in a public session and the stupid game keeps either timing me out or putting me in lobbies by myself?

 

I find your lack of dedicated servers disturbing.

May the servers be with you

I find your lack of bitching, disturbing.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

 

How am I supposed to do the Time Trial if I can only do it in a public session and the stupid game keeps either timing me out or putting me in lobbies by myself?

 

I find your lack of dedicated servers disturbing.

May the servers be with you

I find your lack of bitching, disturbing.

Came here to bitch about how psn was signing me out...but im not sure if this is the right place since i dont know if gtao actualy has anything to do with it.

 

So yea...sorry, these are (maybe) not the complains you have been looking for

[Arrows to Athens]

Why is it when you request your car or call your mechanic for a different one, it will never come if you get killed by the cops or another player in the process? And then you have go through that silly ass 5 minute cooldown timer.

 

GG Scumstar.

Edited January 20, 2016 by Fearx--

[FFDP999]

 

Lately I was taunted by some fa**ot to downvote activity because I was first in some race and downvoted it because it was boring as hell.

 

So, is something wrong with me or should I really upvote races I win?

If you don't like the race, you don't like it. I don't see why you should feel obliged to upvote it just because you came first.This is so weird. Usually when I downvote something that I won, the other players start laughing. I don't see why that person had to try and start something with you.

[Johnny Alpha]

Today I got tossed in a public lobby and took my savage out for a spin. (Sandy shores area). Minding my own business, no players around me then BOOM! I'm teleported far out into the ocean. Now I'm floating miles out at sea, and buddy teleports to me and tries to literally stab me in the back. Luckily I was able to exit and not give him the satisfaction of killing me.

 

Sticking to the invite only till I upgrade.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Today, I took my Hydra to a dog fight. Before we could even get heated, the lobby starts exploding and the kill feed lights up with so n so died, my enemy is immediately vanquished, I am somehow outflying my attacker for essentially 4 explosions. The 5th got me. Then I respawn in passive to prevent more random death and get a circus tent bestowed upon my character. Good times to be had...

[AsunaIsBae]

> I go in to online to chill by myself on my Yacht... Just to chill and look at my Yacht while I sit down in my hot tub.

 

>10 mins later I decide to go to the gun shop to see if any cool tints could look good on my guns

 

> 5 mins of deciding what tint I want, I go outside to see if I like the tint, I see a friend outside.

 

> I'm like to my self "I just wanna be left alone, I don't want to drive around or kill people.." So I go back in the gun shop to see if my Special Carbine would look good with a scope

 

(I normally don't put any attachments on my weapons if they look sh*tty as f*ck, ex - Extended magazine for ALL the Assault Rifles / Scope for the normal Assault rifle / Advanced rifle .)

 

> So I'm about to purchase the scope... "The gun store is closed, please come back later."

 

> Friend drove his car in to ammunition...

 

> I go outside and blow him up in his car and kill him 2 times, then he leaves the session.

 

> He messages me on Xbox "I don't know what your problem is, but I'm going to remove you from my friends list."

 

> I message him "You closed the ammo shop"... He said "I was trying to block you in.."

 

>I re-read the first message and say to my self "Well you ruined my shopping trip, and I kill you on a videogame 3times then you leave the session... AND HAVE THE MOTHER f*ckING NERVE TO ASK ME "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?"

 

 

> f*cking god I'll remove you my self, I'll save you the f*cking trouble of removing me.

Edited January 20, 2016 by AsunaIsBae

[budcat]

Is R* aware their game is broken af right now?

[Arrows to Athens]

Dogfighting on LG has become f*cking atrocious. Cannon range is so bad that practically anytime you get close to an enemy jet and shoot at it somehow you end up dead or smoking.

If another player in a jet flies into my jet or chopper, the game says he killed me, while he flies away unharmed.

 

Wait what...?!?!?

Edited January 20, 2016 by Fearx--

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Is R* aware their game is broken af right now?

They haven't noticed for the past two years, what makes you think they will now?

 

And the updates just make it worse. lol

[LordRaijin]

who here have been getting pissed at the hackers lately??

today after i lost the cops in gtao by going into the subway by going through the hole by the freeway and i was there by myself.

when the cops gave up i noticed there was a couple of players above me (i think one of them might have been looking for me), i drive on (in the subway) when suddenly i hear an explosion, i back up and i suddenly see another player iin front of me and he wasn't there before, he blows me up.

after i respawn i see him again and i pretty much emptied my mg and i did hit him but i do no damage and he kills me and collects a $7k bounty i didn't even know i had.

so i voted to kick him and i reported him.

later on he kills another player, i message the other player telling him to vote to kick and report him.

gtao is getting less and less worth playing anymore.

 

Stop calling them hackers. Call them script kiddies instead.

[budcat]

You've been kicked from this activity.

You've been kicked from this activity.

There has been an error joining this session, return to Grand Theft Auto V.

 

Edited January 21, 2016 by budcat

[LordRaijin]

I think we should rename the Savage combat chopper to the Cabbage.... because the helicopter is as fragile as a cabbage leaf.

[Chickensniping101]

I think we should rename the Savage combat chopper to the Cabbage.... because the helicopter is as fragile as a cabbage leaf.

This, decided to take it for a spin in missions for a bit of fun, took 3 tries of LSC before I gave up and did it on foot.

 

That thing is way too large and slow for it to have such weak armour.

[TexasRocks]

Something has got to be done with that goddamn mother f$&@ing weapon wheel! I'm fighting this f&[email protected] guy, he tucks behind a wall. Cool, I switch to RPG right quick and blast his ass out of hiding....except somehow the goddamn firework launcher was selected!

 

On the bright side, he almost missed me with his rocket from laughing so hard at my goddamn sparkle rocket. FML

[CrysisAverted]

Interested in doing something with Director Mode

remember I can't

 

-move my mouth like online

-use online only vehicles

-cant spawn actors like in creator mode

-cant spawn vehicles like in creator mode

-cant stack objects like in creator mode

 

Every time inspiration strikes these simple f*cking limitations kick me right in the nuts

Edited January 21, 2016 by CrysisAverted

[GIRR]

Interested in doing something with Director Mode

remember I can't

 

-move my mouth like online

-use online only vehicles

-cant spawn actors like in creator mode

-cant spawn vehicles like in creator mode

-cant stack objects like in creator mode

 

Every time inspiration strikes these simple f*cking limitations kick me right in the nuts

 

Better than someone kicking you in the nuts IRL

[ALex1331]

2 people using the same sniper on level ground......but one of them can see further than the other?!!!

So many glitch camping cowards.... why?!!! What's the point in playing the game?!!!

The miracle psychic police that find you no matter how far from the crime scene you are!!!

The indestructible hedges/bush or thin as f*ck trees that stop you dead in your tracks!!

Bits of cardboard on the floor that sends your car spinning out of control!!!

The in and out of passive mode backshooters!!!

Floating heads...invisible bodies....no legs!! Do people really need an advantage like that?!

The fact that some people can survive a shot to the cranium or dead centre of the face!!!

The crybabies that leave a setup because they didn't get to drive the van, truck, boats or heli's!!!

People that report you after they're tryhard effort to kill you fails!!!

People that report you for offensive language after they barrage your inbox with hate mail!!!

The way many groups of friends can spawn in tanks/jets after accepting and then abandoning a 1on1 dm!!!

Teleporters!!!

Had to get a few of these off my chest =) feel free to add more that I've left out...

[SergeantGravy]

They should change the Daily Objective "Participate in a Capture" to "Wait in a Capture lobby for 15 minutes as host while no-one joins."

[Johnny Alpha]

Seems these days contact missions are just futile as heists with randoms. Joined High Priority case. I drive off to collect my buzzard. The lvl 5 player just ran around under the building confused, and the lvl 100 arrives in a savage and spams rockets until the doc is destroyed.

 

Good times...

[hugh750]

2 people using the same sniper on level ground......but one of them can see further than the other?!!!

So many glitch camping cowards.... why?!!! What's the point in playing the game?!!!

The miracle psychic police that find you no matter how far from the crime scene you are!!!

The indestructible hedges/bush or thin as f*ck trees that stop you dead in your tracks!!

Bits of cardboard on the floor that sends your car spinning out of control!!!

The in and out of passive mode backshooters!!!

Floating heads...invisible bodies....no legs!! Do people really need an advantage like that?!

The fact that some people can survive a shot to the cranium or dead centre of the face!!!

The crybabies that leave a setup because they didn't get to drive the van, truck, boats or heli's!!!

People that report you after they're tryhard effort to kill you fails!!!

People that report you for offensive language after they barrage your inbox with hate mail!!!

The way many groups of friends can spawn in tanks/jets after accepting and then abandoning a 1on1 dm!!!

Teleporters!!!

Had to get a few of these off my chest =) feel free to add more that I've left out...

don't forget other players attacking you when your in a 1 vs 1 dm and you can't see them on the minimap.

 

i've gotten pissed when i'm in a heist and i'm the first to the driver's seat and i had another player push or pull me out of the driver's seat, and they would keep me from getting back in the driver's seat, i admit i have shot at them for that!

[SpuceSpringsteen]

Pardon for the caps and large text but..............

 

 

 

THIS GAME IS BECOMING f*ckING BORING LATELY!!!!! Same old stupid 5 heists and the same grindly missions over and over again. MY f*ckING GOD I know I have OCD, but damn. Even I have my limitations that will eventually drive me straight into the padded room inside of a psychiatric hospital. What the f*ck is Cockstar trying to do to us? Drive us all mad so that we all become ward of the state? Sounds like that's exactly what this company is trying to do.

Other games are available!!!

 

Clark Griswold

and I have something in common.

[zecanelao]

So many people asking for a character's appearance change on Rockstar's support page. Seriously, is that so difficult to be implemented into the game as a feature that would work like a plastic surgery or something like that?

[LeAuxChord]

Alot of yes men over in that Rate your car thread...

[LordRaijin]

 

In order to successfully complete Mastermind the settings must be set on hard..... In the mean time you can pass an elite challenge by using normal settings? What the f*ck is that all about? Why is it called an elite challenge when you can pass it on a normal settings? Shouldn't be called an ELITE challenge when unelite and unskilled players can achieve the same title as those who play on hard settings.

 

Elite challenge - Hard settings should be mandatory!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited January 22, 2016 by LordRaijin

[owl-man]

Alot of yes men over in that Rate your car thread...

What does that mean?

[The First Hunter]

Encountered the worst kind of jet griefers

Goes to passive when is going to take the hydra

Comes out of passive and waits for it to recharge

Strafes

Gets locked on

Passive

Out of passive

Gets locked on

Bails

Rinse and repeat

[BamaGoodfella]

Good job Rockstar!