The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Arrows to Athens]

Why the f*ck can't you delete snapmatic photos through Social Club? It takes forever to do it in-game.

 

ffs cockstar.

[Shneb]

NO...Rockstar...NO. I do not want to play your sh*tty Capture mode. It's god awful. Your match making sucks, your maps are boring and nobody plays them. For the love of God, can you please...PLEASE...stop making me do them EVERY f*ckING DAY. I'm not making this up, I have had to play some form of capture every day for the last week to complete my dailies. It is hands down the worst f*cking daily on the list. Not only does it turn into a one on one with some other sucker who's forced to do them, but you can tell neither person is interested. I've run into more people who literally jump in the nearest vehicle and just drive around until the timer stops than I have people that actually try to play this sh*t.

Also...am I wrong in thinking that you get 500k every time you complete your dailies for 28 straight days or is that a one time only thing? I'm on week 6 and I keep getting 100k. I've only ever gotten 500k once and I know for a fact that I'm on week 6. I get 100k every Friday (technically Saturday morning). If I've been mistaken (which I would LOVE) and I can't get 500k again, I'm going to stop doing these goddamn captures!!!

If you get 500K every 28 days, then why would you get that after six weeks? Shouldn't it be eight weeks?

[Mrnrfan182]

 

NO...Rockstar...NO. I do not want to play your sh*tty Capture mode. It's god awful. Your match making sucks, your maps are boring and nobody plays them. For the love of God, can you please...PLEASE...stop making me do them EVERY f*ckING DAY. I'm not making this up, I have had to play some form of capture every day for the last week to complete my dailies. It is hands down the worst f*cking daily on the list. Not only does it turn into a one on one with some other sucker who's forced to do them, but you can tell neither person is interested. I've run into more people who literally jump in the nearest vehicle and just drive around until the timer stops than I have people that actually try to play this sh*t.

Also...am I wrong in thinking that you get 500k every time you complete your dailies for 28 straight days or is that a one time only thing? I'm on week 6 and I keep getting 100k. I've only ever gotten 500k once and I know for a fact that I'm on week 6. I get 100k every Friday (technically Saturday morning). If I've been mistaken (which I would LOVE) and I can't get 500k again, I'm going to stop doing these goddamn captures!!!

If you get 500K every 28 days, then why would you get that after six weeks? Shouldn't it be eight weeks?

I think you may have misunderstood, or you've done some faulty math. I got 500k for 28 days in a row a long time ago (when dailies were first released). Since then I've never really tried to do them because it was too much work with one on ones and impromptus. Since their removal I now do my dailies again but after 6 weeks, I still have not gotten a 500k bonus. I should have gotten one after week 4, unless I'm mistaken and you only get the 500k once. In short, I'm two weeks over the limit, not two weeks under.

Edited January 18, 2016 by Mrnrfan182

[Sentinel Driver]

"Are u a modder due high rank?" A level 33 sends me a text message in game.... I am rank 205!! It's not that high!! But I felt kinda flattered tho...

[Arrows to Athens]

"Are u a modder due high rank?" A level 33 sends me a text message in game.... I am rank 205!! It's not that high!! But I felt kinda flattered tho...

I think some are still unaware of the level 8000 cap, and so they think you've modded past rank 120. Some also think it takes forever to get that high, even after playing for two years, so they assume you modded to attain that rank. Either very stupid people, or just kids. I'm a rank 643 and I even get money drop requests from rank 100s.

 

I usually ignore these messages, but it becomes an issue when they begin to follow you around the whole map, as if they're glued to your ass.

Edited January 18, 2016 by Fearx--

[budcat]

 

"Are u a modder due high rank?" A level 33 sends me a text message in game.... I am rank 205!! It's not that high!! But I felt kinda flattered tho...

I think some are still unaware of the level 8000 cap, and so they think you've modded past rank 120. Some also think it takes forever to get that high, even after playing for two years, so they assume you modded to attain that rank. Either very stupid people, or just kids. I'm a rank 643 and I even get money drop requests from rank 100s.

 

I usually ignore these messages, but it becomes an issue when they begin to follow you around the whole map, as if they're glued to your ass.

I just ticked over to rank 711 and I get kicked from everything. I just hope people see my K/D is 1.24 and not 20400.53 like most modders.

 

I'm also broke all the time, rarely even have six figures on me, so it makes me laugh when people beg for cash. $151 million earned, $151 million spent.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

"Are u a modder due high rank?" A level 33 sends me a text message in game.... I am rank 205!! It's not that high!! But I felt kinda flattered tho...

I think some are still unaware of the level 8000 cap, and so they think you've modded past rank 120. Some also think it takes forever to get that high, even after playing for two years, so they assume you modded to attain that rank. Either very stupid people, or just kids. I'm a rank 643 and I even get money drop requests from rank 100s.

 

I usually ignore these messages, but it becomes an issue when they begin to follow you around the whole map, as if they're glued to your ass.

I just ticked over to rank 711 and I get kicked from everything. I just hope people see my K/D is 1.24 and not 20400.53 like most modders.

 

I'm also broke all the time, rarely even have six figures on me, so it makes me laugh when people beg for cash. $151 million earned, $151 million spent.

 

They ask for money like there is a button in the game that says 'Give cash to Player? How much?'.

[Shneb]

 

 

NO...Rockstar...NO. I do not want to play your sh*tty Capture mode. It's god awful. Your match making sucks, your maps are boring and nobody plays them. For the love of God, can you please...PLEASE...stop making me do them EVERY f*ckING DAY. I'm not making this up, I have had to play some form of capture every day for the last week to complete my dailies. It is hands down the worst f*cking daily on the list. Not only does it turn into a one on one with some other sucker who's forced to do them, but you can tell neither person is interested. I've run into more people who literally jump in the nearest vehicle and just drive around until the timer stops than I have people that actually try to play this sh*t.

Also...am I wrong in thinking that you get 500k every time you complete your dailies for 28 straight days or is that a one time only thing? I'm on week 6 and I keep getting 100k. I've only ever gotten 500k once and I know for a fact that I'm on week 6. I get 100k every Friday (technically Saturday morning). If I've been mistaken (which I would LOVE) and I can't get 500k again, I'm going to stop doing these goddamn captures!!!

If you get 500K every 28 days, then why would you get that after six weeks? Shouldn't it be eight weeks?

I think you may have misunderstood, or you've done some faulty math. I got 500k for 28 days in a row a long time ago (when dailies were first released). Since then I've never really tried to do them because it was too much work with one on ones and impromptus. Since their removal I now do my dailies again but after 6 weeks, I still have not gotten a 500k bonus. I should have gotten one after week 4, unless I'm mistaken and you only get the 500k once. In short, I'm two weeks over the limit, not two weeks under.I see now. I thought you were trying to get it twice.

 

For me I never get the 100K for doing the all the dailies in a week more than once. It's probably a bug with Rockstar.

Edited January 18, 2016 by Shneb

[hugh750]

Took a Tailgater from the marina, put insurance and everything on it, and suped it all the way up. Put in my Eclipse Towers garage next to my Franken Stange. Game saves, I turn off my PS4, and get some food, watch some Sons of Anarchy, then boot GTA back up. Spawn in my garage and... My f*cking car is gone. Empty space right next to my Franken Stange. I check every other garage, and nothing. Call MMI, and nothing. I rewatch the last fifteen minutes before I got off because I always record in case sh*t like this happens, and the game for sure, absitively posolutely saved. I put in a ticket, and Rockstar replies dumb quick. Their response? They want proof. So I send them the snippet of me saving the car, and the game saving too, and they reply again... Same old song and f*cking dance. "You try reloading your game?" Three goddamn times. "Hold shoulder buttons til the recalibration menu pops up." Did that. Their reply? Well, it's gone. Nothing we can do. Jesus, I can't even get the roughly 160 grand back that I dropped on it? Apparently not, f*cking assholes. Can't give me back my car, but if someone bitches that they don't have beer hats they're on that sh*t like white on rice.

i guess you only get your car back is if it was one you bought (i had my turismo disappear last week, i had to submit a ticket to r* support and they gave me $600.000 to replace my car).

 

it's so annoying when you do a heist and fail because one of your heist crew leaves, (even though i've left a heist now and then), XD

[SPECTER II]

-Can't get back on PV during Time Trials sometimes, preventing quick respawn to start

-Getting out of a Pegasus vehicle sometimes treat it as if bailing out, even when landed and not moving

-Character sometimes does not move for a few seconds when knocked down when usually the character would get up

-Weapon slots do not save

-Having to switch through your entire arsenal on vehicles and the inability to save certain weapons for vehicles

-Switching through weapons on vehicles results in those weapons being the weapons in your weapon slots, requiring you to switch back to your original weapons

-Pegasus vehicles spawning somewhere else when you approach them

-Pegasus vehicles not spawning at the "closest airfield"

-Third person camera sometimes freezes in place

-Players sometimes cannot spawn into missions

-Inability to have favorite contacts

-Random calls from NPCs disrupt gameplay

-NPC drivers tend to drive more erratically and sufdenly turn during Time Trials (maybe)

-NPC drivers tend to steer hard and block the entire street instead of pulling over when driving towards them

-Players sometimes need to pay for their PV destruction when somebody else destroys them

-Lack of Pegasus spawn locations

-Pegasus lady is too loud.

-Inability to expand radar during Freemode Event notifications, such as win/lose or start/loss.

-"S***! Sorry, can't get their right now." even when near a suitable road.

 

Edit: Not sure how this is a B&M (apparently, anything pointing out flaws and bugs is a B&M), but oh well. Maybe the thing about annoying players is.

 

Annoying players:

 

-Players tend to annoyingly do the following more to female characters and players: look, stalk, kill, offer 'help', send friend requests, buzz apartments, invite to heists, invite to apartment/yacht, honk, ask for mic, ask for kik, etc.

-Players who start missions on easy/normal

-Players who accuse others for hacking when doing legitimate things in-game (such as hiding underground or in the mine shaft, staying in your vehicle so they can't destroy it in missions, switching to passive mode during firefights, etc.)

-Players who have the need to kill you when you take the Rooftop Rumble document

-Some players feel the need to block Time Trial ends

Edited January 18, 2016 by SPECTER II

[StangOne50]

Dogfighting on LG has become f*cking atrocious. Cannon range is so bad that practically anytime you get close to an enemy jet and shoot at it somehow you end up dead or smoking.

[DISTRICT7642]

Half way to the airport in The Los Santos Connection and you get Go to Madrazo's house.

[Yoona]

What is up with all the f*cking kids and idiots on PS4.

It's like 10th time I try to do key-codes with randoms and there's always idiots blowing up my car on the parking lot or shooting guns there so missions fails before f*cking Karen even arrives.

Oh and if they don't these f*ckers always die,so even setting normal with 1 death allowed still doesn't help, help god.

F*cking kid voices on mics too, f*cking idiots, cant f*cking progress on PS4 at all, should have stick to PC.....

Even on pc randoms do much less of this sh*t in heist.

Edited January 19, 2016 by Yoona

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

(Can't find the hate mail topic so I'll post this here)

(Sorry for the big picture I'm on Moblie)

So let me explain how PVP works in The Crew.

You and everyone else in the lobby pick a race, the game then picks out at complete random one of the races out of the ones the players picked.

Damn, and I thought the GTA community was retarded, but this takes the cake. So I'm a Hacker now because the game chose my race 5 times in a row, not my fault the odds were in my favor at the time, the kid rage quit too.

Edited January 19, 2016 by SuzukiBlaze

[EkaSwede]

So I decided to do a Hostile Takeover in Fort Zancudo because I enjoy tank rampage and getting paid for it...

 

But I HATE that stupid bridge leading to Zancudo. It's designed to screw you over http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/545301033921367493/F1363537C4522A3CF25DBB04C33A94CDC6973BA7/

 

...I know it's partly my fault from getting into that situation, but it's still ROCKSTAR'S FAULT!

[Cackling Jack]

It fu*king annoys me when I have to do a capture for my daily objectives. No one joins because no one likes doing them. They should just remove them from the game.

Edited January 20, 2016 by JackIrish

[E•MO•TION]

The one time I take part in a Freemode event does everyone disconnect from the session (thus cancelling the event) as I'm seconds away from coming in at first place.

 

[Viciadogames]

Ummm... Where is the show your NG character topic?

[poland stronk]

Lately I was taunted by some fa**ot to downvote activity because I was first in some race and downvoted it because it was boring as hell.

 

So, is something wrong with me or should I really upvote races I win?

 

He was Murrican fag raging over everything. But he made a good point about some 10 year old playing game with hookers and drugs.

 

Anyway he said downvote so I did for keks. Shame I don't use my mic in this game, would love to question his stupidity just for the sake to hear more of his raging.

Edited January 20, 2016 by poland stronk

[MaxPower]

Is there any way to stop Lester from calling you everytime you join a new session? He calls to let me know about another heist I can do after The Fleeca Job (haven't done any after this one). If I ignore he calls back after a few minutes.

[§†range]

Is there any way to stop Lester from calling you everytime you join a new session? He calls to let me know about another heist I can do after The Fleeca Job (haven't done any after this one). If I ignore he calls back after a few minutes.

Have to finish all the heist and he will stop calling.

[E•MO•TION]

Ummm... Where is the show your NG character topic?

It was merged with the Show Your Character topic.

[Chickensniping101]

 

why doesn't r* do something about the jet griefers??

today i was in a lobby that was being terrorized by a jet griefer (i was one of his victims), as soon as he got shot down he would get another jet and his rein of terror would resume.

How would they nerf the jets?

I know this is somewhat old now but the missiles launched at you from the base once you take a jet actually got nerfed for online.

 

In SP, those missiles are faster, more accurate and last longer.

[Khaisz]

I guess this is more of B&M then Time Trial related.

But it's kinda both of them.

 

Doing Time Trial.

Doing good time.

Just have to get down a hill to the main road again.

No problems.

Forget bushes are made of titanium.

Fall of bike slides a short while, no problem I can easly get back up on the bike.

....

Ohey there is my bike sliding behind me.

You commited Suicide.

[Fennimoe]

[LordRaijin]

 

 

Serves you right for diving with a tux on. Go buy yourself some swimming gear. Tux aint for swimming. Even the GTA gods was trying to tell you something.

Edited January 20, 2016 by LordRaijin

[Hunter]

 

 

 

 

why doesn't r* do something about the jet griefers??

today i was in a lobby that was being terrorized by a jet griefer (i was one of his victims), as soon as he got shot down he would get another jet and his rein of terror would resume.

How would they nerf the jets?

 

 

I know this is somewhat old now but the missiles launched at you from the base once you take a jet actually got nerfed for online.

 

In SP, those missiles are faster, more accurate and last longer.

 

They should do that, but I don't think it would help much anyway - if the player flies out while low, missiles and enemy jets don't appear.

 

I think they should hit the issue on the head and do something directly about jets. Either nerf them, or add in a serious on foot counter to them (something better than the homing launcher).

[MGCrash]

 

 

 

 

 

why doesn't r* do something about the jet griefers??

today i was in a lobby that was being terrorized by a jet griefer (i was one of his victims), as soon as he got shot down he would get another jet and his rein of terror would resume.

How would they nerf the jets?

 

 

I know this is somewhat old now but the missiles launched at you from the base once you take a jet actually got nerfed for online.

 

In SP, those missiles are faster, more accurate and last longer.

 

They should do that, but I don't think it would help much anyway - if the player flies out while low, missiles and enemy jets don't appear.

 

I think they should hit the issue on the head and do something directly about jets. Either nerf them, or add in a serious on foot counter to them (something better than the homing launcher).

 

I say something better to take them down. I feel it was unright to nerf the tank. I refuse the idea a f*cking tank dies after driving over a couple cars.

[Arachne]

Dear god,can I play a deathmatch where nobody uses exploits,lester and explosives? c'mon,not everybody is a cheater in here.

Edited January 20, 2016 by Arachne

[hugh750]

who here have been getting pissed at the hackers lately??

today after i lost the cops in gtao by going into the subway by going through the hole by the freeway and i was there by myself.

when the cops gave up i noticed there was a couple of players above me (i think one of them might have been looking for me), i drive on (in the subway) when suddenly i hear an explosion, i back up and i suddenly see another player iin front of me and he wasn't there before, he blows me up.

after i respawn i see him again and i pretty much emptied my mg and i did hit him but i do no damage and he kills me and collects a $7k bounty i didn't even know i had.

so i voted to kick him and i reported him.

later on he kills another player, i message the other player telling him to vote to kick and report him.

gtao is getting less and less worth playing anymore.

Edited January 20, 2016 by hugh750