The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

If gta could stop being so buggy thatd be great.

[hyperar]

So I finally get to host a race and can set catch up off, 5 other people join, we race, race ends, back to voting screen, some dude and I chose different races and a third chooses free mode, suddenly we are all on fee roam, well thanks C*, we wanted to keep racing you know. Hosts another, nobody joins, f*cking thanks C*

[Arrows to Athens]

If gta could stop being so buggy thatd be great.

[owl-man]

Trying to join a friend but it says I'm in a different targeting mode, normally that would be fine but now it just tells me I have to go and change it manually. Can't join them anymore...

[GIRR]

Trying to join a friend but it says I'm in a different targeting mode, normally that would be fine but now it just tells me I have to go and change it manually. Can't join them anymore...

What do you play on? I'm on the one I never had the problem before

[allinclusive]

Usually I always fill up my ammo before a mission, I never have to pay more than 1-5k. But now (I didn't do anything it all) it says I have to pay 90k to stock up. What the hell?! No new weapons, nothing.

[Opzeker]

Needed to complete a round at the shooting range for my daily objectives.

Finally was the host after walking in the circle 6 (six!) times at the ammu-nation, being kicked all the times before.

Why does the matchmaking in general s*ck balls in this game, but not when it comes down to something as sh*tty as the shooting range?

FML

Edited January 3, 2016 by Opzeker

[fw3]

My B&M:

 

The phrase, "ui ui ui."

Just, please, stop using this.

Everyone. Now.

 

[jdwarfer]

Updates bring new bugs.

 

Prison heist for exemple.

Sometimes it's totally f*cked up. AI doesn't reacts as it's supposed to. The bus demo have to take doesn't move. The jet won't take off, and finally, Rashowski... where is he? He won't move either.

And of course the only way to fix that crap is to rehost.

 

Human Labs. IEM setup. Jets won't take off until you go to them.

 

WTF R*?

Edited January 3, 2016 by jdwarfer

[Stoakzee]

Why do some of these barriers work but others don't?

 

[poland stronk]

Usually I always fill up my ammo before a mission, I never have to pay more than 1-5k. But now (I didn't do anything it all) it says I have to pay 90k to stock up. What the hell?! No new weapons, nothing.

 

Sniper ammo is expensive.

[EkaSwede]

Usually I always fill up my ammo before a mission, I never have to pay more than 1-5k. But now (I didn't do anything it all) it says I have to pay 90k to stock up. What the hell?! No new weapons, nothing.

It's caused by an annoying glitch that causes some of your weapons (pistols for me) to suddenly have very low ammo. DON'T refill. It usually fixes itself after a few missions.

[rovert]

Guys inside the Granger instantly knows where you are hiding. F*cking psychic goons.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

When people on the mic ask why I'm playing as a male even though I'm a girl I like girls, but damn I get sick of looking at her ass 25/8. Plus, I didn't know that it's mandatory for me to play as a girl since I'm a girl. Might as well tell the guys who play as girls it's wrong as well.

I'm a guy, but I used to play as a female character and I still do sometimes. The reason it all started was from a bet. My female friend made one of the ugliest female characters ever and I told her I could make a better looking one. We made a bet and sure enough I won haha. After that, I stuck with the female character because I thought it was so funny how little boys would behave around you. They always offer me things, wouldn't leave my side, or wouldn't fight back if I killed them. Now Im not saying I trolled them and made them believe I was a girl. if they ever asked my gender or simply became too annoying, I'd tell them I'm a guy.

I've met so many guys who play as female characters that would troll people and made them believe they were a female to get stuff or some other personal interest. That's the sad thing about it. There was even this creep once who had a female character, their bio supported that, and their Xbox avatar was also a female. So naturally I believe this is a female. Wrong. This person asked for my Kik without ever asking me if I was a girl or not. I gave it to the person, and they ceased to talk to me and blocked me since they found out I was a guy. Turns out, that person was a guy and does this stuff on the regular basis to pick up chics over Xbox. What a sad world we live in.

On the subject of picking up chics, I used to play with this girl that was in an old crew of mine. We played together a couple of times and she seemed very nice. She addded me but then removed me this one time when she found out I was a guy when I yelled at a squeaker Short story, she added me only because I was playing as a female. She doesn't like to be labeled as a lesbian and denies it, even though she's dated 5 girls she's met on GTAO in the past 8 months.

I understand that girls don't want all the attention that having a female character brings. I have a couple of friends who play as guys specifically for that reason.

I started with this trolling to now.

People simply shoud not care about such sh*t and go out or have some fun with hookers.

Being stupid, ignorant and sexist are their shortcoming, not mine.

 

I dont however claim im a girl...but now when asked...i lie

[an.punker]

The last day of 2015, I decided to play GTA Online since there was snow and R* was giving away gifts (all I got was a sh*tty Fireworks Launcher and x8 Fireworks but that's a post for another day). Anyway, I got into this session and I decided to go to my garage. I found money spawning on-top of my Zion and a Tank (that I cound not enter due to it being a Personal Vehicle, on the other session I found a customised Police Cruiser with a custom licence plate that I could not enter (off-topic so I will stop here). Naturally I collected the money 'till I got a fair amound and stopped. As soon as I get out of my garage I got a bunch of invites to missions and other jobs. I decided to join a heist setup of Series-A Funding with the worst heist crew I have ever seen. The first fail started at just a few minutes into the session when two players who got into the same car blew up and failed the mission. I told them that I should drive and they all got into my armoured V12 Schafter. The second and third fails came at about 10 minutes into the session where the got into the Ballas-Controlled mine and one of the players got killed. I advised them to snipe them from a distance and it worked. So, we got into the cars and I had to go to the truck with the gun on its flatbed. I was with the gun and destroyed most of the Ballas cars but no the stupid truck drivers blew up and ended up in the Alamo Sea. The same thing happened five times later and I eventually quit. People can be so annoying sometimes...also, I just discovered this thread a few minutes ago and didn't even know it was there.

[owl-man]

Every f*cking time I record a clip for car pics in an area where the ground is spotless, it gains trash everywhere when I open the clip, sometimes even inside the f*cking wheels of the car! There really needs to be a 'F*ck off dumb trash' option.

Example:

 

 

 

 

When I drove here there was nothing on the ground, when I open the clip it has all this sh*t everywhere, f*cking annoying.

[AUScowboy]

At least it dosent obstruct driving like in sp lol. It is ugly to look at tho, it's like yep, we know lots of people liter rockstar, so why not add some steet sweeps and other municipal vehicles, eh?

[zecanelao]

Trying to join a friend but it says I'm in a different targeting mode, normally that would be fine but now it just tells me I have to go and change it manually. Can't join them anymore...

That happened to me once. The game sent me back to the session, but it hadn't changed my aim back to the one I was using before. Weird. But then I was able to join a session with a different aim settings without problems. Edited January 3, 2016 by zecanelao

[Misunderstood]

So much for Last Gen being the "beta test" for GTA Online. PC is the exact same BS you dealt with on PS3/360. Still get a sh*t ton of loading screens, still buggy as f*ck and still sh*t matchmaking. Seriously, what is up with the f*cking matchmaking? It is god awful and this game has been out for 2 years and it still hasn't been fixed. Rockstar needs to stop adding a bunch of sh*t and instead fix what they already got. Having all this sh*t doesn't mean anything if it's buggy has f*ck or just a plain oversight from Rockstar.

[Irish45455]

Helped a friend with his Series A because he couldn't get people and I was in a decent mood and had time to kill before going food shopping. Random low level joins, and you can guess what happens. We're doing Bikers and guess who can't grasp the simple concept of a silenced weapon? First try, he goes in with a homing rocket launcher because he said some YouTuber said it would work. We fail, he blames all of us. We try again, this time he goes in with a pump shotgun, no suppressor. We fail again, he blames us. Finally for the last time, we stop him and tell him exactly what to do. Don't go near anyone, stay here on the beach, let us handle sh*t. Things go good, and we're down to the last two guys. I hear a horn behind me, turn around just in time to get plastered by a Habanero that Mr. Blame Everyone Else has stolen off the street. We fail and he has the balls to say it wasn't his fault. We quit, and get into a session. My friend and I just headed for my Tampa and chased the kid all the way to his apartment, where he hid like a little bitch, all the while calling us pussies cuz we couldn't get at him. Told my friend, sorry, I don't have the energy for this bullsh*t, and I turned off GTA and swapped it for The Crew. Get a message from the squeaker "y u leev fagit cnt kil a kid wut a lil bicht".

[Stealthflight]

I know of a girl who plays a girl character and she can only recall two instances out of the hundreds of times shes played where players were flirting or playing with her.

Theres so many guys playing as girl characters nowadays I doubt the experiences are as high as some make it out to be.

Same as reaching high rank, Im rank 325 and Ive only gotten one request to drop someone money when they thought I was a modder. Most of the time my messages are crickets, Last time I got a personal message was months ago and I play everyday.

Edited January 3, 2016 by Stealthflight

[Arrows to Athens]

So much for Last Gen being the "beta test" for GTA Online. PC is the exact same BS you dealt with on PS3/360. Still get a sh*t ton of loading screens, still buggy as f*ck and still sh*t matchmaking. Seriously, what is up with the f*cking matchmaking? It is god awful and this game has been out for 2 years and it still hasn't been fixed. Rockstar needs to stop adding a bunch of sh*t and instead fix what they already got. Having all this sh*t doesn't mean anything if it's buggy has f*ck or just a plain oversight from Rockstar.

I'm getting sick and tired of this sh*tty ''Timed out loading session'' bullsh*t 50% of the time I try to change sessions or come back from a mission/race. And they say shark cards help the game. Wtf?

Edited January 3, 2016 by Fearx--

[am30]

Players asking if I'm a modder because of my rank and k/d. 553 is not a high rank and a k/d of 3 point something is not the sign of a modder.

 

Seriously, do some people not realise that GTA O has been out since October 2013?!

 

Or if I'm in a session set up as a VIP, people sending messages saying (in various spellings) "bodyguard?" Seriously, if I wanted a random as a bodyguard I'd ask but I don't. There's a reason you've not been asked!

 

I hate dumb people.

Edited January 3, 2016 by am30

[ten-a-penny]

 

So much for Last Gen being the "beta test" for GTA Online. PC is the exact same BS you dealt with on PS3/360. Still get a sh*t ton of loading screens, still buggy as f*ck and still sh*t matchmaking. Seriously, what is up with the f*cking matchmaking? It is god awful and this game has been out for 2 years and it still hasn't been fixed. Rockstar needs to stop adding a bunch of sh*t and instead fix what they already got. Having all this sh*t doesn't mean anything if it's buggy has f*ck or just a plain oversight from Rockstar.

I'm getting sick and tired of this sh*tty ''Timed out loading session'' bullsh*t 50% of the time I try to change sessions or come back from a mission/race. And they say shark cards help the game. Wtf?

This time it took me 2 attempts to jump into Online. Worked in the second time - all dandy. Decided to play Crystal Clearout. As soon as I got close to the location I use to snipe the guy close to the package (to play the mission the way I love), I got signed out of PSN.

 

 

For f*ck's sakes, guys.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

So much for Last Gen being the "beta test" for GTA Online. PC is the exact same BS you dealt with on PS3/360. Still get a sh*t ton of loading screens, still buggy as f*ck and still sh*t matchmaking. Seriously, what is up with the f*cking matchmaking? It is god awful and this game has been out for 2 years and it still hasn't been fixed. Rockstar needs to stop adding a bunch of sh*t and instead fix what they already got. Having all this sh*t doesn't mean anything if it's buggy has f*ck or just a plain oversight from Rockstar.

I'm getting sick and tired of this sh*tty ''Timed out loading session'' bullsh*t 50% of the time I try to change sessions or come back from a mission/race. And they say shark cards help the game. Wtf?

This time it took me 2 attempts to jump into Online. Worked in the second time - all dandy. Decided to play Crystal Clearout. As soon as I got close to the location I use to snipe the guy close to the package (to play the mission the way I love), I got signed out of PSN.

 

 

For f*ck's sakes, guys.

 

Whenever it keeps timing out randomly after it was working fine before, I have to quit game and change my DNS settings to Automatic (if it's Google's DNS already), then it will work. If it times out constantly again, I have to quit game and change my DNS settings to Google's DNS again (if it's already Automatic), then it will work. Wtf?

Edited January 3, 2016 by Fearx--

[Irish45455]

Sh*t like this isn't helping things.

 

 

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/1931362_889435807841774_1704886156706815107_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=56a09c9c8caa17cc9e7d012ecdf308ff&oe=57457D68

 

 

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/1054_889435821175106_8298242749455251725_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=926e74c923469f1a756146a2f3eb0997&oe=57132650

 

Sorry for the sh*tty quality of the pics.

YouTubers are just ruining things. Sh*t like that is why we have so many kids running around and bitching because something that was never even proven to be real hasn't come yet, and all these people saying sh*t and riling up the community and hyping people up for nothing.

[grand theft spaghetti]

error while joining session is starting to get old. 3 years later the servers still suck.

[Arrows to Athens]

error while joining session is starting to get old. 3 years later the servers still suck.

It hasn't even been 3 years.

[fw3]

 

error while joining session is starting to get old. 3 years later the servers still suck.

It hasn't even been 3 years.

Let's not be persnickety. You got his point. And yes, they DO still suck. They also blow, too, so therein lies the conflict.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

error while joining session is starting to get old. 3 years later the servers still suck.

It hasn't even been 3 years.

Let's not be persnickety. You got his point. And yes, they DO still suck. They also blow, too, so therein lies the conflict.

 

Nothing harmful about pointing out a simple error. But yes, the servers are still horse manure after 2 years.

Edited January 3, 2016 by Fearx--