The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Metal Slime]

Got kicked out of my own invite only session. Dafuq?

Was it an idle kick'cause that still doesn't make sense it's an invite only lobby. Same goes for Solo Session.

[Irish45455]

 

Got kicked out of my own invite only session. Dafuq?

Was it an idle kick'cause that still doesn't make sense it's an invite only lobby. Same goes for Solo Session.

Nope. All it said was "Players have voted to kick you" and I'm like how, when I'm the only mf in this session?

[Lord DC]

A ghost kicked you.

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

A ghost kicked you.

The ghost with the host;)

[The Lone Wanderer]

f*ck you tree

[mirthless]

Rooftop rumble on foot is wtf. instant death even with cover.

[Martin15]

WHY BR SERVERS ARE FULL OF fa**otS IN HYDRAS, KURUMAS, INSURGENTS KILLING EVERYONE

[Stealthflight]

The Pegasus pick up point near the movie theatre sucks, It disappears more than half the time you attempt it, any tips? how to make that spawn point work?

[hugh750]

 

 

Got kicked out of my own invite only session. Dafuq?

Was it an idle kick'cause that still doesn't make sense it's an invite only lobby. Same goes for Solo Session.

Nope. All it said was "Players have voted to kick you" and I'm like how, when I'm the only mf in this session?

 

maybe the npc's voted to kick you??

[Cowboy Eddy]

The Pegasus pick up point near the movie theatre sucks, It disappears more than half the time you attempt it, any tips? how to make that spawn point work?

No idea man. Seems to be luck if it does spawn there. If I remember correctly, the closer you are, the better chance you have for it to spawn. I may be wrong on that.

[GIRR]

f*ck you tree

I laughed so hard you made ice tea come out of my nose.

Your crew rank isn't supposed to reset? f*ckING REALLY? I could've been rank 100+ in my crew but it reset about 4 times. It would do it randomly when I would put another crew as an active crew. I always thought that was an incentive to stay loyal.

 

It's supposed to reset every time you leave a crew, but it's buggy as hell.

[Metal Slime]

 

 

Got kicked out of my own invite only session. Dafuq?

Was it an idle kick'cause that still doesn't make sense it's an invite only lobby. Same goes for Solo Session.

Nope. All it said was "Players have voted to kick you" and I'm like how, when I'm the only mf in this session?That's just creepy.

[ten-a-penny]

f*ck you tree

:|

 

[Viciadogames]

Can't play online... ugh.

[The Lone Wanderer]

 

f*ck you tree

:|

 

tees need a nerf

never mind the jet

[Goten21]

 

f*ck you tree

:|

 

 

SAME

 

f*ckING SAME

[TCA]

Trying to finish up my stunt jumps with a new crew memeber, some asshat in his bitch mobile tries to drive by sticky me several times and fails.

 

He spawns gets sniped by crew member then he tries to snipe me after he respawn and fails. This guy will not piss off so I end up just blowing him up over and over with RPGs' and marksman. Killed him 20+ times, he actually got 1 kill during the whole thing. Then he tries talking sh*t and sending us messages while running away on the train.

 

Seriously? Dude you'rejust mad bc you messed with the wrong person. And got your ass handed to you...people in this game get worse by the day.

[TwistOfLime21]

Kill List appears for the first time in literally months. I'm outside Weazel Plaza and its over at Paleto Bay. No matter, I get on my Bati and ride over there. As soon as I approach one of the three Savages, some random who I thought was waiting for other players to join, kills me. I respawn and kill him. Time expires, Kill List is over. Random guy drives away.

 

Hours later, Kill List starts up again which is surprising. Some guy is already in the Buzzard's pilot seat so I get in the backseat. He flies up to take out the other Buzzards but can't fire rockets to save his life. He dies in less than a minute. Another Kill List failed.

[Arrows to Athens]

Trying to finish up my stunt jumps with a new crew memeber, some asshat in his bitch mobile tries to drive by sticky me several times and fails.

 

He spawns gets sniped by crew member then he tries to snipe me after he respawn and fails. This guy will not piss off so I end up just blowing him up over and over with RPGs' and marksman. Killed him 20+ times, he actually got 1 kill during the whole thing. Then he tries talking sh*t and sending us messages while running away on the train.

 

Seriously? Dude you'rejust mad bc you messed with the wrong person. And got your ass handed to you...people in this game get worse by the day.

I love it when you face rank 200 + try-hards who constantly combat roll and wear bulletproof helmets. They always have an excuse for every death in gunfights. They get mad when you use a certain gun that they don't like, yet they don't hesitate to whip out a rocket and fire it at you. You kill them with a minigun?... You get called a pussy, but they use RPGs every chance they get. Heck, you can't even take cover without being called a hiding, coward pussy. However, they tend to drop you extremely quick, but that's because they spend way too much killing in this game and training their asses off to be the best of the best, and if they get killed once, they resort to incessant name calling and lame excuses for that death. They will call you garbage at the game if they get killed or if they kill you regardless.

Edited December 28, 2015 by Fearx--

[CrysisAverted]

Load up the game, as always I let it load into singleplayer then go online.

 

 

 

 

for some f*cking reason it was taking real long, apparently it loaded me directly into online even though I didn't click online, on top of that, it loaded me straight into somebody's Convoy Heist Setup....

[LTG_KARL]

I love Asset Recovery. As long as I can keep a high speed, I can't be taken down, but I can't fully enjoy it too much due to lag. My MAIN problem is the Asset Recovery that has the freaking Rhapsody. What the hell? The Rapsody makes it so easy for cops to murder you. The other cars have thin enough windows to make it "difficult" for them to hit you consistently, while the Rhapsody's giant windows are like asking for death.

 

Or I'm probably doing something wrong.

You're mistaken... there is one with the negaski blazer for 10k cross map

[Rabid Vulpix]

 

Trying to finish up my stunt jumps with a new crew memeber, some asshat in his bitch mobile tries to drive by sticky me several times and fails.

 

He spawns gets sniped by crew member then he tries to snipe me after he respawn and fails. This guy will not piss off so I end up just blowing him up over and over with RPGs' and marksman. Killed him 20+ times, he actually got 1 kill during the whole thing. Then he tries talking sh*t and sending us messages while running away on the train.

 

Seriously? Dude you'rejust mad bc you messed with the wrong person. And got your ass handed to you...people in this game get worse by the day.

I love it when you face rank 200 + try-hards who constantly combat roll and wear bulletproof helmets. They always have an excuse for every death in gunfights. They get mad when you use a certain gun that they don't like, yet they don't hesitate to whip out a rocket and fire it at you. You kill them with a minigun?... You get called a pussy, but they use RPGs every chance they get. Heck, you can't even take cover without being called a hiding, coward pussy. However, they tend to drop you extremely quick, but that's because they spend way too much killing in this game and training their asses off to be the best of the best, and if they get killed once, they resort to incessant name calling and lamne excused for that death. They will call you garbage at the game if they get killed or if they kill you regardless.

 

 

Yeah Fearx--, that's COD mentality.

Unfortunately it doesn't transfer to GTAO very well, so when those A-holes complain, why care at all?

Just tell them to go back to Call of Duty, otherwise they just have to deal with the fact you killed them.

They can say whatever they want, whatever excuses they want, if they still die it just makes all their practice amount to garbage.

 

[rlk232]

Why does the game randomly forget my aiming preference two or three times a week? It drops me to free-aim at random every few days...

[EkaSwede]

 

I love Asset Recovery. As long as I can keep a high speed, I can't be taken down, but I can't fully enjoy it too much due to lag. My MAIN problem is the Asset Recovery that has the freaking Rhapsody. What the hell? The Rapsody makes it so easy for cops to murder you. The other cars have thin enough windows to make it "difficult" for them to hit you consistently, while the Rhapsody's giant windows are like asking for death.

 

Or I'm probably doing something wrong.

You're mistaken... there is one with the negaski blazer for 10k cross map

 

THe Blazer one is easy, pity it pays crap. Just drive off the roads towards LS and you won't see a police car. It gets a little tricky once in the city, but other than that, it's only a 3 star wanted level. Same thing with the Lectros (which you CAN'T use the KERS for some idiotic reason). Those two only give a $5000 per vehicle delivered and that extra pay after that. Cars are the way to go. Just... to hell with the Rhapsody.

[RocknRumble]

Why the hell do we have Free Aim(Assisted) as a targeting mode? It isn't free aim if it's assisted. Dammit Rockstar, stop splintering the lobbies. It's hard enough for me to find a lobby full of players already.

[poland stronk]

You what I have learned yesterday? That you can camp health pick-ups in Last Team Standing mode. Think about this, you play Cypress Flats LTS, which allows only for petty pistols. Now if you reach medpack spawn point then you can tank damage and heal yourself because this game has f*cking bad synchronization that aiming for headshots won't get you far in pistol fight.

 

I shot someone relatively close with sawn-off shotgun three times and got killed. I saw blood coming from him but nope, better get killed through wall because this game has f*cking bad synchronization. SA-MP 0.2 version was better in that department and it allowed for 200 players playing simultanously during that version release. Rockstar just f*cking can't into online experience.

Edited December 29, 2015 by poland stronk

[Predpant]

Will we ever have a contact mission creator i wonder how many years we have to wait

[DominusTaranis]

Rear wheels on the Fathom clip through the interior regardless of suspension package.

 

Wing level thingy on minimap is inverted in first person.

 

There's that evil curb outside the LSC, just south of the clothes store in the middle of the city.

 

Tumbles the ragdoll that is my character when I really need him standing and shooting.

 

Holy sh*t you f*cking f*cktard. Get in my f*cking car. I am honking at you because I know where to go and how to get there without dying, unlike you the last six times.

 

Stop shooting at me. It's called passive mode you ignoramous.

 

Good job, you killed a guy being bullied by four other players at once. Run away like the bitch you are.

[Kronichh]

Will we ever have a contact mission creator i wonder how many years we have to wait

probably in the VERY late stages of the game when most attention is moved to GTA 6 so the community of those who still like GTA 5 doesnt go stale and a few sales are still made as GTA 6 will most likely be more expensive. Rockstar would also not need to maintain the game very much as almost everything at that point will be community based. A contact mission creator DOES currently exist but it is extremely buggy and requires external coding, as leaked by funmw2 in 2014...

 

My guess is in 2017/2018 when GTA 6 will surely be under development

 

So now for my bitching

 

MODDERSMODDERSMODDERSMODDERSMODDERSMODDERS f*ckKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Edited December 29, 2015 by Kronichh

[hugh750]

 

 

So now for my bitching

 

MODDERSMODDERSMODDERSMODDERSMODDERSMODDERS f*ckKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

there, there, there, i feel your pain, i hate them too (along with hackers).

Edited December 29, 2015 by hugh750