The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Randomly]

Well game took my karuma and now everytime i buy a car it gives me two.... but when i try to sell one cause i dont want two it gives me price of one and and gets rid of both.. i think im done for abit with this game. RIP gta.

WTF is a Karuma?

[Arachne]

 

Well game took my karuma and now everytime i buy a car it gives me two.... but when i try to sell one cause i dont want two it gives me price of one and and gets rid of both.. i think im done for abit with this game. RIP gta.

WTF is a Karuma?

 

Kuruma spelled wrong

Edited December 27, 2015 by Arachne

[Logistics]

 

I died on series a today thanks to some little kid. I landed on the roof and proceeded to shoot the guys on the lower decks. Next thing you know I got a red chopper to the face, which ragdolled me into the middle of several enemies which resulted in my swift death. I still dont know why he got back into the chopper. He even had the audacity to say that I suck because I died. OK.

 

I let him fly during the following attempt and the moron jumped out of the chopper and just splatted onto the yacht. Wtf.

 

I felt bad because he seemed like a real christmas noob and I remember what it was like to be 5 years old. So I took he chopper and left him behind so that the rest of us could finish the mission. 10 minutes later...mission passed.

 

I just stuck to free roam events after that.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Not about GTA

 

My asshole neighbour is throwing a party I can hear his music, his tastes are terrible, I mean ew rap. I'm blasting the barney song to counter his music.

 

Not the first time this has happened. I WILL NEVER SURRENDER WHEN INNOCENT EARS ARE IN DANGER SUPER CHERRY TO THE RESCUE!!!!

I'm currently bumping K Camp ft. Fetty Wap - 1 hunnid...come at me, bro...

[Randomly]

Beast Vs Slasher should have more rounds, not just 2.

Edited December 27, 2015 by Randomly

[rlk232]

 

 

Los Santos Connection is broken, 30 people joined today

Sounds pretty fun. If they weren't just randoms who'll mess everything up, that is.

I was really looking forward to it but it never started

Humane labs. Gunner. Took out all of them, we're flying to the end point. And all of a sudden "Valkyrie was destroyed." Um, no it f*cking wasn't!

Trash Talk we kill everybody and destroy every truck, kill the crew boss message appears, we kill him, mission failed reason mission over, yeah no sh*t Sherlock, but why did we fail?

 

 

It's a glitch if you kill him by using a rocket from a chopper. Just get out first, then kill him. Frustrating, I know.

[Jmac]

If I'm playing alone, I always hit the crew boss with a rocket from my Buzzard. Never fail

 

However, I noticed when I'm playing with others, if a rocket from a Buzzard (or other Pegasus vehicle) is used, the mission will fail. You have to get out and kill him with your own weapon.

 

Same with No Hay Bronca

Edited December 27, 2015 by Jmac

[Xie Deathangelz]

Yes i know this doesn't belong here really but somewhere along the lines someone is going to bitch and moan about it.

Maybe it's real myabe it''s not but here is the link anyway.

 

GTA V STORY DLC EXISTS – FOR REAL, IT’S COMING. SERIOUSLY.

http://www.gta5cheats.com/gta-v-story-dlc-exists-for-real-its-coming-seriously/

[Reathyr]

What really grinds my gears is people coming into the car appreciation threads here and subsequently starting to bitch about the car in particular, or it's class as a whole.

I mean I have nothing against people saying, "I'm disappointed it's so slow", or "I wish they did the back end a bit differently", that's voicing your opinion or your disappointment, but people coming in a saying "this car sucks, why did they add it", or "There's too much of this class already, they didn't need to add this PoS as well"

I mean for starters that's what this topic is for, and secondly why complain in a thread clearly labeled as "Appreciation Thread" I mean seriously, do they need to feel their existence validated by constantly butting heads with people, or let the rest of the forums know that their opinion is the only valid one?

Edited December 27, 2015 by Reathyr

[Sky_Light12]

dammit , failed the criminal mastermind

so much frustation after that hard effort on PB defying the glitch

[EkaSwede]

I love Asset Recovery. As long as I can keep a high speed, I can't be taken down, but I can't fully enjoy it too much due to lag. My MAIN problem is the Asset Recovery that has the freaking Rhapsody. What the hell? The Rapsody makes it so easy for cops to murder you. The other cars have thin enough windows to make it "difficult" for them to hit you consistently, while the Rhapsody's giant windows are like asking for death.

 

Or I'm probably doing something wrong.

[Arrows to Athens]

Fix the f*cking NPCs, tone down the police and/or give us an option to turn them off, give us friendly lobbies, get rid of the silly cooldown timer on the mechanic, and fix your bloody servers you lazy f*cks!

[ten-a-penny]

Fix the f*cking NPCs, tone down the police and/or give us an option to turn them off, give us friendly lobbies, get rid of the silly cooldown timer on the mechanic, and fix your bloody servers you lazy f*cks!

At least the cops aren't as annoying as they are in SP. Completely agree with everything though.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Fix the f*cking NPCs, tone down the police and/or give us an option to turn them off, give us friendly lobbies, get rid of the silly cooldown timer on the mechanic, and fix your bloody servers you lazy f*cks!

At least the cops aren't as annoying as they are in SP. Completely agree with everything though.

 

There must have been a reason as to why they granted them superhuman capablities in Online. A billion dollar company that generates revenue on a daily basis through shark cards and they still can't get their sh*t right with the servers. Once cheap, always cheap.

Edited December 27, 2015 by Fearx--

[ten-a-penny]

Try them in SP. They're TWICE as "supernatural" and annoying in SP.

 

 

HOWEVER, other NPC's in SP doesn't have godly abilities or other bullsh*t - in fact SP NPC's are far from that.

[Arrows to Athens]

Try them in SP. They're TWICE as "supernatural" and annoying in SP.

 

 

HOWEVER, other NPC's in SP doesn't have godly abilities or other bullsh*t - in fact SP NPC's are far from that.

I read your post wrong. I thought you meant that the cops are worse in Online than in SP.

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

 

Yes i know this doesn't belong here really but somewhere along the lines someone is going to bitch and moan about it.

Maybe it's real myabe it''s not but here is the link anyway.

GTA V STORY DLC EXISTS FOR REAL, ITS COMING. SERIOUSLY.

http://www.gta5cheats.com/gta-v-story-dlc-exists-for-real-its-coming-seriously/

No.

[AOR BigDaddyZee]

Rockstar is amazing at awnsering requests..... sarcasm and all but damn i just want my car back. Really gotta ignore me for 20 hours. Damn

[hugh750]

i'm not sure if i'm posting in the right thread or not, today i tried to join a random heist, but all i got was a message saying the lobby was full and while it was putting me into a lobby i got a quick kill feed telling me i unlocked a whole lot of weapon tint's.

i hoped i didn't get hacked because i don't want to get banned so i quickly exited to the desktop and reloaded gta online, it loaded normally.

[WildBrick142]

Pause > Online > Play GTA Online > Invite Only Session >

 

Pause > Online > Choose Character > Loading > Timed out loading session. Return to Grand Theft Auto V >

 

Pause > Online > Play GTA Online > Invite Only Session > Loading > Timed out loading session. Return to Grand Theft Auto V >

 

Pause > Online > Play GTA Online > Invite Only Session (attempt #2) > Loading > Timed out loading session. Return to Grand Theft Auto V >

 

Pause > Online > Choose Character > Loading > Connects to public session (sees people posting on chat)... > Timed out loading session. Return to Grand Theft Auto V >

 

Pause > Online > Play GTA Online > Invite Only Session > Loading > Timed out loading session. Return to Grand Theft Auto V > Alt + F4 >

 

Restarts game > Pause > Play GTA Online > Invite Only Session > Connected. FINALLY.

 

 

 

f*cking pathetic. It's shouldn't take me 6 f*cking attempts to connect to a god damn private session. Always when swapping characters from an empty invite only session I end up getting timed out from this sh*t... but then all it takes is joining the game again, not ending up with multiple f*cking attempts to connect like it did just now.

[Judicious 7]

Christmas noobs somehow getting involved in heists. How is a rank 6 supposed to weather in the Humane Labs or Pac Standard?

 

Now that I think about it...

 

Who the heck invites these people?!

[TCMike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a19WYX331Is

[hugh750]

Christmas noobs somehow getting involved in heists. How is a rank 6 supposed to weather in the Humane Labs or Pac Standard?

 

Now that I think about it...

 

Who the heck invites these people?!

today i joined a heist and while me and host where waiting for more players to join a level 4 player joined, when i saw that i left because it would have most likely ended in failure.

Edited December 28, 2015 by hugh750

[Cowboy Eddy]

 

Rockstar is amazing at awnsering requests..... sarcasm and all but damn i just want my car back. Really gotta ignore me for 20 hours. Damn

I sent a ticket a week ago about my crew rank resetting and they told me to unlink and relink my Xbox account with my Social Club account, even though I told them I'd already done that. I told them what an idiot they were (not really) and I've not heard back since.

 

Might just be because of Christmas and all, but still, they normally reply within a day or two.

Your crew rank isn't supposed to reset? f*ckING REALLY? I could've been rank 100+ in my crew but it reset about 4 times. It would do it randomly when I would put another crew as an active crew. I always thought that was an incentive to stay loyal.

[Davey Boy]

Ok so it's round 10 on Processed. My 2 teammates died right at the beginning for standing out in the open. I quickly run to that one spot most people go to (the green container at the back of the warehouse). I get swarmed by the enemies shortly after and I start blind-firing my auto-shotty that worked efficiently. I keep my snacks open to stay alive.

 

After I shot down the helicopters with the Revolver (that thing is a beast against enemy choppers). I got called a "hacking bitch" by the lower level of the team because apparently I was "supposed" to die by all the enemies firing at me (even though they missed me most of the time) and he seen my health refill "really fast". He then claimed he reported me on both the game and Xbox Live.

 

Watch the f*ck out guys, using effective strategies that the other player doesn't know in a Survival is considered hacking.

[Metal Slime]

I know I already mentioned this about not wanting to accept low rankers to Heist, but PLEASE LOW RANKERS DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT JOIN! You're just asking to die every single seconds.

 

And high rankers, stop going in the middle of the battle. You're not immortal and rolling doesn't do jack since you're dealing with A.I., not human players.

 

Rockstar must add a rank filter. The Heist came out in April and yet they didn't even bother implanting that feature. Not to mention instead of "one team one fight" garbage rule (meaning 1 dies, everybody fails), they should have at least add "stick to the plan" and "improvise for the dead" heist rule. Deduct paycut for fairness if the player dies as well. Giving the dead a full pay is just asking for a AFK exploit or some such word for it.

Edited December 28, 2015 by Metal Slime

[Hylskriksen]

WTF is up with npc driving these days?

[Genuine]

How long do you think the flight will be from San Andreas to Liberty City or do you think they will make a long bridge

[Metal Slime]

Christmas noobs somehow getting involved in heists. How is a rank 6 supposed to weather in the Humane Labs or Pac Standard?

Now that I think about it...

Who the heck invites these people?!

I can explain that easily: they appear the last second. I swear I wouldn't invite them if I had known. Not to mention showing their ranks during the setup character screen. Would have been fantastic for a quick kick feature. Or better yet: A rank filter!

 

I know folks waited long for Heist, but come on at least make it available at rank 50. Screw those whiny twerps. They gotta understand the mechanics and such before diving into battle with nothing.

 

Now it's impossible for me to finish my Pacific Standard heist when rank 1 kept joining in.

 

How long do you think the flight will be from San Andreas to Liberty City or do you think they will make a long bridge

 

I'm positive they'll just let use the airport to travel from San Andreas to Liberty City instead using the planes or jets. Edited December 28, 2015 by Metal Slime

[Irish45455]

Got kicked out of my own invite only session. Dafuq?