The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[slapmyassandcallmejudy]

Why do people feel the need to come where I am at during a survival? They stay at my spot and take all of my kills. Some even have the balls to try to "push" me out of cover so I could die.

 

Like I was there first, f*ck off.

[Khaisz]

Why do people feel the need to come where I am at during a survival? They stay at my spot and take all of my kills. Some even have the balls to try to "push" me out of cover so I could die.

 

Like I was there first, f*ck off.

So they can complain about you not doing any thing and just dieing so they can kick you

[Khaisz]

Flying my Hydra around the sea looking at Yachts.

Then I suddently hear.

You are en- KABOM

I just love how OP the Yacht Defence are.

Dosn't give anyone a chance to survive the airspace around it.

I know I'm the one getting shot down, But I just love that they don't even give you the full warning before killing you.

He just went, "Turn back now - Wasted"

[kringled]

I think the Hydra's speed is hurting you there, because it's easy to back off in a helicopter. Did this a few times on Tuesday with a friend testing things out.

[Irish45455]

Driving around in my Nightshade last night, restocking my snacks and armor, and this rank 10 is following me the whole time. Doesn't say anything, doesn't shoot at me, or anything. Just follows me around like a shadow. Go into Ponsonby's for a change of clothes and check out the new clothes they added, and my little shadow follows. Anyone who knows me knows I HATE being followed and having others follow me like a shadow. Kid follows me around for a good half hour and finally I get sick of it and send him a message, "Can I help you? Why are you following me?" He replies, "u a modder? Can u give me $$$$?" Seriously? I'm a rank 98. If I was like rank 2000 I could understand but I'm not. I reply "Not a modder. I make my money legit". He says "u must be, u have a Nightshade and a Shufter V12". I swapped cars to hopefully get away from him but of course he pulls out a Pigtorno and can keep up... Just because I have a Nightshade and Schafter V12 doesn't make me a modder. I tell him that and he sends me a message on PSN, and all it said was "giv me $$$$$$$$ plz". I change lobbies and not even ten minutes later he's back on my ass like stains on a mattress. I say f*ck it and quit to SP, then start an invite only session. Get a message: "y u leave? U no giv me $$ yet". Wow... Not sure if trolling or just thick as hell. I reply "I AM NOT A MODDER! QUIT ASKING AND GO BUG SOMEONE ELSE!" Don't get a reply, so I think he's given up. LOL, nope. Get on this morning before I start cleaning the house and lo and behold, a message. "U R 2 A MODDER MOD ME $$$$ OR I REPRT U!" GG, dude... And people say I'm stupid.

Edited December 20, 2015 by Irish45455

[ten-a-penny]

Driving around in my Nightshade last night, restocking my snacks and armor, and this rank 10 is following me the whole time. Doesn't say anything, doesn't shoot at me, or anything. Just follows me around like a shadow. Go into Ponsonby's for a change of clothes and check out the new clothes they added, and my little shadow follows. Anyone who knows me knows I HATE being followed and having others follow me like a shadow. Kid follows me around for a good half hour and finally I get sick of it and send him a message, "Can I help you? Why are you following me?" He replies, "u a modder? Can u give me $$$$?" Seriously? I'm a rank 98. If I was like rank 2000 I could understand but I'm not. I reply "Not a modder. I make my money legit". He says "u must be, u have a Nightshade and a Shufter V12". I swapped cars to hopefully get away from him but of course he pulls out a Pigtorno and can keep up... Just because I have a Nightshade and Schafter V12 doesn't make me a modder. I tell him that and he sends me a message on PSN, and all it said was "giv me $$$$$$$$ plz". I change lobbies and not even ten minutes later he's back on my ass like stains on a mattress. I say f*ck it and quit to SP, then start an invite only session. Get a message: "y u leave? U no giv me $$ yet". Wow... Not sure if trolling or just thick as hell. I reply "I AM NOT A MODDER! QUIT ASKING AND GO BUG SOMEONE ELSE!" Don't get a reply, so I think he's given up. LOL, nope. Get on this morning before I start cleaning the house and lo and behold, a message. "U R 2 A MODDER MOD ME $$$$ OR I REPRT U!" GG, dude... And people say I'm stupid.

Man I wish I was in your place. You should send him this if you haven't replied already:

 

"Listen dumbface, I'm not. a. f*cking. modder. Just because I drive a vehicle you're too poor and too lazy to own it doesn't automatically makes me a freaking modder. Get out of here or I'll report you for harassment."

[dewtech]

The VIP mission where you steal the cars is more difficult than the PAC standard finale after you get to the bikes. I did it successfully without losing a life cause Im a pretty damn good driver, but I went thru plenty of armor and the payout should have been a lot more for that level of difficulty and effort.

 

Same rant a few posts up, I genuinly had to leave the game (and have just had to apologise to a crew member for going a bit ape at him) as that one pushed me over the edge. If you got knocked off the bike you were f*cked as you had a gang of police around it and you spawn with stars, usually nowhere near a vehicle.

[DS_NEO]

I wanted to play some R* created TDMs, I start quick job and start searching for a lobby, then suddenly a weird glitch happened, the HUD disappeared and I couldn't equip any weapon so I was stuck with fists. I thought that getting my self killed would fix this so I got a NPC to beat me to death and when I died No wasted screen came up and a infinite loading screen appeared. Has anyone encountered this glitch? It ruined my day.

[Timcatgt5]

This happened again. Hired gunmen shot at my car and killed me inside while delivering a vehicle to the drop-off point. They must be on some weird drugs to shoot that good.

 

Failed mission, 15 minutes and guaranteed $20,000 gone.

[ANDERSON961596]

Had no idea this thread existed. I could go on for days talking about sh*t that drives me nuts in this game, like when civilian drivers are in a lane for going straight but they make a turn anyways because they sense that you are about to make that same turn and would like to purposely crash into you. Sometimes they aren't even discreet about it and I'll be driving where there is literally no place to turn and a car will just turn its wheel all the way to the side and drive into me while I'm passing by for no reason at all. It's too obvious that rockstar did that on purpose, they aren't fooling anybody.

 

What else can I bitch about? The NPC firefighting mechanics in this game. Sometimes I'll be in a firefight, and I won't know that I'm in an enemy's range until all of a sudden I'm getting hit by these bullets that literally feel like they have f*cking FMJ or some other heavy bullet penetration and you can just see their bullets doing a significantly higher amount of damage to you than yours do to them. After all a stock police officer can apparently take a full clip of a combat MG in a slightly laggy lobby. Which brings me to my next topic; cops. They literally spawn out of thin f*cking air as long as you have your back turned so that you can't physically see them spawning out. As soon as you attain a 3 star+ wanted level its like they start breeding and producing a mass offspring of super mutant f*ckboy cops. How is that fun? Not to mention after this new update its almost impossible to out-juke a police car since they're programmed to perform the SAME EXACT driving maneuvers as you do while trying to evade them. Overall police in this game are just a giant headache.

 

My last topic of discussion (one that has probably been addressed quite a bit in this past week so please excuse me if I'm just repeating what others have said) THE f*ckING VIP UNIFORMS. What kind of bullsh*t is this? Can't access any of the new military clothing to customize on your own? Only allowed a few custom outfits with them and the options aren't even that great. What kind of company adds all the clothes that the community has been asking for AND THEN SOME and doesn't even allow it's players to access them for customization? Finding that out for the first time literally felt like a sick prank to me and ever since then I've been nothing but furious with Rockstar Games and the bullsh*t they produce for this game.

 

Now for all of you who want to bitch at me and say "oh its free DLC how dare you bash them they've been so great" I would pay an arm and a leg for good DLC in this game. GOOD DLC. Not this repetitive, content lacking garbage that they spit up every few months to shut us up. (With that said I have enjoyed this new DLC despite all of it's flaws) Now, if you argue that Rockstar is a good company then I feel bad that you're an idiot. Let the butthurt begin.

Edited December 20, 2015 by ANDERSON961596

[GIRR]

 

 

But then..... thay started laughing at my name Whsts wrong with Savage Frog I just had to leave...

 

It's ok big guy Savage Frog is a good name, funny and intimidating. Do you need a hug?

 

I do *hugs*

Aww *hugs back*

[Viciadogames]

I'm so done grinding hours a day, gonna go back to getting 100K per day.

Edited December 20, 2015 by Viciadogames

[Khaisz]

Apperently I am lame and the Suckiest of suckers that is under the suckiest of suckiness.

Just because I been in a Jet the past hour.

And I don't even kill people.

I only kill People with Bounty, People trying to kill me or People during events that requires me to kill them.

Why can't people get on my level.

[Arrows to Athens]

The Savage is one flip king I tell ya. Weak as f*ck too. Why is this sh*t even 2 million dollars?

[RocknRumble]

Erg...can't seem to find a populated lobby for sh*t in this game. I finally get a wired connection via Ethernet cable and I still can't do sh*t in this game. Either Verizon or Rockstar(or both) are doing everything in their power to make sure that I don't play sh*t over the holidays.

[Arrows to Athens]

Erg...can't seem to find a populated lobby for sh*t in this game. I finally get a wired connection via Ethernet cable and I still can't do sh*t in this game. Either Verizon or Rockstar(or both) are doing everything in their power to make sure that I don't play sh*t over the holidays.

This game apparently doesn't like half of the population's connection. I purely blame their sh*tty servers and Rockstar for being cheap. But why be cheap if you're a billion dollar company, whilst still generating revenue on a daily basis from cash cards? They just don't care.

Edited December 20, 2015 by Fearx--

[AsunaIsBae]

As being a level 202 vs. back when when I was a level 80... A lot of people been kicking me from jobs & (mostly dm's). Because of my level 202.

 

I wish there was a way to alter your level (above 135 because that's the max). Like pick level 137, and stay there, but continue to gain RP but not show your actual level, but your "Fake level."

 

I hate getting level kicked from DM's. And I know level doesn't mean anything, except for better stats. But the lower levels don't mostly know that.

[Arrows to Athens]

As being a level 202 vs. back when when I was a level 80... A lot of people been kicking me from jobs & (mostly dm's). Because of my level 202.

 

I wish there was a way to alter your level (above 135 because that's the max). Like pick level 137, and stay there, but continue to gain RP but not show your actual level, but your "Fake level."

 

I hate getting level kicked from DM's. And I know level doesn't mean anything, except for better stats. But the lower levels don't mostly know that.

I get money requests and ''Are you a modder?'' messages all the time. Heck, I even get bounties set on me for no reason too. Once, a guy called me out on my fake level, and he began to chase me as a result. When he couldn't keep up with me, he called me stupid.

Edited December 20, 2015 by Fearx--

[Cavot]

As being a level 202 vs. back when when I was a level 80... A lot of people been kicking me from jobs & (mostly dm's). Because of my level 202.

 

I wish there was a way to alter your level (above 135 because that's the max). Like pick level 137, and stay there, but continue to gain RP but not show your actual level, but your "Fake level."

 

I hate getting level kicked from DM's. And I know level doesn't mean anything, except for better stats. But the lower levels don't mostly know that.

As a level 441, I feel your pain. I get kicked from jobs and death matches 75% of the time lol.

[GIRR]

f*ck you R* for making me wait this long for snow and f*ck you for not putting in winter coats, boots, hats, and snow tires. Is it so wrong to want to dress for the season even if the season only lasts a week or so in GTA? You don't see people running around in their underwear outside in the dead of winter, unless they are drunk, dared to or high

Edited December 21, 2015 by TheEroticCherry

[JaegerPilot1]

I hate all these gosh dang god mode glitchers.

#LastGenProblems

[Hunter]

I'm so hungry for a Savage armour buff. If they did that this festive surprise ... wow. That'd be insane (in a great way). Sadly, that means they probably won't do it. You know, no fun allowed and all that.

[grand theft spaghetti]

all my money was transferred into my female characters wallet. i thought rockstar wiped my money. this isnt as bad but still annoying. do you know how long it takes to deposit 10 million 100,000 at a time?

Edited December 21, 2015 by grand theft spaghetti

[TCA]

 

Flying my Hydra around the sea looking at Yachts.

Then I suddently hear.

You are en- KABOM

I just love how OP the Yacht Defence are.

Dosn't give anyone a chance to survive the airspace around it.

I know I'm the one getting shot down, But I just love that they don't even give you the full warning before killing you.

He just went, "Turn back now - Wasted"

Turn back now was your warning.

[Alvarez]

So pissed about cheaters not being banned, just their characters.

[PetrolCB]

What's the actual appeal for wanting an 8000 (or any stupidly high number) rank in the first place? No doubt there's some of you on here, would you care to explain? Because you really look like a twat and no one wants to play this game with you, besides your friends and other unreasonably high ranks. No offense.

 

The forum is yours.

Edited December 21, 2015 by MapRef41N93W

[Misunderstood]

Erg...can't seem to find a populated lobby for sh*t in this game. I finally get a wired connection via Ethernet cable and I still can't do sh*t in this game. Either Verizon or Rockstar(or both) are doing everything in their power to make sure that I don't play sh*t over the holidays.

 

Matchmaking in this game is so sh*tty. From what I've heard, there's millions of active GTA Online accounts across all platforms. Usually when I check steam, it states 60-75,000 people are in game at one time. Sure, we could subtract some because they only play single player but that's thousands of people online each day. Yet I still sometimes end up in a free roam with 14 people instead of a full 32 lobby (which I have still yet to see btw). With this amount of players, it should only take a few seconds to find a full job, not a couple of minutes.

[Khaisz]

What's the actual appeal for wanting an 8000 (or any stupidly high number) rank in the first place? No doubt there's some of you on here, would you care to explain? Because you really look like a twat and no one wants to play this game with you, besides your friends and other unreasonably high ranks. No offense.

 

The forum is yours.

Look at my lvl, it's higher than yours, envy me, bow down to me you triple digit scams. Praise me like I'm your God.

With 8000 in rank my health must be impossibly high. You will never understand how it is to be at the top.

With this Noone will ever kick me from heists and my friends will think I'm amazing.

 

Something like that, but with worse grammar.

[TCMike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FLAxc6veBc

 

...not to be taken too seriously...

[RussianCommie]

all my money was transferred into my female characters wallet. i thought rockstar wiped my money. this isnt as bad but still annoying. do you know how long it takes to deposit 10 million 100,000 at a time?

 

Try doing it from an ATM machine, I believe you could deposit $1,000,000 from the ATM's. The Pacific Standard bank has them and is an easy place to find one.