The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[rlk232]

Got invited to an organization by a friend today. Did a couple VIP missions, then all of a sudden the service ended and everybody pulled a gun on me. How low can people be.

 

OMFG, that's so disgusting. I bail on people when they do that crap. If it was my own crew, I'd just quit. You don't cheapshot your own team, goddammit.

[RussianCommie]

When the design on your t-shirt disappears and the shirt just becomes a plain, old color . Sure, you can go to a clothing store and equip the shirt again, so everything is fine, but It gets annoying having to do it after every single mission or etc. Why does it even disappear in the first place?

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

I know this is totally an old issue, but where the frack are my V-Day masks? They said they were going to give them back, but mine have reappeared and then disappeared for months now. I'm pretty sure that set cost me nearly $300,000 - $400,000.

 

Also, I agree with RussianCommie, what on Earth makes those t-shirt designs disappear? That is totally creepy, like their code really has a ghost in the machine effect. I just don't bother putting on the ones with designs anymore, just straight to the solids.

[Anna Deadly]

So yesterday I became a VIP and had 2 bodyguards. I started the La Mesa Police Station Asset Recovery and we had to deliver a Comet and a Banshee. I was driving the Banshee with a bodyguard sitting shotgun and the other bodyguard driving the Comet and we had to deliver them to the north of the map with a 4-star wanted level. When we made it to the coast highway on the west-side of Los Santos I realized that we were being chased by 3 guys who were obviously coming to stop us. We kept driving and made it to the tunnel under Ft. Zancudo before a glitchy/laggy cop appeared in front of me and I crashed. The police killed us and those 3 guys blew up the Banshee. I respawned on the beach and the guy in the comet was coming to pick me up but one of those 3 guys killed him and obviously blew up the comet as well. But that's not what I'm bitching about...

Those 3 guys then kept sniping us over and over, I managed to snipe them a few times before getting killed like 5 times. One of the bodyguards then left and me and the other guy kept getting sniped and respawning on the beach where there is no cover. They weren't even giving me enough time to quit being VIP and go passive, so I ended up just finding a new session after getting killed like 15 times overall.

Anywho it seems ppl love to bully VIPs.

Edited December 20, 2015 by IceColdFrostMT

[rlk232]

Those 3 guys then kept sniping us over and over, I managed to snipe them a few times before getting killed like 5 times. One of the bodyguards then left and me and the other guy kept getting sniped and respawning on the beach where there is no cover. They weren't even giving me enough time to quit being VIP and go passive, so I ended up just finding a new session after getting killed like 15 times overall.

Anywho it seems ppl love to bully VIPs.

 

That's apparently true in my experience; I did it the first couple times expecting a decent reward but there wasn't one so I don't really go out of my way to do it now.

Edited December 20, 2015 by rlk232

[Anna Deadly]

 

Those 3 guys then kept sniping us over and over, I managed to snipe them a few times before getting killed like 5 times. One of the bodyguards then left and me and the other guy kept getting sniped and respawning on the beach where there is no cover. They weren't even giving me enough time to quit being VIP and go passive, so I ended up just finding a new session after getting killed like 15 times overall.Anywho it seems ppl love to bully VIPs.

 

That's apparently true in my experience; I did it the first couple times expecting a decent reward but there wasn't one so I don't really go out of my way to do it now.

I had alrdy done it in an invite-only session and I had to drive a pigalle all the way to the north. It took me 10 mins and all I got was 15k. I wanted to see if you get a bigger payout if you have a bodyguard deliver another car but that didn't turn out so well.

[mirthless]

The nail that sticks out gets the hammer uh. I only play vip in invitepussy only as i suck at pvp.

[Nacho Z]

I find it weird how few plain t-shirts there are. You should be able to pick a crew or v neck t-shirt in any solid colour, surely it would take no time at all to add it into the game but two years later the only plain crew neck is the charcoal one.

 

There's a reason that clothes shop call plain t-shirts the 'basic' range.

[GIRR]

Some random kid I played with finally responded to me sending him a messaging laughing at him from like three weeks ago, after some back and forth he said my mom was a satanist ,I told he I was too and I haven't gotten a message back.

 

I love messing with people, it gives me warm fuzzy feelings

[KashKashMania]

Seriously, what's up with Pegasus vehicle spawns? I spent 3 minutes trying to get my Buzzard to spawn at the hospital helipad and every time it would spawn, flash, go solid, then I'd get within 100ft of the hospital and Pegasus would be calling me telling me they couldn't deliver it.

 

Then I haven't be able to get my buzzard to spawn without damage at Sandy Shores since the update came out, at least not on the first try.

[ten-a-penny]

Do you ever stop arguing? Let it go. It was 2 f*cking days ago. I made an observation CLEARLY saying he has more than enough $$ to buy the damn tint. And he clearly said that he shouldn't waste cash on something that should've been FREE. Its not about the price being "too high" its about a BUG.

 

I didn't call him an idiot and tell him to take his sorry ass somewhere else. I also didn't say you did.

 

This also had nothing to do with you. Really? This is a forum. Pretty much everyone is free to reply to anyone, so long as they don't start real trouble.

 

For f*cks sake, stop making things bigger than they need to be. But I didn't?

 

OT: It took me forever to log onto R*'s sh*tty Social Club. Its insane. It took me less than 3 minutes to fully download a YT video (AND watch it in the same time!) yet it was almost freaking impossible to jump into SC.

 

Get your sh*t together R*.

Edited December 20, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[Goten21]

Thread exists on the forum to talk about and show off your first car.

 

I decide to take pics of my Dominator.

 

Eventually ended up using it during a Lamar mission and died in it.

 

Car didn't show up for insurance, mechanic can't get it for me, and its not in my garage.

 

Car disappeared.

 

GG, Rockstar.

Try changing its spot in the garage

[GIRR]

I don't think it's the organization, you probably were in a lobby with someone with a terrible connection or from Brazil

[SavageFrog669]

I shall try and keep this very short.

 

1. I join a random heist setup. There are 2 players already there and I'm the third, both are rank 60-70. I also notice they are in the same crew "ANAL". And then they start talking random sh*t. I was trying to ignore them as I couldnt be bothered looking for another setup. But then..... thay started laughing at my name Whsts wrong with Savage Frog I just had to leave...

 

2. Breaking the windows in a vehicle while shooting - like seriously.... cant we just roll them down instead of smashing them....

 

3. Hat disappears while in a car- this properly pisses me off. I made my guy look like a cowboy with nice jeans, fitting shirt and shoes and a sexy white cowboy hat. But when I get in my car the hat disappears, it just ruins the whole look.

 

4. Saluting while wearing a hat - this is very similar to the one above, but my character cant salute because he has a cowboy hat... I have no words

 

That's it for now

[Gridl0k]

Took me two f*cking hours to create a crew logo consisting of two capital letters on a white background. Even now it doesn't look quite right.

 

You can have guns, shields, antlers, etc but there's no text tool? To make it difficult for the 13 year olds to have FAG maybe? Or just because R* are c*nts?

 

ETA - oh, and to top it all off, the Insurgent has no crew logo option and it's the main vehicle I wanted this logo on

 

 

 

Edited December 20, 2015 by Gridl0k

[Mattoropael]

*Returns home from a family dinner* *Rockstar game services are unavailable*

 

3. Hat disappears while in a car- this properly pisses me off. I made my guy look like a cowboy with nice jeans, fitting shirt and shoes and a sexy white cowboy hat. But when I get in my car the hat disappears, it just ruins the whole look.

 

I think this is a necessary evil. I vaguely recall my BP helmet clipping through the roofs of some cars.

Edited December 20, 2015 by Mattoropael

[Sentinel Driver]

Never choose to "search for any contact mission" You will get stuck on a endless loading screen. f*cking c* get your sh*t together

[dewtech]

Rare I have much to complain about, but somehow Rockstar have the ability to give us updates with some fantastic stuff, then lace it with the most infuriating little bits that have me seriously considering hanging it up for good. Time trails, the lot. I'm done.

 

Main problem is these goddam VIP Missions that everyone wants to play and nothing else right now, and the fact they are so damn annoying to play. Sightseeing, pick up three packages, but we only set 7 sites they can spawn at. In 3 plays through of it I could have guessed where they were perfectly. No variation, no sport involved. f*cking boring.

 

Then my main grief, stealing back the cars. What piece of sh*t decided that you should respawn with the full wanted level. What keeps happening is simple, you get killed, respawn with a swarm of f*cking cops already after you, no chance of getting back to the penned in vehicle till you get spawn killed repeatidly, or burn through 10 full armors every time you play. To make it worse, half the recoveries are bikes or quads so the police have no problems knocking you to the ground and then starting the whole process. It f*cking sucks.

 

I pray to god Rockstar nerf it soon so people stop going on it 24/7, because until that happens I can see JC3 and fallout getting a lot more playtime.

[John Angelo]

I was playing Online with my friend. We tried to do mission and bought some weapons first and when my

friend tried to buy anything, Arms Dealer shot him in the face with shotgun and stopped selling me weapons.

I recorded it:

It seems like my friends character is about to bring up the gun every time he stops buying weapons and Arms Dealer shots him because of that. What a strange glitch.

[GIRR]

But then..... thay started laughing at my name Whsts wrong with Savage Frog I just had to leave...

It's ok big guy Savage Frog is a good name, funny and intimidating. Do you need a hug?

[Richard Power Colt]

The traffic will always be terrible and non predictable. Swear to God. You're not defending your masters on that one. With random swerve in turning with NO reason or cars that suddenly stop.

 

Extracation is terrible.

 

And if I get invited to one more dated heist because everyone and their mother wants a yacht.

 

Grind Theft Auto.

 

Seems like just now everyone is realizing how much payouts for the more enjoyable missions like LTS and the cool Adversary Modes suck. No matter how good you do.

Even with double payouts, the amount of cash you get for PVP is surprisingly low. I wish they'd increase them permanently. It would encourage more people to actually play PVP and it would become easier to find crowded matches.

 

Also I really need to figure out why I keep getting disconnected from free mode sessions. Jobs are fine for me, but I can't stay too long in the same free mode session for too long without seeing everyone else leave or getting a disconnect error message. Tried some of the troubleshooting methods on R* support, but they didn't help much. The organization stuff actually seems pretty fun judging from the little I've experienced of it. I wish we could make bigger groups than just 4 people tho. In RDR you could create 8 people posses and that game only had 16 players in a server.

Edited December 20, 2015 by Nutsack McQueen

[GIRR]

Goddammit snow already!

[Khaisz]

Thread exists on the forum to talk about and show off your first car.

 

I decide to take pics of my Dominator.

 

Eventually ended up using it during a Lamar mission and died in it.

 

Car didn't show up for insurance, mechanic can't get it for me, and its not in my garage.

 

Car disappeared.

 

GG, Rockstar.

Talk with R*, I had same problem happand to me.

They will either give you all money you spent on it back (even if you stole it of the streets like I did) or the car back.

[PetrolCB]

Nearly 30 minutes of almost finishing Dry Docking on solo, and I die from some f*cker who insta-spawned as I'm leaving the pier. That's a special type of anger.

[Stealthflight]

The VIP mission where you steal the cars is more difficult than the PAC standard finale after you get to the bikes. I did it successfully without losing a life cause Im a pretty damn good driver, but I went thru plenty of armor and the payout should have been a lot more for that level of difficulty and effort.

Edited December 20, 2015 by Stealthflight

[zecanelao]

Decided to try the armored Schafter in a mission. Mission starts, car spawns with all windows open/broken... No way to test the bulletproof windows.

[SavageFrog669]

 

But then..... thay started laughing at my name Whsts wrong with Savage Frog I just had to leave...

It's ok big guy Savage Frog is a good name, funny and intimidating. Do you need a hug?

 

 

I do *hugs*

[Khaisz]

Flying my Hydra around the sea looking at Yachts.

Then I suddently hear.

You are en- KABOM

Edited December 20, 2015 by Khaisz

[EkaSwede]

The VIP mission where you steal the cars is more difficult than the PAC standard finale after you get to the bikes. I did it successfully without losing a life cause Im a pretty damn good driver, but I went thru plenty of armor and the payout should have been a lot more for that level of difficulty and effort.

I agree. The payout is based on the amount of cars +5000 I believe. Never do this VIP mission when solo. Stick to alternating Sightseeing and Hostile Takeover. If you're with friends, Asset Recovery will get you 25K due to there being 2 cars to steal. Keep driving fast and you should survive.

 

I myself only have problem with this mission because laggy performance. Stupid GTX 260.

[Goten21]

Savage Frog

jk