The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[frgeuze]

why de F doesnt spawn my new 3 m carbon chopper on my new 10m boat

[Khaisz]

omg the Captain is more worthless then the Mechanic at delivering stuff.

 

Khaisz: Captain, I'm leaving the ship, Bring my bike near the Yacht

Captain: No worries, It will be closeby.

It was faster to fly to my house in Paleto, Take out a car, and bring it back in to summon my bike there.

Edited December 19, 2015 by Khaisz

[DonSpeedy]

 

[Anna Deadly]

 

He probably drove down the side of a mountain.

[frgeuze]

The fact R* keeps doing 2x RP for those lame adversary modes, but not MISSIONS. It's like they've completely abandoned missions and now specifically focus on PVP things.

I would drag my willy trought a 10km road filled with glass to hear one in game real life mic fart

[DonSpeedy]

 

snip

He probably drove down the side of a mountain.

 

 

 

 

I don't think that's an achievable speed either way...and the fact that I'm playing on PC doesn't help either.

Edited December 19, 2015 by DonSpeedy

[Viciadogames]

Had 6 players in the lobby, when I started the mission (a titan of a job) we were only three, what the f*ck?

[saintsrow]

This is too much. I joined the Vagos steal-the-Velum setup (on easy) with three randoms. The guy who made himself pilot does not know how to steer the plane. He just keeps rolling it forward and backward out of the hanger until it blows up. We're starting for the 4th time now.

Edited December 19, 2015 by saintsrow

[hugh750]

today while i was at the mask shop, i looked at the masks looking for the pogo mask until i saw the price, when i left (i was in passive mode), i saw another player on top of my rat truck, i left passive mode (big mistake) i shot at him with my ap pistol and he blew up me and my truck.

why do some players seem to gate my truck??

[saintsrow]

This is too much. I joined the Vagos steal-the-Velum setup (on easy) with three randoms. The guy who made himself pilot does not know how to steer the plane. He just keeps rolling it forward and backward out of the hanger until it blows up. We're starting for the 4th time now.

After 4th try he actually got plane airborne. Now I'm watching the map and it looks like he may be driving the plane on the ground like a car. It's going in a random-walk drunk path, slowly.

 

"The Velum was destroyed."

 

Edited December 19, 2015 by saintsrow

[saintsrow]

I just joined the Key Codes setup with some randoms. All low levels. They kicked me of course. But while waiting for the loading screen, they were all speaking some sort of toddler gibberish on their mics. It sounded like the audio track for the new Chipmunks movie.

 

 

Edited December 19, 2015 by saintsrow

[Lumibree]

Really. Rockstar? Why the hell doesn't the yacht have a heist room? Paid close to 10 million for it!

[Gridl0k]

Noticed the expensive yacht has one way between fore and aft, and no f*cking way onto the roof from the back (1 ladder R*!) but the Pisces has 2 out of 3 levels where you can walk all the way forward.

 

It's never straightforward with GTAO, is it.

[EkaSwede]

Really. Rockstar? Why the hell doesn't the yacht have a heist room? Paid close to 10 million for it!

I know, right? It comes with 4 Sea Sharks! You could start the heist and roll out on your own Sea Shark to the objective.

 

and possibly new heists with cutscenes involving throwing Lamar overboard.

Edited December 19, 2015 by EkaSwede

[John Angelo]

I was playing Online with my friend. We tried to do mission where we have to steal truck from Ballas. We tried to buy weapons first and when my

friend tried to buy a rocket launcher and full ammo on it, Arms Dealer shot him in the face with shotgun and stopped selling me weapons.

Has that happen to anyone else?

[John Angelo]

No. We tried again the same Ammunition store and it happened again. Arms Dealer seemed to have problem with my friend because he bought maybe too much missiles?

I think it was a some sort of glitch and Arms Dealer act like how he would act when you point him with a weapon (while no reason).

Edited December 19, 2015 by John Angelo

[WildBrick142]

Fixed an issue where Collector's Edition weapons weren't free for migrated Collector’s Edition users.

 

 

Great job on "fixing" a bug that has been there since release.

 

Before the weapons were at a price and the tints were free (but the failure of an anti-cheat thought the free tints were hacked and did not allow to buy them) - now the weapons are free but the tints are expensive as f*ck (I'm not buying a cash card or doing missions to buy something that should be free). Attachments are still at price, couldn't care less about engravings. They make such a simple bug to fix look like rocket science.

[Azirah]

 

Fixed an issue where Collector's Edition weapons weren't free for migrated Collectors Edition users.

 

Great job on "fixing" a bug that has been there since release.

 

Before the weapons were at a price and the tints were free (but the failure of an anti-cheat thought the free tints were hacked and did not allow to buy them) - now the weapons are free but the tints are expensive as f*ck (I'm not buying a cash card or doing missions to buy something that should be free). Attachments are still at price, couldn't care less about engravings. They make such a simple bug to fix look like rocket science.

if that's your pic - you literally have 9 million & you're complaining about weapon tints being 7k to 12k? alright.

[Pete_1]

It seems the latest update has caused kill feed related bug. I sniped three times same player and my kill feed never mentioned those kills. Mental state warning popped up after every kill so I was the killer, there was a few other players too fighting in same area. Victims kill feed must have shown those kills, because he went after me.

[JustSomeBunny]

I have lost my respect for Rockstar. I am done playing GTA V on a regular basis until they fix the stupid t-shirt raffle.

 

This is so unfair. I watch every stream, enter every raffle, and I still haven't won cannibal clown or meat hook for mommy. What sort of game requires you to be lucky in order to have fun? That's all it seems to be, luck. I won the first two but after that haven't won any. They need to make the shirts available to all stream viewers, or put them in crates, or something so that they can be obtained fairly. The game should depend on skill and dedication not getting lucky in a raffle.

 

Well, Rockstar lost a dedicated fan over this sh*t. So f*cking lame.

[WildBrick142]

 

 

Fixed an issue where Collector's Edition weapons weren't free for migrated Collectors Edition users.

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Great job on "fixing" a bug that has been there since release.

 

Before the weapons were at a price and the tints were free (but the failure of an anti-cheat thought the free tints were hacked and did not allow to buy them) - now the weapons are free but the tints are expensive as f*ck (I'm not buying a cash card or doing missions to buy something that should be free). Attachments are still at price, couldn't care less about engravings. They make such a simple bug to fix look like rocket science.

 

if that's your pic - you literally have 9 million & you're complaining about weapon tints being 7k to 12k? alright.

 

Yeah, well, I am not going to spend $5-12k on something that should be free (for me and others who own CE) and is a less-than-$100 spray paint job IRL.

 

I have lost my respect for Rockstar. I am done playing GTA V on a regular basis until they fix the stupid t-shirt raffle.

 

This is so unfair. I watch every stream, enter every raffle, and I still haven't won cannibal clown or meat hook for mommy. What sort of game requires you to be lucky in order to have fun? That's all it seems to be, luck. I won the first two but after that haven't won any. They need to make the shirts available to all stream viewers, or put them in crates, or something so that they can be obtained fairly. The game should depend on skill and dedication not getting lucky in a raffle.

 

Well, Rockstar lost a dedicated fan over this sh*t. So f*cking lame.

What pisses me off is that some of them are rigged. On one stream both people that own GTASeriesVideos have won a t-shirt (I do not belive this is a coincidence). On last stream the guest playing was just given one, taking one spot of people actually watching the stream (they could at least still do 50 t-shirts instead of giving out 49).

 

I literally missed only two streams since the t-shirt cannon began. The rest I actually watched start to finish (even the one with curren$y that had no t-shirt giveaway, ffs 5 year olds seem to be more intelligent than the crowd that was playing that day), while some people that win a t-shirt just join in at the end without actually caring about the stream. The worst part is that I actually grew to like the streams and still won nothing.

 

It seems that spamming increases chances of winning, though. On the last stream one GTAForumer won a t-shirt after somehow getting past the 30-second wait timer. Next stream I am going to pulverize the chat with raffle entries.

 

 

 

Still better than crate drops, though.

[Cowboy Eddy]

 

 

Fixed an issue where Collector's Edition weapons weren't free for migrated Collectors Edition users.

 

Great job on "fixing" a bug that has been there since release.

 

Before the weapons were at a price and the tints were free (but the failure of an anti-cheat thought the free tints were hacked and did not allow to buy them) - now the weapons are free but the tints are expensive as f*ck (I'm not buying a cash card or doing missions to buy something that should be free). Attachments are still at price, couldn't care less about engravings. They make such a simple bug to fix look like rocket science.

if that's your pic - you literally have 9 million & you're complaining about weapon tints being 7k to 12k? alright.

I have 90 mil and I wouldn't be OK with shelling my money out like that. Money goes quick, hun. I used to have 150 till about a months worth of playing online burned a hole in my pockets. The funny thing is I still haven't switched over to current gen, so switching over is gonna cost me somewhere around 40-60 mil to get all the stuff I want that I can't have on last gen.

[Cowboy Eddy]

I have lost my respect for Rockstar. I am done playing GTA V on a regular basis until they fix the stupid t-shirt raffle.

 

This is so unfair. I watch every stream, enter every raffle, and I still haven't won cannibal clown or meat hook for mommy. What sort of game requires you to be lucky in order to have fun? That's all it seems to be, luck. I won the first two but after that haven't won any. They need to make the shirts available to all stream viewers, or put them in crates, or something so that they can be obtained fairly. The game should depend on skill and dedication not getting lucky in a raffle.

 

Well, Rockstar lost a dedicated fan over this sh*t. So f*cking lame.

I don't think I understand your argument. What you're trying to say is that in a raffle, everyone should win or at least you should win more often? I get that it could be rigged, but a raffle is based on luck because its random. If everyone won the raffle, then it wouldn't be a raffle. It would just be a giveaway.

[Azirah]

 

 

 

Fixed an issue where Collector's Edition weapons weren't free for migrated Collectors Edition users.

 

Great job on "fixing" a bug that has been there since release.

 

Before the weapons were at a price and the tints were free (but the failure of an anti-cheat thought the free tints were hacked and did not allow to buy them) - now the weapons are free but the tints are expensive as f*ck (I'm not buying a cash card or doing missions to buy something that should be free). Attachments are still at price, couldn't care less about engravings. They make such a simple bug to fix look like rocket science.

if that's your pic - you literally have 9 million & you're complaining about weapon tints being 7k to 12k? alright.I have 90 mil and I wouldn't be OK with shelling my money out like that. Money goes quick, hun. I used to have 150 till about a months worth of playing online burned a hole in my pockets. The funny thing is I still haven't switched over to current gen, so switching over is gonna cost me somewhere around 40-60 mil to get all the stuff I want that I can't have on last gen.

I understand money goes fast in this game - trust me.

[Stealthflight]

Yeah, that's what I thought "raffles" were, about luck. I bought raffle tickets from time to time, like to St Judes dream house which is 100 dollars a ticket and I didn't win. they drew the names/ stubs out of a spinning barrel I think

 

So yes, raffles are just based on luck, some bought their tickets early, some bought them last second

Unless one believes in astrology pre destiny.

[Sky_Light12]

 

~ joins quick job heist , gets fleeca 3 times in row

~ again , join quick job heist , stuck in skycam

~ Damn pigs and their Granger , pushing my kuruma into the water

~ hit the " PS " button to check battery > go back to game , literally defenseless sitting duck then dies after surrounded by cops

~ how on earth the cops easily kill me while i'm in my kuruma ? someone said that in game files , no nerf/buff were made

[TCA]

I f*cking hate this gayme srsly

 

Freeroam event needs me to deliver briefcase

have wanted level, kill player, die myself

respawn with 4 f*cking stars

call my car

grab the briefcase and make a run for it in a cop car

my car spawned right next to the other player

eventually I get swarmed by f*cking cops and die

get killed again because I can't seem to shoot either its the update or my controller made shooting delayed as all hell

eventually the other dude gets it

remember I can spawn a buzzard

all my shots miss him and/or lock onto the f*cking cops because I still have a wanted level

get blown out of the sky (listening to music on headphones so no sound)

respawn

the others keep getting killed trying to steal sh*t

I can't do sh*t with broken shooting + 4 stars that wont f*ck off

some other dude finally arrives in their armored kuruma and takes it the last couple yards needed to win

 

f*ck me I took it basically there but this broken sh*t man f*ck

 

also this sh*t

If you can't shoot properly, more likely you're controller. How you can find out host Convoy and take the barracks. If it goes super slow when you're driving it, also try doing some burn outs in your car. If you can't youre gonna have to replace it. Honestly at this rate people will have to start replacing their DS4 every year or 2. I couldn't shoot, trucks was going super slow, couldn't do burn outs, KERS never worked I thought it was the game. Then my R2 hinge broke! Bought a new one and everything that didn't work right was perfectly fine.

[GIRR]

Not about GTA

 

I went to Gamestop hoping to buy Operaton Flashpoint Red River to play with a friend, they tell me they don't have it in stock, I go to Amazon and THQ wants it for $65 new, the f*ck? Either they hicked the price range because it's christmas or they are out of their damn minds. I laughed then I went and found a cheaper one.

[Goten21]

 

Really. Rockstar? Why the hell doesn't the yacht have a heist room? Paid close to 10 million for it!

I know, right? It comes with 4 Sea Sharks! You could start the heist and roll out on your own Sea Shark to the objective.

 

and possibly new heists with cutscenes involving throwing Lamar overboard.

 

It wouldn't fit with what certain characters say

 

Martin consistently tells you that his meeting with everyone never happened

Doesn't flying all the way over to a freaking yacht make it a little obvious he was indeed there? Entering an huge building, however, does not

[Davey Boy]

What a surprise, another bullsh*t death

 

Edited December 19, 2015 by FedoraTheExplora