The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[owl-man]

People on the social club calling other people trolls for complaining about the awful Twitch raffles and double money on things that literally nobody does anymore.

Cock riding fanboy? Check!

Horrible spelling/grammar? Check!

Oblivious to the fact that GTA Online events are starting to go in a bad direction? Check!

Edited December 18, 2015 by The Owl Man1999

[yeezy203]

I was reading someones post on this forum about getting sick of tired of playing with players with no mics... Well I got words to all who hate us non mic players!

 

 

 

Nobody wants to say this to you fearing that your feelings will be hurt, but I am an honest man who fears none. Your voice gives me a headache, and I am forced to mute you because your voice is highly irritating. Hows that turtledove?

 

 

Do you really want me to go out and purchase a f*cking mic just so that I can tell you how f*cking irritating you truly are? Maybe I should become an annoying mic user just so that you can pray to god that I become a non mic user again.

 

this. I'm a rank 195 got kicked from pac standard finale yesterday because I wasn't using a mic. I've done this heist at least 100 times and I wont die doesn't matter if you leave me behind or not. I will notice any exploit you are using for the heist, waiting in the bank, one player takes all the money, using apartment near bikes, everything. I've done this mission in all ways it can be done and I will adjust accordingly believe it or not I can do that WITHOUT a mic. I hope I blew someone's mind today. You really want me to turn my mic on so you can hear that blaring music and profanity? Didn't think so.

Edited December 18, 2015 by yeezy203

[WildGoose73]

I was in a lobby yesterday with an annoying 13 year old repeating the same word over and over for no reason "Slivek! Slivek! Slivek! Slivek!". I don't know even know what that means! Shut up!

LMAO!!! You kill me with your posts!! keep it up!

[Sky_Light12]

f*ck it ! i haven't get paid today

when i've got a good heist ( player saved , knows the glitch & hard ) , in end it's actually jinxed ( i.e player immediately left )

what the hell is going on today ?

Edited December 18, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[Gridl0k]

Why is it ZERO f*cking people have a clue about the explosive cannon on the Valkyrie? I send them 'front seat' and they sit there like f*cking lemons. Isn't there a huge onscreen prompt about the gun?

 

f*cking cretins.

[Nick1020]

Why do people expect a certain standard in deathmatches? So you don't expect me to call lester or use explosives and yet you're wearing that helmet, have an invisible body or god forbids is off the radar the entire match.

[Blasterman4EVER]

I am here to bitch about GTAO not being as emotionally satisfying as Star Wars Episode VII.

It made me cry twice. I can't remember the last time GTA made me cry.



I'm not sure how I feel, but it might be the best Star Wars ever.

Edited December 18, 2015 by Blasterman4EVER

[Blasterman4EVER]

Just a shame Tom Cruise isn't in it.

 

We still have four movies left. He may make an appearance yet.

[VanessaMagick]

I keep seeing Star Wars spoilers all day. People are sending me spoilers in messages, people are flooding social media with spoilers, a couple of guys strung a big banner along a bridge over a highway near my city giving away a spoiler...

 

I had no idea people were going this apesh*t about it. I've never even seen any of the Star Wars films, but I can't imagine how many people have had their days ruined by these "hilarious" c*nts.

[DISTRICT7642]

Was playing The Los Santos Connection. On my way to Madrazo's house in my Hydra. I was flying west of the airport above sea when i got some airspace warning, then my Hydra blew up. Back in Free Mode i spawned on the beach and notice there was a yacht near the spot i got shot down. So even in missions you can get shot down by an invisible yacht defense system... WTF IS THIS sh*t!

[Raavi]

This is the GTAO Bitch & Moan topic, not Star Wars. If you want to discuss Star Wars you can do so in the Star Wars thread over in Movies & TV. Thank you.

[Da British Badgur]

1.The Lost and their f*ckin bikes: Since they drive in front of you, if you knock them off the bike and you accidently drive over it. It will most likely explode which means the your dead and the mission failed.

2. Armed AI in cars: They drive their car right in front you and rekt you with the UZI. You can't maneuver out of the way since they mimick your driving.

3. Chopper: You already know why(Guns are like 44.)

2 and 3 aren't as big as problem.

[happygrowls]

Is this basically an entry to the Bitch & Moan thread?
A.I accuracy in vehicles is bad i'll admit, but it's better than the little to no accuracy the AI had in IV.

[Quarthon]

Tired of these rancid hookers with black eyes and herpes on their lips. How about some high price classy hookers R*?

[Arachne]

Hey Rockstar,do me a favor and take out that f*cking forced camera option,can't you see that is bull-f*cking-sh*t?

Edited December 18, 2015 by Arachne

[Irish45455]

Was playing in a public session just to break the monotone of invite only sessions and this kid comes out of nowhere with a machete and I headshot him with my marksman pistol. He comes at me again, this time from behind, like a little bitch, and I shoot him again. This happens two more times and he gets on mic: "cut it out man, you said I could!" Dafuq? One, I don't know you, little squeaker. Two, when the f*ck did I ever say a damn word or even say you could try to sneak up behind me and kill me like a little bitch, especially when my mic ain't even on, and three, who would even say that that's okay? "Hey, I just met you, I know this is crazy, you should stand there doing nothing and let me hack you up with my machete!" Finally it gets through his thick skull that I never agreed to some kid following me swinging wildly with a machete, and f*cks off to the desert. Not even ten minutes later he sends me a message: "ki kill u? Need money... U mod 4 me?" Seriously? I don't mod, for one, and for two, f*ck off already! He comes back at me, with a Hydra (how the hell this kid can bitch about needing money but have a Hydra is f*cking beyond me) and I just shoot him down. He respawns down the road from me, and I snipe him. He goes away for a bit, then comes back with a Buzzard. I finally say to hell with it and leave because apparently, fly boy wasn't giving up anytime soon. This is why I keep my anti-social ass in invite only lobbies.

Edited December 18, 2015 by Irish45455

[VanessaMagick]

Tired of these rancid hookers with black eyes and herpes on their lips. How about some high price classy hookers R*?

 

All they need now is male hookers. And the ability to romance other players for maximum immersion.

[GIRR]

I keep seeing Star Wars spoilers all day. People are sending me spoilers in messages, people are flooding social media with spoilers, a couple of guys strung a big banner along a bridge over a highway near my city giving away a spoiler...

 

I had no idea people were going this apesh*t about it. I've never even seen any of the Star Wars films, but I can't imagine how many people have had their days ruined by these "hilarious" c*nts.

 

Sounds like these people have no lives. To actually go out and waste their money and time to set up a banner just to ruin others experiece.

Was playing in a public session just to break the monotone of invite only sessions and this kid comes out of nowhere with a machete and I headshot him with my marksman pistol. He comes at me again, this time from behind, like a little bitch, and I shoot him again. This happens two more times and he gets on mic: "cut it out man, you said I could!" Dafuq? One, I don't know you, little squeaker. Two, when the f*ck did I ever say a damn word or even say you could try to sneak up behind me and kill me like a little bitch, especially when my mic ain't even on, and three, who would even say that that's okay? "Hey, I just met you, I know this is crazy, you should stand there doing nothing and let me hack you up with my machete!" Finally it gets through his thick skull that I never agreed to some kid following me swinging wildly with a machete, and f*cks off to the desert. Not even ten minutes later he sends me a message: "ki kill u? Need money... U mod 4 me?" Seriously? I don't mod, for one, and for two, f*ck off already! He comes back at me, with a Hydra (how the hell this kid can bitch about needing money but have a Hydra is f*cking beyond me) and I just shoot him down. He respawns down the road from me, and I snipe him. He goes away for a bit, then comes back with a Buzzard. I finally say to hell with it and leave because apparently, fly boy wasn't giving up anytime soon. This is why I keep my anti-social ass in invite only lobbies.

I laughed pretty hard. I love the persisent ones, kill them 40 times and they just keep coming back

[Azirah]

The fact R* keeps doing 2x RP for those lame adversary modes, but not MISSIONS. It's like they've completely abandoned missions and now specifically focus on PVP things.

[GAMESHARQ]

The incompetency of some people is mind blowing. I won't go into detail of what I just experienced, but yes, it was mind blowing.

[Thundurus-T]

Not a bitch and moan per se, but I'm noticing that there isn't really anything in this update I want to buy. All of the new cars, minus the Schafter V12 are outclassed by already existing vehicles in their respective class. The new stilt houses are honestly very overpriced and lack basic features that the previous apartments had. The yacht is the only thing in this update that has interested me, even then I'm not sure I would really use it much.

[Stealthflight]

The yacht looks like it will get lonely, More and more are too cautious to approach it since most of the yacht owners are playing enable and then disable defenses trick on visitors and killing them.

 

The only fun Ive seen around the yacht is for death match players that like to kill eachother 50/50 over and over again. Its not how I play, I play for high K/D

 

The stilt houses look boring but the custom 1 million dollar apartments look better and you can change the décor selection anytime you like for a modest price.

Edited December 19, 2015 by Stealthflight

[PetrolCB]

ALL of my outfits were deleted. None of them glitched, yet they're all gone. Not only that, the latest update also f*cked up opening my snacks/armor during setups and heists. I know, skill and all that, but it's pretty goddamn ridiculous.

[KashKashMania]

Anyone else experiencing this wonderful new delivery feature from Pegasus where they damage your vehicle for you?

[Arachne]

Anyone else experiencing this wonderful new delivery feature from Pegasus where they damage your vehicle for you?

"Our service has many advantages, sir!"

[Sentinel Actual]

The Insurgent got its insurance halved, from $16750 to ~8430. WTF Rockstar?

 

Also air vehicles still dont have flares, so every one in the lobby sits around stroking their Homing Launchers waiting to kill someone just flying around.

 

The yachts are useless, you can't really do anything on them, and their air defenses are ridiculously powerful, like laser accurate.

[RussianCommie]

Anyone else experiencing this wonderful new delivery feature from Pegasus where they damage your vehicle for you?

 

I've had some issues with the spawn location at the Sandy Shores Airfield. I had a Buzzard spawn already damaged, as well as, a Buzzard that also got destroyed, not long after I ordered it. Both happened in an invite only session.

[KashKashMania]

 

Anyone else experiencing this wonderful new delivery feature from Pegasus where they damage your vehicle for you?

 

I've had some issues with the spawn location at the Sandy Shores Airfield. I had a Buzzard spawn already damaged, as well as, a Buzzard that also got destroyed, not long after I ordered it. Both happened in an invite only session.

 

Same place for me. first time it happened I got there and Pegasus told me they were unable to deliver my vehicle, so i drove to the end of the runway, called for it again, half way up the runway it explodes and pegasus tells me it's been destroyed.

 

The second time it happened i pulled up to it and realized it was already smoking.

 

Both times a buzzard and both times in a mission i was doing solo.

[RussianCommie]

 

Same place for me. first time it happened I got there and Pegasus told me they were unable to deliver my vehicle, so i drove to the end of the runway, called for it again, half way up the runway it explodes and pegasus tells me it's been destroyed.

 

 

 

The second time it happened i pulled up to it and realized it was already smoking.

 

Both times a buzzard and both times in a mission i was doing solo.

 

 

I'm not sure, but I would make a guess that maybe another airplane/helicopter was already in that same location and the Buzzard spawned at the same moment, hence why it either came out damaged or completely exploded. I don't what else It would be. I've used the Pegasus spawn in the city near the boating dock, I believe helicopters spawn there also in Online and I've never had an issue there.

[KashKashMania]

 

 

Same place for me. first time it happened I got there and Pegasus told me they were unable to deliver my vehicle, so i drove to the end of the runway, called for it again, half way up the runway it explodes and pegasus tells me it's been destroyed.

 

 

 

The second time it happened i pulled up to it and realized it was already smoking.

 

Both times a buzzard and both times in a mission i was doing solo.

 

 

I'm not sure, but I would make a guess that maybe another airplane/helicopter was already in that same location and the Buzzard spawned at the same moment, hence why it either came out damaged or completely exploded. I don't what else It would be. I've used the Pegasus spawn in the city near the boating dock, I believe helicopters spawn there also in Online and I've never had an issue there.

 

I've never had an issue like this before the update, so I dunno.