The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[VanessaMagick]

 

I hate when you have to steal a car and you just can't shoot the guy inside it...

I know right? You can auto aim at other players who are speeding past at 150mph in a zentorno yet you can't lock onto an npc travelling 5mph in a FQ2.

 

Then they run you over when you try

 

 

Honestly just stealing a car is way harder than it needs to be. I also wish getting wanted levels for carjackings was a lot more consistent than just lol RNG.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

All bout that sniper, bitches.

[Slicing Up Eyeballs]

I have to do an impromptu race for the fourth time this week.

 

Why does R* hate me so much?

[Gridl0k]

You're correct, it is not funny. Police outfits with beer-hats is where it's at!

 

Pfft, n00b. Meet Officer Valentino;

 

 

[MGCrash]

I got a gripe on the whole ifurit app bullsh*t. Unless you got the phone to support it. Which I doubt we all have, you can't even use it. Why implement such a peice of sh*t thing to have?

 

And before you say upgrade. I am not upgrading to a Iphone. The easly breakable phone. I'll stick to my bricks

Edited October 2, 2015 by MGCrash

[Gridl0k]

^ Get VirtualBox, install a Win10 machine from here, run iFruit in snapped mode, job done.

https://dev.modern.ie/tools/vms/

 

Or just buy a POS android handset. Or Windows handset. It's not iOS exclusive.

Edited October 2, 2015 by Gridl0k

[TexasRocks]

I have an iPhone, but I still think that's kinda dumb. You should just be able to customize plates in LSC.

[VanessaMagick]

The iFruit app is f*cking terribly designed. Anything even remotely related to Chop has never worked for me, it only shows 10 vehicles in LCS (sometimes it's your first garage, sometimes its your last ten driven, sometimes it's your ten least driven...) and it never actually tells you when activating a plate works.

[~TKP~]

I have an iPhone, but I still think that's kinda dumb. You should just be able to customize plates in LSC.

This^^ so much this. Why there are any options for any app that are not available in the game is just dumb as fuk. There should be no reason to have to install anything else ever solely to enjoy the game in full. Stupid move by R* really.

[MGCrash]

 

I have an iPhone, but I still think that's kinda dumb. You should just be able to customize plates in LSC.

This^^ so much this. Why there are any options for any app that are not available in the game is just dumb as fuk. There should be no reason to have to install anything else ever solely to enjoy the game in full. Stupid move by R* really.

 

And funny enough the app is free right? So you'd think sense they're not even making money off it they'd just say f*ck it and put the features in the game itself

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

That fact that you can barely understand what the Blue Ark DJ is saying 25%, the other 75% of the time all I hear is "uiwrgnijgejignfn ijfnjore fkdfkrmfkd!" Really most of the time my friends and I can't understand a damn thing the DJ Says.

 

Meanwhile Here I sit waiting for a Sabre GT to spawn.

[VanessaMagick]

That fact that you can barely understand what the Blue Ark DJ is saying 25%, the other 75% of the time all I hear is "uiwrgnijgejignfn ijfnjore fkdfkrmfkd!" Really most of the time my friends and I can't understand a damn thing the DJ Says.

 

Meanwhile Here I sit waiting for a Sabre GT to spawn.

 

I don't even find Blue Ark funny on an ironic level. I have no idea if it's supposed to be funny or not. FIAAAH

[MGCrash]

That fact that you can barely understand what the Blue Ark DJ is saying 25%, the other 75% of the time all I hear is "uiwrgnijgejignfn ijfnjore fkdfkrmfkd!" Really most of the time my friends and I can't understand a damn thing the DJ Says.

 

Meanwhile Here I sit waiting for a Sabre GT to spawn.

Aaand thats why I don't venture out onto other stations. I stick to Rebal Radio. LSRR and that talk show in blain county

[Khaisz]

The iFruit app is f*cking terribly designed. Anything even remotely related to Chop has never worked for me, it only shows 10 vehicles in LCS (sometimes it's your first garage, sometimes its your last ten driven, sometimes it's your ten least driven...) and it never actually tells you when activating a plate works.

I know right the app is so badly done, It's like they just threw it together as a last minute thing they found fun to do and the scrolling thru the cars without them actually having their name above them is stupid aswell, why do I have to scroll to each cars, guess what shape the car I wanna mod is, open it up just to get wrong car.

Why not just have a drop down menu with all cars you own?

[TheLunaticParade]

Why do I even try Rockets vs Insurgents....There's always some fkboy who's "Trolling"

They:

1. Run in front of their own team mates on the crates to cause suicides.

2. Try and push you off the crate by waling into you.

3. Shoot RPG's at you the whole round.

4. Martyr themselves as soon as the round starts.

 

If you're not there to play the LTS then gtfo.

[MGCrash]

Why do I even try Rockets vs Insurgents....There's always some fkboy who's "Trolling"

They:

1. Run in front of their own team mates on the crates to cause suicides.

2. Try and push you off the crate by waling into you.

3. Shoot RPG's at you the whole round.

4. Martyr themselves as soon as the round starts.

 

If you're not there to play the LTS then gtfo.

Snipers Vs stunters is worse. Atleast with rockets if someone pulls that sh*t you can either roll or jump back so you don't fall but in snipers sense you're view is in that sniper view you got no idea if you're moving or not till it's too late

 

Edit: Upside to the rockets you can see who did cause you to die so next round after you drive you can shove their trolling asses off

Edited October 2, 2015 by MGCrash

[Cowboy Eddy]

Why is it that after you kill countless NPCs in a titan of a job (or other jobs), they continue to spawn. They don't kill me often, but when they do it is when I have clearled the whole hanger, but Merryweather units continue spawn out of narnia and in to the front of the hangar. They kill me when I'm most vulnerable (the truck or titan). It really seems to do this bad when you're the only person left alive.

[hugh750]

Why is it that after you kill countless NPCs in a titan of a job (or other jobs), they continue to spawn. They don't kill me often, but when they do it is when I have clearled the whole hanger, but Merryweather units continue spawn out of narnia and in to the front of the hangar. They kill me when I'm most vulnerable (the truck or titan). It really seems to do this bad when you're the only person left alive.

gta online npc's like to play dirty.

[hugh750]

The iFruit app is f*cking terribly designed. Anything even remotely related to Chop has never worked for me, it only shows 10 vehicles in LCS (sometimes it's your first garage, sometimes its your last ten driven, sometimes it's your ten least driven...) and it never actually tells you when activating a plate works.

it would have nice if it listed each car by each garage it was stored in instead of guessing which garage it's from (if you have more then one of a certain make and model).

i've got ifruit on windows 10 64 bit and i've ordered upgrades and custom plates for certain car nd i take it to a lsc and found no order waiting for me, virtual money wasted.

and i've also had it tell me i've had a order already waiting and not tell me for which car when i would order an upgrade for any of my cars.

[Viciadogames]

What's up with all these people joining missions and just standing there like a statue?

[~TKP~]

What's up with all these people joining missions and just standing there like a statue?

free money. most won't bother kicking from mission.

[TexasRocks]

 

What's up with all these people joining missions and just standing there like a statue?

free money. most won't bother kicking from mission.

Yeah and I usually don't care. They add money to the job, and I don't have to worry about them screwing it up. Lol

[saintsrow]

 

What's up with all these people joining missions and just standing there like a statue?

free money. most won't bother kicking from mission.

 

Actually, it's because the join screen was up for 10 minutes and after a while, they went off to do useful real world stuff, instead of sitting there staring at the screen in a drooling stupor, and then they completely forgot about the game and the mission or heist. This is what Rockstar has wrought.

Edited October 2, 2015 by saintsrow

[VanessaMagick]

 

 

What's up with all these people joining missions and just standing there like a statue?

free money. most won't bother kicking from mission.

 

Actually, it's because the join screen was up for 10 minutes and after a while, they went off to do useful real world stuff, instead of sitting there staring at the screen in a drooling stupor, and then they completely forgot about the game and the mission or heist. This is what Rockstar has wrought.

 

If a mission starts and I don't get to my controller within 30 seconds, I'm going to get run over by some doucheslap in his chrome douchebox so may as well just watch some porn or practice undulating while they do all the work

[saintsrow]

 

 

 

What's up with all these people joining missions and just standing there like a statue?

free money. most won't bother kicking from mission.

 

Actually, it's because the join screen was up for 10 minutes and after a while, they went off to do useful real world stuff, instead of sitting there staring at the screen in a drooling stupor, and then they completely forgot about the game and the mission or heist. This is what Rockstar has wrought.

 

If a mission starts and I don't get to my controller within 30 seconds, I'm going to get run over by some doucheslap in his chrome douchebox so may as well just watch some porn or practice undulating while they do all the work

 

I was practicing undulating until I sprained my sacroiliac

 

Then I was watching porn until I sprained my wrist.

 

Can you get run over or killed while waiting in a join screen? I assumed that if some toolbag came along to kill me, it wouldn't count as a death. I don't know.

Edited October 2, 2015 by saintsrow

[VanessaMagick]

I was practicing undulating until I sprained my sacroiliac

 

Then I was watching porn until I sprained my wrist.

 

Can you get run over or killed while waiting in a join screen? I assumed that if some toolbag came along to kill me, it wouldn't count as a death. I don't know.

I've been stickybombed and killed in the middle of a loading screen, ragdolled during a game of Tennis, and ran over during a jetski race. I honestly wouldn't put it past people.

[Slicing Up Eyeballs]

Just about to finish Pacific Standard - Signal, cat jumps on console, turns console off.

 

Would anyone like a cat?

[VanessaMagick]

Just about to finish Pacific Standard - Signal, cat jumps on console, turns console off.

 

Would anyone like a cat?

Instead of blaming your cat, maybe blame Sony and Microsoft for thinking an instantaneous power-off button on a games console that can waste hours, even days of effort with a single accidental press... should be a touch sensor instead of an actual f*cking button.

[Slicing Up Eyeballs]

 

Just about to finish Pacific Standard - Signal, cat jumps on console, turns console off.Would anyone like a cat?

Instead of blaming your cat, maybe blame Sony and Microsoft for thinking an instantaneous power-off button on a games console that can waste hours, even days of effort with a single accidental press... should be a touch sensor instead of an actual f*cking button.

Nah, I'm on old gen, you have to actually press the button down and my bitch of a cat managed to actually do it.

[GIRR]

I despise people who kill me, I kill them repeatedly, they beg to be left alone, I stop killing them and leave the area, and the little sh*ts actually follow me and try to kill me. Starting the whole damn thing over again.

 

Lol it's like, the f*ck do you want? And yes. I do know that they are trying, and succeeding, to troll me.

 

Edit: I also despise having to constantly edit my posts because my damn hands can't keep up with my thoughts.

Edited October 2, 2015 by TheEroticCherry