The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[_PANiC_]

 

People who ride around Los Santos on a Bicycle!

 

get in the f*ckin bin!

 

Are you just mad because you tried to run one over and they bunny-hopped over your supercar while you slammed face-first into a wall?

 

Now that's not very nice,to assume I am angry over a fail murder attempt on a cyclist ! . Yes my anger toward them is irrational but I wouldn't use a supercar to kill them, i prefer a few simple rounds from the carbine,then destroy the offensive bicycle.

 

Its GTA! , until they make Grand Theft Bicycle.. get off it !!

[VanessaMagick]

 

 

People who ride around Los Santos on a Bicycle!

 

get in the f*ckin bin!

 

Are you just mad because you tried to run one over and they bunny-hopped over your supercar while you slammed face-first into a wall?

 

Now that's not very nice,to assume I am angry over a fail murder attempt on a cyclist ! . Yes my anger toward them is irrational but I wouldn't use a supercar to kill them, i prefer a few simple rounds from the carbine,then destroy the offensive bicycle.

 

Its GTA! , until they make Grand Theft Bicycle.. get off it !!

 

 

So by that logic you hate boats, choppers, planes, jets, walking on foot, or even owning your own car. Griefing bicycle users of all people is kind of new to me. It's like having an irrational hatred of deaf people or something and crushing their hearing aid.

[_PANiC_]

 

 

 

People who ride around Los Santos on a Bicycle!

 

get in the f*ckin bin!

 

Are you just mad because you tried to run one over and they bunny-hopped over your supercar while you slammed face-first into a wall?

 

Now that's not very nice,to assume I am angry over a fail murder attempt on a cyclist ! . Yes my anger toward them is irrational but I wouldn't use a supercar to kill them, i prefer a few simple rounds from the carbine,then destroy the offensive bicycle.

 

Its GTA! , until they make Grand Theft Bicycle.. get off it !!

 

 

So by that logic you hate boats, choppers, planes, jets, walking on foot, or even owning your own car. Griefing bicycle users of all people is kind of new to me. It's like having an irrational hatred of deaf people or something and crushing their hearing aid.

Lol, good point , but no its just bicycles. Well its called irrational for a reason I cant explain it.....

[VanessaMagick]

I just want to bitch about this guy.

 

 

 

DawoODY1 his name is. Get back to freeroam after a job, he instantly one-shots me through my Kuruma's armour, tries to steal my Kuruma, and immediately goes passive mode when I kick him out.

 

 

Just f*ck that guy and f*ck his stupid red shorts. I hope he steps on a Lego.

[Cowboy Eddy]

I just want to bitch about this guy.

 

 

 

DawoODY1 his name is. Get back to freeroam after a job, he instantly one-shots me through my Kuruma's armour, tries to steal my Kuruma, and immediately goes passive mode when I kick him out.

 

 

Just f*ck that guy and f*ck his stupid red shorts. I hope he steps on a Lego.

I don't think he was trying to steal your karuma. I think he was trying to trick you into walking up to your car and thinking he wasn't in there. I do that sometimes and its hilarious when people don't notice you and you spray them down. It's even funnier when the same person falls for it more than once.

[VanessaMagick]

 

 

I just want to bitch about this guy.

 

DawoODY1 his name is. Get back to freeroam after a job, he instantly one-shots me through my Kuruma's armour, tries to steal my Kuruma, and immediately goes passive mode when I kick him out.

 

 

Just f*ck that guy and f*ck his stupid red shorts. I hope he steps on a Lego.

I don't think he was trying to steal your karuma. I think he was trying to trick you into walking up to your car and thinking he wasn't in there. I do that sometimes and its hilarious when people don't notice you and you spray them down. It's even funnier when the same person falls for it more than once.

 

I've done that a few times, pretty funny, especially when you get a hate message after.

 

 

I did it once. Instead of killing the guy, I waited for him to get in. He stopped the animation when he started walking towards the back door, obviously confused. On the third try he actually got in, and when I started to drive he got out in confusion. I stopped the car so he could get back in and he just gunned me down. Shame.

[Cowboy Eddy]

 

 

 

I just want to bitch about this guy.

 

DawoODY1 his name is. Get back to freeroam after a job, he instantly one-shots me through my Kuruma's armour, tries to steal my Kuruma, and immediately goes passive mode when I kick him out.

 

 

Just f*ck that guy and f*ck his stupid red shorts. I hope he steps on a Lego.

I don't think he was trying to steal your karuma. I think he was trying to trick you into walking up to your car and thinking he wasn't in there. I do that sometimes and its hilarious when people don't notice you and you spray them down. It's even funnier when the same person falls for it more than once.

 

I've done that a few times, pretty funny, especially when you get a hate message after.

 

I did it once. Instead of killing the guy, I waited for him to get in. He stopped the animation when he started walking towards the back door, obviously confused. On the third try he actually got in, and when I started to drive he got out in confusion. I stopped the car so he could get back in and he just gunned me down. Shame.

That reminds me when I was playing with a friend from Australia and she was talking me into her garage. The game was lagging bad and I spawned behind the garage door stuck in the animation of walking in the garage. As I was about to restart my console, I spawned outside of the apt with no HUD. I wanted to know what that meant for me and I was invisible to all players in the lobby and would not die no matter what (bullets, explosions, getting hit by a car). I decided to do that and steal people's cars. If the person was in it, I could rip them out and take their car. I took this one guy's car and he didn't know what was going on. He later just got in and I drove him around. He left and I struck my next victim. I took his car while he was AFK and when he came back he had no clue he got in the passenger seat. I drove for a bit before he bailed. I actually drove his car around for maybe 10 minutes before him and his friend chased me down and blew up the car. I just popped out and tried to take their car but I was too slow.

[Slicing Up Eyeballs]

I only used my heavy pistol throughout a survival and someone called me a noob.

[PhillBellic]

Bürgerfahrzeug is losing stock faster than a Cheetah driving a Cheetah after that emissions scandal.

I'm so f*cked.

Much like Volkswagen in Real Life, amirite?

[Slicing Up Eyeballs]

 

I only used my heavy pistol throughout a survival and someone called me a noob.

 

But only using your pistol is more fun and makes it challenging!Exactly!

[Cowboy Eddy]

 

I only used my heavy pistol throughout a survival and someone called me a noob.

But only using your pistol is more fun and makes it challenging!

Isn't mutch of a challenge when everyone else is still using rifles and such. Challenging would be for everyone to use the sawed-off shotgun.

[Slicing Up Eyeballs]

 

 

I only used my heavy pistol throughout a survival and someone called me a noob.

But only using your pistol is more fun and makes it challenging!

Isn't mutch of a challenge when everyone else is still using rifles and such. Challenging would be for everyone to use the sawed-off shotgun.

It is when everyone else decides to use a mini gun and I'm left to mop up the mess with my pistol.

[StangOne50]

What the f*ck is up with these laggy ass apartments. Every time I go in my apt im stuck there for like 5 minutes. Cant press start, no select menu, cant leave the apt , cant go in my garage cant even leave the damn game, just trapped!

Thank you for this laggy mess of a game R.

[VanessaMagick]

I only used my heavy pistol throughout a survival and someone called me a noob.

 

Was in a deathmatch against two low levels, 1vs2 a while ago. I used only my Pistol .50 through the whole match and lost 13-15. Decent way to keep it fair, I think.

[MGCrash]

 

 

I only used my heavy pistol throughout a survival and someone called me a noob.

But only using your pistol is more fun and makes it challenging!

Isn't mutch of a challenge when everyone else is still using rifles and such. Challenging would be for everyone to use the sawed-off shotgun.

 

No! Want a real challenge? The one shot rifle. The one we got for independence day. If not that. Thay pistol thats one shot

[VanessaMagick]

 

 

 

I only used my heavy pistol throughout a survival and someone called me a noob.

But only using your pistol is more fun and makes it challenging!

Isn't mutch of a challenge when everyone else is still using rifles and such. Challenging would be for everyone to use the sawed-off shotgun.

 

No! Want a real challenge? The one shot rifle. The one we got for independence day. If not that. Thay pistol thats one shot

 

 

Aren't they opposite of challenging? Press L2, press R2, get a kill. It's like quickscoping in cawwadooty.

[paperbagdude]

Will we ever get more casual clothing for our characters?

 

Rockstar: Huehuehue, no, take some high-end designer shirts!

[dewtech]

Will we ever get more casual clothing for our characters?

 

Rockstar: Huehuehue, no, take some high-end designer shirts!

 

For ages I've sat on what I thought was a simple idea that could easily give us 30-40 basic shirts. Take the stock T-Shirts in a variety of colours and then just add logos from the game

- Car makers (Benefactor, Vapid, Dinka and so on)

- Shops (Ammu-Nation, Bean Machine, Liquor Hole)

 

And keep going on that. Logo's that are already in the game.

[TheLunaticParade]

Hopping into a party chat with some friends and random people to hear this "There was like 6 of them. They were in 2 karumas and a hydra. So i went in and did work. Boosted my K/D up a bit bruh" Gotta love friends of friends who play GTA like CoD

[MGCrash]

 

 

 

 

I only used my heavy pistol throughout a survival and someone called me a noob.

But only using your pistol is more fun and makes it challenging!

Isn't mutch of a challenge when everyone else is still using rifles and such. Challenging would be for everyone to use the sawed-off shotgun.

 

No! Want a real challenge? The one shot rifle. The one we got for independence day. If not that. Thay pistol thats one shot

 

 

Aren't they opposite of challenging? Press L2, press R2, get a kill. It's like quickscoping in cawwadooty.

 

You got different people of all kinds coming at you from different angles. Both weapons take a bit to reload, long enough for those people to land hits on you. Where with a basic rifle or even pistol you can shoot them all easy

[UnknownXXVII]

 

 

 

 

 

I only used my heavy pistol throughout a survival and someone called me a noob.

But only using your pistol is more fun and makes it challenging!

Isn't mutch of a challenge when everyone else is still using rifles and such. Challenging would be for everyone to use the sawed-off shotgun.

 

No! Want a real challenge? The one shot rifle. The one we got for independence day. If not that. Thay pistol thats one shot

 

 

Aren't they opposite of challenging? Press L2, press R2, get a kill. It's like quickscoping in cawwadooty.

 

You got different people of all kinds coming at you from different angles. Both weapons take a bit to reload, long enough for those people to land hits on you. Where with a basic rifle or even pistol you can shoot them all easy

 

Or you could be like me who only uses free-aim. Even before switching to PC, I used free-aim only on xbox 360 and xbox one. Holding down two buttons to kill people just wasn't fun at all. Anyone could be great but free-aim is the real challenge, or was. I did Los Santos Connection solo with only the musket besides using the buzzard to take down the crew vehicles/supplier plane. That was difficult yet fun.

[VanessaMagick]

Or you could be like me who only uses free-aim. Even before switching to PC, I used free-aim only on xbox 360 and xbox one. Holding down two buttons to kill people just wasn't fun at all. Anyone could be great but free-aim is the real challenge, or was. I did Los Santos Connection solo with only the musket besides using the buzzard to take down the crew vehicles/supplier plane. That was difficult yet fun.

 

I'd like to switch to freeaim - PvE feels a lot more rewarding - but from what I hear, PvP in freeaim is even more unbalanced and skill-less than auto aim because everyone just uses explosives or miniguns and marksman rifles.

 

Not to mention that finding a full server is considerably harder in freeaim.

[UnknownXXVII]

 

Or you could be like me who only uses free-aim. Even before switching to PC, I used free-aim only on xbox 360 and xbox one. Holding down two buttons to kill people just wasn't fun at all. Anyone could be great but free-aim is the real challenge, or was. I did Los Santos Connection solo with only the musket besides using the buzzard to take down the crew vehicles/supplier plane. That was difficult yet fun.

 

I'd like to switch to freeaim - PvE feels a lot more rewarding - but from what I hear, PvP in freeaim is even more unbalanced and skill-less than auto aim because everyone just uses explosives or miniguns and marksman rifles.

 

Not to mention that finding a full server is considerably harder in freeaim.

 

I only use the heavy sniper for PvPs. Sometimes stickies. Minigun just isn't worth it.

[Arachne]

Speaking of parachutes...

 

Can somebody explain to me how the f*ck does someone land exactly on 0.1? was it somekind of cheat or something? i've always tried to do so and i can only reach 0.6

Edited October 1, 2015 by Arachne

[VanessaMagick]

Speaking of parachutes...

 

Can somebody explain to me how the f*ck does someone land exactly on 0.1? was it somekind of cheat or something? i've always tried to do so and i can only reach 0.6

 

According to a friend who gets under 0.3 every time, he has a special spot he goes to where he can jump onto a downward incline and survive, and spam snacks so he doesn't die on the way down the incline. He won't tell me where this "spot" is though.

[Slicing Up Eyeballs]

This isn't really a bitch and moan it's more of a point and laugh. People actually leave in their wasted screen so the kill doesn't damage their K/D? How cute.

[Red Lynx 23]

I edited a video, and trying to upload it to my video gallery and then Youtube, discovered that Xbox Live is down!

[THE_RUSTYRAT_39]

Seriously Microsoft? 2 Hours of waiting here bored outta my mind for you to get your thumbs out of your asses and do somthing about the outage, or is it that you just dont care about your product users?

[hugh750]

Seriously Microsoft? 2 Hours of waiting here bored outta my mind for you to get your thumbs out of your asses and do somthing about the outage, or is it that you just dont care about your product users?

this morning i was doing the prison break heist with a few randoms, we break rashkovsky out of prison and we are flying away when suddenly i lose connection with xbox live (xbox 360) when that happened i heard a scream of a player falling out of the plane.

when i do a restart of my console i noticed that the host i was doing the heist with sent me a message asking me why i left, i messaged him back telling him what happened.

Edited October 1, 2015 by hugh750

[CrysisAverted]

Driving downtown on bike, get killed by dude

Respawn, unable to retrieve bike without confronting killer

Get him down to like no health, hit him a couple times afterward, he kills me mid barrel roll

Try to kill him again, end up killing his buddy I guess

his buddy keeps going after me and I kill him without any loss of health every time

Get on roof and gun down the dude that killed me first

quickly snipe the f*cker in the head killing him again

he goes passive and comes up to the roof

every damn time

end up shooting him in the f*cking throat and the chest with my heavy sniper and he runs off healthy and free while his buddy is still trying to kill me

kill his buddy, hop on my bike, drive by the dude that killed me first, hop in Hydra and kill him once more before he goes passive

get a message from his buddy calling me a wuss or something presumably because I got in a Jet even though I sat that f*cker down casually every time, on foot.